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Toxic
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
Canada233 Posts
May 18 2009 00:45 GMT
#1
Today something really special happened, i should say some clanmate of mine made a really shocking annoucement that stroke me right at the heart.

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[image loading]


Sorry poke, I just had to do it >

Now i can't really post a blog with only like 2 sentence and an image can I ?

I shall post a funny story to go along with it, so about a week ago my sister was working at her bakery. This is man come up at her saying he had ordered a wedding cake, so she proceed to tell him he needs to get a number and wait in line the (black man then suddenly calls her racist and leave, without his cake)

He comes back 10 minutes later with one of his friend with a vanquished look on his face, he ends up taking a number a and waiting. Finnaly when its his turn again, he gets his cake so she is bringing it to his car which is a big white van. She takes a peek inside, sees litteraly 10 people and the bride sitting in front wearing her dress. The next problem comes along the cake is around 3 feet wide, but his trunk only have about two feet left in it, his reaction ?

Take a look at his trunk, then take a look at the cake, trunk again, then strike a thinking pose and randomly saying :"okay you can go now"

Fifteen minutes later he is seen forcing the cake in the van. Okay this story wasnt really funny but now my blog has a purpose.



*
Yes.
JWD
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States12607 Posts
May 18 2009 00:47 GMT
#2
Way to show clan solidarity o.o your poor clanmate lol
✌
SpriteLove
Profile Joined September 2008
United States226 Posts
May 18 2009 00:48 GMT
#3
mG.SpriteLove
Pokebunny
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States10654 Posts
May 18 2009 00:51 GMT
#4
you guys suck.

:3

Real story is, toxic was talking about his friend irl who played starcraft, and I happened to split up the text "I wish I had real life friends who were into competitive starcraft"
Semipro Terran player | Pokebunny#1710 | twitter.com/Pokebunny | twitch.tv/Pokebunny | facebook.com/PokebunnySC
SCC-Faust
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States3736 Posts
May 18 2009 00:53 GMT
#5
SC > Friends.

Teamliquid > Social life.

I want to fuck Soulkey with a Zelderan.
Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
May 18 2009 01:07 GMT
#6
On May 18 2009 09:51 Pokebunny wrote:
you guys suck.

:3

Real story is, toxic was talking about his friend irl who played starcraft, and I happened to split up the text "I wish I had real life friends who were into competitive starcraft"

Ooo, that wily bastard.

Is mG active? I might be interested in playing with you guys :O
LEGEND!! LEGEND!!
Pokebunny
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States10654 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-05-18 01:19:45
May 18 2009 01:19 GMT
#7
Yes, extremely. We've got like 16 total members and 10+ are usually on daily.

Check the bottom of my blog about hitting C and I snuck in our ad from iccup forum.
Semipro Terran player | Pokebunny#1710 | twitter.com/Pokebunny | twitch.tv/Pokebunny | facebook.com/PokebunnySC
Archaic
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States4024 Posts
May 18 2009 01:26 GMT
#8
On May 18 2009 10:19 Pokebunny wrote:
Yes, extremely. We've got like 16 total members and 10+ are usually on daily.

Check the bottom of my blog about hitting C and I snuck in our ad from iccup forum.

Not meaning anything by this, but since when is 16 members, and 10 consistently on "extremely active"? I'd just say "active" =P. And I might stop by every now and then...
Pokebunny
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States10654 Posts
May 18 2009 01:28 GMT
#9
Well extremely in the sense that we don't let random newbies who are inactive stay long so yeah. Basically saying that # of members means nothing o.o
Semipro Terran player | Pokebunny#1710 | twitter.com/Pokebunny | twitch.tv/Pokebunny | facebook.com/PokebunnySC
SnowFantasy
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
4173 Posts
May 18 2009 02:09 GMT
#10
[image loading]
Toxic
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
Canada233 Posts
May 18 2009 02:16 GMT
#11
Extremely active read: We are all no life who plays a shit-ton.
Yes.
BuGzlToOnl
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
United States5918 Posts
May 18 2009 02:23 GMT
#12
If you want to make God laugh, tell Him your plans.
b3h47pte
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States1317 Posts
May 18 2009 03:24 GMT
#13
OMG POKE AND SPRITELOVE<3
lol poke
FragKrag
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States11567 Posts
May 18 2009 04:26 GMT
#14
On May 18 2009 10:26 Archaic wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 18 2009 10:19 Pokebunny wrote:
Yes, extremely. We've got like 16 total members and 10+ are usually on daily.

Check the bottom of my blog about hitting C and I snuck in our ad from iccup forum.

Not meaning anything by this, but since when is 16 members, and 10 consistently on "extremely active"? I'd just say "active" =P. And I might stop by every now and then...


Not every clan is a gigantic all encompassing clan like OD.

I also wish I had friends that were into competitive SC
*TL CJ Entusman #40* "like scissors does anything to paper except MAKE IT MORE NUMEROUS" -paper
Steelflight-Rx
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States1389 Posts
May 18 2009 04:35 GMT
#15
Hey pokebunny.

I saw you on east once.

I got really excited coz i recognized you from the "learning to zerg" blogs.

I messaged the hell out of you.

I don't remember my ID.. but maybe you remember the incident.. But probably not since you're so famous, I bet this happens all the time...
yubee wrote: you know? it's a great night you should all smile no matter what harddships, because grass grows and the sky is blue and it's a good life.
Pokebunny
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States10654 Posts
May 18 2009 10:59 GMT
#16
I think I maaaaay remember you. I remember something about op sky/clan sky/team sky? dunno if that was you...
Semipro Terran player | Pokebunny#1710 | twitter.com/Pokebunny | twitch.tv/Pokebunny | facebook.com/PokebunnySC
Ziph
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Netherlands970 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-05-18 18:43:10
May 18 2009 17:31 GMT
#17
Pokebunny you suck LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL now donate me 10$ so for the vent server.

<3 mG.

Starcraft 2 - Beta
Wala.Revolution
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
7584 Posts
May 18 2009 18:38 GMT
#18
Poke has no friends =/

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LOL POKE HAHAHA OWNED
Stuck.
Pokebunny
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States10654 Posts
May 18 2009 19:32 GMT
#19
I do too

Ziph ugh dunno if its worth it
Semipro Terran player | Pokebunny#1710 | twitter.com/Pokebunny | twitch.tv/Pokebunny | facebook.com/PokebunnySC
WeakTuna
Profile Joined December 2008
Canada71 Posts
May 18 2009 20:17 GMT
#20
Ziph stop bulling poke for money, shame on you trying to steal money from a 13-14 years old kid!!



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