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Toxic
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
Canada233 Posts
May 18 2009 00:45 GMT
#1
Today something really special happened, i should say some clanmate of mine made a really shocking annoucement that stroke me right at the heart.

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Sorry poke, I just had to do it >

Now i can't really post a blog with only like 2 sentence and an image can I ?

I shall post a funny story to go along with it, so about a week ago my sister was working at her bakery. This is man come up at her saying he had ordered a wedding cake, so she proceed to tell him he needs to get a number and wait in line the (black man then suddenly calls her racist and leave, without his cake)

He comes back 10 minutes later with one of his friend with a vanquished look on his face, he ends up taking a number a and waiting. Finnaly when its his turn again, he gets his cake so she is bringing it to his car which is a big white van. She takes a peek inside, sees litteraly 10 people and the bride sitting in front wearing her dress. The next problem comes along the cake is around 3 feet wide, but his trunk only have about two feet left in it, his reaction ?

Take a look at his trunk, then take a look at the cake, trunk again, then strike a thinking pose and randomly saying :"okay you can go now"

Fifteen minutes later he is seen forcing the cake in the van. Okay this story wasnt really funny but now my blog has a purpose.



*
Yes.
JWD
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States12607 Posts
May 18 2009 00:47 GMT
#2
Way to show clan solidarity o.o your poor clanmate lol
✌
SpriteLove
Profile Joined September 2008
United States226 Posts
May 18 2009 00:48 GMT
#3
mG.SpriteLove
Pokebunny
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States10654 Posts
May 18 2009 00:51 GMT
#4
you guys suck.

:3

Real story is, toxic was talking about his friend irl who played starcraft, and I happened to split up the text "I wish I had real life friends who were into competitive starcraft"
Semipro Terran player | Pokebunny#1710 | twitter.com/Pokebunny | twitch.tv/Pokebunny | facebook.com/PokebunnySC
SCC-Faust
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States3736 Posts
May 18 2009 00:53 GMT
#5
SC > Friends.

Teamliquid > Social life.

I want to fuck Soulkey with a Zelderan.
Chef
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
10810 Posts
May 18 2009 01:07 GMT
#6
On May 18 2009 09:51 Pokebunny wrote:
you guys suck.

:3

Real story is, toxic was talking about his friend irl who played starcraft, and I happened to split up the text "I wish I had real life friends who were into competitive starcraft"

Ooo, that wily bastard.

Is mG active? I might be interested in playing with you guys :O
LEGEND!! LEGEND!!
Pokebunny
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States10654 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-05-18 01:19:45
May 18 2009 01:19 GMT
#7
Yes, extremely. We've got like 16 total members and 10+ are usually on daily.

Check the bottom of my blog about hitting C and I snuck in our ad from iccup forum.
Semipro Terran player | Pokebunny#1710 | twitter.com/Pokebunny | twitch.tv/Pokebunny | facebook.com/PokebunnySC
Archaic
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States4024 Posts
May 18 2009 01:26 GMT
#8
On May 18 2009 10:19 Pokebunny wrote:
Yes, extremely. We've got like 16 total members and 10+ are usually on daily.

Check the bottom of my blog about hitting C and I snuck in our ad from iccup forum.

Not meaning anything by this, but since when is 16 members, and 10 consistently on "extremely active"? I'd just say "active" =P. And I might stop by every now and then...
Pokebunny
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States10654 Posts
May 18 2009 01:28 GMT
#9
Well extremely in the sense that we don't let random newbies who are inactive stay long so yeah. Basically saying that # of members means nothing o.o
Semipro Terran player | Pokebunny#1710 | twitter.com/Pokebunny | twitch.tv/Pokebunny | facebook.com/PokebunnySC
SnowFantasy
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
4173 Posts
May 18 2009 02:09 GMT
#10
[image loading]
Toxic
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
Canada233 Posts
May 18 2009 02:16 GMT
#11
Extremely active read: We are all no life who plays a shit-ton.
Yes.
BuGzlToOnl
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
United States5918 Posts
May 18 2009 02:23 GMT
#12
If you want to make God laugh, tell Him your plans.
b3h47pte
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States1317 Posts
May 18 2009 03:24 GMT
#13
OMG POKE AND SPRITELOVE<3
lol poke
FragKrag
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States11567 Posts
May 18 2009 04:26 GMT
#14
On May 18 2009 10:26 Archaic wrote:
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On May 18 2009 10:19 Pokebunny wrote:
Yes, extremely. We've got like 16 total members and 10+ are usually on daily.

Check the bottom of my blog about hitting C and I snuck in our ad from iccup forum.

Not meaning anything by this, but since when is 16 members, and 10 consistently on "extremely active"? I'd just say "active" =P. And I might stop by every now and then...


Not every clan is a gigantic all encompassing clan like OD.

I also wish I had friends that were into competitive SC
*TL CJ Entusman #40* "like scissors does anything to paper except MAKE IT MORE NUMEROUS" -paper
Steelflight-Rx
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States1389 Posts
May 18 2009 04:35 GMT
#15
Hey pokebunny.

I saw you on east once.

I got really excited coz i recognized you from the "learning to zerg" blogs.

I messaged the hell out of you.

I don't remember my ID.. but maybe you remember the incident.. But probably not since you're so famous, I bet this happens all the time...
yubee wrote: you know? it's a great night you should all smile no matter what harddships, because grass grows and the sky is blue and it's a good life.
Pokebunny
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States10654 Posts
May 18 2009 10:59 GMT
#16
I think I maaaaay remember you. I remember something about op sky/clan sky/team sky? dunno if that was you...
Semipro Terran player | Pokebunny#1710 | twitter.com/Pokebunny | twitch.tv/Pokebunny | facebook.com/PokebunnySC
Ziph
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Netherlands970 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-05-18 18:43:10
May 18 2009 17:31 GMT
#17
Pokebunny you suck LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL now donate me 10$ so for the vent server.

<3 mG.

Starcraft 2 - Beta
Wala.Revolution
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
7584 Posts
May 18 2009 18:38 GMT
#18
Poke has no friends =/

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LOL POKE HAHAHA OWNED
Stuck.
Pokebunny
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States10654 Posts
May 18 2009 19:32 GMT
#19
I do too

Ziph ugh dunno if its worth it
Semipro Terran player | Pokebunny#1710 | twitter.com/Pokebunny | twitch.tv/Pokebunny | facebook.com/PokebunnySC
WeakTuna
Profile Joined December 2008
Canada71 Posts
May 18 2009 20:17 GMT
#20
Ziph stop bulling poke for money, shame on you trying to steal money from a 13-14 years old kid!!



il0seonpurpose
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Korea (South)5638 Posts
May 18 2009 21:35 GMT
#21
Sucks about the cake
evanthebouncy!
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States12796 Posts
May 18 2009 22:35 GMT
#22
HAhja we love u still
Life is run, it is dance, it is fast, passionate and BAM!, you dance and sing and booze while you can for now is the time and time is mine. Smile and laugh when still can for now is the time and soon you die!
Steelflight-Rx
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States1389 Posts
May 18 2009 22:48 GMT
#23
On May 18 2009 19:59 Pokebunny wrote:
I think I maaaaay remember you. I remember something about op sky/clan sky/team sky? dunno if that was you...

yeah that must have been me, i was probably in sky at the time!
yubee wrote: you know? it's a great night you should all smile no matter what harddships, because grass grows and the sky is blue and it's a good life.
Pokebunny
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States10654 Posts
May 18 2009 23:34 GMT
#24
cool
Semipro Terran player | Pokebunny#1710 | twitter.com/Pokebunny | twitch.tv/Pokebunny | facebook.com/PokebunnySC
fishyjoes
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
Germany644 Posts
May 19 2009 00:00 GMT
#25
On May 18 2009 11:09 SnowFantasy wrote:
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+1
infinite fun: http://dagobah.biz/flash/loituma.swf
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