[SPOILER POLL] GGplay vs Stork

Once there was a kid named Stork, he wanted to become the greatest second rated starcraft player EVER. And he did by beating out YellOw for the most silvers. Stork had big square glasses.

Then there was GGPlay, he set out to become the player with even dorkier glasses than stork. And he did. He also somehow won an OSL title.

Anyhow, on their 80th birthday, the two old farts decided to duke it out in manly fashion (refer to short game recap)

Stork started at bottom left and ggplay top right.
Stork did his usual FE cannon corsairs into reavers and ggplay went 12 hatch, or was it 11 hatch... anyways as it turns out it didn't matter!


Silly Drone, you can't kill a whole cannon


Audience member prepares for a long epic game

Stork dominated by making 100000000000 corsairs from 3 stargates and reavers out of 2 robo... or so it seemed. at some point he had 2 full control groups of cors and 4 shuttles loaded with reavers. BUT knowing stork, he somehow managed to fuck it up. oh and GGplay made some hydras


you'd think a zerg player is completely fucked if this happens...


but wait, its stork we are talking about! hydras > stork reavers

Next its GGplay's turn at Failure.

he loads for SEVERAL doom drops (even a double drop at one point) only to get completely owned by cannons and corsairs.


FAIL


FAIL... YET AGAIN


every doom drop starts with a drone

Many expansions and cannons later, stork figures out that even tho he has 1000000000000000000 corsairs, they do not attack ground. Meanwhile ggplay twiddles his thumbs and contains to make tier 1 units, and a few defilers. Stork decides to make the ULTIMATE ZVP unit, the carrier. Also he adds some dark archons to his massive army.


With an army like this, how can you fuck up so hard?

With his massive fleet, stork attempts to break ggplay's 12 expo and 5 many times and still fails. Although ggplay did use plague very nicely.

this is SICK... literally...

GGplay finally gets a greater spire and makes devs. but stork was prepared for this ages ago...


Uh OH

stork decides to be cute and mind controls some of GGplay's defilers, then uses them to cover his own archons. then he had a really bright idea... what if... what if I MIND CONTROL A DRONE?? then i can BUILD zerg stuff.... like zerlings and.. shit..


stork figures that the only way to beat zerg is to BE zerg


stork plagues ggplay's units... wtf?

After many cute plays later, stork decides that air is for wimps and a land army is the real way to go so he makes 1000000000000000 archons. Meanwhile ggplay lost 5oclock and is barely staying alive with his main, and the island 12oclock... but somehow still has 10000 minerals (seriously).


okay stork, this is becoming ludicrous

Stork was all but done, but runs into 1 problem... he does not know how to break a ramp with 20 archons, dark archons, and defilers. Oh did I mention now he has ARBITERS too?


ramp >> stork


screw the ramp bitches, im slowly moving all my units up with 1 shuttle

stork finally breaks into ggplay's main and rapes everything.


Archons + swarm is so imba it should be illegal.

ggplay is down to the island 12oclock, so everything thinks its over right? No...
Stork fails time and time again at recalls and attempted recalls and fucking around that the KESPA refs had to intervene and ask stork wtf are you doing and why haven't you killed him yet


KILL ME... PLEASE!

KESPA ref allows stork to continue and fuck around a little longer.

Stork finally makes a 'good' recall and wins by building elimination LOL.


this is so embarrassing, I can't watch!


We went to watch a movie, so did you win??