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[Poll] Dog vs. Human

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Lemonwalrus
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States5465 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-05-25 03:35:46
May 25 2008 03:19 GMT
#1
Alright, a few people from irc and I were talking, and we started, for some reason, debating whether or not a human could win in a fight 'to the death' against a dog.

For the sake of accuracy, I will present a specific situation for the poll.

You and a German Sheppard are put into a regular sized room and you must fight until one of you dies. The dog will immediately attack you (once released) and it will be set on killing you. You have no weapons, and are wearing no protective clothing, just regular street clothes. You can't use anything that isn't part of you as a weapon. Given this situation, who do you think would win the fight?

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Poll: Dog or Human?
(Vote): Dog wins
(Vote): Person wins

Feel free to discuss your views in the thread.

Edit: sorry.
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24745 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-05-25 03:20:48
May 25 2008 03:20 GMT
#2
Depends on the person. Some people would have a good shot, some people would get pwned.

Edit: lemonwalrus would get ez'd
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32277 Posts
May 25 2008 03:21 GMT
#3
We are talking about something completely average. Average size, not martial training etc. If not we would need to pick a fighting dog.
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XCetron
Profile Joined November 2006
5226 Posts
May 25 2008 03:22 GMT
#4
as long as the person keep their cool and dont panic, i dont see how a human would lose.
IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32277 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-05-25 03:36:09
May 25 2008 03:22 GMT
#5
Why was this closed??
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spec. opps
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States127 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-05-25 03:25:25
May 25 2008 03:23 GMT
#6
edit: dog
time is the biggest difference that can be made
Last Romantic
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States20661 Posts
May 25 2008 03:24 GMT
#7
An average human male that's in decent shape would probably be able to win, though it'd be a close thing.
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evanthebouncy!
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States12796 Posts
May 25 2008 03:25 GMT
#8
Depends on the guy ~~
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Kong John
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Denmark1020 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-05-25 20:33:52
May 25 2008 20:32 GMT
#9
Dunno, i think an avarage dude would be able to kick the dogs ass. If he wasent suprised or anything .
This is real life, where nerds must battle!
H
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
New Zealand6138 Posts
May 25 2008 20:34 GMT
#10
Lol this got closed twice o:
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Xeofreestyler
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
Belgium6774 Posts
May 25 2008 20:34 GMT
#11
...how do you kill a dog with your bare hands? Those things can be pretty fucking strong
They can bite you to death we cant do that
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distant_voice
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Germany2521 Posts
May 25 2008 20:35 GMT
#12
the dog would probably bite your leg or arm and wouldn't let go of it. if you can deal with the pain and manage to significantly hurt the dog you might have a chance.

but all in all I think the dog would make it.
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ieatkids5
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United States4628 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-05-25 20:36:05
May 25 2008 20:35 GMT
#13
On May 26 2008 05:34 Xeofreestyler wrote:
...how do you kill a dog with your bare hands? Those things can be pretty fucking strong
They can bite you to death we cant do that

kick it in the face

edit - nonstop
CruiseR
Profile Joined November 2004
Poland4014 Posts
May 25 2008 20:36 GMT
#14
dog ez
CyuntiyuL
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
Canada1740 Posts
May 25 2008 20:36 GMT
#15
dogs naturally have instincts to go for the neck and shit. the average human would be like "why isn't this dog on a leash?" and then just get killed.

VOTED DOG.
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fusionsdf
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
Canada15390 Posts
May 25 2008 20:36 GMT
#16
dog can only really attack by biting

so if you can get in a position where it has difficulty biting you (maintaining distance by kicking, or with an arm wrapped around its neck) you win
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spec. opps
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States127 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-05-25 20:37:59
May 25 2008 20:37 GMT
#17
dog would eat you
time is the biggest difference that can be made
Tinithor
Profile Joined February 2008
United States1552 Posts
May 25 2008 20:39 GMT
#18
Unless your stupid the person would. Multiple stomps to the dogs face would kill it.
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Wysp
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
Canada2299 Posts
May 25 2008 20:39 GMT
#19
if you kick it good in the head and not let off you'd probably have no problem. Otherwise it all depends where the bastard latches on. if it got me on the arm I'd just smash it into a wall a until its concussed to fuck, on the leg that would be harder but still possible. As long as you don't give up and it doesn't get your eyes/throat I don't see how you could not kill it before you die of rended organs/bleeding.
an overdeveloped sense of self preservation
Rekrul
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Korea (South)17174 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-05-25 20:40:15
May 25 2008 20:39 GMT
#20
just let it bite you and head lock it and choke it to death, i guess if you fuck it up and it gets to ur neck you're fucked though

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