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defenestrate
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
United States579 Posts
September 02 2007 17:22 GMT
#1
This will parallel the MSPaint thread. Make requests, and I shall crank out a few stanzas on the themes.
We believe that we invent symbols. The truth is that they invent us; we are their creatures, shaped by their hard, defining edges.
iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
September 02 2007 17:24 GMT
#2
do one on bloody ovaries and hobbled toes.
DeadVessel
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
United States6269 Posts
September 02 2007 17:25 GMT
#3
Decapitated chickens and stillborn mice.
jr.
Profile Joined April 2007
Slovenia41 Posts
September 02 2007 17:27 GMT
#4
do one on incontrol and deadvessel
Praise Him with the strings!
vGl-CoW
Profile Blog Joined December 2002
Belgium8305 Posts
September 02 2007 17:28 GMT
#5
the superiority of islam over all other religions
Moderatorfollow me on twitter if u think ur so tough @BooyaCow
Aepplet
Profile Joined December 2003
Sweden2908 Posts
September 02 2007 17:29 GMT
#6
something related to starcraft would be nice i guess?
Beyonder
Profile Blog Joined September 2002
Netherlands15103 Posts
September 02 2007 17:29 GMT
#7
Tony little working out
Moderator
iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-09-02 17:30:36
September 02 2007 17:30 GMT
#8
On September 03 2007 02:29 Beyonder wrote:
Tony little working out


YES

edit: WHAT IS TAKING SO LONG? WE WANT OUR PROSE!
DeadVessel
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
United States6269 Posts
September 02 2007 17:34 GMT
#9
http://tonylittle.ytmnd.com/

inspiration
fuglyfrog
Profile Joined July 2007
United States521 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-09-02 17:51:33
September 02 2007 17:48 GMT
#10
The plight of the homosexual Christian homophobe. In memory of the Republican Party.

RebelHeart's frustrated battle against his penis.
iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
September 02 2007 17:52 GMT
#11
TLNETTERS I THINK WE HAVE BEEN FOOLED!

Fucking poetry cock tease!
defenestrate
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
United States579 Posts
September 02 2007 17:53 GMT
#12
Inc: what is a hobbled toe?

On September 03 2007 02:25 DeadVessel wrote:
Decapitated chickens and stillborn mice.


Another day. The sun will rise.
The Voodoo-mouse is huge with child,
She looms above her minion mice,
Domestic, lab, or merely wild.

But Voodoo’s joy is not to last,
For Fate is but a fickle whore.
A beast unheard of in the past,
A headless fowl, a man’s repast,
Ran by and kicked her with its spur.

Two weeks have passed. She labors hard
And squeezes out her mousy brood.
They lay, unmoving, bloody, marred,
Their tiny eyes with death imbued.

Her babies lost, her hopes betrayed,
The Voodoo-mouse lays down a curse.
The chicken, boneless, butchered, flayed,
Inside a grocer’s freezer splayed,
Assembles in a way perverse.

Another day. The sun has fled,
And all the poultry run and hide,
For Voodoo-mouse brings doom and dread
With Frankenchicken at her side.
We believe that we invent symbols. The truth is that they invent us; we are their creatures, shaped by their hard, defining edges.
DhakhaR
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
United Kingdom721 Posts
September 02 2007 17:54 GMT
#13
spittin on Team Liquid, whole body and soul,
verse inspired by a post from iNcontroL,
wrecking whole brigades with vultures on patrol,
wanna know if i get ill? You dont need a poll,
i just fill a bowl, with stillborn mice,
decapitate a chicken and serve it with rice,
something related to starcraft would be nice,
baby I can do it! i dont have to tell you twice.

BBOOOOOOMMM brraaat braaatt
defenestrate
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
United States579 Posts
September 02 2007 17:54 GMT
#14
On September 03 2007 02:52 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
TLNETTERS I THINK WE HAVE BEEN FOOLED!

Fucking poetry cock tease!


Eating atm. This stuff takes time.
We believe that we invent symbols. The truth is that they invent us; we are their creatures, shaped by their hard, defining edges.
iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
September 02 2007 17:55 GMT
#15
hobbled toe is a toe with gnarly knuckles and random pubic hair.
ZaplinG
Profile Blog Joined February 2005
United States3818 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-09-02 18:23:30
September 02 2007 17:57 GMT
#16
i come to this page with wonder in my eye -
alas, it is simple poetry
at least to this i can identify

but when the browser opens up
false promises i see
there is nothing here to read about
nothing here for me.

requests of tony little
of bloody ovaries and hobbled toes
seem to shrink and whittle
as they are not put in to prose

so there is nothing now that we can do
besides sit around and wait
In this forum built of blue
for the man known as defenestrate

(fuck, like 6 people posted while i was writing this )
Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free
defenestrate
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
United States579 Posts
September 02 2007 18:13 GMT
#17
The plight of the homosexual Christian homophobe. In memory of the Republican Party.


Adolenscent, I could not
Wank, for fear of eyeball rot.
Porn was sinful, women vile.
All I did was pray and smile.

Claudio, my neighbor, friend,
Stimulate my prostate gland,
Keep on going, yes, you must!
Satisfy my primal lust!

Ostracize those dressed in drag!
Burn in hell, you filthy fag!
Satan holds you scum in thrall,
Filthy buggers, one and all.

Lord, forgive, I sorely lack
All restraint when faced with sack.
We believe that we invent symbols. The truth is that they invent us; we are their creatures, shaped by their hard, defining edges.
Wysp
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
Canada2299 Posts
September 02 2007 18:16 GMT
#18
You're pretty fucking good.
an overdeveloped sense of self preservation
Aepplet
Profile Joined December 2003
Sweden2908 Posts
September 02 2007 18:20 GMT
#19
haha, great poetry! keep it up!
ZaplinG
Profile Blog Joined February 2005
United States3818 Posts
September 02 2007 18:21 GMT
#20
show that even tap dancing turtles are not happy all the time
Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free
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