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Ok here is the Idea I post 2 ultimatums and if you do not choose one or the other you die. Start off with "Whats worse.." or "Would you rather.."
So choose one (explain why if you want) then post another 2 choices for the next person.
Example: You are stranded in the desert both your parents are alive, you will all die if you don't eat. So who do you kill and eat, Mom or Dad?
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I'll start the thread:
You are forced to run down the main street in your town (the one with the most foot traffic) or through a mall.
What would you rather wear:
Socks (on your feet)
OR
Girl's Panties
Poll: Run naked with
(Vote): Socks
(Vote): Panties
(Vote): Death
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do you mean you're running down the street naked with just this: socks/panties
or am i generally clothed otherwise.
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1. I will kill my dad becaues I love my mother more.
2. Neither.
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Easy choice, panties over socks. If you're going to embarass yourself public, might as well go all the way. The only thing worse than making an ass out of yourself in public is making an ass out of yourself in public without making an impression. Plus, socks are so 90's, how many times have you seen people streaking in socks? Panties? Exactly.
Here's the next choice. It's christmas, and on your way back home, you pass by Rekrul's house. His mom invites you in for dinner because she thinks Rekrul likes you. Just before you turn to run a lolcat wearing a lemon helmet steps in and blocks your exit route.
Would you rather:
Get owned by a lolcat
-or-
Have christmas dinner with Rekrul
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Korea (South)17174 Posts
I'd definitely go with the socks. Give your feet some protection and girl's panties are just going to make you uncomfortable as hell. Gotta be proud and let it all hang loose.
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Have Xmas Dinner with Rek.
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Would you cut off your own penis for 1 billion dollars and die 3 days later.
OR
cut it off and live out the rest of your life normally?
Poll: Cut penis off
(Vote): -Penis/1$ Billion/Die 3 days
(Vote): Live life normally - Penis
(Vote): Death
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cxz4sho, that was actually amusing :o
EDIT (Answer + Situation): Wtf charlie, that's just wrong. Meh, I'd probably live my life the rest of the way. K, now situation:
Would you rather bang Jessica Alba ONCE and get HIV, or bang a mild looking girl 20 times? (You can't have sex otherwise, these are the only two options.)
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Korea (South)17174 Posts
On May 29 2007 16:25 CharlieMurphy wrote:
Have Xmas Dinner with Rek.
Would you cut off your own penis for 1 billion dollars and die 3 days later.
OR
cut it off and live out the rest of your life normally?
Oh god don't do this please.
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Korea (South)17174 Posts
On May 29 2007 16:27 ilovezil wrote:
cxz4sho, that was actually amusing :o
EDIT (Answer): Wtf charlie, that's just wrong. Meh, I'd probably live my life the rest of the way. K, now situation:
Would you rather bang Jessica Alba and get HIV, or bang a mild looking girl 20 times? (You can't have sex otherwise, these are the only two options.)
Sex is totally overrated I'd rather jerk off every day for the rest of my life than bang Alba and get HIV.
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On May 29 2007 16:31 Rekrul wrote:Show nested quote +On May 29 2007 16:27 ilovezil wrote:
cxz4sho, that was actually amusing :o
EDIT (Answer): Wtf charlie, that's just wrong. Meh, I'd probably live my life the rest of the way. K, now situation:
Would you rather bang Jessica Alba and get HIV, or bang a mild looking girl 20 times? (You can't have sex otherwise, these are the only two options.) Sex is totally overrated I'd rather jerk off every day for the rest of my life than bang Alba and get HIV.
Boooo, no cheating 
You are forced to choose only one or the other, there are no other alternatives!
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Korea (South)17174 Posts
On May 29 2007 16:31 ilovezil wrote:Show nested quote +On May 29 2007 16:31 Rekrul wrote:On May 29 2007 16:27 ilovezil wrote:
cxz4sho, that was actually amusing :o
EDIT (Answer): Wtf charlie, that's just wrong. Meh, I'd probably live my life the rest of the way. K, now situation:
Would you rather bang Jessica Alba and get HIV, or bang a mild looking girl 20 times? (You can't have sex otherwise, these are the only two options.) Sex is totally overrated I'd rather jerk off every day for the rest of my life than bang Alba and get HIV. Boooo, no cheating You are forced to choose only one or the other, there are no other alternatives!
Obviously fuck a mild looking girl 20 times, thats better than jerking off and I chose jerking off, not like I cheated.
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i gotta go with the panties
my penis is too small. im tired of people laughing at me
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As far as the Alba Scenario I wouldn't worry about it. HIV is just the virus, Its AIDS that is the untreatable one.
And Rek, Its either choose A or B, or C which is death. Those are the
only options.
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Would you rather eat mayonaise out of this guy's ass?
OR
Take a bullet for George Bush?
Poll: Would you rather?
(Vote): Eat Mayo Out his Ass
(Vote): Take a Bullet for Bush
(Vote): Death
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Charlie Murphy. HIV and AIDS are both uncurable. HIV is the virus that causes AIDS. AIDS is syndrome that describes the characteristics of someone infected with the HIV virus. No AIDS without HIV.
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On May 29 2007 17:01 cxz4sho wrote:
Charlie Murphy. HIV and AIDS are both uncurable. HIV is the virus that causes AIDS. AIDS is syndrome that describes the characteristics of someone infected with the HIV virus. No AIDS without HIV.
Well I mean you can keep your HIV in check like Magic Johnson or That Gay Biker. But if it turns into AIDS you're done.
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If you have HIV your life is gonna suck, whats with all this " its curable" bullshit. its only been incurable since it was invented by indians.
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no no magic johnson has AIDS. The only difference between magic johnson and dying kids in africa is that he's magic johnson and they're poor. HIV is AIDS, AIDS is HIV, no way to separate the two.
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Whatever I still choose alba. Now stop derailing the thread and answer the next.
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Sorry. That was just a pre-emptive flame before someone flames you with something stupid like "OMFG LAWL NOOB".
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Korea (South)17174 Posts
On May 29 2007 17:06 cxz4sho wrote:
no no magic johnson has AIDS. The only difference between magic johnson and dying kids in africa is that he's magic johnson and they're poor. HIV is AIDS, AIDS is HIV, no way to separate the two.
No, you are wrong.
But lets not derail this thread. Keep going!
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