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Hot_Bid
Profile Blog Joined October 2003
Braavos36375 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-01-18 11:54:30
January 18 2007 10:08 GMT
#1

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Welcome to LiquiScoop, the #1 weekly newsletter for everything that goes on in the Teamliquid.net forums! Here you'll find notable threads, notable posters, and some fun original content as well.

A big thanks to IntoTheWow and dronebabo for their tireless help, as well as Smurg , who does the great photoshop work for us. Without them, LiquiScoop would not happen. Enjoy!


WE ARE BACK!


We are back from hiatus in our new stronger, better bi-weekly edition. Do not worry! We are still alive and will continue to be until further notice.

Everyone from the LiquiScoop team was on vacation, so I had to track them down. I found IntoThewow in the Argentinian countryside, shirtless, improving his shuriken accuracy. Dronebabo was naked in a preschool classroom trying to sell deviant pornography. Smurg was helping Oxy photoshop that pornography. They sold like hot cakes.
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[02:06] [dronebabo] how old are you
[02:06] [i845] 13
[02:06] [dronebabo] are you interested in girls yet
[02:06] [dronebabo] i got porn

Weeks of 01/01/07 to 01/14/07 [017]

Notable Threads
  • A showmatch between TL.net and BGHers.com will happen this Saturday. Will TL lay the smackdown? Will we get crushed by the $$$$? Are the Fastest Map players next in line? Talk about it here.

  • The Featured Threads section, other than stealing all of the notable threads that would normally be featured in LiquiScoop, has Seven Stars: HonestTea, rinizim, anyname, infinity21, Physician, Cadical, and Live2Win. Also add ilovecats, formerly TopTalent, to that list as well for his contributions. Thank you for all that you've contributed to TL.net! You guys really make this place worth visiting.

  • Create your own OSL Bracket if you haven't already. Predictions close at 24:00 TL time today.

  • Starcraft 2 by 2008? There have been a ton of rumors, but taken collectively they have to mean something right? In the meantime, play Strip Jessica Alba.

  • Miss ProLeague Finals? Relive the experience with HonestTea's Preview (Part 1, Part 2), the live reports, and my own running diary.


Image of the Week
  • A legend is back from the dead, here to save the Protoss race in their darkest hour. (by lil.sis)
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Image of the Week #2
  • Doug and Skeeter, if they existed on TL.
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Funny Post of the Week
  • In iPhone Announced:
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    On January 10 2007 08:33 yakii wrote:
    Their next product - iphone shuffle - a new small, simple phone with low price. No display screen,No number keypad. it has only two buttons - call and disconnet. when you press call button, it calls random number. Yes, Life is shuffle. It's amazing.


Funny Post of the Week #2
  • In Never pay income tax again:
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    On January 05 2007 20:44 Haemonculus wrote:
    I just try to really carefully monitor my income. At certain levels, your tax rate will jump, and I've actually saved money by working less at the end of the year to assure that I don't hit that magical number which will knock your percentage up a notch.

    On January 05 2007 21:21 DevAzTaYtA wrote:
    too much war3? ;o


LiquiScoop Poll of the Week
  • There has been a lot of discussion regarding the Homework Crusade. Let us see what TL.net users truly think about this issue.
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    Poll: HW Threads at TeamLiquid?
    (Vote): Yes! Always.
    (Vote): Yes, only if it creates good discussion.
    (Vote): No.

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    Poll: Overall Effect of the HW Crusade?
    (Vote): Positive
    (Vote): Negative
    (Vote): Neutral

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    Poll: Should the HW Crusade Continue?
    (Vote): Yes.
    (Vote): No.
    (Vote): Yes, but only the "bad" HW Threads


Forum Statistic of the Week
  • All these statistics are 100% true.
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    It has been 45 days since the last LiquiScoop.


Crusade against Homework Threads
  • Suspended, pending Poll results.

  • Triumphs: 1 2 3 4 5 6


Old Closed Forum Thread of the Week
  • Each week, we at LiquiScoop find one thread from the Closed Forum. These threads are diamonds in the rough, underappreciated secret threads that the Mods did not want you to see. They will now get their well-deserved time in the spotlight. Unfortunately you can't post in them, but you can view them, jaws agape in utter awe, mouth salivating in anticipation at what hidden treasures the Closed Forum will yield next week.

    This week's OCFTotW is titled "I'm just wondering why someone closed my topic."
    Click here to uncover the mystery as to why his topic was closed.


Ban of the Week
  • This week's honor goes to Beyonder, who banned zulu_nation8 and Dark]N[exus for their obsession with each other.


LiquiScoop Fanmail of the Week
  • Our fans seek the wisdom of Bubbles, the LiquiScoop Warrior Monkey, and the LiquiScoop staff.

    We sit here at our computers eagerly awaiting any of your questions or problems. Please send us something!

    Send your fanmail to liquid.scoop@gmail.com or PM Hot_Bid, IntoTheWow, or dronebabo.


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GrandInquisitor *
Profile Blog Joined May 2005
New York City13113 Posts
January 18 2007 10:12 GMT
#2
yay!!

the quote thing is broken for the first funny post of the week btw

What fun is it being cool if you can’t wear a sombrero?
GrandInquisitor *
Profile Blog Joined May 2005
New York City13113 Posts
January 18 2007 10:12 GMT
#3
and i don't get the ilnp one T_T
What fun is it being cool if you can’t wear a sombrero?
thedeadhaji *
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
39489 Posts
January 18 2007 10:17 GMT
#4
finally, you slackers <3
useLess
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
United States4781 Posts
January 18 2007 10:23 GMT
#5
yay its back!
Moonlight Shadow
StarN
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
United States2587 Posts
January 18 2007 10:27 GMT
#6
ROFL SKEETER!!!
Retired BW Noob
azndsh
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States4447 Posts
January 18 2007 10:35 GMT
#7
Muahahahaha finally =D
Not_Computer
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Canada2277 Posts
January 18 2007 10:53 GMT
#8
i love those cards, make more!!! lol, we should have a function where we can buy, collect, and trade cards.
"Jaedong hyung better be ready. I'm going to order the most expensive dinner in Korea."
thedeadhaji *
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
39489 Posts
January 18 2007 10:55 GMT
#9
On January 18 2007 19:53 Desolate.GreY wrote:
i love those cards, make more!!! lol, we should have a function where we can buy, collect, and trade cards.


buy with liquibet pts ;P
Eatme
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
Switzerland3919 Posts
January 18 2007 10:55 GMT
#10
Aaaah nice one. Banana.Milk fighting!

Also liked the closed one alot.
I have the best fucking lawyers in the country including the man they call the Malmis.
Kennigit *
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Canada19447 Posts
January 18 2007 11:02 GMT
#11
Thank GOD!!!! i was wondering today when you guys would be back in action

my only concern

what ever happened to that "Who is Mensrea" thing where ppl photoshoped what/who they thought he/she/it is and they were going to be compiled etc

Last Romantic
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States20661 Posts
January 18 2007 11:19 GMT
#12
GiYom is overpowered O_o

the cards seem to get progressively more powerful. Like, beforehand, they were 4/3 3/4 and now 8/8. It's like real MTG but accelerated -_-;;

I wanna see BoxeR's card though.
ㅋㄲㅈㅁ
ManaBlue
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
Canada10458 Posts
January 18 2007 11:20 GMT
#13
I always love the progamer cards. Gonna have to recap them sometime.

Awesome work guys. Good to see the scoop back.
ModeratorTL VOD legends: Live2Win, hasuprotoss, Cadical, rinizim, Mani, thedeadhaji, Kennigit, SonuvBob, yakii, fw, pheer, CDRdude, pholon, Uraeus, zatic, baezzi. The contributors make this site what it is. *Props to FakeSteve for respecting the guitar gods*
ATeddyBear
Profile Blog Joined December 2005
Canada2843 Posts
January 18 2007 11:28 GMT
#14
Awesome. Luv the savior card =)
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skyglow1
Profile Blog Joined April 2005
New Zealand3962 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-01-18 11:36:41
January 18 2007 11:34 GMT
#15
The first poll imo is retarded. The other 2 choices are obviously inferior to the "Yes but only if it makes good discussion" choice so most people just vote that and it seems like everyone agrees that HW threads should make for good discussion if they to not get the boot. How do you not understand that sometimes the nature of the question won't encourage discussion, or that theres no need for discussion in the first place?
iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
January 18 2007 12:10 GMT
#16
imho the best liquiscoop yet. Keep it up <3
Hot_Bid
Profile Blog Joined October 2003
Braavos36375 Posts
January 18 2007 12:10 GMT
#17
On January 18 2007 20:34 skyglow1 wrote:
The first poll imo is retarded. The other 2 choices are obviously inferior to the "Yes but only if it makes good discussion" choice so most people just vote that and it seems like everyone agrees that HW threads should make for good discussion if they to not get the boot. How do you not understand that sometimes the nature of the question won't encourage discussion, or that theres no need for discussion in the first place?

hey, homework jesus, we're making an effort here to understand your side and poll the population, but here you are complaining again. how about instead of polling and listening to complaints about the crusade we tell everyone to flame in every [H] thread? will that make you complain less?
@Hot_Bid on Twitter - ESPORTS life since 2010 - http://i.imgur.com/U2psw.png
ieatkids5
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United States4628 Posts
January 18 2007 12:31 GMT
#18
Hahahaha check this out, from this week's Old Closed Forum Thread:

one of the finest topic ever imagined? yeah right, like it wasn't done before... use the search button and see if you are so original..

don't make me laugh, this topic was just a spamming place to get more posts, no one care about playlists. It's not like you are discussing anything. And now you are actually starting another one to complain the obvious? you win the award

edit: want another reason why you should get banned? look at #1921 of your playlist, sicko

917. mc solaar - cinquieme as - la belle et le bad boy.mp3
1918. mc solaar - cinquième as - 08 - la la la, la.mp3
1919. mc solaar - solar pleure.mp3
1920. meat loaf - i'd do anything for love (but.mp3
1921. Meine Cousine holt mir einen runter Teen 15 Lolita Lolitas Teens Teenys Teenies Nudisten Fuck Fucking Hardcore Blasen Ficken Bumsen Cumshot Sperma Abspritzen(1).avi
1922. melanie c - i turn to you.mp3
1923. memphis bleek - crew love.mp3
1924. men at work - land down under(3).mp3
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19135 Posts
January 18 2007 12:45 GMT
#19
LS IS BACK WITH A VENGEANCE!! Yarrrrrr!

And Crusading rules. Just drop the topic, we'll never stop, and you can't stop us cause we're the just cause!:D

Savior and Grrr Cards were top notch work again, best :D.
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
skyglow1
Profile Blog Joined April 2005
New Zealand3962 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-01-18 12:51:40
January 18 2007 12:45 GMT
#20
On January 18 2007 21:10 Hot_Bid wrote:
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On January 18 2007 20:34 skyglow1 wrote:
The first poll imo is retarded. The other 2 choices are obviously inferior to the "Yes but only if it makes good discussion" choice so most people just vote that and it seems like everyone agrees that HW threads should make for good discussion if they to not get the boot. How do you not understand that sometimes the nature of the question won't encourage discussion, or that theres no need for discussion in the first place?

hey, homework jesus, we're making an effort here to understand your side and poll the population, but here you are complaining again. how about instead of polling and listening to complaints about the crusade we tell everyone to flame in every [H] thread? will that make you complain less?


Using a flawed poll isn't exactly very helpful. A simple statement like "Think twice before you go "crusading" in a thread" which is made very clear and made so that people will definitely notice it would be far better, or a thread where people are free to express their thoughts on what HW threads should be allowed, instead of having to follow "Yes but only if it makes good discussion" choice.

On January 18 2007 21:45 Nyovne wrote:
LS IS BACK WITH A VENGEANCE!! Yarrrrrr!

And Crusading rules. Just drop the topic, we'll never stop, and you can't stop us cause we're the just cause!:D

Savior and Grrr Cards were top notch work again, best :D.


It is an excuse to act foolish and immature.

But yes I really should drop it, because niether side is willing to change.
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