The Coach Park Fan Club

Btw did you know that Moon was called the 5th race, not because there are 4 races in wc3, but because Coach Park already was the 4th race?

The Movie Coach Carter was actually about Coach Park, only the westernized version.

Coach Park was supposed the play the Predator, but the costume got scared.

Coach Park's splits are so good, he is the only player that will get hit by Moon's baneling landmines.

On a student exchange program at Iowa State University Coach Park invented the concept of marine splitting, after being inspired while on a bonding trip to a local bowling alley. Despite never having partaken in this most American of games, he managed to bowl a perfect game and briefly became a local celebrity.

Coach Park is so good at Starcraft that Flash IS impressed

The reason so many Kespa pro-gamers are single is that the majority of Korean women are simply waiting until Coach Park becomes available.

Coach Park once defeated Deep Blue at chess, utilising only a single pawn, a king and two bishops.

Coach Park was a gueston the shortlived GSL 'Off the Record'. His segment was never shown to the public as his showmatches were thought to be 'too intimidating'. He played mouse-only, without a monitor while simultaneously playing Rimsky-Korsakov's 'The Flight of the Bumblebee'and achieved wins against an American Grandmaster player.

Coach Park once probe-rushed Nestea and won

Uttering Coach Park's name is enough to detect DT's because of the stench of piss.

A defiler once tried to consume Coach Park and lost all of its energy.

A dark archon once tried to mind control Coach Park but then split into two dts.

There is a still Ultralisk in Coach Park's living room. It isn't stuffed, it's just afraid to move.

When Coach Park enters a new building, he does not walk into the wrong room. The room is in the wrong place.

A burrowed lurker once attacked Coach Park. He thanked it and proceeded to comb his hair with its spikes.

Fusing two archons creates a cheap Coach Park imitation.

Coach Park does not sleep because he needs it. He is just letting others catch up to his level.

Starcraft originally only had terran and Coach Park. There were imbalance issues so Blizzard dispersed his abilities between protoss and zerg.

Coach Park foresaw a day when savior would tarnish the e-sports scene. So he taught a protoss up-and-comer the bisu build.

Coach Park once won a GSL via phone call

Coach Park can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

Coach Park spices his meat with Pepper Spray.

Fear of enclosed spaces is clausterphobia. Fear of spiders is arachnaphobia. Fear of Coach Park is logic.

Coach Park can cut a hot knife with butter.

When Coach Park walks off into the sunset, the sun is actually running away from him.

It is rumoured that Coach Park is actually a very good starcraft 1v1 player. Unfortunately, there are no survivors to confirm this

If you forfeited a match against EG-TL, you are not a coward. It's just common sense

Do you sometimes wonder why there are no zergs and protosses invading us? Coach Park vanquished them all

The reason why Huk has only achieved Top 3 Control is because spots 1 and 2 are taken by Coach Park's left and right hands.

The Warhound was broken because Coach Park drove it.

Coach Park wears glasses not because his eyesight is bad, but because no human being can withstand his undiluted gaze.

Coach Park had to move to the worst team in Proleague because otherwise they would have to create position 0 on the rankings table.

Blizzard originally had a Coach Park difficulty in SC2, but they had to take it out because none of their pro playtesters could beat it.

The reason Starcraft 2 took so long to come out was that it was actually in development in 2003, but they lost all data on it when Coach Park playtested it.

Actually, the Zerg are really existing and are aiming to attack us, but they are waiting until Coach Park retires.

Coach Park makes the opponent's zerg's units to spawn in burrowed mode.

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