Also seeing as I provided the first fan art, might as well signup.
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zerg4life
Finland8 Posts
Also seeing as I provided the first fan art, might as well signup. | ||
EpiK
Korea (South)5757 Posts
On April 12 2013 14:32 GhandiEAGLE wrote: Coach Park once won a GSL via phone call Coach Park can do a wheelie on a unicycle. Coach Park spices his meat with Pepper Spray. Fear of enclosed spaces is clausterphobia. Fear of spiders is arachnaphobia. Fear of Coach Park is logic. Coach Park can cut a hot knife with butter. When Coach Park walks off into the sunset, the sun is actually running away from him. When Coach Park enters a new building, he does not walk into the wrong room. The room is in the wrong place. A burrowed lurker once attacked Coach Park. He thanked it and proceeded to comb his hair with its spikes. Fusing two archons creates a cheap Coach Park imitation. Coach Park does not sleep because he needs it. He is just letting others catch up to his level. Starcraft originally only had terran and Coach Park. There were imbalance issues so Blizzard dispersed his abilities between protoss and zerg. Coach Park foresaw a day when savior would tarnish the e-sports scene. So he taught a protoss up-and-comer the bisu build. | ||
iNfeRnaL
Germany1908 Posts
Sign me uppppp~ e: what a bummer it doesn't actually show my team symbol here. XD! | ||
Mistakes
United States1101 Posts
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smogg
Bulgaria167 Posts
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GunSec
1095 Posts
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KiwiLime
United States44 Posts
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Delphiki
Philippines1955 Posts
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iNcontroL
USA29055 Posts
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EpiK
Korea (South)5757 Posts
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Delphiki
Philippines1955 Posts
If you forfeited a match against EG-TL, you are not a coward. It's just common sense Do you sometimes wonder why there are no zergs and protosses invading us? Coach Park vanquished them all #coachparkfacts | ||
Inzan1ty
1163 Posts
One can assume Park knows his craft, by getting decent Matchups in almost all games, and outsmarting the opponents coach in the Ace match. Park fighting ! | ||
Wintex
Norway16828 Posts
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Kasaraki
Denmark7115 Posts
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Lovedoll
Japan540 Posts
Having that said, sign me up! | ||
Paradisee
United States37 Posts
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absinthfee
Germany718 Posts
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Bumblebee
3237 Posts
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tili
United States1332 Posts
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Darrkhan
Finland1236 Posts
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