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Best (or worst) pick-up lines in a Barcraft

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SteaDY
Profile Joined July 2010
Sweden19 Posts
November 04 2012 22:10 GMT
#1
This thread is dedicated towards sharing pick-up lines to use whenever at a Barcraft.
Warning, use at own risk. I will start.

Cheesy:
"When I walked through the door the only queen of blades I could see was you."
-"My corruptor just finished +1 upgrades, and I'm looking for a timing attack."
-"Nice 2-rax, baby."

Bad Manner:
- "I'd would like to slip a zergling into your nydus."
- "Let's drop back at my main and baneling bust your front."
- "Leenok is a great player, and so is my lean c**k.
CitrusFo
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
Canada116 Posts
November 04 2012 22:17 GMT
#2

Here you go buddy you should enjoy these
Sup Dawgs. Im Simon
Dontkillme
Profile Joined November 2011
Korea (South)806 Posts
November 04 2012 22:24 GMT
#3
"I would like to Nydus your main" - Husky
Bomber & Jaedong & FlaSh & SNSD <3
DavoS
Profile Blog Joined October 2012
United States4605 Posts
November 04 2012 22:26 GMT
#4
Not too sure how to classify these pick up lines, but I'll take a stab at it.

"Wanna see my Greater Spire?" (Spine/Spore Crawler would work too)
"How about we mass recall out of this place?"
"Your supply depot or mine?"
"I'm a marine; will you be my medivac?"

And this one isn't Barcraft specific, but it's my personal favorite no matter the circumstance:
"Nice shoes, wanna f*ck?"
"KDA is actually the most useless stat in the game" Aui_2000
SigmaoctanusIV
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States3313 Posts
November 04 2012 22:31 GMT
#5
I just lost my Army to burrowed Banelings would you like to Remax?
I am Godzilla You are Japan
phyren
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States1067 Posts
November 04 2012 22:42 GMT
#6
On November 05 2012 07:26 DavoS wrote:
And this one isn't Barcraft specific, but it's my personal favorite no matter the circumstance:
"Nice shoes, wanna f*ck?"


I think this one wins.
DavoS
Profile Blog Joined October 2012
United States4605 Posts
November 04 2012 22:43 GMT
#7
On November 05 2012 07:17 CitrusFo wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcNE3yx_3D8
Here you go buddy you should enjoy these


My new hero
"KDA is actually the most useless stat in the game" Aui_2000
Adersick
Profile Joined July 2011
United States216 Posts
November 04 2012 22:43 GMT
#8
"Y'know it's bad macro to do nothing with all those eggs"
"I'm looking for a quick warp-in, care to be my proxy pylon?"
and if you need a terrible pun:
"Arbiter, I hardly knew her!"
TRaFFiC
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
Canada1448 Posts
November 04 2012 22:46 GMT
#9
That video is probably the funniest thing I seen in my life. Too funny. Prob staged.
2v2, 1v1, Zerg, Terran http://www.twitch.tv/trafficsc2
Doses
Profile Joined September 2010
United States61 Posts
November 04 2012 22:52 GMT
#10
"Do you drop ship here often?"
you're using up our ranged too space
fAnTaCy
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States893 Posts
November 04 2012 23:05 GMT
#11
On November 05 2012 07:46 TRaFFiC wrote:
That video is probably the funniest thing I seen in my life. Too funny. Prob staged.


Not staged at all, that's the funny part
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Broodwurst
Profile Joined June 2011
Germany1586 Posts
November 04 2012 23:48 GMT
#12
"You're like my favourite pro gamer"
"Awww, really?"
"Yeah, you're both young ho's"
Fanboys = (ウ╹◡╹)ウ /// I like smiley faces
AnYvia
Profile Joined November 2010
Bulgaria474 Posts
November 04 2012 23:52 GMT
#13
On November 05 2012 08:48 Broodwurst wrote:
"You're like my favourite pro gamer"
"Awww, really?"
"Yeah, you're both young ho's"

You win.
Flash / MVP / Seed / Leenock / DRG / Life
BoB_KiLLeR
Profile Joined September 2010
Spain620 Posts
November 05 2012 00:02 GMT
#14
"Do you want to feel my Broodlings in your face?"
PiQLiQ
Profile Joined January 2011
Sweden702 Posts
November 05 2012 00:12 GMT
#15
On November 05 2012 07:17 CitrusFo wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcNE3yx_3D8
Here you go buddy you should enjoy these


haha i loved that one
http://twitter.com/PiQLiQ
Durp
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Canada3117 Posts
November 05 2012 00:15 GMT
#16
"I have 300 apm"
SOOOOOooooOOOOooooOOOOoo Many BANELINGS!!
Maxd11
Profile Joined July 2011
United States680 Posts
November 05 2012 00:18 GMT
#17
On November 05 2012 09:15 Durp wrote:
"I have 300 apm"

In the hots beta that's about 5 APM.
That video is hilarious btw.
I looked in the mirror and saw biupilm69t
Jaaaaasper
Profile Blog Joined April 2012
United States10225 Posts
November 05 2012 00:18 GMT
#18
"If you like what i can do with my hands, you should see what i can do with my tongue"
Hey do you want to hear a joke? Chinese production value. | I thought he had a aegis- Ayesee | When did 7ing mad last have a good game, 2012?
TheGreenMachine
Profile Joined March 2010
United States730 Posts
November 05 2012 00:20 GMT
#19
Dark templar tatoo.... No shit, its invisible you gotta have an overlord to see that shit
Don't forget to get everyone you know to play HOTS so this game we love called Starcraft will live on. Every little bit helps. ^^
Black[CAT]
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Malaysia2589 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-11-05 00:21:14
November 05 2012 00:21 GMT
#20
On November 05 2012 07:26 DavoS wrote:
And this one isn't Barcraft specific, but it's my personal favorite no matter the circumstance:
"Nice shoes, wanna f*ck?"


Does this quote ever work?
You mean ESPORTS isnt a synonym for SC2? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ -Proud owner of a Filco Majestouch 2 with Cherry Blue Switches- BW or SC2? Why not both?
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