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eviltomahawk
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States11135 Posts
November 05 2012 04:57 GMT
#61
You know Losira's fingers? Well, mine are way faster

I can handle both of you girls because my multitasking is like Bisu's.
ㅇㅅㅌㅅ
Maynarde
Profile Joined September 2010
Australia1286 Posts
November 05 2012 05:03 GMT
#62
"I'd like to inject larva into THAT hatchery"
CommentatorAustralian SC2 Caster | Twitter: @MaynardeSC2 | Twitch: twitch.tv/maynarde
hpty603
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States262 Posts
November 05 2012 05:09 GMT
#63
"Hive must have finished because my spire just morphed to a greater spire"
I only play 2v2 to see how much of the map I can turn purple ~ Jinro
khaydarin9
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
Australia423 Posts
November 05 2012 05:10 GMT
#64
On November 05 2012 09:37 openbox1 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 05 2012 08:48 Broodwurst wrote:
"You're like my favourite pro gamer"
"Awww, really?"
"Yeah, you're both young ho's"


This is hilarious. Is it an original from you?


One of the things that turned up in the Unimpressed Flash Meme thread was: "I am Lee. Bring the Young Ho's".

I'd repost the image here, but death.
Be safe, Woo Jung Ho <3
Sedzz
Profile Blog Joined June 2012
Australia391 Posts
November 05 2012 05:24 GMT
#65
Are you a SCV?
Because I wanna be in your rear with my gear.
GoingGoingGone
Profile Blog Joined January 2012
Slovakia529 Posts
November 05 2012 05:58 GMT
#66
I'm a collosus, and I have extended thermal lance.
Busy night, but there's always room for another... unless the servers are down.
Promethelax
Profile Joined February 2012
Canada7089 Posts
November 05 2012 06:22 GMT
#67
On November 05 2012 09:21 Black[CAT] wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 05 2012 07:26 DavoS wrote:
And this one isn't Barcraft specific, but it's my personal favorite no matter the circumstance:
"Nice shoes, wanna f*ck?"


Does this quote ever work?


yes.
TL Mafia. Love it. Play it. http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/index.php?show_part=31 I find Kennigit really attractive. If anyone has a picture of him please feel free to PM it to me.
Ludwigvan
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Germany2371 Posts
November 05 2012 12:14 GMT
#68
Let's go ruin esports.
Godwrath
Profile Joined August 2012
Spain10152 Posts
November 05 2012 12:43 GMT
#69
On November 05 2012 09:12 PiQLiQ wrote:


Here you go buddy you should enjoy these


"I come from the shadows"

hahaha.
Bill Murray
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States9292 Posts
November 05 2012 12:51 GMT
#70
FROM THE SHADOWS I COME LOL
+ Show Spoiler +
she must like the dark meat
University of Kentucky Basketball #1
KapsyL
Profile Joined November 2011
Sweden704 Posts
November 05 2012 13:16 GMT
#71
On November 05 2012 07:42 phyren wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 05 2012 07:26 DavoS wrote:
And this one isn't Barcraft specific, but it's my personal favorite no matter the circumstance:
"Nice shoes, wanna f*ck?"


I think this one wins.


lol win gg
Jurg Jurg Jurg
NEEDZMOAR
Profile Blog Joined December 2011
Sweden1277 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-11-05 13:33:29
November 05 2012 13:32 GMT
#72
I am Flash/Jaedong.

Works everytime, even better with

"IM Nestea."

because they cant report u for impersonating
LOLingBuddha
Profile Joined February 2011
Netherlands697 Posts
November 05 2012 13:34 GMT
#73
I cant believe the guy that goes "*sniff sniff* that smells like fungal growth" actually got a number!!
StateAlchemist
Profile Joined January 2011
France1946 Posts
November 05 2012 13:36 GMT
#74
On November 05 2012 07:42 phyren wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 05 2012 07:26 DavoS wrote:
And this one isn't Barcraft specific, but it's my personal favorite no matter the circumstance:
"Nice shoes, wanna f*ck?"


I think this one wins.


gg wp
Targe
Profile Blog Joined February 2012
United Kingdom14103 Posts
November 05 2012 13:39 GMT
#75
On November 05 2012 07:43 Adersick wrote:
"Y'know it's bad macro to do nothing with all those eggs"


Thisthisthis.

This thread is brilliant!
11/5/14 CATACLYSM | The South West's worst Falco main
Equity213
Profile Joined July 2011
Canada873 Posts
November 05 2012 13:51 GMT
#76
If I scouted your barrack (bare rack) I would fast expand.
MCDayC
Profile Joined March 2011
United Kingdom14464 Posts
November 05 2012 14:59 GMT
#77
On November 05 2012 08:48 Broodwurst wrote:
"You're like my favourite pro gamer"
"Awww, really?"
"Yeah, you're both young ho's"

This is wrong, but hilarious.
VERY FRAGILE, LIKE A BABY PANDA EGG
magnaflow
Profile Joined August 2011
Canada1521 Posts
November 05 2012 15:04 GMT
#78
"How bout you and your friends come back to my basement and have a FFA"
Wambo
Profile Joined August 2011
Germany50 Posts
November 05 2012 15:06 GMT
#79
"I'm not a Queen, but i could Larva inject you every 40 seconds"
I don't know how and why i came up with this
we stopped checking for monsters under our bed because we realized they were inside of us - Gil Grissom
Ethoex
Profile Joined June 2012
United States164 Posts
November 05 2012 15:09 GMT
#80
On November 05 2012 07:17 CitrusFo wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcNE3yx_3D8
Here you go buddy you should enjoy these

I love this video
"Until the very, very top, in almost anything all that matters, is how much work you put in. The only problem is that most people can't work hard even at things they do enjoy, much less things they don't have a real passion for." - Greg "IdrA" Fields
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