EPTBest (or worst) pick-up lines in a Barcraft - Page 3
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docvoc
United States5491 Posts
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itsMAHVELbaybee
292 Posts
"In bed, I go for long macro games." "Even if the matchup between us is imba, I won't blame you for going all-in." | ||
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SafeWord
United States522 Posts
On November 05 2012 10:59 docvoc wrote: Basically, when you whip it out say, "Carrier has arrived," and when you cum say, "OBLITERATE", reason #10238120381 to keep the carrier. <3 | ||
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McPhiz
Canada183 Posts
On November 05 2012 10:55 Kfcnoob wrote: i facepalmed a few times while reading these Of course you facepamled, thats what you do with pickup lines | ||
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Antimatterz
United States1010 Posts
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Ettick
United States2434 Posts
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ExTerminator
United States22 Posts
I wish I was a Hatchery, then you could be my queen. Is it me? Or is it gettin' too hot in here? I hope you're an Infestor, cuz I'd sure like to snipe you out of a crowd. I'd abduct you even if you were a zergling. | ||
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Maloreon
United States911 Posts
I'm going to give you three guesses for what I call my penis: 1. Thor 2. Ultralisk 3. Colossus You decide, ladies. | ||
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bovi
Japan208 Posts
Broodwurst wins my vote. "You're like my favourite pro gamer" "Awww, really?" "Yeah, you're both young ho's" tsMAHVELbaybee's got 2nd! "In bed, I go for long macro games." keep them coming! | ||
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silent_owl
Philippines3098 Posts
On November 05 2012 07:17 CitrusFo wrote: Here you go buddy you should enjoy these Lol. I couldn't even finish the video. That's some real game, man. Neil Strauss would be proud. LOL! | ||
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734pot
Australia294 Posts
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Inquisitor1323
370 Posts
On November 05 2012 07:17 CitrusFo wrote: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcNE3yx_3D8 Here you go buddy you should enjoy these My favorite was: Wanna see my dark templar tattoe? There's nothing there... No shit, it's invisible. | ||
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iokke
United States1179 Posts
Ya know, I don't don't use chornoboost during sex nor do I eject every 40 seconds. And I'm ready for pickup! Just say that word baby. | ||
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Khi
Germany188 Posts
On November 05 2012 07:17 CitrusFo wrote: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcNE3yx_3D8 Here you go buddy you should enjoy these Thank you for sharing these guys i laughed so hard about their videos. | ||
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CeriseCherries
6170 Posts
On November 05 2012 07:17 CitrusFo wrote: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcNE3yx_3D8 Here you go buddy you should enjoy these omg i forgot about this. cloudfist lawl | ||
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Salient
United States876 Posts
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DavoS
United States4605 Posts
On November 05 2012 13:11 Salient wrote: I doubt there are many women at a Barcraft, and the few there are probably only there because they are not single (dragged along by a boyfriend ). On the other hand, there should be plenty of single men to pick up if that is your cup of tea. :p True, but come on, does that make Starcraft pickup lines any less hilarious? | ||
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dosmoipasto
United States48 Posts
'damn girl, you shit out of that?!' starcraft 2 adaptation, 'damn girl, you poop creep outta that?!' | ||
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Bippzy
United States1466 Posts
Aside to friends talking about girl: "Hey I bet if I use my neural parasite i can infestor Are you married? Because i swear i just head "my wife for hire" and i was hopi it was you I Ain't no stalker. So wanna get high templar and see if my colossus can fill your void ray? Wanna see the place a scan can't see? Wanna come to my lair to be my queen so i can larva inject your hatchery? I dare you to strip. I promise ill behive. Are you marauder? Because either i just got hit by a concussive shell or you gave me a stim all on your own? A female starcraft player and you dont play zerg or protoss? I'll be terran you up tonite. I see you are a feMULE, would you like to come to my supply depot. I must say, your good loooks are tech lably a factory in why the hellion im talking to you. | ||
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Jaramir
Australia232 Posts
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