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docvoc
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States5491 Posts
November 05 2012 01:59 GMT
#41
Basically, when you whip it out say, "Carrier has arrived," and when you cum say, "OBLITERATE", reason #10238120381 to keep the carrier.
User was warned for too many mimes.
itsMAHVELbaybee
Profile Joined October 2008
292 Posts
November 05 2012 02:01 GMT
#42
"Can I drop MULEs on those mineral patches?"

"In bed, I go for long macro games."

"Even if the matchup between us is imba, I won't blame you for going all-in."
I am boss. -Minami-ke
SafeWord
Profile Joined February 2010
United States522 Posts
November 05 2012 02:06 GMT
#43
On November 05 2012 10:59 docvoc wrote:
Basically, when you whip it out say, "Carrier has arrived," and when you cum say, "OBLITERATE", reason #10238120381 to keep the carrier.


<3
Who needs players when you have God?
McPhiz
Profile Joined April 2011
Canada183 Posts
November 05 2012 02:11 GMT
#44
On November 05 2012 10:55 Kfcnoob wrote:
i facepalmed a few times while reading these


Of course you facepamled, thats what you do with pickup lines
Antimatterz
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States1010 Posts
November 05 2012 02:12 GMT
#45
You guys are too clever for your own good imo.
"HotBid [11:45 AM]: i dunno i kinda like the big muta shooting smaller mutas out"
Ettick
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United States2434 Posts
November 05 2012 02:20 GMT
#46
"Wanna see my sick 1 gate expand?"
ExTerminator
Profile Joined March 2011
United States22 Posts
November 05 2012 02:21 GMT
#47
Don't worry, I've been saving my chrono for a big push on your main.
I wish I was a Hatchery, then you could be my queen.
Is it me? Or is it gettin' too hot in here?
I hope you're an Infestor, cuz I'd sure like to snipe you out of a crowd.
I'd abduct you even if you were a zergling.
Maloreon
Profile Joined May 2012
United States911 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-11-05 02:25:54
November 05 2012 02:24 GMT
#48
I've got the sickest Mutalisk micro... ewwwwww

I'm going to give you three guesses for what I call my penis:

1. Thor
2. Ultralisk
3. Colossus

You decide, ladies.
Leenock, Gumiho, Life, Flash, Parting, Scarlett
bovi
Profile Joined May 2010
Japan208 Posts
November 05 2012 02:34 GMT
#49
some really funny stuff here guys! i think it would be great to have a SC pick-up line face off at bar crafts.

Broodwurst wins my vote.
"You're like my favourite pro gamer"
"Awww, really?"
"Yeah, you're both young ho's"

tsMAHVELbaybee's got 2nd!
"In bed, I go for long macro games."

keep them coming!
silent_owl
Profile Joined March 2011
Philippines3098 Posts
November 05 2012 02:39 GMT
#50
On November 05 2012 07:17 CitrusFo wrote:

Here you go buddy you should enjoy these


Lol. I couldn't even finish the video. That's some real game, man. Neil Strauss would be proud. LOL!
"If you know your enemy and yourself, you need not fear the results of a hundred battles." - Sun Tzu
734pot
Profile Joined June 2012
Australia294 Posts
November 05 2012 02:50 GMT
#51
Come back to my spawning pool so we can research metabolic boost
Inquisitor1323
Profile Joined March 2012
370 Posts
November 05 2012 02:56 GMT
#52
On November 05 2012 07:17 CitrusFo wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcNE3yx_3D8
Here you go buddy you should enjoy these

My favorite was:
Wanna see my dark templar tattoe?
There's nothing there...
No shit, it's invisible.
iokke
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States1179 Posts
November 05 2012 03:47 GMT
#53
I'm pretty bad at these, but... if you are a T in a barcraft filled with Z and P..

Ya know, I don't don't use chornoboost during sex nor do I eject every 40 seconds. And I'm ready for pickup! Just say that word baby.
Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the f*** down. rerereredit.. I never get it right the 1st time
Khi
Profile Joined March 2011
Germany188 Posts
November 05 2012 03:53 GMT
#54
On November 05 2012 07:17 CitrusFo wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcNE3yx_3D8
Here you go buddy you should enjoy these



Thank you for sharing these guys i laughed so hard about their videos.
"When you want to be successful as bad as you want to breathe, then you'll be successful!"
CeriseCherries
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
6170 Posts
November 05 2012 03:57 GMT
#55
On November 05 2012 07:17 CitrusFo wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcNE3yx_3D8
Here you go buddy you should enjoy these


omg i forgot about this. cloudfist lawl
Remember, no matter where you go, there you are.
Salient
Profile Joined August 2011
United States876 Posts
November 05 2012 04:11 GMT
#56
I doubt there are many women at a Barcraft, and the few there are probably only there because they are not single (dragged along by a boyfriend ). On the other hand, there should be plenty of single men to pick up if that is your cup of tea. :p
DavoS
Profile Blog Joined October 2012
United States4605 Posts
November 05 2012 04:13 GMT
#57
On November 05 2012 13:11 Salient wrote:
I doubt there are many women at a Barcraft, and the few there are probably only there because they are not single (dragged along by a boyfriend ). On the other hand, there should be plenty of single men to pick up if that is your cup of tea. :p


True, but come on, does that make Starcraft pickup lines any less hilarious?
"KDA is actually the most useless stat in the game" Aui_2000
dosmoipasto
Profile Joined February 2011
United States48 Posts
November 05 2012 04:41 GMT
#58
my personal fav pickup line,

'damn girl, you shit out of that?!'

starcraft 2 adaptation,

'damn girl, you poop creep outta that?!'
History repeats itself, first as tragedy, second as farce.
Bippzy
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States1466 Posts
November 05 2012 04:42 GMT
#59
Are you a will you lower your supply depot? Because tonite I'm going to be terran you up.

Aside to friends talking about girl: "Hey I bet if I use my neural parasite i can infestor

Are you married? Because i swear i just head "my wife for hire" and i was hopi it was you

I Ain't no stalker. So wanna get high templar and see if my colossus can fill your void ray?

Wanna see the place a scan can't see?

Wanna come to my lair to be my queen so i can larva inject your hatchery?

I dare you to strip. I promise ill behive.

Are you marauder? Because either i just got hit by a concussive shell or you gave me a stim all on your own?

A female starcraft player and you dont play zerg or protoss? I'll be terran you up tonite.

I see you are a feMULE, would you like to come to my supply depot.

I must say, your good loooks are tech lably a factory in why the hellion im talking to you.
LEENOCK LEENOCK LEENOCK LEENOCK LEENOCK LEENOCK LEENOCK LEENOCK LEENOCK LEENOCK LEENOCK LEENOCK
Jaramir
Profile Joined January 2012
Australia232 Posts
November 05 2012 04:47 GMT
#60
"Can I butter your biscuit?"
She is a cannibal and she likes me, kind of ironic cos I dont eat meat
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