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Megaliskuu
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States5123 Posts
November 05 2012 00:25 GMT
#21
In for cringworthy lines.
|BW>Everything|Add me on star2 KR server TheMuTaL.675 for practice games :)|NEX clan| https://www.dotabuff.com/players/183104694
RogerChillingworth
Profile Joined March 2010
Chad3132 Posts
November 05 2012 00:31 GMT
#22
"You just got metagamed, bitch."

works every time
eviltomahawk
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States11135 Posts
November 05 2012 00:33 GMT
#23
On November 05 2012 07:26 DavoS wrote:
And this one isn't Barcraft specific, but it's my personal favorite no matter the circumstance:
"Nice shoes, wanna f*ck?"

Ah yes, the Apocalypse opener.
ㅇㅅㅌㅅ
openbox1
Profile Joined March 2011
1393 Posts
November 05 2012 00:37 GMT
#24
On November 05 2012 08:48 Broodwurst wrote:
"You're like my favourite pro gamer"
"Awww, really?"
"Yeah, you're both young ho's"


This is hilarious. Is it an original from you?
Shebuha
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
Canada1335 Posts
November 05 2012 00:42 GMT
#25
"I don't know you, but I play Starcraft, so let's have sex and then never see eachother again."
drooL
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United Kingdom2108 Posts
November 05 2012 00:49 GMT
#26
On November 05 2012 08:48 Broodwurst wrote:
"You're like my favourite pro gamer"
"Awww, really?"
"Yeah, you're both young ho's"


G fuckin G.
@nowSimon
openbox1
Profile Joined March 2011
1393 Posts
November 05 2012 00:49 GMT
#27
I wanna multi-prong your three bases.
bonifaceviii
Profile Joined May 2010
Canada2890 Posts
November 05 2012 00:50 GMT
#28
On November 05 2012 08:48 Broodwurst wrote:
"You're like my favourite pro gamer"
"Awww, really?"
"Yeah, you're both young ho's"

In case it wasn't already apparent, the thread has been won
Stay a while and listen || http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=354018
sicueft
Profile Joined June 2012
United States130 Posts
November 05 2012 00:51 GMT
#29
Hey baby, I have what it takes to be your best friend. I'm diamond.
Glenn313
Profile Joined August 2011
United States475 Posts
November 05 2012 00:54 GMT
#30
On November 05 2012 07:42 phyren wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 05 2012 07:26 DavoS wrote:
And this one isn't Barcraft specific, but it's my personal favorite no matter the circumstance:
"Nice shoes, wanna f*ck?"


I think this one wins.

That one reminds me of Drake & Josh. xD
Hey man
StarStruck
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
25339 Posts
November 05 2012 00:55 GMT
#31
You trying to pick up guys? o-O;;
Greenei
Profile Joined November 2011
Germany1754 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-11-05 01:11:03
November 05 2012 01:10 GMT
#32
wrong thread
IMBA IMBA IMBA IMBA IMBA IMBA
McPhiz
Profile Joined April 2011
Canada183 Posts
November 05 2012 01:11 GMT
#33
"I'm pretty sure I'm legally obligated to tell you I have a fungal growth situation down there" (you asked for worst)

"You're pretty cool, even if I didn't want to bust my banelings all over you I'd still like to talk" works 100% of the time. No lie.

And if you like a very straight up approach, "I'd like to swarm your vagina"
SeraKuDA
Profile Joined November 2010
Canada343 Posts
November 05 2012 01:12 GMT
#34
On November 05 2012 09:55 StarStruck wrote:
You trying to pick up guys? o-O;;


Haha, my thoughts exactly.
rd
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States2586 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-11-05 01:52:32
November 05 2012 01:13 GMT
#35
Remember to wear a research combat shield
iTzSnypah
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
United States1738 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-11-05 01:23:22
November 05 2012 01:22 GMT
#36
Since there is going to be around 5 guys for every girl at a barcraft. In a group you say:
"I see you just researched the neo-steel upgrade, that means all of us will fit."
Team Liquid needs more Terrans.
Kyhol
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
Canada2575 Posts
November 05 2012 01:25 GMT
#37
I want to counter your 2 rax with my spine crawler.
Wishing you well.
Daogin
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
Canada2308 Posts
November 05 2012 01:44 GMT
#38
Im gonna cannon rush all up in your main
Leenoctopus <3, master of foreign events.
DavoS
Profile Blog Joined October 2012
United States4605 Posts
November 05 2012 01:49 GMT
#39
On November 05 2012 09:21 Black[CAT] wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 05 2012 07:26 DavoS wrote:
And this one isn't Barcraft specific, but it's my personal favorite no matter the circumstance:
"Nice shoes, wanna f*ck?"


Does this quote ever work?


If she's an intelligent kind of slutty, it's actually a really good icebreaker. I was just as suprised.
"KDA is actually the most useless stat in the game" Aui_2000
Kfcnoob
Profile Joined January 2011
United States296 Posts
November 05 2012 01:55 GMT
#40
i facepalmed a few times while reading these
And Artosis sayeth "the one who kills many, but loses few, comes out ahead."
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