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Caller
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
Poland8075 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-05-12 22:53:07
April 26 2012 21:55 GMT
#1
Day 1
Porkchop Sandwiches

[image loading]


*People who don't know what they're getting themselves into arehelping me co-host this game. Any questions can be directed towards their poor souls or myself.

The coaches for this game are: lol no coaches. Please consult them if you want advice on playing the game.

Holy Roman Mafia

+ Show Spoiler [Important Posts] +
I'm not updating this! GG



Introduction:

Mafia is an uneducated guestimation game of epic proportions. The objective of the game is to lynch or kill all bastards before they outnumber the rest of the empire. It's much like a game of roulette because bastards are also part of the empire during the day and may manipulate the vote to their liking. If the bastards at any time outnumber or equal the non-bastards, they win. The empire''s goal is to lynch all the bastards.

The game will likely turn into a PM circlejerk, so the thread will get small quickly. However, it is essential to read the thread to play the game. If you do not have the time or patience to read the whole thread, do not play. I will brutally penalize ignorance.


Rules:

Cheating:
I'm not going to bother specifying because sometimes cheating is worthwhile in this game. However, if you get caught, you will be punished severely, whether by game ban or by me hunting you down with a crossbow.
Cheating is not tolerated here. The punishment will be severe.

Posting:

Mod Font:
This is mod font. It is reserved for moderators. Please do not use it.

Question Font:
This is question font. Use it to ask the moderators questions about the rules. Please do us a favor and read the rules before you ask anything.

Activity:
You must post in this thread once per day/night cycle and vote every day while you are alive. If you fail to do so, you will be brutally murdered in real life at some point.

Signups:
You must post "Your Grace" when signing up, or else I reserve the right to modkill you on day one.

Smurfs:
Don't care.

Spam:
Spam is delicious.

Editing:
Editing is not allowed for any reason. Editing will result in a warning. After that, you will be modkilled. This is the one part of the site where it is okay to be double posting, even triple-posting. While I ask for everybody to post as concisely as possible, post again if you have to edit anything. Editors will be shot. Survivors will be shot again.

Inappropriate posts:
I don't know what these are.

Reporting posts:
I will report as I please.

Ban discussions:
I don't follow the banlist so if you discuss bans I will brutally murder you in every day and night post I will make.

Play to win.
Christ, is this that hard to understand?

You have been warned. Too many times, to be honest.



Out of thread communication:

It is common for mafia (and town circles if PMs are allowed) to use a medium outside of TL such as QuickTopics or IRC to communicate during the game. Please be mindful that other players may be more tech savvy than you and they may attempt impersonate members of your team or attempt to infiltrate your chat. You use these media at your own risk.



Voting rules:

1. Voting is done (in a separate thread, located *here*) (in this thread). Please keep votes there, and only vote there. Do not PM me your vote.
2. Please vote in the following format: ##Vote Qatol. Votes not done in the correct fashion will not be counted. I will update vote counts whenever I get the chance.
3. No conditional voting.
4. You may vote for yourself. You may not vote for anyone dead or outside the game.
5. In the event of a tie the person with the most votes first wins (or loses).
6. Voting is mandatory. You may (NOT) abstain.


Signups:

This game is open to anyone (with preference for (new or experienced) players). Signups will remain open until (all (player number here) spots have been filled) (date).


Game-specific rules:

Read next post.

Modkills:
I will modkill, but I won't follow the TL list unless I arbitrarily choose to do so. I get to do what I want, I'm the host.

Replacements
Who knows? I make them up as I go along.

Clues:
There are many red herrings.

PMs
PMs are allowed in this game only to the person you are married to, or amongst scum.

Time Cycle:
This game will follow a (24 hour night/48 hour) day cycle. In case I am not able to post around deadline, any votes after the 48 hour mark will not count and the game will be put on halt until the night post is up. Currently the deadline is time, but that is subject to change. Actions/votes will be accepted up to and including the posted time, but not after.


Credits:
Thanks to me and the multiple incarnations of me that have failed to host a game for the past year or so.
No thanks to Foolishness for delaying this game for ages.

If you have not read all the rules, go back and do so. I will not compensate for ignorance!
Watch me fail at Paradox: http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=397564
Caller
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
Poland8075 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-05-10 14:40:28
April 26 2012 21:55 GMT
#2
Concept:

The Holy Roman Empire is in the middle of a crisis: the recent Emperor has died and there is a succession crisis. Fortunately, due to the sheer amount of fucking that Kaiser Caller I had been involved in throughout his reign, we have many possible heirs to the throne. That is why we gather you here today.

Now the main line of Caller is the Hamburger line. As he was known for riding his wife into battle, a great number of you gathered here are of this line. That being said, he doubtless was fucking many other people, including his wife's sisters, other people's wives, other people's sisters, the pope, two rabbits, a decayed, dead, cardinal, and some sort of cherry-colored pastry. So it seems obvious that there would be other lines as well.

Of course, there is an order to inheritance. All players will PM me the name of two players, one for Emperor and one for Empress. The person with the most votes becomes Emperor, and his heir is the player behind him in line(ON THE PLAYER LIST, i.e. #3 will be the heir to #2, etc.). Similarly, the player for Empress will become Empress and the following player will be the Empress's heir.

Emperor's Powers:
One lynch, every day, for free.
Appoints a Chancellor.
Redistributes any roles that are left vacant (i.e. dead players with no heirs)
Masoned with Empress.

Chancellor's Powers:
Investigates the role/family alignment of any player, once per night.

Empress's Powers
May choose to pardon one lynch, a day.
Appoints an Archbishop.
Masoned with Emperor.

Archbishop's Powers
May declare somebody a heretic. This reveals their role and family alignment to the whole town.

Royal Marriages
Are you worried about losing your titles? Wondering why you can't PM? No problem! Marry people! You may marry one person (until death do you part) and in doing so you can mason the other player. In addition, if one of you dies, and the other lives, the living spouse gets ALL of the dead person's roles. Obviously, the Empress and Emperor cannot marry, because they are technically married to each other (unless, of course, one or both are already married to someone else) but everybody else can. You may not communicate with anyone until you are masoned. Hey, most people that married never even met before the wedding! Also, you can only send me one name per day/night to be married to. Pending marriages collapse after the night phase, and you can send in another name.

Now you may be concerned about the fact that the Emperor and the Empress, or other people, may end up in a position where multiple people have claims on the same titles. Well that's where the fun begins! Nobody gets the titles until one or the other person dies! If they both die, then the titles go back to the Emperor!

Title Roles

Duke: Has 3 Votes.
Count: Has two votes.
Viscount: Has one vote.
Other roles????

And before you ask, if you hold two Duke titles and one viscount title, you have seven votes.

more later? maybe?
Watch me fail at Paradox: http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=397564
Caller
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
Poland8075 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-05-16 23:46:49
April 26 2012 21:55 GMT
#3
Soon to be Dead People



1. Mattchew0 can't stay lucky forever
2. A.T.L.A.S. An "ass"assin that likes the sausage
3. P-Body
4. Laika ARF ARF
5. Companion CubeBRAINSSSS
6. OpZ
7. Adam4167 Not the first time he was shot in the face, heyoo~
8. U
9. YES_THIS_IS_DOG
10. The_Bard
11. Carolus Magnus
12. QuickSilver7 this guy is a smurf too but i forget
13. Mr. Potatohead
14. Itouchyou WRYYYYYYYYY
15. Hassybaby
16. Drazerk
17. Strongandbig
18. Vaderseven Layabout
19. Quatol Fuck you Palmar
20. Bluelightz
21. Zelblade
22. Sinani206 sausage'd
23. Kurumi POLSKA
24. Erandelenoroosevelt
25. Acrofales
26. MajuGarzett A Knight that can't keep his Sausage to himself
27. Forumite
28. Jitsu Kaputz
29. bagmanager WANWAN
30. Bill Murray undescribable to keep a PG-13 rating


Jitsu,the Frankfurter Viscout von Egir, was found all burnt in the oven of the royal bakery.
Quatol, the Wiener-Schnitzel Viscount von Quish was pierced through his heart by a horseshoe.
Mattchew, the Frankfurter Knight and Duke von Dume was given a Schwedentrank.
QuickSilver7, the Wiener-Schnitzel Assassin and Viscount von Triloquist died after he was given an overdose of Spanish Fly powder. Atleast he died proudly upstanding.

Thanks to Aeroflaes or however you spell his name.
Watch me fail at Paradox: http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=397564
Mattchew
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States5684 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-04-27 20:21:32
April 26 2012 22:03 GMT
#4
bastard game?

/in your grace
There is always tomorrow nshs.seal.
A.T.L.A.S.
Profile Joined March 2012
United States67 Posts
April 26 2012 22:06 GMT
#5
[image loading]



                                            BEEP BOOP



/in your grace
Smurf for Aperture Mafia
P-body
Profile Joined March 2012
United States71 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-04-27 20:31:59
April 26 2012 22:19 GMT
#6
[image loading]



                                            BOOP BEEP

2f696e20796f7572206772616365
Smurf for Aperture Mafia
Zealos
Profile Blog Joined November 2011
United Kingdom3576 Posts
April 26 2012 22:20 GMT
#7
What the heck is even happening here?
On the internet if you disagree with or dislike something you're angry and taking it too seriously. == Join TLMafia !
Laika
Profile Joined June 2011
5 Posts
April 26 2012 22:43 GMT
#8
/in, your grace
Companion Cube
Profile Joined February 2012
32 Posts
April 26 2012 22:56 GMT
#9
[image loading]

YOU SHOULD NOT DISREGARD MY ADVICE!




/In , your Grace.
The Companion Cube will never threaten to stab you, and does not speak. If it does speak, disregard its advice.
syllogism
Profile Joined September 2010
Finland5948 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-04-27 23:27:51
April 26 2012 23:02 GMT
#10
I can already tell this won't be worth playing with you three joining

e: the implication being that all the smurfs will result in people not taking the game seriously at all. That is, less seriously than a typical caller game. Erm
Foolishness *
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
United States3044 Posts
April 26 2012 23:22 GMT
#11
I don't recall giving you permission to put this game up
+ Show Spoiler +
It's fine though
geript: "Foolishness's cases are persuasive and reasonable but leave you feeling dirty afterwards. Kinda like a whore." ---- Manager of the TL Mafia forum, come play!
Caller
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
Poland8075 Posts
April 27 2012 01:02 GMT
#12
On April 27 2012 08:22 Foolishness wrote:
I don't recall giving you permission to put this game up
+ Show Spoiler +
It's fine though

you're not the boss of me
Watch me fail at Paradox: http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=397564
GreYMisT
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States6736 Posts
April 27 2012 01:06 GMT
#13
/in Your Graciousness
"life of lively to live to life of full life thx to shield battery" / Join TL Mafia! http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/index.php?show_part=31
Bluelightz
Profile Blog Joined December 2011
Indonesia2463 Posts
April 27 2012 07:20 GMT
#14
Caller I can co host this and pot the day post if the time is good.
Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, Radiation Is Good Because Nuclear bombs go BOOM | I love TL Mafia! ♥ http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/index.php?show_part=31 ♥| Mvp is most boss
EchelonTee
Profile Joined February 2011
United States5262 Posts
April 27 2012 07:41 GMT
#15
/in , Your Gracyness
aka "neophyte". learn lots. dont judge. laugh for no reason. be nice. seek happiness. -D[9]
Adam4167
Profile Joined June 2011
Australia1426 Posts
April 27 2012 11:26 GMT
#16
/in

"Your Grace"

blubbdavid
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
Switzerland2412 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-04-27 11:32:16
April 27 2012 11:31 GMT
#17
Cersei, your highness.
What do you desire? Money? Glory? Power? Revenge? Or something that surpasses all other? Whatever you desire - that is here. Tower of God ¦¦Nutella, drink of the Gods
Bluelightz
Profile Blog Joined December 2011
Indonesia2463 Posts
April 27 2012 11:56 GMT
#18
Please tell me this is inspired by eu3 and ck2.
Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, Radiation Is Good Because Nuclear bombs go BOOM | I love TL Mafia! ♥ http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/index.php?show_part=31 ♥| Mvp is most boss
Jitsu
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United States929 Posts
April 27 2012 11:57 GMT
#19
The fact that you know about CK2 makes me very happy Bluelightz.

I also thought the same thing.
Zerg Player in CheckMate Gaming - http://checkmategaming.webs.com/
Bluelightz
Profile Blog Joined December 2011
Indonesia2463 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-04-27 12:03:23
April 27 2012 11:59 GMT
#20
On April 27 2012 20:57 Jitsu wrote:
The fact that you know about CK2 makes me very happy Bluelightz.

I also thought the same thing.


I want it but I can't .(Actually its too hell with CK2 I want EU3: Chronicles T_T, well, theres always June where im going to AMERICA! for my summer holiday , note: going to walmart asap after i land there)

edit: Caller's ck2 aar btw Here
Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, Radiation Is Good Because Nuclear bombs go BOOM | I love TL Mafia! ♥ http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/index.php?show_part=31 ♥| Mvp is most boss
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