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Ladies and gentlemen, I have come across startling information about Tasteless that will shock all of you.
Tasteless is actually John Travolta.
Now I know what you're thinking. You're saying "But tablet, I love Tasteless, he is hilariously funny and extremely handsome." But to this I ask you, hasn't Travolta not been the same for years?
Let us examine the evidence.
Exhibit A:
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Look at this man. Nobody else is that charming.
Exhibit B:
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Look at this man. He's had the same Baller-Stare level 10 since forever!
Exhibit C:
+ Show Spoiler +Travoltaless has been known to star in such films as Carrie(r) (1976), Urban Cowboy (1980) and The Experts (1989). Isn't that a sure proof that the man alredy knew his future career as an e-sports expert and an urban cowboy, herding nerds from their Basements (1987) to Korea and tournament qualifiers all over the world?
It is also worth noting that Tasteless has never said that he is NOT John Travolta. This means it is perfectly plausible that he is one.
I'm glad that I get to reveal this dark and awesome secret to the public. But it's okay Tasteless, we all still love you, and are looking forward to your upcoming contract with Disney where you will star in its new musical, "The John Travolta does Tron"
The only question that remains is when will we see Tasteless showing us his hidden skills? I'm sure there is ample room for debate on this topic. Will the first time be him doing the famous point-and-shake waving his arms around wildly? Or perhaps singing the evergreen Sandy because he likes to scream for no reason? Or maybe he will make an another horrible movie that flops because of his fondness for heckling.
Please discuss. And thank you for your time.
Edit because MaD.pYrO is awesome
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Tasteless could never be silly enough to become a Scientologist = /thread.
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hehe pretty nice one
I'd love to see Tasteless dancing skills, to see if they're as awesome.
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Funny, but it seems like your just trying to copy of Baller.
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Actually everytime I see Tasteless I think about John Travolta 
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I think its more reasonable of tasteless being a clone of john travolta's genes rather than being John Travolta himself.
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Plott Brothers Dance Showndown?
You want to know which one of these guys has REALLY got the moves (f0r teh gurlz pl0x):
2 words:
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On January 09 2011 05:12 Juxx wrote:
I think its more reasonable of tasteless being a clone of john travolta's genes rather than being John Travolta himself.
Obviously false because John "Tasteless" Travolta in awesome and therefor can disobey time.
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Oh. My. God.
So Day9 is a muppet, and Tasteless is John Travolta.
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On January 09 2011 05:14 bITt.mAN wrote:Plott Brothers Dance Showndown? You want to know which one of these guys has REALLY got the moves (f0r teh gurlz pl0x): 2 words: + Show Spoiler +
Hahah hell yes, a dancedown to trumpets!
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On January 09 2011 05:16 Sheekthief wrote:
Oh. My. God.
So Day9 is a muppet, and Tasteless is John Travolta.
That's one weird family. I wonder what their mom thinks about that.
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On January 09 2011 05:09 Inkcrow wrote:
Tasteless could never be silly enough to become a Scientologist = /thread.
idd, tasteless seems very rational
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Ah. This answers everything about the Plott family that I had not previously known.
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Travolta is such a bad ass, he stole a dance from Princess Diana because he is just that charming. Lock up your princesses and queens England, Travoltaless is coming to town.
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well i for one have never seen them in the same room together, this is clearly true
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So maybe Day9 is a muppet controlled by John Travolta's hand?
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