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Ladies and gentlemen, I have come across startling information about Tasteless that will shock all of you.
Tasteless is actually John Travolta.
Now I know what you're thinking. You're saying "But tablet, I love Tasteless, he is hilariously funny and extremely handsome." But to this I ask you, hasn't Travolta not been the same for years?
Let us examine the evidence.
Exhibit A:
+ Show Spoiler +
Look at this man. Nobody else is that charming.
Exhibit B:
+ Show Spoiler +
Look at this man. He's had the same Baller-Stare level 10 since forever!
Exhibit C:
+ Show Spoiler +Travoltaless has been known to star in such films as Carrie(r) (1976), Urban Cowboy (1980) and The Experts (1989). Isn't that a sure proof that the man alredy knew his future career as an e-sports expert and an urban cowboy, herding nerds from their Basements (1987) to Korea and tournament qualifiers all over the world?
It is also worth noting that Tasteless has never said that he is NOT John Travolta. This means it is perfectly plausible that he is one.
I'm glad that I get to reveal this dark and awesome secret to the public. But it's okay Tasteless, we all still love you, and are looking forward to your upcoming contract with Disney where you will star in its new musical, "The John Travolta does Tron"
The only question that remains is when will we see Tasteless showing us his hidden skills? I'm sure there is ample room for debate on this topic. Will the first time be him doing the famous point-and-shake waving his arms around wildly? Or perhaps singing the evergreen Sandy because he likes to scream for no reason? Or maybe he will make an another horrible movie that flops because of his fondness for heckling.
Please discuss. And thank you for your time.
Edit because MaD.pYrO is awesome
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Tasteless could never be silly enough to become a Scientologist = /thread.
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hehe pretty nice one
I'd love to see Tasteless dancing skills, to see if they're as awesome.
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Funny, but it seems like your just trying to copy of Baller.
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Actually everytime I see Tasteless I think about John Travolta 
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I think its more reasonable of tasteless being a clone of john travolta's genes rather than being John Travolta himself.
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Plott Brothers Dance Showndown?
You want to know which one of these guys has REALLY got the moves (f0r teh gurlz pl0x):
2 words:
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On January 09 2011 05:12 Juxx wrote:
I think its more reasonable of tasteless being a clone of john travolta's genes rather than being John Travolta himself.
Obviously false because John "Tasteless" Travolta in awesome and therefor can disobey time.
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Oh. My. God.
So Day9 is a muppet, and Tasteless is John Travolta.
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On January 09 2011 05:14 bITt.mAN wrote:Plott Brothers Dance Showndown? You want to know which one of these guys has REALLY got the moves (f0r teh gurlz pl0x): 2 words: + Show Spoiler +
Hahah hell yes, a dancedown to trumpets!
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On January 09 2011 05:16 Sheekthief wrote:
Oh. My. God.
So Day9 is a muppet, and Tasteless is John Travolta.
That's one weird family. I wonder what their mom thinks about that.
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On January 09 2011 05:09 Inkcrow wrote:
Tasteless could never be silly enough to become a Scientologist = /thread.
idd, tasteless seems very rational
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Ah. This answers everything about the Plott family that I had not previously known.
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Travolta is such a bad ass, he stole a dance from Princess Diana because he is just that charming. Lock up your princesses and queens England, Travoltaless is coming to town.
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well i for one have never seen them in the same room together, this is clearly true
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So maybe Day9 is a muppet controlled by John Travolta's hand?
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he clearly looks like John Travolta :D
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He does have quite a resemblance lol
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On January 09 2011 06:02 Neverplay wrote:
he clearly is John Travolta :D
Fixed for you ^^
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I wonder what Mrs. Plott thinks about this. She seems to read topics regarding Tasteless and Day9 ^^
She must be feeling nice to have John Travolta as one of her sons :D
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Yeah, I always thought he looked like him. :D
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The facts in this thread absolutely support this most profound and exciting revelation.
If Tasteless is Travolta, then what is Artosis? A jewy vegetarian vulture-frog?
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"It is also worth noting that Tasteless has never said that he is NOT John Travolta. This means it is perfectly plausible that he is one."
This actually makes so much sense. I'm now going to watch all movies starring tasteless.
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Tasteless actually had that Travolta picture as his facebook profile for a while
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He is not john travolta, he is a muppet that looks like john travolta.
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So tasteless and day9 just pretended to be brothers... hmmm something fishy is going on
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I want to get some piercings like that.
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Haha!  nice post!
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I wait for the one where Artosis is revealed to be the moss that grows on a tree... etc.
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It is also worth noting that Tasteless has never said that he is NOT John Travolta. This means it is perfectly plausible that he is one.
I never said that I am not god... discuss :D
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On January 09 2011 06:50 HwangjaeTerran wrote:
I wait for the one where Artosis is revealed to be the moss that grows on a tree... etc.
Did someone call me?
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On January 09 2011 06:53 BetterFasterStronger wrote:
I am not god...
Haaha!
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I knew his face was familiar, I knew it. During all this time I couldn't figure it out, thanks OP. Also,
It is also worth noting that Tasteless has never said that he is NOT John Travolta. This means it is perfectly plausible that he is one.
That's a good point, now there's no doubts.
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Ladies and gentlemen i have come across information about John Travolta that will shock all of you.
John Travolta is actually Tasteless.
Now I know what you're thinking. You're saying "But Mr.Pyro, I love John Travolta, he is hilariously excentric and extremely old."
But to this I ask you, would not Tasteless not had been the same for years to come?
Let us examine the evidence.
Exhibit A:
+ Show Spoiler +![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/NS7nh.jpg) Look at this man. Anybody is that charming when he's in a pool.
Exhibit B:
+ Show Spoiler +![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/cM2Dw.jpg) Look at this man. His baller stare has leveled up tremendously AND he's gotten a nosejob.
Look at your Travolta. Now look at Tasteless. Now back at Travolta. Now back at Tasteless. Now back at Travolta.
Sadly, he isn't tasteless, but if you stopped using flawed time machines he could be.
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First time I saw tasteless I did think he was John Travolta. No lie.
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holy fuck you found some awesome pictures.
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LOL @ MaD.pYrO, extremely old and old spice made me chuckle ^^
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I'd like to put forward iNcontroL as Chunk from The Goonies.
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Actually, Tasteless has admitted to me that he is really John Travolta. He also suffers from the dreaded "no butt" syndrome. Belts mean the difference between life and death for him.
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TL should employ you as a private detective. This is surprising evidence.
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On January 09 2011 07:29 wacksteven wrote:
Actually, Tasteless has admitted to me that he is really John Travolta. He also suffers from the dreaded "no butt" syndrome. Belts mean the difference between life and death for him.
Aaaugh, we have a confession!
On January 09 2011 07:34 FenneK wrote:
TL should employ you as a private detective. This is surprising evidence.
Yeah I'm just waiting for them to contact me. I tell you I would be like the wikileaks of sc2.
I just hope that Tasteless won't get me into jail like that Assagne guy.
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day nine as a muppet was way better! but kudos!
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First Day9 and now this. What has the world come to?!
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On January 09 2011 06:54 tablet wrote:Show nested quote +On January 09 2011 06:50 HwangjaeTerran wrote:
I wait for the one where Artosis is revealed to be the moss that grows on a tree... etc. Did someone call me? + Show Spoiler +Haaha!
Well played, well played.
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On January 09 2011 07:21 qck wrote:
I'd like to put forward iNcontroL as Chunk from The Goonies.
I gotta admit that they look quite like each other:
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My boyfriend said Tasteless looks like Emmett from Twilight.
![[image loading]](http://images2.fanpop.com/image/photos/9600000/Emmett-emmett-cullen-9628209-300-400.jpg)
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The Plott family is shrouded in many deep dark secrets...
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Never get fat, Tasteless! But if you do, rock a suit and a shady goatee
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On January 09 2011 07:56 Raeleigh wrote:My boyfriend said Tasteless looks like Emmett from Twilight.
holy shit. Tasteless roleplays twilight characters?
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On January 09 2011 08:08 FindingPride wrote:Show nested quote +On January 09 2011 07:56 Raeleigh wrote:My boyfriend said Tasteless looks like Emmett from Twilight. holy shit. Tasteless roleplays twilight characters?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
He *must*!
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On January 09 2011 07:56 Raeleigh wrote:
My boyfriend said Tasteless looks like Emmett from Twilight.
why does your boyfriend know this?
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I've noticed Tasteless has an epic procerus lol
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He actually looks a lot like Ben Affleck.
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On January 09 2011 10:31 javy925 wrote:Show nested quote +On January 09 2011 07:56 Raeleigh wrote:
My boyfriend said Tasteless looks like Emmett from Twilight.
why does your boyfriend know this?
I begged him to watch Twilight with me and first thing he says is "OMG IT'S TASTELESS"
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On January 10 2011 06:03 Raeleigh wrote:Show nested quote +On January 09 2011 10:31 javy925 wrote:On January 09 2011 07:56 Raeleigh wrote:
My boyfriend said Tasteless looks like Emmett from Twilight.
why does your boyfriend know this? I begged him to watch Twilight with me and first thing he says is "OMG IT'S TASTELESS"
Probably the most positive response you could have gotten from him given the circumstances.
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On January 09 2011 05:09 Inkcrow wrote:
Tasteless could never be silly enough to become a Scientologist = /thread.
I don't know much about "stars" but isn't that Tom Cruise you referring to?
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No, Tasteless is actually Nicolas Cage.
![[image loading]](http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/d0/FaceOff.jpg)
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this thread requires moar evidence
i'd love to see some nick booty shaking video so we can compare with grease's
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Tasteless has a more feminine nose.
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On January 10 2011 06:43 Lennon wrote:
Tasteless has a more feminine nose.
What? I definitely disagree - I think JT definitely has a more feminine nose.
Even though this is one of those copy-threads, it's substance is funny enough to redeem it.
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Thank you so much for this thread, i always said Tasteless looks like Travolta but my starcraft buddie and my girlfriend didnt see what i meant. Now i atleast know im not hallucinating and there are others who think that too. hahahaha
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On January 10 2011 06:21 Ketara wrote:Show nested quote +On January 10 2011 06:03 Raeleigh wrote:On January 09 2011 10:31 javy925 wrote:On January 09 2011 07:56 Raeleigh wrote:
My boyfriend said Tasteless looks like Emmett from Twilight.
why does your boyfriend know this? I begged him to watch Twilight with me and first thing he says is "OMG IT'S TASTELESS" Probably the most positive response you could have gotten from him given the circumstances.
Most likely. =P
But that pictures... It's Tasteless, for sure. I mean, how much sun does Tasteless see anyway? ^_~
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Haha, I find this one much more entertaining than the muppet one. I don't know why but lol this is funny.
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On January 10 2011 06:49 altered wrote:
Thank you so much for this thread, i always said Tasteless looks like Travolta but my starcraft buddie and my girlfriend didnt see what i meant. Now i atleast know im not hallucinating and there are others who think that too. hahahaha
You don't have to leave it there. You can show them the thread and therefor prove your point!
On January 10 2011 06:42 DayJP wrote:
i'd love to see some nick booty shaking video
Wouldn't we all.. Anyways, for moar evidence be sure to check pages 2 and 3 in case you didn't already do so.
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So how many of these threads will we see?
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On January 10 2011 07:55 hamy710 wrote:
So how many of these threads will we see?
That depends on how many of the SC2 casters are muppets/famous actors/moss on a tree.
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On January 09 2011 05:14 bITt.mAN wrote:Plott Brothers Dance Showndown? You want to know which one of these guys has REALLY got the moves (f0r teh gurlz pl0x): 2 words: + Show Spoiler +
okay a total +1 to this post right here! lol these Plott terrible secrets are a little hilarios..
On January 09 2011 06:00 Goobus wrote:
So maybe Day9 is a muppet controlled by John Travolta's hand?
So john travolta is controlling tasteless's hand which is up Sean's ass controlling his every movement? A very strange thought indeed.
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I dont see any resemblence..
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hahaha totally true about Tasteless=Travolta
User was warned for this post
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On August 19 2011 13:01 Andyham wrote:
hahaha totally true about Tasteless=Travolta
welcome to teamliquid! don't bump old threads unless you have good reason.
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I never seen travolta and tasteless in the same room so i have to agree!
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Nice necro, haha. First post too. :p <3
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this is worse than "nadas body" haha
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Bahaha awesome, going on the Tasteless Fan Club immediately.
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I thought Kesha was John Travolta?
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Oh my god
It must be true!
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On August 19 2011 13:09 nttea wrote:Show nested quote +On August 19 2011 13:01 Andyham wrote:
hahaha totally true about Tasteless=Travolta welcome to teamliquid! don't bump old threads unless you have good reason.
Seems like an excellent reason to me The truth is being hidden!
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For a moment I thought this was another one of those identical "ZOMG this caster is trash because of ..." threads.
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Once you see it, you can't unsee it. I don't think I'll be ever to watch Tastosis without having flashes of Saturday Night Fever to haunt me
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First post and you necro a thread? dude you must be trolling.
PS tasteless is a nerd baller.
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