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Brood War is a restaurant

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XsebT
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Denmark2980 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-05-31 13:04:33
May 31 2010 00:48 GMT
#1
I just changed this baby a bit.. ( http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=128373 )

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Say that blizzard is a restaurant, Starcraft: Brood War is the food they serve and ICCup is the waiter who brings you the food.

Now the food is hands down awesome, it's the best thing you've ever had, in fact it's so good your mouth orgasms when your tongue touches that culinary delight.


And to your surprise waiter is a just as amazing.

He allows you to talk to everyone at the table, and you can even whisper to some one close to you without anyone hearing it (lots chat channels and /w).
When you see some friends of yours at the next table you don't have to ask the waiter if you can stand up and go talk to them. He even has a sweet thing called jam latency, which tastes amazing and speeds up any conversation (easy and fast xrealm)
You don't ever need to ask for extra salt or pepper on your food, coz it's already amazing. You don't really need a napkin, coz it's okay to be dirty. If you want to go to the bathroom you better hurry, coz the food is fast as hell. (no need for ads).
You've now enjoyed your food for 11 hours straight and feeling yelling a bit, so you get up on the table and start yelling "LOL NEWBS, YOU SUCK YOU SUCK YOU SUCK. I BEAT YOUR ASS ALL DAY" and the waiters don't even complain, infact, they don't even hear it because they're busy organizing sweet events for you.
You now grab an oyster and put it into your girl's mouth, even though you know she hates oysters, but it is great fun and you both have a laugh. (lan/jam)
The plates, knives, forks and the dinner table aren't filled with ads. (lol correction)
At the end of the lunch it turn out that the dinner is almost free... you tell your girl it was super expensive and you look like a hero. (what?)

Now would you WANT to ever leave that restaurant? Even if there's a guy called Kasper, who's quite annoying at times?

Would you really be surprised if some one would say "let's buy this place and make sure it stays this way forever"?

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Lightswarm
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Canada967 Posts
May 31 2010 00:50 GMT
#2
well, i think ur sig sums my opinions on this pretty nicely
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Lightningbullet
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States507 Posts
May 31 2010 01:25 GMT
#3
yes very interesting and well stated. YOu make a lot of since to me.
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Navi
Profile Joined November 2009
5286 Posts
May 31 2010 01:47 GMT
#4
didn't really get the shoving an oyster down your girl's throat thing, but cute analogy
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Apa7HY
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
United States125 Posts
May 31 2010 06:47 GMT
#5
It certainly sounds a lot better than the Battle.net 2.0 restaurant.
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Katsuge
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Singapore7730 Posts
May 31 2010 06:49 GMT
#6
I like your analogy.

anything > bnet 2.0.
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DrivE
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States2554 Posts
May 31 2010 06:54 GMT
#7
I would make sure all my friends come to this restaurant. ^^
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SC2Phoenix
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Canada2814 Posts
May 31 2010 07:08 GMT
#8
Nice OP made me lol
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