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MorroW
Profile Joined August 2008
Sweden3522 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-04-02 08:32:19
March 18 2010 09:19 GMT
#1
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Introduction: hi i just received a beta key from the most recent wave
i dont really need it and i dont have any friends whom i know like sc/sc2 more than my fellow TL. so id thoght id give something back to the community for all it has brought joy to me

Stake:
its a EU key but i suppose anyone is allowed to enter the competition ^^

Idea: ok so basically whoever makes the funniest most awesome vod/picture/comic/whatever/sc2 replay of lolstrat (dont use the PF rush-.- talking about using new stuff) u can come up with urself, hell, u can even dress up as a zealot and charge a random guy at the city if u like, just remember to record it and post it here! (a real winner in my book xD)

Deadline: 1st April. Winner will be decided on the 2nd.

Rules: no rules!!! except dont copy each other, anyone who copies material from each others funny stuff gets disced.
u r ofc allowed to copy material for real replays, vods etc that didnt have anything to do with this competition.
so i hope the rules r quite clear and obvious :p if u have questions or so just post it

Judges:
6 Judges or referees if you will to pick out the nominees and then i will enter a poll with them (each judge picks 1 guy from the competition)
ppl u should be willing to walk an extra mile for:
MorroW voted
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Disarray
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does that work ? one of my favorites of all time

Lobbo voted
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Original Message:
Jag är helt på att bedöma. Har egen key så vill inte vinna

10/10 -


Där har du min merit på bedömning.

zEroMiCro
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hey man i'm looking to be a judge



i find ironic accidents/ racist jokes / chris rock / dave chappelle very funny.

also when two black guys are free styling, and one guy tells
the other guy that his gonna ice him, demolish, steal his kool aid all in his face, and the other guy knocks him out

very funny lol


anyway let me know if i qualify or not =]

Kare voted
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http://www.gossipgamers.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/starcraft-2-hitler.jpg


Here is a taste of what I find kinda funny, so I would like to be a judge and see how much crap people can come up with !


trozz voted
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Original Message:
This contest looks fun.
Sign me up to be a judge!
And here's some humor:

weather outside is hostile, with a slight chance of fog of war
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can't get it cheaper, call the reaper
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hoo boy i'm hotter then a junebug riding bare back on the hind leg of a jack rabbit with his tail on fire
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I see living people *snipe* I see dead people
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TheComeback voted
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I would love to be a judge!
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haha great vod man, so do u wanna be a judge or did u just want to share this? xD

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Heres my link pick me pick me!
I think its hilarious lol


Posts: post how much u like, i want this to be friendly. discuss like u always do, just no off-topic please.

Submit your material: Closed

Who can enter? anyone, even ppl with the sc2 beta can enter if they want. but i think the ones without the beta is gonna have much more motivation than the ones who do have beta already xD

Final words by me ) ok TL.net, show me what u got. show me how much you want the starcraft 2 beta!!! i know most of u want it so get up on ur asses and do some starcraft 2 material (think MDT) and post it here! :D




Participants: (expect to be added here within 24 hours, if not - pm me and i will add)
vurst
green.at
Truenappa
MasterFischer
Vynakros
elitebear
Snausages
Zapdos_Smith
Voyager
Papaz
ScarPe
Jakalo
DannyJ
avich
Clonze
Licmyobelisk
Solitude
Welmu
fabiano
PlayT0wiN
DanceDance
Polar / Polar_Nada
Phlamez
Little-Chimp
phlamez
owais
CruS
LuDwig-
GreEny K
Cheree
jhNz
SouL)R(MizaR
chuky500
Zurglez
Get.Midikem
jhNz
Koiru
ThundaHawk
Fastinyoh
Jimmy Raynor
SultanVinegar
7mk
deadling
lanaiba
Zyrre
c.ngeK
TheShade

Nominees:
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7mk
SultanVinegar
chuky500
Solitude
DannyJ


Winner:
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SultanVinegar

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On March 26 2010 12:18 SultanVinegar wrote:
Today I am very proud to finally submit my entry for this contest.
Contains swearing so discretion is advised!



Now what separates this song from any other Beta songs? I created the beat entirely from Starcraft samples using Ableton Live.

Here is a tutorial on making the dubstep bass with Ableton and the Overmind's voice.
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My friend Shawn (Bongjwa on TL) was kind enough to spit a verse for it. I think he's a much better rapper than I.

Lyrics:
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SultanVinegar:
I'm gonna get a key
then I'll stomp some noobies make em type out gg
dispense some terrible damage like my homie dustin b
tossgirl said she wants to climb my tech tree
even white-ra and idra are ladder dodging me

fuck the copper league i'm going platinum with these rhymes
all up in your mineral line makin reapers double time
talk big shit cause i'm terran, from north america
stay true til i die won't turn toss like fucking idra
I could play all day and still you noobs are all the same
think you know the meta-game? I think you need to find your brain
Lost in your Temple, need an example? here it is
my tactical wit leaves your pants full of shit and my multi-task just don't quit

Bongjwa:
pour my heart in this lyric just to get a beta key
A- zerg on a bad day don't believe stop and play me
people often ask why my only build is 4 pool
i say noob it's 12 hatch, and bitch im straight gosu
you say teh_pwnerer, i say teh_who?
i pulled the plug at MSL and watched flash cry boowho
i stare straight into your face as my run by gets in
hold lurkers on marines so easy it feels like sin
ready begin being off and pressing go count it from 5
watch my 1a2a3a got you stunned all surprised
at how fast i can make you type it out
at how fast i can attack and hotkey ovie scouts
how fast it took for me to get the creativity key
and kolll i learned to stack those mutas when you still had nazis
im left here with nothing just bored and saying next
every match ceremony is like fbh on x


Samples Used:
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non-modified samples: BNet countdown noise, start button click
modified samples:
Bass: Overmind's voice
Synth: BNet countdown noise
Kick drum: BNet click on channels or ladder buttons on left side
Clap: at the end of a menu change (after the woosh sound)
Hi-Hat: highlight something on main menu


I hope you all really enjoy, and I hope you vote for me to win the key!

Progamerpls no copy pasterino
Exteray
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States1094 Posts
March 18 2010 09:21 GMT
#2
nice! this is exciting
2 questions
1) If i live in North america does that mean an EU key won't work for me?
2) What do I do if I want to be a judge?
barth
Profile Joined March 2008
Ireland1272 Posts
March 18 2010 09:27 GMT
#3
Nice, thanks. Looks like it`s time to get working on something.
"Somebody you are talking to disappears mid sentence, and the universe shoots you because you talked to someone that wasn`t there." - MasterOfChaos
MorroW
Profile Joined August 2008
Sweden3522 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-03-18 09:30:11
March 18 2010 09:29 GMT
#4
On March 18 2010 18:21 Exteray wrote:
nice! this is exciting
2 questions
1) If i live in North america does that mean an EU key won't work for me?
2) What do I do if I want to be a judge?

im not sure, either ull have to play on the EU server or it will work on any server, so unless u hate europe or lag with them alot it shouldnt be too much of a bother right? :p
Progamerpls no copy pasterino
green.at
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
Austria1459 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-03-18 09:37:41
March 18 2010 09:36 GMT
#5
what if i have something that is not directly sc related but was made out of anger/disapointment of not getting a key despite buying a new pc and beeing a hughe nerd? Does it have to be something funny?

edit: i did read your post but i kind of ignored the part with the "most funny awsome stuff" :D
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MorroW
Profile Joined August 2008
Sweden3522 Posts
March 18 2010 09:42 GMT
#6
On March 18 2010 18:36 green.at wrote:
what if i have something that is not directly sc related but was made out of anger/disapointment of not getting a key despite buying a new pc and beeing a hughe nerd? Does it have to be something funny?

edit: i did read your post but i kind of ignored the part with the "most funny awsome stuff" :D

only starcraft 2!!! no starcraft1 and nothing thats old. it doesnt have to be funny, just be amazing or so
Progamerpls no copy pasterino
ToSs.Bag
Profile Joined December 2008
United States201 Posts
March 18 2010 09:47 GMT
#7
Man, if the contribution to this thread is good enough I might throw my extra key in the prize pool FOR THE LULZ
green.at
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
Austria1459 Posts
March 18 2010 10:14 GMT
#8
ok i'm off trying to come up with something
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IronWolf
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
South Africa315 Posts
March 18 2010 10:16 GMT
#9
Please just give it to nowhereman.
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=113061

This has been out for a while and still makes me laugh/cry
stack
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
Canada348 Posts
March 18 2010 10:17 GMT
#10
how would we make a funny sc2 replay/vod without a beta key..
do you mean just edit a youtube video or something?
life is short, dont F it up
epsilonhalbe
Profile Joined November 2009
Austria26 Posts
March 18 2010 10:25 GMT
#11
i think - mothership rush against artosis is best/funniest ever - and khb has already a betakey - so you can only choose the second best lolstrat - ;-)

i do have already a key - makes me happy as it can - and keeps me from working ;-)
think - What would Guybrush Treepwood do?!
TheAntZ
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Israel6248 Posts
March 18 2010 10:33 GMT
#12
Is it possible to submit multiple entries? For example, if im going for comic, can i make a series of comics and have it judged as one submission?
43084 | Honeybadger: "So july, you're in the GSL finals. How do you feel?!" ~ July: "HUNGRY."
green.at
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
Austria1459 Posts
March 18 2010 10:36 GMT
#13
On March 18 2010 19:16 inforsomechop wrote:
Please just give it to nowhereman.
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=113061

This has been out for a while and still makes me laugh/cry


he got one afaik
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Icx
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
Belgium853 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-03-18 10:53:57
March 18 2010 10:53 GMT
#14
bah, 80% of the contests are awarded for creativity/drawing/making cakes etc.

Oh lord, why wasn't I born with a better artistic/creative personality ><
Nukez
Profile Joined February 2010
Germany22 Posts
March 18 2010 11:02 GMT
#15
So here I go...hope you played WC3 :D

http://img242.imageshack.us/img242/709/scii.jpg

Thanks
Darpinion
Profile Joined January 2010
United States210 Posts
March 18 2010 11:05 GMT
#16
On March 18 2010 18:21 Exteray wrote:
nice! this is exciting
2 questions
1) If i live in North america does that mean an EU key won't work for me?
2) What do I do if I want to be a judge?

You can be anywhere and play with an EU key. It just means that you're restricted to playing on the European server.
"A well formulated question is more important than the answer." -Albert Einstein
SkelA
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Macedonia13064 Posts
March 18 2010 11:39 GMT
#17
Disapointed in you Morrow changed your opininon when 2 guys get on your ass lol. For a guy that is hungry for money why dont you try to sell it?? You can at least get some of your money back for the first key you paid.

At least try to sell it if there is no interest then you can do this
Stork and KHAN fan till 2012 ...
DrainX
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
Sweden3187 Posts
March 18 2010 11:45 GMT
#18
Great initiative MorroW!
Art_of_Kill
Profile Joined September 2003
Zaire1232 Posts
March 18 2010 11:50 GMT
#19
On March 18 2010 20:02 Nukez wrote:
So here I go...hope you played WC3 :D

http://img242.imageshack.us/img242/709/scii.jpg

Thanks

haha,
awesome
TLT07 ===> *winner* <===TLT08
green.at
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
Austria1459 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-03-18 16:31:22
March 18 2010 11:58 GMT
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FIRST THERE WAS NOTHING
black empty thing
it was happy this way
then the suns
they came
and made so much noise
the nothing hated this
it would battle creation till it was quiet again
but the suns grew
and in time the earth was formed in all that noise
and life
life
life was so much more noisey
it buzzed and hummed
making more and more life
it didnt stop
the nothing hated it
so much
it came to kill the life

this went on
for untold years
life was killed, eaten
it was a battle the nothing could not win
but it would not stop
then something changed
humans came and made it worse
the noise was so loud now
humans kept making and singing and dancing
it killed what little silence was left
THIS WAS AN INSULT

the nothing could not take this noise
the human was its new enemy and strategy
it would send an agent
specific to the human
it was a thing that was like the human. it understood the human's feelings
if you were to see it now in flesh it would be nothing but evil
this agent was [β]

it ate and ate
[β] was sent to hurt humans
it would live in the human wounds
[β] would eat there
every hurt the human felt was infected
with [β]
the eternally spiteful grin of a being sent to manipulate the human
[β] could make the human hurt, but hurt onwards
[β] would whisper to the human
tell the human how to live
tell the human that the best way to feel happy was to listen to [β]
the human was so soft
it couldnt help it

so [β] would make a world of infected humans
it wanted war
it wanted hate and self righteousness
it wanted the human to fight until it died away
then when the human has taken the whole world down,
the empty black space that was there before could regain its power
and be silent again
thats what it always wanted
it wants silence again

life is a noise
human is an insult
its personal
[β]; it infects our choices
it tells us how to make decisions
it tells us how to make choices
it lies
so we make ugly choices
[β] is greedy at heart
it tells us only greed and pain
then we listen and cry and hurt and follow
we dont know better
when we beat [β] and empty impulse then we can escape
but we never will
we must learn to live with [β] among us
but never forget
its personal
[β] dosnt just hate humanity
its infinite
it has enough energy to hate YOU
and you specifically
it hates you
it HATES you so much
it cant wait to hurt you
to make you weep and wail alone
it grins down on you
but we are stronger
aren't we
THE [β] is spiteful
spite
but we are stronger


not getting [beta] made me sad

^for comp.
email: stefan_mennel(at)gmx.at
TL: green.at
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