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I_Love_Bacon
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States5765 Posts
January 15 2010 22:07 GMT
#1
I was talking with my brother yesterday about various topics. Eventually the topic turned to alcohol and some silly drinks and he mentioned that Dr. Mcgillicuttys and root beer is fantastic. The random mention of root beer suddenly whisked me back to childhood.

This was sometime in the early 90's when Barq's Root Beer started a promotion of putting temporary tattoos inside their 12 packs of soda. My brother and I had to have them. THEY'RE TEMPORARY TATTOOS! So for the next couple of months anytime my mother would drag us along to go grocery shopping we'd go about on our top secret mission to steal them from the boxes. We'd have somebody be the lookout while the other secretly slid his hand inside the box and tried to pull them out while people weren't watching. It went like clockwork. Soon we had hordes and hordes of temporary tattoos and we looked unbelievably badass.... or at least we thought we did.

So, drunk or not, what is the dumbest thing you've ever stolen?
" i havent been playin sc2 but i woke up w/ a boner and i really had to pee... and my crisis management and micro was really something to behold. it inspired me to play some games today" -Liquid'Tyler
rredtooth
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
5461 Posts
January 15 2010 22:08 GMT
#2
holographic pokemon cards when i was younger.
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motbob
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States12546 Posts
January 15 2010 22:09 GMT
#3
money from my mom's purse

just kidding mom
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Hypnosis
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States2061 Posts
January 15 2010 22:09 GMT
#4
your gas bitch!
Science without religion is lame, Religion without science is blind
QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32097 Posts
January 15 2010 22:10 GMT
#5
Two Hamtaro armbands from HotTopic while drunk at the mall. I'm not sure how I got there, but I remember determining that I needed them to make a hideous park football outfit, and I remember getting chased out and hiding in the bushes in the rain from the cops....

Yeah.
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synapse
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
China13814 Posts
January 15 2010 22:11 GMT
#6
Gum. The only thing I've ever stolen
:)
L
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Canada4732 Posts
January 15 2010 22:11 GMT
#7
A shotglass named "Mario" because I am italian.
The number you have dialed is out of porkchops.
Kuja900
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States3564 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-01-15 22:13:28
January 15 2010 22:13 GMT
#8
On January 16 2010 07:08 redtooth wrote:
holographic pokemon cards when i was younger.


OMFG someone stole my Charzard card back when i was seven .
OMG you nasty gurl
Linx_101
Profile Joined November 2008
Canada166 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-01-15 22:15:12
January 15 2010 22:14 GMT
#9
On January 16 2010 07:08 redtooth wrote:
holographic pokemon cards when i was younger.


except i needed the energy cards too....
An eye for an eye will make the whole world blind - Mahatma Gandhi
Saturnize
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States2473 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-01-15 22:16:00
January 15 2010 22:15 GMT
#10
On January 16 2010 07:08 redtooth wrote:
holographic pokemon cards when i was younger.


LOL the memories!

I remember some asshole stealing my magic cards -.-
"Time to put the mustard on the hotdog. -_-"
sharkeyanti
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States1273 Posts
January 15 2010 22:15 GMT
#11
Disney Adventures...
Hi Mom
AcrossFiveJulys
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
United States3612 Posts
January 15 2010 22:15 GMT
#12
I'm embarrassed to say that I stole a shot glass from a random shop in Spain just for kicks back in high school.
Saturnize
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States2473 Posts
January 15 2010 22:16 GMT
#13
I stole candy from my brother LOL
"Time to put the mustard on the hotdog. -_-"
Ilikestarcraft
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Korea (South)17732 Posts
January 15 2010 22:23 GMT
#14
i dont think ever stolen anything besides downloading stuff from the internet
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MorroW
Profile Joined August 2008
Sweden3522 Posts
January 15 2010 22:27 GMT
#15
some brown sugar to eat to the way home from a friends house about 8 years ago
Progamerpls no copy pasterino
REDBLUEGREEN
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Germany1904 Posts
January 15 2010 22:30 GMT
#16
lol probably a lot of stuff.
when i was like 15 me an like 7 guys from my class stopped at the supermarket like once a week after school just to steal stuff for kicks. So I stole like toothpaste, gum, coke cans and a lot of other small stuff. haha now that I think about it we must have really developed some strange group dynamic because nobody was really afraid and we completely lacked any morale or respect. Like once I stole some sweets and some lady probably saw me because when i stood in line to pay for some other thing she asked if i was going to pay for the stuff in my pockets too and i just said no and left the store...
Boblion
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
France8043 Posts
January 15 2010 22:31 GMT
#17
I don't i have ever steal something except dling a couple of songs and movies.
Ah wait i stole a Tiger beer mug at a restaurant because it looked awesome.
fuck all those elitists brb watching streams of elite players.
UFO
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
582 Posts
January 15 2010 22:33 GMT
#18
8 minerals from my opponent, big deal.

Some snaks and chips with my friend , gums with other one
HaXXspetten
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Sweden15718 Posts
January 15 2010 22:36 GMT
#19
Doesn't this belong in the One Line Confessions-thread?
EAGER-beaver
Profile Joined March 2004
Canada2799 Posts
January 15 2010 22:36 GMT
#20
I've stolen a lot of seemingly random 1's and 0's
Simon and Garfunkel rock my face off
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