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Pony Express Issue 90: Aug. 31 - Sep. 7, 2009

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Kau *
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Canada3500 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-09-08 15:16:58
September 08 2009 02:34 GMT
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Back to School Edition


Letter from the Editor

Dear Readers,

Let's all welcome aboard Grobyc, who was voluntold to do Ban of the Week for me :D

- Kau

Staff

Kau – Editor
Bloodyc0bbler – The Stove
Nyovne – IRC Comments
CharlieMurphy – Troll Booth Willie, The Shit Bus
NeverGG – Progamer Pics
Fontong – VOD of the Week
pangshai – Battle Report
Manifesto7 – Chalk talk, Memory Lane
Grobyc – Ban of the Week

Table of Contents

Serious Business and Funsies ................ p1
The Stove .............................................. p2
Chalk Talk ............................................. p3
Semi-Funny IRC Comment of the Week ... p4
Progamer Photos ................................... p5
Random Image of the Week .................... p6
A Walk Down Memory Lane .................... p7
Troll Booth Willie .................................... p8
The Shit Bus .......................................... p8
Best of Blogs ......................................... p9
Ban of the Week .................................... p10
Vod of the Week .................................... p11

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  • Home Invasion Discussion

  • How to use TL

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  • School Bus Heroics


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  • Happy Birthday Smix

  • Happy Birthday ils

  • How fast can you click and let go?

  • Share your tummy ticklers

  • Happy Birthday Midian


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On September 07 2009 23:52 MantaRay wrote:
That leaves only one explanation for why my favorite player lost to a foreigner. It must be because the balance has shifted in favor of zerg in lategame TvZ. Gone are the days where skterran obliterates all cuz defilers have just gotten too strong. Couple that with ultras and you have a zerg who only needs to do micro since there is no more need for macro once you have ultras...


My faith in TL wavers...

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Putting the Hard back in Hardware.

[i7]Kennigit: yeah
[i7]Kennigit: im runnign my new comp right now
SpiritoftheTunA is now called SpijafweiTunA
[i7]Kennigit: i7 makes IRC so fast
SpijafweiTunA: lol
LeperKahn: lol
[i7]Kennigit: blazing irc speeds
[i7]Kennigit: 6 gigs of ramm
[i7]Kennigit: ZOOOOOM
SpijafweiTunA: i have always regretted
SpijafweiTunA: not being able to run irc at the full graphical settings
ChaosSmurf: so
LeperKahn: holy shit dude you could open like 6 copies of IRC at the same time!!
SpijafweiTunA: because of my inferior amd phenom
ChaosSmurf: I hit the "all posts" button on the Small VOD thread
[i7]Kennigit: yeah i have x32 AA on irc right now
ChaosSmurf: I think its crashed my browser
SpijafweiTunA: nice
SpijafweiTunA: holy shit
SpijafweiTunA: that is alot of antialiasing
SpijafweiTunA: do you have super high res textures and reflection and vector shading too?
SpijafweiTunA: yknow kennigit
SpijafweiTunA: whatever
SpijafweiTunA: you can have you fucking coool comp with all the fucking cool tricked out shit
SpijafweiTunA: your comp wil lnever be as good
SpijafweiTunA: as a maxed out mac pro
SpijafweiTunA: with fucking 8 xeon cores
SpijafweiTunA: 64 gigs of ram
SpijafweiTunA: TWO THIRTY INCH MONITORS
SpijafweiTunA: and a penis the size of florida



LeperKahn: CeilingCat = quickstriker?
littlechava: lol
CeilingCat: huh?
LeperKahn: are you quickstriker
LeperKahn: on vent
LeperKahn: ?
CeilingCat: well 1. I'm not on vent
harem: ya he is leper
LeperKahn: are you quickstriker
LeperKahn: in anyway
LeperKahn: oh okay thank you harem
CeilingCat: no I'm not
CeilingCat: want me to prove?
LeperKahn: lol
CeilingCat: I will call QuickStriker to come down here
LeperKahn: you take
LeperKahn: being associated with this person
LeperKahn: as such an insult

Later

QuickStriker has joined the channel
QuickStriker: yo CC, what's going on
LeperKahn: LOL
QuickStriker: why did you im me on AIM to get me on this again
CeilingCat: look and be amazed
LeperKahn: HAHAHAHAHA
CeilingCat: you fools
QuickStriker: huh?
CeilingCat: where is harem now?
CeilingCat: why don't you say something??
harem: ~chatzilla@pool-98-113-31-142.nycmny.fios.verizon.net QuickStriker [~TL@pool-98-113-31-142.nycmny.fios.verizon.net]
harem: how retarded are you
harem: all you did was log onto chatzilla
QuickStriker has left the channel
harem: protip: look at the ips bro
LeperKahn: you didn't even fucking need to
CeilingCat: well harem, congrats
LeperKahn: that was SUCH bad acting
CeilingCat: it was
LeperKahn: and over irc
Kiinv4dz has joined the channel
CeilingCat: I admit
LeperKahn: holy shit
CeilingCat: I'm done playing around
CeilingCat: of course there was a method to make it so i had 2 different IPs
CeilingCat: but I got lazy
CeilingCat: and since school is really starting tomorrow
CeilingCat: don't expect me to see me in irc anymore
harem: good
CeilingCat: good nite and goodbye finally
LeperKahn: oh my god it is just getting better
CeilingCat: mr harem-kun
CeilingCat has quit the server saying: Signed off


[18:25] <HunterX11> im going to build a flotilla out of diet coke bottles and i will have a cartridge device to insert mentos into them for propulsion


(00:50:47) (@intrigue) SO UH
(00:50:48) (@intrigue) GUYS
(00:50:52) (@intrigue) just out of pure curiousity
(00:50:58) (@IntoTheWow) intrigue shoot
(00:51:00) (@IntoTheWow) bang bang
(00:51:06) (@intrigue) how does age of consent work

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Click here for more food.

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How quickly the time goes. Daezang has been released from his military service. In this link legendary translator Live2Win informs us of his departure to ACE two years ago. Hopefully Daezang find success again with his old team.

In 2006, Savior lost only 4 ZvP games all year. At the height of his power, Daezang gave him a scare on Peaks that remains in my memory. While the game has lost some of its luster with the fall of the Maestro, watching it live was a thrill. For the briefest of instances, we thought the impossible would happen.



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Hay guys, Is this smart?

They see me trollin', they hatin', Patrollin', they tryin to catch me
ridin dirty~


The Shit Bus
The first few posts...

Sc2 forum, 'nuff said.

Youtube Comments, they are infallible.

p8


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  • Why is that so important to you

  • See you soon disciple

  • Lookin' for work

  • Congrats Mani!!

  • How to Play Zerg

  • Schizo or Buddhism?

  • How is your Favorite?

  • How do I wash out the Mary Jane in my veins?

  • Cave Story

  • Unfair Swedish internet

  • Why D Rank is awesome


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pwned was just banned by vGl-CoW.

That account was created on 2009-09-03 01:08:36 and had 1 posts.

Reason: - is attempting to own the system by constantly making new accounts

- does not realize it takes literally five seconds to ban every new account

- is pretty much a dumbass

Clasic was just banned by zatic.

That account was created on 2009-01-15 05:53:48 and had 1437 posts.

Reason: You have had enough warnings. I usually believe there is something good in everyone, even online. So I tried to find *something* redeeming in your posting history. What a disappointment you are.


+ Show Spoiler [Mods becoming intolerant! :O] +

CharlieMurphy was just temp banned for 1 week by Kennigit.

That account was created on 2006-03-21 23:37:30 and had 16182 posts.

Reason: Your posting sucks too much to handle. You don't seem to care about the quality of shit that you produce in threads. 1 liners, image macros, the list goes on. Next one is permanent - Love, Staff


fanatacist was just temp banned for 30 days by Manifesto7.

That account was created on 2007-08-26 06:39:10 and had 8197 posts.

Reason:
On September 07 2009 15:21 fanatacist wrote:
Pool first you stubborn ignorant fuck. People who are better than you are telling you to, and you disagree? True sign of an idiot.


Stop trolling blogs, even bad ones. You follow the same path as CharlieMurphy. Stop shitting up the forums. Thank you.


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The game starts with calm spawning as blue zerg in the bottom position of carthage 3 and kwanro spawning at top of carthage 3, a 2 player map that has seen a couple of seasons of play. + Show Spoiler +

Kwanro decides early to spice things up a little, and starts a 5 pool against calm's 12 hatch build. As his lings hatch, kwanro even pulls 2 drones from mining, with the intention of starting sunken colonies in calm's main and ending this game fast.

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Kwanro's lings arrive before calm's pool is even done, and calm retreats his drones wisely, electing to wait for his lings to spawn before engaging. In fact, calm buys a tonne of time, and his lings and sunken hatch at the cost of only 2 drones. With amazingly shitty micro, kwanro proceeds to lose most of his lings to calm's drones without doing damage, and then the ling/drone combo from calm lays waste to kwanro's sunkens.

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However, it appears that kwanro is ahead now with 8 drones to calm's 6. Having cancelled his second hatchery as well, calm was definitely in a poor position. In hopes of compounding his economic advantage, kwanro begins his expansion while calm tries to tech with his few drones.

With 4 lings, calm makes a move at kwanro's nat, which is defended by 8 lings. With ling speed, he sprints past those lings and heads for kwanro's main, where he is forced to try and pick off drones from behind the mineral line.

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In the meantime, calm's lair has completed and his spire is almost 3/4 done, and kwanro's lair is still glaringly absent. With his drones off gas, one can only anticipate him going for a 2 hatch "timing" ling attack (sorry my zvz sucks).

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As predicted, with the completion of his ling speed and the clearing out of the guerilla lings from his main, kwanro runs his army down to calm's choke where he has lined up his lings in a pretty formation. The lings engage and calm comes out ahead, but reinforcements force him to retreat to the safety of his sunken and newly hatched mutas.

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Having taken care of the ling threat at home, calm flies a couple of his mutas over to kwanro's main where they are able to hit drones that are out of range of a poorly placed spore. Hoping to force calm to pull his mutas back to defend, kwanro runs another group of lings down the map, but they are handled easily by some left over lings and a couple of new mutas. Calm attempts a ling/muta attack on kwanro, but his ling numbers are insufficient, and kwanro's defending ling/spore force him thwart the attack.

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However, with kwanro's lings having left his main in preparation for a final attack, a couple of calm's lings are able to run in and do some drone damage. At this point, the game is truly lost, but kwanro keeps trying his best, running his lings into calm's newly hatched nat, looking to take it out. Calm's mutas clean up easily, and having built up a good number of muta now, calm begins sniping kwanro's drones. After a couple more futile attacks with lings and mutas from kwanro, my vod stops prematurely, but the game is already over.

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Question of the Week
Excited for school and why?

p11
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LeperKahn
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Romania1848 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-09-08 02:36:41
September 08 2009 02:36 GMT
#2
The picture is amazing!

Psh school has been in session for like 4 weeks... Thanks for reminding me Kau. :\
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Mystlord *
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States10264 Posts
September 08 2009 02:39 GMT
#3
LOL @ the bans of the week! Hahaha. Actually, every section was pure gold this week. GJ guys ^_^
It is impossible to be a citizen if you don't make an effort to understand the most basic activities of your government. It is very difficult to thrive in an increasingly competitive world if you're a nation of doods.
Cube
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
Canada777 Posts
September 08 2009 02:40 GMT
#4
great job kau/guys.

QOTW:

yeah math math math math math math..... fun stuff.
OreoBoi
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Canada1639 Posts
September 08 2009 02:40 GMT
#5
I'm excited for school.
It's my first day of university tomorrow.

haha I loved "How to play zerg"
JeeJee
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Canada5652 Posts
September 08 2009 02:42 GMT
#6
i'm excited for school because it kicks the shit out of working and is the best thing everrrrrrrrrr
but it's not for another week T_T
(\o/)  If you want it, you find a way. Otherwise you find excuses. No exceptions.
 /_\   aka Shinbi (requesting a name change since 27/05/09 ☺)
DivinO
Profile Blog Joined July 2009
United States4796 Posts
September 08 2009 02:42 GMT
#7
Ooh, new PE.

Great issue. As for QotW, yes, I am excited for school. I'm a senior in high school and am planning to start a StarCraft club here!

LiquipediaBrain in my filth.
pripple
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Finland1714 Posts
September 08 2009 02:53 GMT
#8
first time i stumbled upon this even though i've been here for a while, had a good time reading some of these ;p
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Kennigit *
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Canada19447 Posts
September 08 2009 02:59 GMT
#9
wowow approaching issue 100!!
jodogohoo
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Canada2533 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-09-08 03:01:53
September 08 2009 02:59 GMT
#10
school tomorrow
: |
Sharp-eYe
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Canada642 Posts
September 08 2009 03:00 GMT
#11
Not really... but I get to see all my friends!
Are you truly so blinded by your vaunted religion, that you can't see the fall ahead of you? - Zeratul III AKA WikidSik ingame (anygame)
BookTwo
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
1985 Posts
September 08 2009 03:07 GMT
#12
yay, I love these things
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Profile Blog Joined October 2008
United States1389 Posts
September 08 2009 03:12 GMT
#13
School started last week!
"Jinro soo manly wearing only a T-Shirt while the Koreans freeze in their jackets" -- Double_O
"He's from Sweden, man. We have to fight polar bears on our way to school." -- Yusername
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Singapore66358 Posts
September 08 2009 03:18 GMT
#14
school break now (but only for a week T___T)
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September 08 2009 03:35 GMT
#15
great edition, loved chalktalk rofl
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September 08 2009 04:08 GMT
#16
I seriously look forward to these all week because they're such a great read, Thanks once again for these :D
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Profile Blog Joined September 2004
13196 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-09-09 00:24:44
September 08 2009 04:21 GMT
#17
wtf there have been 90 issues already?
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September 08 2009 04:26 GMT
#18
pony express is super awesome. i always look forward to it
4v4 is a battle of who has the better computer.
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September 08 2009 05:00 GMT
#19
I want to give a big thank you to the TL staff for keeping assholes in check. Thank you very much!!!!
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United States395 Posts
September 08 2009 05:19 GMT
#20
great post kau. almost at 100
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