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BlackPaladin
Profile Joined May 2010
United States9316 Posts
December 28 2013 06:10 GMT
#17041
On December 28 2013 14:59 wei2coolman wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 28 2013 12:35 BlackPaladin wrote:
Just plugged in my new monitor. HD my brothas. It's so nice.

Why you not on that 4k shit yet? 1080p is like so last decade.


I went from a 15 inch monitor to a 24 inch HD monitor. Do not ruin my dreams.
"Your full potential does not matter if you do not use all 100% of it."
GhandiEAGLE
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States20754 Posts
December 28 2013 06:21 GMT
#17042
I play on a netbook. I aspire to be you.
Oh, my achin' hands, from rakin' in grands, and breakin' in mic stands
jcarlsoniv
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States27922 Posts
December 28 2013 06:34 GMT
#17043
Wave, why you hate the love
Soniv ||| Soniv#1962 ||| @jcarlsoniv ||| The Big Golem ||| Join the Glorious Evolution. What's your favorite aminal, a bear? ||| Joe "Don't call me Daniel" "Soniv" "Daniel" Carlsberg LXIX ||| Paging Dr. John Shadow
AsmodeusXI
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States15536 Posts
December 28 2013 06:40 GMT
#17044
I am currently learning of the joy of drunk TL posting. <3 all the love.
WriterTL > RL. BNet: Asmodeus#1187 - LoL: DJForeclosure - Steam: asmodeusxi | www.n3rddimension.com
GhandiEAGLE
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States20754 Posts
December 28 2013 06:54 GMT
#17045
Learning as in everyone is drunk, or that's just your special brand on love?
Oh, my achin' hands, from rakin' in grands, and breakin' in mic stands
BlackPaladin
Profile Joined May 2010
United States9316 Posts
December 28 2013 07:18 GMT
#17046
I think he means he just fucked his computer. Like, literally. "USB port, here I go."
"Your full potential does not matter if you do not use all 100% of it."
onlywonderboy
Profile Joined August 2012
United States23745 Posts
December 28 2013 07:22 GMT
#17047
On December 28 2013 15:40 AsmodeusXI wrote:
I am currently learning of the joy of drunk TL posting. <3 all the love.

Seconded.
RIP Ryan Davis / TL or Die / @onlywonderboy
Requizen
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States33802 Posts
December 28 2013 07:34 GMT
#17048
I now realize that I am not a graphic designer and everything I create is ugly.
It's your boy Guzma!
BlackPaladin
Profile Joined May 2010
United States9316 Posts
December 28 2013 07:39 GMT
#17049
On December 28 2013 16:34 Requizen wrote:
I now realize that I am not a graphic designer and everything I create is ugly.


Don't have kids pls.
"Your full potential does not matter if you do not use all 100% of it."
Requizen
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States33802 Posts
December 28 2013 08:06 GMT
#17050
On December 28 2013 16:39 BlackPaladin wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 28 2013 16:34 Requizen wrote:
I now realize that I am not a graphic designer and everything I create is ugly.


Don't have kids pls.

Just gotta knock up a broad that knows Photoshop.
It's your boy Guzma!
GhandiEAGLE
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States20754 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-12-28 09:21:28
December 28 2013 08:46 GMT
#17051
"The dame walked into my office one Saturday afternoon. Sure, her looks were decent, but I wasn't in the mood for her kind of work. That is, until she showed off her photoshop skills. I decided to hear her out."

TLLOLOTGDT Noir
Oh, my achin' hands, from rakin' in grands, and breakin' in mic stands
Alaric
Profile Joined November 2009
France45622 Posts
December 28 2013 14:17 GMT
#17052
Get on it Wave.
Cant take LMS hipsters serious.
Scip
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Czech Republic11293 Posts
December 28 2013 14:25 GMT
#17053
we need ugly children to make us feel better about ourselves
"It may be pleasurable for some of us to imagine being ravished" - Christopher Hitchens in a debate with feminists RIP 2011 Psalm 2:9 You shall break them with a rod of iron
Tooplark
Profile Joined October 2008
United States3977 Posts
December 28 2013 15:05 GMT
#17054
we need children to make us pancakes om nom nom nom
WHAT POW'R ART THOU WHO FROM BELOW HAST MADE ME RISE UNWILLINGLY AND SLOW
Gahlo
Profile Joined February 2010
United States35172 Posts
December 28 2013 15:12 GMT
#17055
Healing totem + wild pyromancer is hilarious.
GhandiEAGLE
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States20754 Posts
December 28 2013 15:36 GMT
#17056
On December 28 2013 23:25 Scip wrote:
we need ugly children to make us feel better about ourselves

You and Teut should get right on that then
Oh, my achin' hands, from rakin' in grands, and breakin' in mic stands
Lord Tolkien
Profile Joined November 2012
United States12083 Posts
December 28 2013 15:43 GMT
#17057
On December 29 2013 00:36 GhandiEAGLE wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 28 2013 23:25 Scip wrote:
we need ugly children to make us feel better about ourselves

You and Teut should get right on that then

Male pregnancy isn't a thing gaiz.
"His father is pretty juicy tbh." ~WaveofShadow
GhandiEAGLE
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States20754 Posts
December 28 2013 16:01 GMT
#17058
On December 29 2013 00:43 Lord Tolkien wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 29 2013 00:36 GhandiEAGLE wrote:
On December 28 2013 23:25 Scip wrote:
we need ugly children to make us feel better about ourselves

You and Teut should get right on that then

Male pregnancy isn't a thing gaiz.

Source?
Oh, my achin' hands, from rakin' in grands, and breakin' in mic stands
Lord Tolkien
Profile Joined November 2012
United States12083 Posts
December 28 2013 16:28 GMT
#17059
On December 29 2013 01:01 GhandiEAGLE wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 29 2013 00:43 Lord Tolkien wrote:
On December 29 2013 00:36 GhandiEAGLE wrote:
On December 28 2013 23:25 Scip wrote:
we need ugly children to make us feel better about ourselves

You and Teut should get right on that then

Male pregnancy isn't a thing gaiz.

Source?

Wikipedia. [citation needed]
"His father is pretty juicy tbh." ~WaveofShadow
jcarlsoniv
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States27922 Posts
December 28 2013 16:29 GMT
#17060
On December 29 2013 01:01 GhandiEAGLE wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 29 2013 00:43 Lord Tolkien wrote:
On December 29 2013 00:36 GhandiEAGLE wrote:
On December 28 2013 23:25 Scip wrote:
we need ugly children to make us feel better about ourselves

You and Teut should get right on that then

Male pregnancy isn't a thing gaiz.

Source?


source
Soniv ||| Soniv#1962 ||| @jcarlsoniv ||| The Big Golem ||| Join the Glorious Evolution. What's your favorite aminal, a bear? ||| Joe "Don't call me Daniel" "Soniv" "Daniel" Carlsberg LXIX ||| Paging Dr. John Shadow
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