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On September 03 2010 01:47 Qatol wrote:Show nested quote +On September 03 2010 00:14 bumatlarge wrote:
Oh damn, I forgot to watch someone BALLS
##vote LSB No story today? 
Bum was in the ZONE tonight. Nothing was gonna give him up or let him down, run around or desert him. He didnt have any beer or pot, his mind was clear as london on a not-so-foggy day. He saw his target house, and bee-lined for it. Man who lived in such a shitty house, everything was falling apart. So bum got into position and waited. And he kept waiting. After about 5 hours, he figured no one was coming and went to leave. He heard a loud crash in the house and immediately ran to the window. He saw three beautiful women in bikinis cooking in the kitchen.
"I think I've stumbled upon paradise. I don't think I can take it anymore, those huge juicy morsels on those sandwiches look delicious! Is that salmon on there?"
Suddenly the window gave way and bum fell into the kitchen. The girls looked confused, but they smiled and helped bum up and gave him a sandwich. It was salmon! And it was a nice place on the inside, alot of fung-shway
"Come into the courtyard" the girl said
"Uhhh i fink I should be going..." Bum said with his face stuffed
"Aw, I made a delicious milkshake there."
"Well a milkshake does sound good right now."
So after that milkshake brought bum to the yard, the girls started to eat alot of food on these tables out here. They were kneeling on the floor and the tables were very low.
"Really letting yourselves go tonight huh?"
"Well winter is coming up"
Suddenly it became clear to bum. The salmon and the eating and the winter and the bikinis. These were not women, they were bears. Suddenly the bears started to attack bum. Shit, pondered bum, those bears are starting to attack me. Oh bother. After a long intervention scene involving winnie the pooh, bum grabbed a jar of honey on one of the tables and smashed it on the ground. The bears diverted their attention to the honey and started eating and playing around in it.
"Time to get out of here!"
But a bear was blobking his path. The bear drew out a katana from a sheath on his belt. Suddenly it became clear to bum. The fwang shay and the tables and the katana. These were not bears, they were ninjas. Suddenly, ninjas, thousand of them were fluttering around the courtyard noiselessly. Oh poop. Think Bum THINK. He recalled having a handbook a long time ago, that depicted a list of things ninjas cant touch. Invisibility was one, but bum could not be invisible because that would be awesome. Hmmmm they cant catch you if you are fire, but bum didnt know how to harness the power of fire. There was one more that was actually relevant.... hmmmmmmmmmm.....
Oh yeah,
"IM THE GOD DAMN BATMAN." Bum batmanned.
The ninjas gasped but then stopped gasping.
"No you're not."
"YES I AM!"
"Nope."
"Uh what no yes i am?"
"Where is your mask?"
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU Bum's hand went to his face and the horror set in. He didn't bring his mask. Humiliated, Bum ran through the house and out the door. The sun was up.
"Shouldn't we catch him? He's not batman."
"The humiliation of thinking you are batman and not actually being batman is worse then anything we can do. Let him go."
Apparently ninjas can't catch you if you are insane.
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On September 03 2010 06:24 BrownBear wrote:Show nested quote +On September 03 2010 05:38 citi.zen wrote:
Who will shoot DTA? And why would we shoot him over a confirmed liar who hasn't done anything the entire game? Are you special or something? I never lied.
Very special. Thanks for be ing more active. Even if it's still not useful.
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On September 03 2010 07:24 citi.zen wrote:Show nested quote +On September 03 2010 06:24 BrownBear wrote:On September 03 2010 05:38 citi.zen wrote:
Who will shoot DTA? And why would we shoot him over a confirmed liar who hasn't done anything the entire game? Are you special or something? I never lied. Very special. Thanks for be ing more active. Even if it's still not useful.
that's why i almost dont care if we kill him immediately, unless he's roleblocker. Even if he's dead weight for town without a useful role he's dead weight for mafia, though if he's mafia and being this quiet im sure he would have a role.
But id be game for getting darth popped tonight via some town kp. The thing is it's kind of silly to announce who is going to be hit because mafia are going to rb the hit if it's on mafia for sure, and maybe if it's on town. Soo yeah.
##vote lsb
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On September 03 2010 03:12 flamewheel wrote:
Thank god for the "All" function. You guys post a lot ><
I wrote a script utilizing the All function during BM's Mafia game. Finished it around page 49.
Then the thread hit page 50.
And the All function went away.
## Vote LSB
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On September 03 2010 04:50 citi.zen wrote:
Fishball said he would not investigate one of Chaoser/LSB because it's "idiotic" (after initially asking for suggestions; and yelling at Radfield to "never use that tone with him" for much lesser statements). At any rate. today the town could still have to solve the "who is the traitor" puzzle, possibly wasting another lynch.
I really like the way how you take things out of contrast to support your statements.
Yeah, I did say I was taking suggestions. I then voiced my reasons, and said in a friendly manner that if anyone else, literally ANYONE would support your idea, I'll go for it. Then you go into "accusing mode" again. That's when you ticked me off and I confessed that I thought your plan was flat out idiotic. If you still don't see why, then you should just go play Pac-Man.
Not to mention I was never against hitting LSB when Pandain brought it up, although we end up hitting Chaoser instead which obviously works, and cleared a list of 3 innocent players; One bird two stones. It was obvious to me that the Traitor situation could be easily solved with a hit or a lynch, which I originally proposed the lynch. Why the fuck would you want to waste a BB check on either one?
Speaking of which, did anyone ever supported your idea of checking LSB?
Anyways, I ended up checking JeeJee who has no gun. Better than wasting my check on LSB, who the entire world already knows he is the Traitor/Mafia now.
Oh, and that "interrogating" question yesterday, lol. No background, nothing but a plain question trying to "bait" me. Saw it coming, and it still makes me grin every time I see that post where you reply, starting with "Wrong!". You must have felt all warm and fuzzy inside when you hit "post". Must have felt like a boss on a boat while jizzing your pants.
If you think you have a case against me, you are obviously doing a piss poor job of persuading people to listen to you; A crucial element in Mafia games.
I hereby nominate myself to be CV'd tomorrow. The Town have this one in the bag, and I should not be needed anymore.
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lol @ pac-man
lynch post coming up
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Day 5 votes
With 12 alive it is 7 to lynch!
LSB(9)
Brownbear
Pandain
Jeejee
DarthThienAn
bumatlarge
citi.zen
LSB
Divinek
SiNiquity
Not Voting(3)
~Opz~
Fishball
rastaban
LSB Scum Traitor has been lynched!
It is now Night 6. It will end in 24 hours @ 9PM ET/ 10KST
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BRAP BRAP. Letsa get this show on the road.
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so any kp role we have is going onto darth/bb im hoping. You could track me if you want since you know i dont have a role that id easily give up the goods if i were playing for the wrong side. But I'd naturally advise against that since it'd be a waste, but up to you guys!
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On September 03 2010 10:45 LSB wrote:
Takes a bow
great performance imo
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+ Show Spoiler +On September 03 2010 06:54 bumatlarge wrote:Show nested quote +On September 03 2010 01:47 Qatol wrote:On September 03 2010 00:14 bumatlarge wrote:
Oh damn, I forgot to watch someone BALLS
##vote LSB No story today? Bum was in the ZONE tonight. Nothing was gonna give him up or let him down, run around or desert him. He didnt have any beer or pot, his mind was clear as london on a not-so-foggy day. He saw his target house, and bee-lined for it. Man who lived in such a shitty house, everything was falling apart. So bum got into position and waited. And he kept waiting. After about 5 hours, he figured no one was coming and went to leave. He heard a loud crash in the house and immediately ran to the window. He saw three beautiful women in bikinis cooking in the kitchen. "I think I've stumbled upon paradise. I don't think I can take it anymore, those huge juicy morsels on those sandwiches look delicious! Is that salmon on there?" Suddenly the window gave way and bum fell into the kitchen. The girls looked confused, but they smiled and helped bum up and gave him a sandwich. It was salmon! And it was a nice place on the inside, alot of fung-shway "Come into the courtyard" the girl said "Uhhh i fink I should be going..." Bum said with his face stuffed "Aw, I made a delicious milkshake there." "Well a milkshake does sound good right now." So after that milkshake brought bum to the yard, the girls started to eat alot of food on these tables out here. They were kneeling on the floor and the tables were very low. "Really letting yourselves go tonight huh?" "Well winter is coming up" Suddenly it became clear to bum. The salmon and the eating and the winter and the bikinis. These were not women, they were bears. Suddenly the bears started to attack bum. Shit, pondered bum, those bears are starting to attack me. Oh bother. After a long intervention scene involving winnie the pooh, bum grabbed a jar of honey on one of the tables and smashed it on the ground. The bears diverted their attention to the honey and started eating and playing around in it. "Time to get out of here!" But a bear was blobking his path. The bear drew out a katana from a sheath on his belt. Suddenly it became clear to bum. The fwang shay and the tables and the katana. These were not bears, they were ninjas. Suddenly, ninjas, thousand of them were fluttering around the courtyard noiselessly. Oh poop. Think Bum THINK. He recalled having a handbook a long time ago, that depicted a list of things ninjas cant touch. Invisibility was one, but bum could not be invisible because that would be awesome. Hmmmm they cant catch you if you are fire, but bum didnt know how to harness the power of fire. There was one more that was actually relevant.... hmmmmmmmmmm..... Oh yeah, "IM THE GOD DAMN BATMAN." Bum batmanned. The ninjas gasped but then stopped gasping. "No you're not." "YES I AM!" "Nope." "Uh what no yes i am?" "Where is your mask?" FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU Bum's hand went to his face and the horror set in. He didn't bring his mask. Humiliated, Bum ran through the house and out the door. The sun was up. "Shouldn't we catch him? He's not batman." "The humiliation of thinking you are batman and not actually being batman is worse then anything we can do. Let him go." Apparently ninjas can't catch you if you are insane.
 I am amazed at how many memes you managed to work into this post. I salute you.
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What can I say, I was in the ZONE.
Oh the game uhhhhh yeah lets kill darth. inspect non-confirmed, protect the confirmed.
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Very epic bumatlarge!
I am working on a post regarding a Mafia member I have found. I started on it yesterday, so it is pretty long. I also needed to wait until after today since I have been working crazy shift and without Internet access for most of the day, And wanted to be able to answer any questions when I post it.
##Vote LSB
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On September 03 2010 11:10 Ace wrote:great performance imo
Agreed.
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tbh i'm just posting not to get modkilled
i've read the threa dbut i just got home and i am gonna go pass out
soz
why is it night6? isn't it night4
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On September 03 2010 11:42 rastaban wrote:
Very epic bumatlarge!
I am working on a post regarding a Mafia member I have found. I started on it yesterday, so it is pretty long. I also needed to wait until after today since I have been working crazy shift and without Internet access for most of the day, And wanted to be able to answer any questions when I post it.
##Vote LSB
Hope it's soon. Here's a pretty player list!
Pandain - does it matter? Wouldnt be bad to kill him, unless he wants to do a legit roleclaim.
Divinek - DV Still strong red vibes, easy kill on BM as opposed to explaining something later. We could use another KP right now.
BrownBear - While I can see him as red, I can imagine him saying what he did as town
DarthThienAn - A likely red
Fishball - BB Mafia wont touch him, killing him would confirm JJ, plus they are going to want to only kill confirmed. If we hit him and he pops town, it confirms JJ and then JJ would want to claim, so we could use his KP, and force scum to hit him. I suggest waiting until he finds a red or gets 2 more green checks to hit him. Another nice confirmation role.
JeeJee - blue? If not red, may be forced to hit him as he is most likely doctor. If he was joat and inspected DTA, he would say something.
rastaban - CV If we target a scum, he will get roleblocked. If we dont they will RB citizen instead. Still possible scum.
bumatlarge - watcher
SiNiquity - probably shouldnt claim, potential defense role, mafia would likely not hit him.
citi.zen - tracker Highly suggest protecting
~OpZ~ - trackmethadicman
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lol...Fishball dying confirming jeejee would be bad. medic should protect citizen.
xD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HAHAHAHA bad position.
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Later on ofc, after he checks more people. We arent killing him now... I suggest check darth fishball, and then we kill BB
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