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Cpt Obvious
Germany3073 Posts
On May 01 2007 14:58 RaGe wrote: Cpt_Iraq = Moltke btw he's been trying to talk me into joining his HoI2 game to play Iraq during that period. I hated him for that. Does anyone have the log where we changed names because Moltke took mine in a split second where I changed my nick and not gave it back to me? | ||
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Pressure
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mnm
United States4493 Posts
[17:44] Gene`: she kisses a girl [17:44] Gene`: i'll kiss some guy [17:44] Gene`: she has no problem with it [17:44] Gene`: im looking forward. [17:44] mnm: pics [17:44] mnm: of u [17:44] Gene`: .. to her kissing a girl. that is. [17:44] mnm: kissing guy [17:44] mnm: pls [17:44] Carnac_: ahahah [17:44] Gene`: np [17:44] Gene`: im sure there will be many. [17:44] `DeadVessel: i would have no problem kissing a guy [17:44] vGl-CoW: kiss a really fat guy [17:44] Gene`: negative [17:44] `DeadVessel: as long as its not sexual [17:44] mnm: for cow [17:44] `DeadVessel: and hes not gay [17:44] Gene`: the guy will have to be decent looking. [17:44] `DeadVessel: micah would you kiss mezorz? [17:44] mnm: gene [17:44] mnm: kiss [17:44] mnm: jared [17:44] mnm: =) [17:44] vGl-CoW: are you fat [17:44] Gene`: negative. [17:44] * `DeadVessel puckers up [17:44] `DeadVessel: wtf [17:45] `DeadVessel: no micah [17:45] vGl-CoW: then sorry [17:45] * `DeadVessel goes to eat some cake [17:45] `DeadVessel: give me 2 weeks [17:45] Gene`: it would have to be a guy even i think is a little hot [17:45] `DeadVessel: .. [17:45] Moltke: All right [17:45] `DeadVessel: wow gay [17:45] Gene`: haha :D [17:47] vGl-CoW: MY MANTITS WILL BLOT OUT THE SUN [17:47] `DeadVessel: then we will milk in the shade [17:47] `DeadVessel: if micah started lactating i would throw up | ||
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brian
United States9620 Posts
On May 01 2007 14:20 Pressure wrote: [17:18] * IntoTheWow slaps dronebabo with a large cock [17:18] IntoTheWow: nice [17:18] * dronebabo slaps IntoTheWow around a bit with a large trout [17:18] IntoTheWow: i forgot the "around a bit" [17:19] dronebabo: whos cock is that lmfao his first question is not WHY im being hit with a cock, but more importantly, who's cock. lmfao. | ||
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DeadVessel
United States6269 Posts
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MaZza[KIS]
Australia2110 Posts
On May 01 2007 14:21 hurin wrote: how hasn't anyone posted this one yet it's the best  --- (00:52:54) <+Moltke> Actually I am an amazingly good roommate (00:53:05) <+Moltke> So amazing that I got kicked out in 3 months in 1st year (00:53:41) <@vGl-CoW> it's because of your renegade ways (00:52:42) <@Carnac_> on what grounds (00:52:46) <@Carnac_> were you kicked out? (00:52:51) <+Moltke> Didn't I tell you (00:52:55) <@Carnac_> i cant recall (00:52:56) <+Moltke> I slapped a girl (00:52:59) <+Moltke> :S (00:53:01) <@Carnac_> wtf (00:53:05) <@Carnac_> why did you slap a girl (00:53:11) <+Moltke> I warned her repeatedly (00:53:13) <+Moltke> not to touch me (00:53:16) <+Moltke> and she kept slapping me (00:53:21) <@PuertoRican> walk away (00:53:23) <@PuertoRican> idiot (00:53:31) <@Carnac_> why did she touch you? (00:53:32) <@PuertoRican> get a girl to beat her up (00:53:34) <@Carnac_> or slap you (00:53:41) <+Moltke> well on that occasion (00:53:55) <+Moltke> it was near-dawn before halloween, and I told her to go into the kitchen and cook me some breakfast (00:53:57) <+Moltke> and she slapped me (00:54:01) <+Moltke> jeez (00:54:35) <@vGl-CoW> so you knocked her lights out (00:54:44) <+Moltke> No (00:54:51) <+Moltke> I gave her a "love tap" (00:54:53) <+Moltke> but she started crying (00:55:01) <+Moltke> Must have been faking it :/ (00:55:27) <@vGl-CoW> wife beater (00:55:40) <+Moltke> meh (00:55:43) <+Moltke> Compared to my father (00:55:48) <+Moltke> I am nothing (00:56:00) <@Carnac_> hahahaha (00:56:08) <@Carnac_> im trying to imagine (00:56:14) <@Carnac_> moltke telling some girl (00:56:18) <@Carnac_> "go cook for me" (00:57:12) <+Moltke> I did not deserve physical assault for a request Moltke I absolutele adore your honesty. If you're reading this MUCH LOVE!!! | ||
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knyttym
United States5797 Posts
On April 30 2007 16:47 joohyunee wrote: www.bash.org oh God. That was sooo freaking funny. Th top 100 quotes made me laugh so hard. Best site i've visited in a while. | ||
Beyonder
Netherlands15103 Posts
IRC <3 Moltke now on my trip to Germany I had to carry 3 suitcases and 2 bags on my back Moltke So you will imagine my annoyance having arrived in Nürnberg to find my mother had packed a book called: Social intelligence: How to influence people and make friends in my briefcase fanta[Rn] rofl Moltke I was so disgusted I threw it in the dustbin immediately | ||
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rushz0rz
Canada5300 Posts
<MYM|DayNine> are you kidding <MYM|DayNine> nick doens't even fucking <MYM|DayNine> go in a different room <`DeadVessel> no because they know what im doing <`DeadVessel> LOL <mnm> >< <MYM|DayNine> he just starts jacking off <MYM|DayNine> if he feels lik eit <MYM|DayNine> like i remember over the summer <`DeadVessel> i gotta meet tasteless <mnm> brotherly love <MYM|DayNine> we set our computers up <MYM|DayNine> like 10 feet from eachother <MYM|DayNine> so i'm playing a game <MYM|DayNine> and i finish <MYM|DayNine> take off my headphones <MYM|DayNine> turn around <MYM|DayNine> and nick is like totally naked <MYM|DayNine> jacking off at his computer <MYM|DayNine> and honestly <rushz0rz> this is going in the quote thread <MYM|DayNine> if i interrupt him, he won't even be mad <mnm> lol <MYM|DayNine> i'll be like "uhh nick..." <`DeadVessel> sean can i put that in the irc thread? <MYM|DayNine> he'll turn around, dick in hand and genuinely ask "hey sean, how'd ur game go?" | ||
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Day[9]
United States7366 Posts
<`DeadVessel> walking in penis in hand <`DeadVessel> naked | ||
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DeadVessel
United States6269 Posts
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Beyonder
Netherlands15103 Posts
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Klogon
MURICA15980 Posts
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True_Spike
Poland3424 Posts
[19:59] * QuiKSilveR has joined #WGTour [19:59] * Q sets mode: +o QuiKSilveR [19:59] <ThE|PrO1> any admin ? [19:59] * QuiKSilveR has left #WGTour ---------------- <Revolve> "accidentlly" <itzMorglum> heh <Ilintar> hey <Ilintar> I WAS AN ACCIDENT <ashInsane> lol <Ilintar> *IT <Ilintar> ;P <TrueSpike> haha <TrueSpike> yes, you were ----------------------- <Zypher> I get those double-x rated dreams sometimes <Zypher> then I wake up and I'm like <Revolve> "mom!" <Revolve> "sheets" <Revolve> "asap" | ||
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Pads
England3228 Posts
On June 08 2007 00:33 rushz0rz wrote: <`DeadVessel> i wish i had a twin sister <MYM|DayNine> are you kidding <MYM|DayNine> nick doens't even fucking <MYM|DayNine> go in a different room <`DeadVessel> no because they know what im doing <`DeadVessel> LOL <mnm> >< <MYM|DayNine> he just starts jacking off <MYM|DayNine> if he feels lik eit <MYM|DayNine> like i remember over the summer <`DeadVessel> i gotta meet tasteless <mnm> brotherly love <MYM|DayNine> we set our computers up <MYM|DayNine> like 10 feet from eachother <MYM|DayNine> so i'm playing a game <MYM|DayNine> and i finish <MYM|DayNine> take off my headphones <MYM|DayNine> turn around <MYM|DayNine> and nick is like totally naked <MYM|DayNine> jacking off at his computer <MYM|DayNine> and honestly <rushz0rz> this is going in the quote thread <MYM|DayNine> if i interrupt him, he won't even be mad <mnm> lol <MYM|DayNine> i'll be like "uhh nick..." <`DeadVessel> sean can i put that in the irc thread? <MYM|DayNine> he'll turn around, dick in hand and genuinely ask "hey sean, how'd ur game go?" BEST QUOTE EVER | ||
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Q~Bert
United States663 Posts
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GongKyuckTerran
Croatia1096 Posts
some sick quotes ! | ||
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Pads
England3228 Posts
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Frits
11782 Posts
On May 01 2007 14:21 hurin wrote: how hasn't anyone posted this one yet it's the best --- (00:52:54) <+Moltke> Actually I am an amazingly good roommate (00:53:05) <+Moltke> So amazing that I got kicked out in 3 months in 1st year (00:53:41) <@vGl-CoW> it's because of your renegade ways (00:52:42) <@Carnac_> on what grounds (00:52:46) <@Carnac_> were you kicked out? (00:52:51) <+Moltke> Didn't I tell you (00:52:55) <@Carnac_> i cant recall (00:52:56) <+Moltke> I slapped a girl (00:52:59) <+Moltke> :S (00:53:01) <@Carnac_> wtf (00:53:05) <@Carnac_> why did you slap a girl (00:53:11) <+Moltke> I warned her repeatedly (00:53:13) <+Moltke> not to touch me (00:53:16) <+Moltke> and she kept slapping me (00:53:21) <@PuertoRican> walk away (00:53:23) <@PuertoRican> idiot (00:53:31) <@Carnac_> why did she touch you? (00:53:32) <@PuertoRican> get a girl to beat her up (00:53:34) <@Carnac_> or slap you (00:53:41) <+Moltke> well on that occasion (00:53:55) <+Moltke> it was near-dawn before halloween, and I told her to go into the kitchen and cook me some breakfast (00:53:57) <+Moltke> and she slapped me (00:54:01) <+Moltke> jeez (00:54:35) <@vGl-CoW> so you knocked her lights out (00:54:44) <+Moltke> No (00:54:51) <+Moltke> I gave her a "love tap" (00:54:53) <+Moltke> but she started crying (00:55:01) <+Moltke> Must have been faking it :/ (00:55:27) <@vGl-CoW> wife beater (00:55:40) <+Moltke> meh (00:55:43) <+Moltke> Compared to my father (00:55:48) <+Moltke> I am nothing (00:56:00) <@Carnac_> hahahaha (00:56:08) <@Carnac_> im trying to imagine (00:56:14) <@Carnac_> moltke telling some girl (00:56:18) <@Carnac_> "go cook for me" (00:57:12) <+Moltke> I did not deserve physical assault for a request hahahahaha I can't believe he seriously asked that. HAHAHAHAHA !!! :D edit: Omfg I didn't read the jacking off brother yet, holy shit I can't breathe. | ||
Nyovne
Netherlands19135 Posts
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