EPTThe jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
The frumious Bandersnatch!
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AmericanUmlaut
Germany2578 Posts
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch! Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun The frumious Bandersnatch! | ||
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TheAmazombie
United States3714 Posts
On April 12 2012 16:39 AmericanUmlaut wrote: Beware the Japanazi, my son! The jaws that bite, the claws that catch! Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun The frumious Bandersnatch! Oh my. Carroll knew about the Japanazis?! LoL. | ||
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Synwave
United States2803 Posts
On April 12 2012 16:40 TheAmazombie wrote: Oh my. Carroll knew about the Japanazis?! LoL. He was a key figure in helping configure the Enigma engine. | ||
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FlyingToilet
United States840 Posts
On April 12 2012 14:40 Jibba wrote: Just a mini-update: The guy I banned from Youtube reregistered, got caught instantly and rebanned, then PMed me saying there must've been a mistake. Over the course of our PMs, this is how his story developed. 1. The whole thing is a mistake, that's not his Youtube account and I must've mistook him for someone else with the same name. -I point out they live in the same town (pop. 2000) 2. That is his Youtube account, but he leaves his computer on all the time and those messages had to have been made by his roommates, brother or girlfriend. 3. He doesn't even know what homophobic remarks I was referring to. -I paste every offensive remark from the account 4. He admits the homophobic remarks towards Day9 are him, because he hates that guy, but the rest are other people at his computer It's stuff like this that seems funny at first, but when you realize we share society with them actually becomes disheartening. >.> haha, i personally read that ban found his profile of what he posted on that video, and then right after he goes to a zander video and says something along the lines of his friend was a player being casted and he gave him practice and he was awesome, i proceeded to ask him why he would bash one player and then encourage another just because they were different... then it turned into me and zander having a flashback of when he was playing a phantom game with me and a few of his friends and i rolled someones army. xD it was pretty hilarious actually because it turned from me insulting the guy to me and zander complimenting each other and joking at the pity of the guy, ah i love this site so much <3 heres a link to the page for proof! pwnage | ||
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TheAmazombie
United States3714 Posts
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imallinson
United Kingdom3482 Posts
On April 12 2012 14:40 Jibba wrote: Just a mini-update: The guy I banned from Youtube reregistered, got caught instantly and rebanned, then PMed me saying there must've been a mistake. Over the course of our PMs, this is how his story developed. 1. The whole thing is a mistake, that's not his Youtube account and I must've mistook him for someone else with the same name. -I point out they live in the same town (pop. 2000) 2. That is his Youtube account, but he leaves his computer on all the time and those messages had to have been made by his roommates, brother or girlfriend. 3. He doesn't even know what homophobic remarks I was referring to. -I paste every offensive remark from the account 4. He admits the homophobic remarks towards Day9 are him, because he hates that guy, but the rest are other people at his computer It's stuff like this that seems funny at first, but when you realize we share society with them actually becomes disheartening. >.> It's always funny when someone tries a ton of different excuses that make no sense when put together. It's how little kids try to get out of trouble, which makes me worry about the population of the internet. | ||
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corumjhaelen
France6884 Posts
Funny closed thread by Jibba, just next time go for The Smiths ok ? | ||
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PassiveAce
United States18076 Posts
On April 12 2012 15:03 Kiett wrote: The day I registered... was apparently right after the earthquake in Japan. Lots and lots of ignorance, galore! + Show Spoiler + bananbuske was just banned by SoMuchBetter. That account was created on 2011-02-05 19:39:09 and had 1 posts. Reason: On March 13 2011 21:34 bananbuske wrote: OMFG! This Is gods way to punish the japanize for pearl harbor! And this is my way of punishing you for being a racist piece of shit. Fuck off. elmizzt was just temp banned for 2 days by Manifesto7. That account was created on 2010-02-22 04:09:51 and had 746 posts. Reason: On March 14 2011 08:43 elmizzt wrote: Hide nested quote - On March 14 2011 08:41 LightningStrike wrote: The Japan Earthquake Thread been getting many people banned like crazy = i mean i didn't think alot people would be banned just posting in that thread Really? The first thing I thought when I heard about the earthquake was: "Oh boy, can't wait to see the TL thread for it, bans incoming." The first thing I thought of was "I hope those people are ok." iPood was just temp banned for 1 week by Manifesto7. That account was created on 2011-01-16 02:48:18 and had 87 posts. Reason: "it was 8.9 not 9 lol." ignorance is bannable. This one made me laugh too though: + Show Spoiler + Almtom was just temp banned for 1 week by Manifesto7. That account was created on 2009-05-02 22:57:30 and had 63 posts. Reason: Thread: "Idra haters club" Not acceptable. Was that the one where someone got banned for saying something like, "I hope Stork isnt affected by this", and the ban reason was just a map of east asia? maybe that was fukushima | ||
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JingleHell
United States11308 Posts
On April 12 2012 22:50 PassiveAce wrote: Was that the one where someone got banned for saying something like, "I hope Stork isnt affected by this", and the ban reason was just a map of east asia? maybe that was fukushima I think the best Japan earthquake related ban... http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=206350¤tpage=2#27 Belial88 was just temp banned for 1 week by mahnini. That account was created on 2010-11-07 17:13:15 and had 435 posts. Reason: On March 31 2011 02:43 Belial88 wrote: ^ he hasn't made any comments indicating he could appreciate it, and given this is a SC2 forum, in the tech support section of that very forum, I'm makin a completely out the ass guess this is for Starcraft 2, in which case going over 4GB is goofy. dont make me hold up a bunch of sad pictures of japan and tell you to donate now. too late + Show Spoiler + please don't use the japanese tragedy to make a point about $30 of ram | ||
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TheToast
United States4808 Posts
Perfecto was just temp banned for 2 days by zatic. That account was created on 2011-06-30 12:23:13 and had 148 posts. Reason: You were warned yesterday about your one-liners and emoticon spam. You posting history since:  Oh I see. Seeker missiles can hit air right? are they effective against slow BLds? I'm not terran so this might come out as a really noob question.   The topic was T v P Not true. I also like this:  My opinion on this:    | ||
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mordek
United States12705 Posts
Chill Canada. July 03 2010 09:09. Posts 24352 PM This reminds me of when someone posted that they decided to man up and ask a girl out and it worked. I was so happy. Then it was fucking tdot. Fuck my life. | ||
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koreasilver
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Jibba
United States22883 Posts
On April 12 2012 22:43 corumjhaelen wrote: http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=328563¤tpage=2#32 Funny closed thread by Jibba, just next time go for The Smiths ok ? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8FnvUngF-pE The song I posted is much better. | ||
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Pillage
United States804 Posts
First time I've laughed today, sorry chill. | ||
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TheToast
United States4808 Posts
I have to admit this guy has cleaned up his posting a bit. Recently he's averaging almost 2 whole lines per post. Keep going buddy, I bet you can hit that magic 20 words per post mark by the end of 2012!!!!  | ||
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JingleHell
United States11308 Posts
On April 13 2012 05:59 TheToast wrote: Just noticed Abort Retry Fail was temped: http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=326249¤tpage=374#7466 I have to admit this guy has cleaned up his posting a bit. Recently he's averaging almost 2 whole lines per post. Keep going buddy, I bet you can hit that magic 20 words per post mark by the end of 2012!!!! Fitting, since it's the end of the world as we know it... | ||
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N3rV[Green]
United States1935 Posts
On August 27 2009 04:40 Grobyc wrote: Was gone for a little bit so here's another update: I lol'd at the banning in the face anyway hahahaha Lesson learned: Don't mess with Rekrul or Mani. lol that whole thread was hilarious. You crack me up CoW xD | ||
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CrazedNight
United States65 Posts
<3 Kennigit bans. Also, what's with all the PBUs showing up recently? What was the origional account, I can't find it Are they PBUs of R!!? Because thats the most recently perm'd guy. PBUs start here if anyone is wondeirng http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=32696¤tpage=1213#24248 | ||
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imallinson
United Kingdom3482 Posts
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewpost.php?post_id=9125005 People claiming to be masters is funny. http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewpost.php?post_id=9123952 http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewpost.php?post_id=9123927 Evidently it was a bad day for punctuation. I also noticed there were a ton of bans that day then realised it was probably because of this IdrA was just temp banned for 2 days by Chill. That account was created on 2004-07-31 20:59:50 and had 11027 posts. Reason: I won't stand for you calling your competitor a waste of life. I picked a fun day to actually join TL. | ||
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Cokefreak
Finland8095 Posts
On April 13 2012 07:40 imallinson wrote: Funny bans from the day I joined: http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewpost.php?post_id=9125005 People claiming to be masters is funny. http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewpost.php?post_id=9123952 http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewpost.php?post_id=9123927 Evidently it was a bad day for punctuation. I also noticed there were a ton of bans that day then realised it was probably because of this I picked a fun day to actually join TL. I joined during MLG Columbus. That LR thread was hell. | ||
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