EPT"X-Person was Banned by Y-Mod
Reason: Your posting sucks. This ban was brought to you by Z-Company. We makes Stuff and it's good!"
Cause at least I do spend quite some time reading the ban list, and it would be good advertisement :D
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Deyster
Jordan579 Posts
"X-Person was Banned by Y-Mod Reason: Your posting sucks. This ban was brought to you by Z-Company. We makes Stuff and it's good!" Cause at least I do spend quite some time reading the ban list, and it would be good advertisement :D | ||
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JoeSchmoe
Canada2058 Posts
On March 06 2011 13:25 MechaCthulhu wrote: All the bans in the KellyMilkies fan club thread are hilarious. I can't believe how hard it is for some people to control themselves. The best one is by far has got to be http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=197929¤tpage=15#286 The poster looked up the laws of a foreign country and a foreign continent/union of countries, but couldn't look up the rules of the website he was posting on. This guy is simply amazing. First he bellows the martyr's cry before proceeding to absolutely rip kelly apart with insults and random crap. When he's finally done, he starts having 2nd thoughts and realizes he in fact doesn't want to get slapped with the ban stick so proceeds to spam a bunch of shit on human rights (he actually googled this stuff up!) in an attempt to make mods feel bad about banning him. Absolutely hilarious. | ||
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Wargizmo
Australia1237 Posts
On March 06 2011 13:25 MechaCthulhu wrote: All the bans in the KellyMilkies fan club thread are hilarious. I can't believe how hard it is for some people to control themselves. The best one is by far has got to be http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=197929¤tpage=15#286 The poster looked up the laws of a foreign country and a foreign continent/union of countries, but couldn't look up the rules of the website he was posting on. That had troll post written all over it. I'm surprised the ban was only a week, it's like the guy was trying to see how many forum rules he could break in the one post. | ||
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LightningStrike
United States14277 Posts
And mods that are reading this i sorry about my spelling and english=( it not very good on computer typing(I type to fast to check for spelling somtimes) what should i do to repay you guys? (Cries rentlessly throught the night) | ||
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Zaphid
Czech Republic1860 Posts
On March 06 2011 16:13 LightningStrike wrote: Darn i just been warned about inproper english and most of it mainly some of the words i tried to spell i spell wrong(Don't got a spell checker on me) I might be the next victem =\ And mods that are reading this i sorry about my spelling and english=( it not very good on computer typing(I typo to fast to check for spelling somtimes) what should i do to repay you guys? (Cries rentlessly throught the night) I think you sacrificing your firstborn to the church of ESPORTS should be enough. That or type slower and read what you actually write before posting. | ||
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nttea
Sweden4353 Posts
On March 06 2011 16:13 LightningStrike wrote: Darn i just been warned about inproper english and most of it mainly some of the words i tried to spell i spell wrong(Don't got a spell checker on me) I might be the next victem =\ And mods that are reading this i sorry about my spelling and english=( it not very good on computer typing(I typo to fast to check for spelling somtimes) what should i do to repay you guys? (Cries rentlessly throught the night) U're not being funny. | ||
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tomatriedes
New Zealand5356 Posts
On March 06 2011 13:25 MechaCthulhu wrote: All the bans in the KellyMilkies fan club thread are hilarious. I can't believe how hard it is for some people to control themselves. The best one is by far has got to be http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=197929¤tpage=15#286 The poster looked up the laws of a foreign country and a foreign continent/union of countries, but couldn't look up the rules of the website he was posting on. That thread is an excellent venus troll trap.  | ||
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Telcontar
United Kingdom16710 Posts
On March 06 2011 18:42 tomatriedes wrote: That thread is an excellent venus troll trap. Actually, it's more like the troll pitcher plant. Mods don't need to do any work. The trolls just sort of fall in by themselves. | ||
micronesia
United States24761 Posts
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LightningStrike
United States14277 Posts
I wasn't being funny i was being serious it may look like i was trying to be funny but i wasn't | ||
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RaGe
Belgium9950 Posts
On March 06 2011 22:41 LightningStrike wrote: I wasn't being funny i was being serious it may look like i was trying to be funny but i wasn't At the very least use some punctuation. I doubt you honestly can't type any better than that. Is that how you write your exams? Anyway, clean it up, because your current writing is unacceptable. | ||
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LightningStrike
United States14277 Posts
Edit:Wrong spelling on words | ||
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SgtSquiglz
United States668 Posts
Chocolate was just temp banned for 2 days by Puosu. That account was created on 2010-12-27 02:11:11 and had 20 posts. Reason: You create a thread to ask for opinions and when people disagree with you you post this. Seriously? Thank you Puosu, I was waiting on this ban! That guy definitely deserved it, we were only talking about what he started in his OP. | ||
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ondik
Czech Republic2908 Posts
On March 07 2011 00:48 LightningStrike wrote: Okay i sorry i will fixed as soon as i can Edit:Wrong spelling on words lol..really? | ||
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Archas
United States6531 Posts
On March 07 2011 03:33 TL.net Bot wrote: ceciljacobs was just temp banned for 2 days by Kennigit. That account was created on 2010-10-11 04:13:13 and had 33 posts. Reason: being an all caps dick hole. You know, I love it when the mods and admins get really poetic and creative with ban reasons, but there's something refreshing about a simple, direct "Fuck you" to out-of-line posters. Props to Canadian hero Kennigit. | ||
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semantics
10040 Posts
spelling is hard! :D i just go around with the rule that you shouldn't expect anyone to read what you say if you just jumble in words when you post. | ||
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Aquafresh
United States824 Posts
On March 07 2011 10:37 t3tsubo wrote: the temptation to necro that thread is SO GREAT O_O! A wild one post user has appeared! http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=9762 He uses bump! On March 07 2011 11:00 sick.Necromancer wrote: Yes I would like to be a Mod and feel I could perform my duty. I think I would do well moderating the SC2 single player subforum. It's not very effective... On March 07 2011 11:01 TL.net Bot wrote: sick.Necromancer was just banned by Manifesto7. That account was created on 2011-03-07 10:49:57 and had 1 posts. Reason: hilarious. -_- On March 07 2011 11:01 TL.net Bot wrote: t3tsubo was just temp banned for 2 days by Manifesto7. That account was created on 2009-04-02 11:38:00 and had 507 posts. Reason: Don't make throw away accounts for throw away jokes. The best part is that he spent 23+ minutes toying with the idea of bumping that old thread, even posting about how funny it would be in the original thread it was linked in. He finally musters the courage to make a new account to bump the thread, rather than eating the inevitable temp ban on his main account like a real man, only to have Mani snap both necks within one minute. | ||
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Archas
United States6531 Posts
On March 07 2011 11:14 Aquafresh wrote: This was a pretty funny turn of events. + Show Spoiler + On March 07 2011 10:37 t3tsubo wrote: the temptation to necro that thread is SO GREAT O_O! A wild one post user has appeared! http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=9762 He uses bump! On March 07 2011 11:00 sick.Necromancer wrote: Yes I would like to be a Mod and feel I could perform my duty. I think I would do well moderating the SC2 single player subforum. It's not very effective... On March 07 2011 11:01 TL.net Bot wrote: sick.Necromancer was just banned by Manifesto7. That account was created on 2011-03-07 10:49:57 and had 1 posts. Reason: hilarious. -_- On March 07 2011 11:01 TL.net Bot wrote: t3tsubo was just temp banned for 2 days by Manifesto7. That account was created on 2009-04-02 11:38:00 and had 507 posts. Reason: Don't make throw away accounts for throw away jokes. The best part is that he spent 23+ minutes toying with the idea of bumping that old thread, even posting about how funny it would be in the original thread it was linked in. He finally musters the courage to make a new account to bump the thread, rather than eating the inevitable temp ban on his main account like a real man, only to have Mani snap both necks within one minute. I can't believe he actually followed through with it. And he didn't even say anything funny with his smurf, either. A pretty shitty bump, all things considered. | ||
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Ichabod
United States1659 Posts
On December 20 2003 08:28 Klogon wrote: Yes, no banning powers is an extrmely good idea. I was afraid of some guy going on a banning raid for bad reasons. Whew. How astoundingly ironic and appropriate for that thread, which spawned manifesto7's juggernaut-like slaughter of terrible posters around the world. | ||
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Lorken
New Zealand804 Posts
On March 07 2011 11:19 Aeres wrote: I can't believe he actually followed through with it. And he didn't even say anything funny with his smurf, either. A pretty shitty bump, all things considered. Lol, the faggot got my hopes up for a bit till I saw the date, then thought "WTF is the reason for this bump?" This guy cracks me up though: Chocolate was just temp banned for 2 days by Puosu. That account was created on 2010-12-27 02:11:11 and had 20 posts. Reason: On March 06 2011 15:17 Chocolate wrote: Someone please close this thread. The collective IQ is less than 100. You create a thread to ask for opinions and when people disagree with you you post this. Seriously? He doesn't realize "collective IQ" means his is included in the <100 User was temp banned for this post. | ||
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