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On January 02 2011 00:33 2Pacalypse- wrote:Show nested quote +On January 01 2011 16:01 bkrow wrote:On January 01 2011 05:45 MOOG wrote:
tits was just banned by micronesia.
titties was just banned by Puosu.
boobs was just banned by Puosu.
since this guy can't post until he finds a name that he likes, I'll just ask for him- what would be an acceptable name that both he and the mods can agree on? hooters? honkers? + Show Spoiler +tits was just banned by micronesia.
That account was created on 2011-01-01 03:47:46 and had 1 posts.
Reason: Even beterer than this
TL.net Bot TL.net. January 01 2011 05:05. Posts 22 PM Profile Quote #
titties was just banned by Puosu.
That account was created on 2011-01-01 05:04:36 and had 0 posts.
Reason: Still an unacceptable name.
TL.net Bot TL.net. January 01 2011 05:16. Posts 22 PM Profile Quote #
boobs was just banned by Puosu.
That account was created on 2011-01-01 05:16:13 and had 0 posts.
Reason: no
I read this and couldn't stop laughing - is this guy serious? Every guy takes boobs seriously.
I am rofling right now.
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When ever I'm having a bad day, or in this case a brutal hangover. Schadenfreude comes into play when reading the Automated Ban List, thankfully I don't post enough to warrant anything :p
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On January 01 2011 05:48 Aeres wrote:Show nested quote +On January 01 2011 05:45 MOOG wrote:
tits was just banned by micronesia.
titties was just banned by Puosu.
boobs was just banned by Puosu.
since this guy can't post until he finds a name that he likes, I'll just ask for him- what would be an acceptable name that both he and the mods can agree on? hooters? honkers? Funbags is a nice, whimsical name. The innuendo is still present, but not nearly as blatant as with the first three names, and it can easily be passed off as just another weird, but comical, username.
Hi guys 
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Is that you, mr. Licmyobelisk? And is your name supposed to be an innuendo?
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On January 03 2011 09:25 Gummy wrote:
Is that you, mr. Licmyobelisk? And is your name supposed to be an innuendo?
A good way to test this is to go up to someone and ask them to lick your obelisk. I think you'll have a pretty good idea on whether its and innuendo or not after that.
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On January 03 2011 10:30 Aquafresh wrote:Show nested quote +On January 03 2011 09:25 Gummy wrote:
Is that you, mr. Licmyobelisk? And is your name supposed to be an innuendo? A good way to test this is to go up to someone and ask them to lick your obelisk. I think you'll have a pretty good idea on whether its and innuendo or not after that.
Exactly.
If they look at your like you're crazy it's obviously not an innuendo.
If they get on their knees and start pulling down your pants then its pretty likely that it is.
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CoMaS was just banned by Jibba.
That account was created on 2010-12-29 18:06:22 and had 39 posts.
Reason: In the words of Puff Daddy:
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You can't run, you can't hide
No surprise, close your eyes
Come with me"
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These same immortal lips graced the world with:
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I spit lines, hit rhymes
Keep dimes sweating
Giving them the juice that they're not gettin'
A bona fide playa, now who got the flavor
A non stop, rhythm rock, poetry sayer
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I want you to take the time to respect and understand the lessons given by such a fine poetry sayer. You were banned. If you try to immediately make a new account, I will find you again, only the next time I will not be so kind. In fact, I will take a page out of Puff's book and "caress your frame, get them worries off your brain, girl"
What the balls?
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On January 03 2011 23:56 The KY wrote:Show nested quote +CoMaS was just banned by Jibba.
That account was created on 2010-12-29 18:06:22 and had 39 posts.
Reason: In the words of Puff Daddy:
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You can't run, you can't hide
No surprise, close your eyes
Come with me"
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These same immortal lips graced the world with:
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I spit lines, hit rhymes
Keep dimes sweating
Giving them the juice that they're not gettin'
A bona fide playa, now who got the flavor
A non stop, rhythm rock, poetry sayer
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I want you to take the time to respect and understand the lessons given by such a fine poetry sayer. You were banned. If you try to immediately make a new account, I will find you again, only the next time I will not be so kind. In fact, I will take a page out of Puff's book and "caress your frame, get them worries off your brain, girl"
What the balls?
It's clearly Jibba putting on his best Chill impression. 8/10 for his effort, though.
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wowsukz was just temp banned for 2 days by Hot_Bid.
That account was created on 2010-12-28 22:42:20 and had 17 posts.
Reason: Not funny to joke about someone's pet dying.
Thank you.
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United States22883 Posts
On January 04 2011 03:17 Kibibit wrote:Show nested quote +On January 03 2011 23:56 The KY wrote:CoMaS was just banned by Jibba.
That account was created on 2010-12-29 18:06:22 and had 39 posts.
Reason: In the words of Puff Daddy:
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You can't run, you can't hide
No surprise, close your eyes
Come with me"
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These same immortal lips graced the world with:
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I spit lines, hit rhymes
Keep dimes sweating
Giving them the juice that they're not gettin'
A bona fide playa, now who got the flavor
A non stop, rhythm rock, poetry sayer
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I want you to take the time to respect and understand the lessons given by such a fine poetry sayer. You were banned. If you try to immediately make a new account, I will find you again, only the next time I will not be so kind. In fact, I will take a page out of Puff's book and "caress your frame, get them worries off your brain, girl"
What the balls? It's clearly Jibba putting on his best Chill impression. 8/10 for his effort, though.
I'm not sure what Chill has to do with the Voice of Generation X and the greatest rapper and poetry sayer of all time.
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Dear administrators and moderators I humbly ask as to why my "IRL Bm Stories" thread was closed. Thank you and with much respect I await your answer.
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United States22883 Posts
Because it was tasteless and full of irl douche bags, which are worse than online douche bags.
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Thanks for the clarification Jibster
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Osaka27156 Posts
Because everyone in that thread was embarrassing themselves by publicly admitting to their worst moments. It was a disgusting read.
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SpoR was just temp banned for 2 days by {88}iNcontroL.
That account was created on 2010-11-28 12:55:32 and had 114 posts.
Reason: New ID, still a bad poster. YOU KNOW this thread was bad/offensive/breaking TL rules (yt thread) and yet you still post it? Charlie, what the hell man? The ban on the other account wasn't for fun or something... it was supposed to be the ultimate reminder you NEED to shape up. Come on dude, you aren't even trying.
Did not know that Charlie had already made a new account
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Australia8532 Posts
On January 03 2011 23:56 The KY wrote:Show nested quote +CoMaS was just banned by Jibba.
That account was created on 2010-12-29 18:06:22 and had 39 posts.
Reason: In the words of Puff Daddy:
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You can't run, you can't hide
No surprise, close your eyes
Come with me"
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These same immortal lips graced the world with:
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I spit lines, hit rhymes
Keep dimes sweating
Giving them the juice that they're not gettin'
A bona fide playa, now who got the flavor
A non stop, rhythm rock, poetry sayer
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I want you to take the time to respect and understand the lessons given by such a fine poetry sayer. You were banned. If you try to immediately make a new account, I will find you again, only the next time I will not be so kind. In fact, I will take a page out of Puff's book and "caress your frame, get them worries off your brain, girl"
What the balls?
Lol i just read that and was a little bit confused and thoroughly entertained i love the effort put into ban reasons 
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On January 04 2011 19:11 SmoKim wrote:Show nested quote +SpoR was just temp banned for 2 days by {88}iNcontroL.
That account was created on 2010-11-28 12:55:32 and had 114 posts.
Reason: New ID, still a bad poster. YOU KNOW this thread was bad/offensive/breaking TL rules (yt thread) and yet you still post it? Charlie, what the hell man? The ban on the other account wasn't for fun or something... it was supposed to be the ultimate reminder you NEED to shape up. Come on dude, you aren't even trying. Did not know that Charlie had already made a new account
I was expecting it sooner to be honest, would like to see Charlie make his return though. Sometimes he had really good posts, you just had to shovel through so much weird nonsensical stream of consciousness.
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Well if you didn't know CM was back as SpoR, you haven't been keeping up with this thread :D
I was going to say a belated WB CM! but as it turns out it's early.
Happy early return to TL CM!
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On January 05 2011 02:01 Gummy wrote:
Well if you didn't know CM was back as SpoR, you haven't been keeping up with this thread :D
Are you implying that i enjoy reading threads about people being banned :O
i feel insulted my good man! /aristocrat slap
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iTyrant was just banned by Chill.
That account was created on 2011-01-05 02:01:01 and had 1 posts.
Reason: Your life on TL:
1. Write someone stupid and get banned.
2. Reregister, writing something else stupid, while also referencing your original ban-worthy stupid comment.
3. Get banned again.
4. Get your second message edited so your entire effort is in vain, since nobody can read it.
5. Become part of my watchlist, meaning I will always watch you for new accounts, new posts, new PMs, and will always ban you.
6. I never sleep.
ahahaha
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