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On May 03 2012 15:02 TheToast wrote:Show nested quote +On May 03 2012 14:49 Synwave wrote:On May 03 2012 14:03 TheAmazombie wrote:On May 03 2012 13:51 Synwave wrote:On May 03 2012 13:44 TheToast wrote:If this ever happens again, in your reply type "tenebris unam, i sum vocatis vos" three times and Nyovne will arise from the depths of TL to deal with the situation. But do not misuse it, or there could be dire consequences. On May 03 2012 13:27 Synwave wrote: TL.net Bot TL.net. May 03 2012 11:43. Posts 3 PM Profile Quote #
RUS RO DAH!!! was just temp banned for 2 weeks by Harem.
That account was created on 2012-02-16 06:34:34 and had 167 posts.
Reason: I don't expect you to stay on TL much longer if you keep posting how you do Can't wait for this account to be permed. For such a low count poster I instantly recognize the name anywhere it appears simply because of what a waste of space this person is. Wow, that's a bit harsh don't you think? No I don't think so. Go through the guys posting history. The harshness is not the perma-ban suggestion, but the idea that it is a waste of a person. Thank you, when I need my posts and other people's replies to my posts translated for me I will be sure to ask you. In a fun side project, go find some posts of his that aren't a waste of space. See, this is a forum, you are judged by how you post on it. This person might be some charitable bit of awesomeness that helps old ladies across the street and spends all his free time helping the poor. However on this forum I will judge him by how he posts and here is the kicker, how he posts is a complete waste of space. Sorry if that opinion is not to your personal liking. And when you post like this, how do you think we all judge you?
Chill out + Show Spoiler + guys 
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On May 03 2012 15:02 TheToast wrote:Show nested quote +On May 03 2012 14:49 Synwave wrote:On May 03 2012 14:03 TheAmazombie wrote:On May 03 2012 13:51 Synwave wrote:On May 03 2012 13:44 TheToast wrote:If this ever happens again, in your reply type "tenebris unam, i sum vocatis vos" three times and Nyovne will arise from the depths of TL to deal with the situation. But do not misuse it, or there could be dire consequences. On May 03 2012 13:27 Synwave wrote: TL.net Bot TL.net. May 03 2012 11:43. Posts 3 PM Profile Quote #
RUS RO DAH!!! was just temp banned for 2 weeks by Harem.
That account was created on 2012-02-16 06:34:34 and had 167 posts.
Reason: I don't expect you to stay on TL much longer if you keep posting how you do Can't wait for this account to be permed. For such a low count poster I instantly recognize the name anywhere it appears simply because of what a waste of space this person is. Wow, that's a bit harsh don't you think? No I don't think so. Go through the guys posting history. The harshness is not the perma-ban suggestion, but the idea that it is a waste of a person. Thank you, when I need my posts and other people's replies to my posts translated for me I will be sure to ask you. In a fun side project, go find some posts of his that aren't a waste of space. See, this is a forum, you are judged by how you post on it. This person might be some charitable bit of awesomeness that helps old ladies across the street and spends all his free time helping the poor. However on this forum I will judge him by how he posts and here is the kicker, how he posts is a complete waste of space. Sorry if that opinion is not to your personal liking. And when you post like this, how do you think we all judge you?
Thank you, when I need my posts and other people's replies to my posts translated for me I will be sure to ask you.
+ Show Spoiler +jk 
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On May 03 2012 15:09 TheAmazombie wrote:Show nested quote +On May 03 2012 15:02 TheToast wrote:On May 03 2012 14:49 Synwave wrote:On May 03 2012 14:03 TheAmazombie wrote:On May 03 2012 13:51 Synwave wrote:On May 03 2012 13:44 TheToast wrote:If this ever happens again, in your reply type "tenebris unam, i sum vocatis vos" three times and Nyovne will arise from the depths of TL to deal with the situation. But do not misuse it, or there could be dire consequences. On May 03 2012 13:27 Synwave wrote: TL.net Bot TL.net. May 03 2012 11:43. Posts 3 PM Profile Quote #
RUS RO DAH!!! was just temp banned for 2 weeks by Harem.
That account was created on 2012-02-16 06:34:34 and had 167 posts.
Reason: I don't expect you to stay on TL much longer if you keep posting how you do Can't wait for this account to be permed. For such a low count poster I instantly recognize the name anywhere it appears simply because of what a waste of space this person is. Wow, that's a bit harsh don't you think? No I don't think so. Go through the guys posting history. The harshness is not the perma-ban suggestion, but the idea that it is a waste of a person. Thank you, when I need my posts and other people's replies to my posts translated for me I will be sure to ask you. In a fun side project, go find some posts of his that aren't a waste of space. See, this is a forum, you are judged by how you post on it. This person might be some charitable bit of awesomeness that helps old ladies across the street and spends all his free time helping the poor. However on this forum I will judge him by how he posts and here is the kicker, how he posts is a complete waste of space. Sorry if that opinion is not to your personal liking. And when you post like this, how do you think we all judge you? Thank you, when I need my posts and other people's replies to my posts translated for me I will be sure to ask you. + Show Spoiler +jk
Thank you, when I need my posts and other people's posts rephrased in joke form for me I will be sure to ask you. Oh wait I just did it myself. Oh well.
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On May 03 2012 15:20 Mobius_1 wrote:Show nested quote +On May 03 2012 15:09 TheAmazombie wrote:On May 03 2012 15:02 TheToast wrote:On May 03 2012 14:49 Synwave wrote:On May 03 2012 14:03 TheAmazombie wrote:On May 03 2012 13:51 Synwave wrote:On May 03 2012 13:44 TheToast wrote:If this ever happens again, in your reply type "tenebris unam, i sum vocatis vos" three times and Nyovne will arise from the depths of TL to deal with the situation. But do not misuse it, or there could be dire consequences. On May 03 2012 13:27 Synwave wrote: TL.net Bot TL.net. May 03 2012 11:43. Posts 3 PM Profile Quote #
RUS RO DAH!!! was just temp banned for 2 weeks by Harem.
That account was created on 2012-02-16 06:34:34 and had 167 posts.
Reason: I don't expect you to stay on TL much longer if you keep posting how you do Can't wait for this account to be permed. For such a low count poster I instantly recognize the name anywhere it appears simply because of what a waste of space this person is. Wow, that's a bit harsh don't you think? No I don't think so. Go through the guys posting history. The harshness is not the perma-ban suggestion, but the idea that it is a waste of a person. Thank you, when I need my posts and other people's replies to my posts translated for me I will be sure to ask you. In a fun side project, go find some posts of his that aren't a waste of space. See, this is a forum, you are judged by how you post on it. This person might be some charitable bit of awesomeness that helps old ladies across the street and spends all his free time helping the poor. However on this forum I will judge him by how he posts and here is the kicker, how he posts is a complete waste of space. Sorry if that opinion is not to your personal liking. And when you post like this, how do you think we all judge you? Thank you, when I need my posts and other people's replies to my posts translated for me I will be sure to ask you. + Show Spoiler +jk Thank you, when I need my posts and other people's posts rephrased in joke form for me I will be sure to ask you. Oh wait I just did it myself. Oh well.
Damnit! You are a pretentious ass and human waste. I won't tell you if I am joking this time or not. Sorry for trying to be helpful!
+ Show Spoiler +You thought I was going to tell you...didn't you?? Well, not this time. No help from me. + Show Spoiler +Okay...I can't help it. jk
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On May 03 2012 15:23 TheAmazombie wrote:Show nested quote +On May 03 2012 15:20 Mobius_1 wrote:On May 03 2012 15:09 TheAmazombie wrote:On May 03 2012 15:02 TheToast wrote:On May 03 2012 14:49 Synwave wrote:On May 03 2012 14:03 TheAmazombie wrote:On May 03 2012 13:51 Synwave wrote:On May 03 2012 13:44 TheToast wrote:If this ever happens again, in your reply type "tenebris unam, i sum vocatis vos" three times and Nyovne will arise from the depths of TL to deal with the situation. But do not misuse it, or there could be dire consequences. On May 03 2012 13:27 Synwave wrote: TL.net Bot TL.net. May 03 2012 11:43. Posts 3 PM Profile Quote #
RUS RO DAH!!! was just temp banned for 2 weeks by Harem.
That account was created on 2012-02-16 06:34:34 and had 167 posts.
Reason: I don't expect you to stay on TL much longer if you keep posting how you do Can't wait for this account to be permed. For such a low count poster I instantly recognize the name anywhere it appears simply because of what a waste of space this person is. Wow, that's a bit harsh don't you think? No I don't think so. Go through the guys posting history. The harshness is not the perma-ban suggestion, but the idea that it is a waste of a person. Thank you, when I need my posts and other people's replies to my posts translated for me I will be sure to ask you. In a fun side project, go find some posts of his that aren't a waste of space. See, this is a forum, you are judged by how you post on it. This person might be some charitable bit of awesomeness that helps old ladies across the street and spends all his free time helping the poor. However on this forum I will judge him by how he posts and here is the kicker, how he posts is a complete waste of space. Sorry if that opinion is not to your personal liking. And when you post like this, how do you think we all judge you? Thank you, when I need my posts and other people's replies to my posts translated for me I will be sure to ask you. + Show Spoiler +jk Thank you, when I need my posts and other people's posts rephrased in joke form for me I will be sure to ask you. Oh wait I just did it myself. Oh well. Damnit! You are a pretentious ass and human waste. I won't tell you if I am joking this time or not. Sorry for trying to be helpful! + Show Spoiler +You thought I was going to tell you...didn't you?? Well, not this time. No help from me. + Show Spoiler +Okay...I can't help it. jk
Less jk, moar hamster pics.
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Toastie was just banned by EvilTeletubby.
That account was created on 2012-04-14 21:10:41 and had 104 posts.
Reason: Previously banned user. Just as retarded on this account too.
I'm currently imagining an epic tale of brotherly love triumphing over evil or something. Like those NK/SK war bro-love movies, but with Toastie and you-know-who.
OpticalShot could do the script justice, I'm sure.
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On May 03 2012 17:48 Mobius_1 wrote:Show nested quote +Toastie was just banned by EvilTeletubby.
That account was created on 2012-04-14 21:10:41 and had 104 posts.
Reason: Previously banned user. Just as retarded on this account too. I'm currently imagining an epic tale of brotherly love triumphing over evil or something. Like those NK/SK war bro-love movies, but with Toastie and you-know-who. OpticalShot could do the script justice, I'm sure.
For some reason the first thing that I thought of was for it to turn out something like "Turner and Hooch," but with Toastie as Hooch.
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Baltimore, USA22250 Posts
He's a clever one too.
Original Message From Toastie: Previously retarded moderator. Just as retarded as he always was. Show nested quote +Original Message From TL.net Bot:
You have been banned by EvilTeletubby.
Reason: Previously banned user. Just as retarded on this account too.
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How many angry PM's do you get from people you ban per day usually?
And how many of them continue to make accounts to spam PM you?
I imagine reading your PM box as a mod would be hell.
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On May 03 2012 18:07 EvilTeletubby wrote:He's a clever one too. Show nested quote +Original Message From Toastie: Previously retarded moderator. Just as retarded as he always was. Original Message From TL.net Bot:
You have been banned by EvilTeletubby.
Reason: Previously banned user. Just as retarded on this account too.
I always think it is funny when people do something that they shouldn't, then try to blame or attack the mod as if it was their fault.
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On May 03 2012 18:07 EvilTeletubby wrote:He's a clever one too. Show nested quote +Original Message From Toastie: Previously retarded moderator. Just as retarded as he always was. Original Message From TL.net Bot:
You have been banned by EvilTeletubby.
Reason: Previously banned user. Just as retarded on this account too.
Zing! He gotcha there! I especially like that he clarified by saying "just as retarded as he always was", because if he just said "Previously retarded moderator", it wouldn't insinuate any fault in your decision to ban him. This guy knows his stuff, although personally I might of preferred a "your mom"-related selection of insults.
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On May 03 2012 18:35 marttorn wrote:Show nested quote +On May 03 2012 18:07 EvilTeletubby wrote:He's a clever one too. Original Message From Toastie: Previously retarded moderator. Just as retarded as he always was. Original Message From TL.net Bot:
You have been banned by EvilTeletubby.
Reason: Previously banned user. Just as retarded on this account too. Zing! He gotcha there! I especially like that he clarified by saying "just as retarded as he always was", because if he just said "Previously retarded moderator", it wouldn't insinuate any fault in your decision to ban him. This guy knows his stuff, although personally I might of preferred a "your mom"-related selection of insults.
LoL. Yeah, well, he could have expanded on to bust out an "ETT is SO fat that..." joke. That would have been the showstopper.
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On May 03 2012 18:39 TheAmazombie wrote:Show nested quote +On May 03 2012 18:35 marttorn wrote:On May 03 2012 18:07 EvilTeletubby wrote:He's a clever one too. Original Message From Toastie: Previously retarded moderator. Just as retarded as he always was. Original Message From TL.net Bot:
You have been banned by EvilTeletubby.
Reason: Previously banned user. Just as retarded on this account too. Zing! He gotcha there! I especially like that he clarified by saying "just as retarded as he always was", because if he just said "Previously retarded moderator", it wouldn't insinuate any fault in your decision to ban him. This guy knows his stuff, although personally I might of preferred a "your mom"-related selection of insults. LoL. Yeah, well, he could have expanded on to bust out an "ETT is SO fat that..." joke. That would have been the showstopper.
When I get into an argument I prefer to send compliments in broken english just to say not in all capital, bold, underlined, obnoxiously red letters. My logic behind this is that if they are arguing they are probably already not having a good time, so just insulting them probably won't mean much. So if you compliment first you raise their spirits some and really help plateau their spirit just to crush them down further than they were before. It's foolproof really. I'm not sure why doing it in broken english is necessary, but it is. Trust me.
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On May 03 2012 20:44 Anacletus wrote:Show nested quote +On May 03 2012 18:39 TheAmazombie wrote:On May 03 2012 18:35 marttorn wrote:On May 03 2012 18:07 EvilTeletubby wrote:He's a clever one too. Original Message From Toastie: Previously retarded moderator. Just as retarded as he always was. Original Message From TL.net Bot:
You have been banned by EvilTeletubby.
Reason: Previously banned user. Just as retarded on this account too. Zing! He gotcha there! I especially like that he clarified by saying "just as retarded as he always was", because if he just said "Previously retarded moderator", it wouldn't insinuate any fault in your decision to ban him. This guy knows his stuff, although personally I might of preferred a "your mom"-related selection of insults. LoL. Yeah, well, he could have expanded on to bust out an "ETT is SO fat that..." joke. That would have been the showstopper. When I get into an argument I prefer to send compliments in broken english just to say not in all capital, bold, underlined, obnoxiously red letters. My logic behind this is that if they are arguing they are probably already not having a good time, so just insulting them probably won't mean much. So if you compliment first you raise their spirits some and really help plateau their spirit just to crush them down further than they were before. It's foolproof really. I'm not sure why doing it in broken english is necessary, but it is. Trust me.
Interesting post you make. I think you did lot of good thinking on post and result is really funny. I like you, you funny.
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Good call:
SRBNikola was just temp banned for 1 week by p4NDemik.
That account was created on 2011-07-21 19:20:32 and had 110 posts.
Reason: Another mod thought 2 days was appropriate for "blonde little pussy faggot" but I disagree. Life is too short to have people running around just 2 days later after uttering shit like that.
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On May 03 2012 20:52 JOJOsc2news wrote:Show nested quote +On May 03 2012 20:44 Anacletus wrote:On May 03 2012 18:39 TheAmazombie wrote:On May 03 2012 18:35 marttorn wrote:On May 03 2012 18:07 EvilTeletubby wrote:He's a clever one too. Original Message From Toastie: Previously retarded moderator. Just as retarded as he always was. Original Message From TL.net Bot:
You have been banned by EvilTeletubby.
Reason: Previously banned user. Just as retarded on this account too. Zing! He gotcha there! I especially like that he clarified by saying "just as retarded as he always was", because if he just said "Previously retarded moderator", it wouldn't insinuate any fault in your decision to ban him. This guy knows his stuff, although personally I might of preferred a "your mom"-related selection of insults. LoL. Yeah, well, he could have expanded on to bust out an "ETT is SO fat that..." joke. That would have been the showstopper. When I get into an argument I prefer to send compliments in broken english just to say not in all capital, bold, underlined, obnoxiously red letters. My logic behind this is that if they are arguing they are probably already not having a good time, so just insulting them probably won't mean much. So if you compliment first you raise their spirits some and really help plateau their spirit just to crush them down further than they were before. It's foolproof really. I'm not sure why doing it in broken english is necessary, but it is. Trust me. Interesting post you make. I think you did lot of good thinking on post and result is really funny. I like you, you funny.
Hahaha, I was waiting for NOT at the end, although I'm still not sure if you used some intensely dry sarcasm. Either way I liked your post, either it's genuine and b'awww thanks for the compliment! Or it's very dry sarcasm, like cactus roots dry (do cacti have roots?), and it's pretty funny
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Baltimore, USA22250 Posts
On May 03 2012 18:09 Dodgin wrote:
How many angry PM's do you get from people you ban per day usually?
And how many of them continue to make accounts to spam PM you?
I imagine reading your PM box as a mod would be hell.
Probably anywhere from every 1 - 3 bans out of 10, you get PM's like the one I linked above. TBH they're so incredibly boring because it's always the same thing. It's literally been years since I've had a clever BM response to banning someone.
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On May 03 2012 21:05 EvilTeletubby wrote:Show nested quote +On May 03 2012 18:09 Dodgin wrote:
How many angry PM's do you get from people you ban per day usually?
And how many of them continue to make accounts to spam PM you?
I imagine reading your PM box as a mod would be hell. Probably anywhere from every 1 - 3 bans out of 10, you get PM's like the one I linked above. TBH they're so incredibly boring because it's always the same thing. It's literally been years since I've had a clever BM response to banning someone.
May the viruses of a thousand web sites catering to diseased hooker camels find their nesting place in your browser cache!
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On May 03 2012 21:24 JingleHell wrote:Show nested quote +On May 03 2012 21:05 EvilTeletubby wrote:On May 03 2012 18:09 Dodgin wrote:
How many angry PM's do you get from people you ban per day usually?
And how many of them continue to make accounts to spam PM you?
I imagine reading your PM box as a mod would be hell. Probably anywhere from every 1 - 3 bans out of 10, you get PM's like the one I linked above. TBH they're so incredibly boring because it's always the same thing. It's literally been years since I've had a clever BM response to banning someone. May the viruses of a thousand web sites catering to diseased hooker camels find their nesting place in your browser cache!
the problem is that the witty posters don't get banned
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On May 03 2012 21:57 kerpal wrote:Show nested quote +On May 03 2012 21:24 JingleHell wrote:On May 03 2012 21:05 EvilTeletubby wrote:On May 03 2012 18:09 Dodgin wrote:
How many angry PM's do you get from people you ban per day usually?
And how many of them continue to make accounts to spam PM you?
I imagine reading your PM box as a mod would be hell. Probably anywhere from every 1 - 3 bans out of 10, you get PM's like the one I linked above. TBH they're so incredibly boring because it's always the same thing. It's literally been years since I've had a clever BM response to banning someone. May the viruses of a thousand web sites catering to diseased hooker camels find their nesting place in your browser cache! the problem is that the witty posters don't get banned
Sure we do. It's just temporary, and we usually don't go actively attempting to change that.
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