[TLASL] Team Liquid Administrators' Starleague

Seeker

Where dat snitch at?37066 Posts

April 01 2013 00:49 GMT

Do TL admins even play StarCraft? What races do they use? What kind of strategies do they use? How good are they?
NO MORE QUESTIONS! It's time for answers! Join Team Liquid admins as they partake in this tournament and see for yourself, just how devoted to StarCraft our admins truly are!

Graphics by the ever so talented shiroiusagi

Saturday, Apr 06 4:00pm GMT (GMT+00:00)

Team Liquid New York Headquarters

www.twitch.tv/aprilfools

Losers' Punishment:
Every single admin on the losing team will have all their administrative privileges and power on TL stripped from them for a total of 48 hours. (So yes, 2 day temp bans are a possibility) They will basically become a regular everyday non-special TL user just like 90% of the people on this site. They will balance whine like never before in Live Report threads. They will create girl blogs and hope that people don't expose their vulnerability. They will get into political discussions and possibly get banned for being stubborn and abrasive. They'll create a one - three line opening post in the SC2 strategy section and quite posibly get warned or banned for not following guidelines. For two whole days, they will no longer be immune to Team Liquid moderation. GET YOUR REPORT BUTTONS READY PEOPLE!

Torte de Lini

Germany38463 Posts

April 01 2013 00:52 GMT

Terran's are goin' to have a rough time.

edit: also no Xel'Naga Caverns!

What's the format like?

Gamegene

United States8308 Posts

April 01 2013 00:56 GMT

Bunch of old men and green boys wacking each other with canes and rocks. :<

Ragnarork

France9034 Posts

April 01 2013 01:04 GMT

Awwww yisse !

Or..... mmmmmmmmmmh....

Muffinman53

571 Posts

April 01 2013 01:12 GMT

This should be entertaining, to say the least.
Especially if there is good commentary :D

BisuDagger

Bisutopia19320 Posts

April 01 2013 01:14 GMT

How is this even a competition when R1CH will hack everyone and make their workers kill each other?

sur_reaL

Canada278 Posts

April 01 2013 01:17 GMT

hehehe...desert oasis and steppes of war
This should be interesting...

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A little bit cautious of the announcement date though

SgtCoDFish

United Kingdom1520 Posts

April 01 2013 01:23 GMT

I want so badly for this to not be an april fool's joke... please let it be real

Noocta

France12578 Posts

April 01 2013 01:23 GMT

Not buying it.
Waiting until tomorow

Master of DalK

Canada1803 Posts

April 01 2013 01:25 GMT

#10

lol oh shit Steppes of War! This is going to be so fucking hilarious if its real. GOGO

Shellshock

United States97276 Posts

April 01 2013 01:27 GMT

#11

This will be worse than the MSL joke if this isnt real

skyflyfish

Canada499 Posts

April 01 2013 01:29 GMT

#12

April 01

JBright

Vancouver14381 Posts

April 01 2013 01:38 GMT

#13

Not buying it unless it goes in Community News at least.

Fishriot

United States621 Posts

April 01 2013 01:42 GMT

#14

Don't you go breaking my heart with this being an April fools joke :/

fabiano

Brazil4644 Posts

April 01 2013 01:45 GMT

#15

Fuck it seriously.... jeez fucking April 1st...

Its like the 4th thread I fell for it when reading the title in the side bar......

Harem

United States11393 Posts

April 01 2013 01:53 GMT

#16

you could at least have gotten races right for people

Megapenthes

United Kingdom202 Posts

April 01 2013 01:59 GMT

#17

This is gonna be wicked, but if there's WoL and HotS why isn't there vanilla SC?

Edit - I'll be really sad if it's April's fools, but it does seem suspect...

Blargh

United States2103 Posts

April 01 2013 02:03 GMT

#18

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
I sure hope we get our liquibet points regardless of who we voted, since it isn't real ^_^

BLinD-RawR

ALLEYCAT BLUES50749 Posts

April 01 2013 02:04 GMT

#19

On April 01 2013 10:59 Megapenthes wrote:
This is gonna be wicked, but if there's WoL and HotS why isn't there vanilla SC?

vanilla SC is broken as hell, choose zerg, make mutas, proceed to win.

Trasko

Sweden983 Posts

April 01 2013 02:09 GMT

#20

I want this live streamed.

Gamegene

United States8308 Posts

April 01 2013 02:11 GMT

#21

the punishment section is kind of try hard o:

AgentW

United States7725 Posts

April 01 2013 02:13 GMT

#22

On April 01 2013 10:53 Harem wrote:
you could at least have gotten races right for people

Yeah, taking cannons out of Hot_Bid's arsenal must be crippling.

EDIT: I compliment the use of Liquibets.

figq

12519 Posts

April 01 2013 02:20 GMT

#23

I don't buy it. April Fools'! But really great effort on this announcement, even putting it in Liquibet for the full deception.

also, go Team A !

eviltomahawk

United States11135 Posts

April 01 2013 02:21 GMT

#24

Team A is the A Team. Team B sure is a B-team.

Zebrapudding

United States66 Posts

April 01 2013 02:25 GMT

#25

whats the format?

Meadowlark

United States349 Posts

April 01 2013 02:27 GMT

#26

If you're gonna put this much effort into a troll, would it really be that much harder to make this actually happen?

MooMooMugi

United States10531 Posts

April 01 2013 02:36 GMT

#27

I'm rooting for Team A only because it has Hot_Bid on it, GOGO CANNON RUSH EVERY MAP

Hyde

Australia14568 Posts

April 01 2013 02:43 GMT

#28

On April 01 2013 10:53 Harem wrote:
you could at least have gotten races right for people

Jaaaaasper

United States10225 Posts

April 01 2013 02:44 GMT

#29

team has hot_bid and naz, ez liquibet

nooboon

2602 Posts

April 01 2013 02:44 GMT

#30

This is an elaborate April Fools day joke, but a really good idea. Only thing it is missing is a round in DOTA2.

mrRoflpwn

United States2618 Posts

April 01 2013 02:46 GMT

#31

I really hope this isnt a april fools joke... This would be so awesome!

NovemberstOrm

Canada16217 Posts

April 01 2013 03:04 GMT

#32

Please no april fools joke ><

ReignSupreme.

Australia4123 Posts

April 01 2013 03:16 GMT

#33

I would seriously watch this (Go Team A!) if not April Fools.

Torenhire

United States11681 Posts

April 01 2013 03:44 GMT

#34

This might be a better not-joke than an april fool joke

I say do it anyways!

edit: besides, this has to be fake, you listed sonuvbob on there, we all know he's living off the land in the amazon or something

Misacampo

167 Posts

April 01 2013 03:59 GMT

#35

hot bid hwaiting

Ecstatic

United States160 Posts

April 01 2013 04:12 GMT

#36

Hot Bid 2013.

Xivsa

United States1009 Posts

April 01 2013 04:14 GMT

#37

I hope this IS an April Fool's joke. And I wish it didn't qualify as a Liquibet item.

Xpace

United States2209 Posts

April 01 2013 04:25 GMT

#38

This can't be an April Fool's joke. It would be too evil for their reputation.

Team A is going to destroy

StarStruck

25339 Posts

April 01 2013 04:27 GMT

#39

Why the heck would Nazgul be playing? He's almost an instant fav in every match-up based on those teams. Also why no Kwark, Eri, Mani, etc.? Go balls deep man.

echO [W]

United States1495 Posts

April 01 2013 05:16 GMT

#40

If this isn't April fools, how is this fair for Team B, Nazgul was a pro, and probably still has way more than enough to bring on the beats.

flamewheel

FREEAGLELAND26782 Posts

April 01 2013 06:34 GMT

#41

Lololol

TheEmulator

28100 Posts

April 01 2013 07:24 GMT

#42

Unfortunately, I actually fell for this for like 5 minutes. Completely forgot it was still April Fools halfway through the day.

[2013-03-31 7:50:44 PM] Brendan "TheEmulator" : lol, this TL admin starleague
[2013-03-31 7:50:53 PM] Brendan "TheEmulator" : should be hilarious
[2013-03-31 7:50:58 PM] Brendan "TheEmulator" : fuck
[2013-03-31 7:51:03 PM] Brendan "TheEmulator" : april fools
[2013-03-31 7:51:04 PM] Brendan "TheEmulator" : nvm
[2013-03-31 7:51:18 PM] Brendan "TheEmulator" : I fall for everything, so naive
[2013-03-31 7:51:21 PM] Matt "Heyoka" : ;-]
[2013-03-31 7:51:30 PM] Matt "Heyoka" : my team is gonna win that, we have wax
[2013-03-31 7:51:32 PM] Matt "Heyoka" : unbeatable

Ratch!

Peru258 Posts

April 01 2013 07:28 GMT

#43

I liked that u added this match in the Liquibets :D

KristofferAG

Norway25712 Posts

April 01 2013 08:38 GMT

#44

This is absolutely amazing.

Good job laddie! Make it a bit more believable next time maybe? :>

kollin

United Kingdom8380 Posts

April 01 2013 11:26 GMT

#45

On April 01 2013 16:24 TheEmulator wrote:
Unfortunately, I actually fell for this for like 5 minutes. Completely forgot it was still April Fools halfway through the day.

[2013-03-31 7:50:44 PM] Brendan "TheEmulator" : lol, this TL admin starleague
[2013-03-31 7:50:53 PM] Brendan "TheEmulator" : should be hilarious
[2013-03-31 7:50:58 PM] Brendan "TheEmulator" : fuck
[2013-03-31 7:51:03 PM] Brendan "TheEmulator" : april fools
[2013-03-31 7:51:04 PM] Brendan "TheEmulator" : nvm
[2013-03-31 7:51:18 PM] Brendan "TheEmulator" : I fall for everything, so naive
[2013-03-31 7:51:21 PM] Matt "Heyoka" : ;-]
[2013-03-31 7:51:30 PM] Matt "Heyoka" : my team is gonna win that, we have wax
[2013-03-31 7:51:32 PM] Matt "Heyoka" : unbeatable

I thought someone had mocked this on Skype, but the seriousness of the first posts made me doubt myself

poogpoogs

11 Posts

April 01 2013 11:33 GMT

#46

I really hope that this isn't april fools.

SoniC_eu

Denmark1008 Posts

April 01 2013 12:00 GMT

#47

Oh shit, can we have a live stream of this with skype running? :D

MrJoKer

France232 Posts

April 01 2013 13:16 GMT

#48

I will watch it.

disciple

9071 Posts

April 01 2013 13:45 GMT

#49

my wrist hurts too much these days

riptide

5673 Posts

April 01 2013 14:28 GMT

#50

Team B got this ez

Underkoffer

Netherlands53 Posts

April 01 2013 14:47 GMT

#51

It should happen.

Tobblish

Sweden6404 Posts

April 01 2013 15:12 GMT

#52

I really hope that this actually is happening.
Making fake threads that promise some quite awesome stuff is just stupid.

Fun tournaments like this where you pitch the admins of X site against each others is great fun to watch.

fusefuse

Estonia4644 Posts

April 01 2013 15:21 GMT

#53

team A gon take it
ezpz

TheEmulator

28100 Posts

April 01 2013 16:01 GMT

#54

The point I knew this was fake was when I read it was in New York. And my first thought was how is riptide going to fly to NY from Sri Lanka for this little event? And I realized, I'm so naive.

riptide

5673 Posts

April 01 2013 16:02 GMT

#55

progamers fly for free, duh

Kommatiazo

United States579 Posts

April 01 2013 16:14 GMT

#56

I already bet on Team A in Liquibets. Therefore I will not give up hope that this is real. We have to believe guys.

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Sn0_Man

Tebellong44238 Posts

April 01 2013 17:39 GMT

#57

This would be so great. All the best ideas happen as april fools jokes (See: TF2 Jarate).

It wouldn't have to be a LAN event

BisuDagger

Bisutopia19320 Posts

April 01 2013 18:22 GMT

#58

On April 02 2013 01:02 riptide wrote:
progamers fly for free, duh

Only if you can fit inside your luggage.

black_ICE

United States59 Posts

April 01 2013 22:08 GMT

#59

I would have watched this. 4v4 on BGH would have been awesome.

black_ICE

United States59 Posts

April 01 2013 22:14 GMT

#60

On April 02 2013 00:12 Tobblish wrote:

Fun tournaments like this where you pitch the admins of X site against each others is great fun to watch.

Chill. Classic.

lichter

1001 YEARS KESPAJAIL22272 Posts

April 02 2013 02:00 GMT

#61

Team A all the way baby, no one can resist that sexy Hot Bid

isaachukfan

Canada785 Posts

April 02 2013 02:36 GMT

#62

If this is an April Fools Joke, I will do something so awful to this site I will be banned for 90 days......I don't want that, so please let this be true!!!!!!

Edit: Ok maybe not, I;m laughing my head of now, thank you Seeker for this entertainment, but please do it anyways!

StarStruck

25339 Posts

April 02 2013 02:41 GMT

#63

On April 02 2013 07:14 black_ICE wrote:

Show nested quote +

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovNX5tLkVzY&list=PL6A6DAD507ED936FC&index=1

Chill. Classic.

We should do team reddit versus team liquid. That would probably be more fun xD

Seeker

Where dat snitch at?37066 Posts

April 02 2013 03:34 GMT

#64

www.twitch.tv/aprilfools

BisuDagger

Bisutopia19320 Posts

April 02 2013 13:24 GMT

#65

On April 02 2013 12:34 Seeker wrote:

www.twitch.tv/aprilfools

This stream is epic. I didn't think there would actually be games streaming!

BurningSera

Ireland19621 Posts

April 02 2013 15:02 GMT

#66

wow......this!!! i am so going to watch this LOL

and hell yeah my report button is ready!!!!

edit: just saw the damn date................

april fools thread....allow me OP,

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FU!!!

you hurt my feeling Q_Q you really did...........