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Kojak21
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
Canada1104 Posts
September 30 2011 04:16 GMT
#5961
On September 30 2011 13:12 Versita wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 30 2011 13:11 Adam.Ioba wrote:
"Get it on?" - Like why? I just don't get it..


One day, your parents may, or may not sit you down, probable that it will be on your lonesome and give you a talk that you will find extremely awkward.

I do not feel as if it's my place to explain such things.


My parents never gave me the infamous "talk" and I always felt like I was missing out or something.


mine didnt either! thank god!
¯\_(☺)_/¯
Probulous
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
Australia3894 Posts
September 30 2011 04:19 GMT
#5962
On September 30 2011 13:11 Adam.Ioba wrote:
Show nested quote +
"Get it on?" - Like why? I just don't get it..


One day, your parents may, or may not sit you down, probable that it will be on your lonesome and give you a talk that you will find extremely awkward.

I do not feel as if it's my place to explain such things.


Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I present to you a fine example of "comprehension fail", an all too common occurence.

Just a question mate, do you think your question was weird?
"Dude has some really interesting midgame switches that I wouldn't have expected. "I violated your house" into "HIHO THE DAIRY OH!" really threw me. You don't usually expect children's poetry harass as a follow up " - AmericanUmlaut
Adam.Ioba
Profile Joined September 2011
Australia25 Posts
September 30 2011 04:24 GMT
#5963
Hot_Bid:
Use this thread to ask any sort of general question to any TL staff member.


Probulous:
Just a question mate, do you think your question was weird?


Nope, how can the question be comprehended in any other way in the first place, that's what i'm missing here.
I don't care, cheese works.
Probulous
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
Australia3894 Posts
September 30 2011 04:30 GMT
#5964
On September 30 2011 13:24 Adam.Ioba wrote:
Hot_Bid:
Show nested quote +
Use this thread to ask any sort of general question to any TL staff member.


Probulous:
Show nested quote +
Just a question mate, do you think your question was weird?


Nope, how can the question be comprehended in any other way in the first place, that's what i'm missing here.


Never said you couldn't ask it. It is just a weird question. Why would anyone want to know the sexual habits of TL staff? But hey maybe that is me being boring.

I'm not sure if I should talk for BK but when he writes

On September 30 2011 13:08 bkrow wrote:
I have to admit that is one of the stranger posts i have ever read; i don't even know what to say.. "Get it on?" - Like why? I just don't get it..

Please explain.


I think it pretty clear he asking why would you ask that question? As you have pointed out, you have every right to, but that doesn't make it right.
"Dude has some really interesting midgame switches that I wouldn't have expected. "I violated your house" into "HIHO THE DAIRY OH!" really threw me. You don't usually expect children's poetry harass as a follow up " - AmericanUmlaut
Mr. Wiggles
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Canada5894 Posts
September 30 2011 04:34 GMT
#5965
Hey TL Mods, how do I attract a beautiful lady-friend?
you gotta dance
Adam.Ioba
Profile Joined September 2011
Australia25 Posts
September 30 2011 04:36 GMT
#5966
Never said you couldn't ask it. It is just a weird question. Why would anyone want to know the sexual habits of TL staff?


Because i'm bored and that I can.

think it pretty clear he asking why would you ask that question? As you have pointed out, you have every right to, but that doesn't make it right.


As above, also who are you to decide and pass judgement on what is 'right'?
I don't care, cheese works.
Torte de Lini
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Germany38463 Posts
September 30 2011 04:45 GMT
#5967
Personal questions and general questions are not the same.
The sexual tendencies of people usually are framed as pretty personal, especially when coming from a stranger.

That's my two cents though.
https://twitter.com/#!/TorteDeLini (@TorteDeLini)
Adam.Ioba
Profile Joined September 2011
Australia25 Posts
September 30 2011 04:54 GMT
#5968
Well if it wasn't apparent enough.
I guess you could needlessly state that's the case.

It's only a personal question if you've been sheltered your entire life.

+ Show Spoiler +
I'm not trolling seriously, what are you 13?
I don't care, cheese works.
bkrow
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
Australia8532 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-09-30 05:04:18
September 30 2011 05:03 GMT
#5969
On September 30 2011 13:11 Adam.Ioba wrote:
Show nested quote +
"Get it on?" - Like why? I just don't get it..


One day, your parents may, or may not sit you down, probable that it will be on your lonesome and give you a talk that you will find extremely awkward.

I do not feel as if it's my place to explain such things.

I know what you are referring to but once i got past the 5th grade those jokes stop being funny? So maybe someone else needs a different kind of talk.

I was asking why out of sheer confusion as to how you thought it was necessary/relevant/funny/interesting or any of the above..
In The Rear With The Gear .. *giggle* /////////// cobra-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA!!!!
Adam.Ioba
Profile Joined September 2011
Australia25 Posts
September 30 2011 05:10 GMT
#5970
I know what you are referring to but once i got past the 5th grade those jokes stop being funny? So maybe someone else needs a different kind of talk.


Like what, I don't understand..

I was asking why out of sheer confusion as to how you thought it was necessary/relevant/funny/interesting or any of the above..


Because i'm bored and that I can.


Why didn't you state that at the beginning, would've been much more comprehensible.
I don't care, cheese works.
zatic
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
Zurich15362 Posts
September 30 2011 09:43 GMT
#5971
Here, I'll answer: Yes.

I am still lost about the No Homo though. And the spoilers. And the Chill.
ModeratorI know Teamliquid is known as a massive building
marttorn
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
Norway5211 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-09-30 09:52:12
September 30 2011 09:51 GMT
#5972
On September 30 2011 18:43 zatic wrote:
Here, I'll answer: Yes.

I am still lost about the No Homo though. And the spoilers. And the Chill.


ur one of the studliest men on staff though, I saw in IEM interviews video.

And yeah, YuGiOh is such a boss for just opening new threads every time he streams haha, what a cutie.
memes are a dish best served dank
AmericanUmlaut
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Germany2594 Posts
September 30 2011 09:56 GMT
#5973
This whole conversation reminds me of this Flying Circus bit

+ Show Spoiler +


The frumious Bandersnatch
KwarK
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States43661 Posts
September 30 2011 10:07 GMT
#5974
My take on the question is that it implied with each other. I can answer with regard to myself, not yet, although I'm hearing good things about Nyovne's mother if I get points for that.
ModeratorThe angels have the phone box
Chill
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
Calgary25993 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-09-30 15:53:01
September 30 2011 15:50 GMT
#5975
On September 30 2011 12:27 Adam.Ioba wrote:
(no homo just curious).

+ Show Spoiler +
Do any of the TL admins get it on?


+ Show Spoiler +
Chill?

Get it on with each other or in general? Yes, I have a girlfriend and yes I fuck her. I have never fucked another TL staff member. It's a really stupid question.

Also, regarding your other topic, I never got a talk from my parents. When I was packing for university my dad told me "A lot of things can ruin your life in university, and this will stop most of them" and gave me a pack of condoms. That was my talk.
Moderator
marttorn
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
Norway5211 Posts
September 30 2011 15:59 GMT
#5976
On October 01 2011 00:50 Chill wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 30 2011 12:27 Adam.Ioba wrote:
(no homo just curious).

+ Show Spoiler +
Do any of the TL admins get it on?


+ Show Spoiler +
Chill?

Get it on with each other or in general? Yes, I have a girlfriend and yes I fuck her. I have never fucked another TL staff member. It's a really stupid question.

Also, regarding your other topic, I never got a talk from my parents. When I was packing for university my dad told me "A lot of things can ruin your life in university, and this will stop most of them" and gave me a pack of condoms. That was my talk.


I'm trying to come up with a way to make closing threads/banning a sexual innuendo now, with no success so far

That's a pretty good "talk" though, I was lucky enough to never have had to suffer through it myself.

I saw one poor unfortunate 10 year old girl that actually had to have "the talk" on Oprah of all places T,T suddenly I'm pretty happy with what I got in life
memes are a dish best served dank
Mr. Wiggles
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Canada5894 Posts
September 30 2011 18:52 GMT
#5977
On October 01 2011 00:59 marttorn wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 01 2011 00:50 Chill wrote:
On September 30 2011 12:27 Adam.Ioba wrote:
(no homo just curious).

+ Show Spoiler +
Do any of the TL admins get it on?


+ Show Spoiler +
Chill?

Get it on with each other or in general? Yes, I have a girlfriend and yes I fuck her. I have never fucked another TL staff member. It's a really stupid question.

Also, regarding your other topic, I never got a talk from my parents. When I was packing for university my dad told me "A lot of things can ruin your life in university, and this will stop most of them" and gave me a pack of condoms. That was my talk.


I'm trying to come up with a way to make closing threads/banning a sexual innuendo now, with no success so far

That's a pretty good "talk" though, I was lucky enough to never have had to suffer through it myself.

I saw one poor unfortunate 10 year old girl that actually had to have "the talk" on Oprah of all places T,T suddenly I'm pretty happy with what I got in life

"Do you want to see my big red ban hammer in action?"
"The sight of red text gets mods excited"

Like that?
you gotta dance
Torte de Lini
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Germany38463 Posts
October 01 2011 02:21 GMT
#5978
On October 01 2011 00:50 Chill wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 30 2011 12:27 Adam.Ioba wrote:
(no homo just curious).

+ Show Spoiler +
Do any of the TL admins get it on?


+ Show Spoiler +
Chill?

Get it on with each other or in general? Yes, I have a girlfriend and yes I fuck her. I have never fucked another TL staff member. It's a really stupid question.

Also, regarding your other topic, I never got a talk from my parents. When I was packing for university my dad told me "A lot of things can ruin your life in university, and this will stop most of them" and gave me a pack of condoms. That was my talk.


Consider watching sports and eating sandwiches in the sack.

https://twitter.com/#!/TorteDeLini (@TorteDeLini)
Chill
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
Calgary25993 Posts
October 01 2011 04:33 GMT
#5979
I quote that "flew too close to the sun on wings of _____" line all the time.
Moderator
The_Templar
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
your Country52797 Posts
October 01 2011 14:30 GMT
#5980
Is hotbid a baller?
Moderatorshe/her
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