Templars! Dark Templars! Archons! Gateways! Interceptors! Mineral Chunks! Vespene Gas! NEXUS! Scarabs and ...
STORM!
Carrying anythings to everywhere! You can even capture enemy units and THROW THEM IN SHUTTLE JAIL and when you want to dispose of them, you simply KILL THE SHUTTLE
Strike FEAR into your enemies with not reaver drops but SCARAB DROPS, RAID zerg army with STORM DROPS, the shuttle is literally shitting storms!
Scarabs and storms are probe sized units, each shuttle can carry 8! It could even carry HALLUCINATED SCARABS AND STORMS and SCARE THE SHIT out of your enemies!
Got contained? No problem! You can now drop RECALL to fuck him up with a surprise mass teleport.
Enemy too RICH? It could fix that! Simply STEAL his mineral chunks and GIVE THEM TO URSELF, he will be crawling in the streets in no time! You can jack his GAS Too!
Nobody want to build expensive carriers! Simply make one and store the interceptors IN A SHUTTLE! Prepare empty shuttles in case your own shuttle/carrier dies so interceptors can be SAVED
Terran reinforcing his pushes with factory rallies? FEAR NOT! Simply STEAL HIS MAIN RAMP and watch his army trapped IN HIS OWN BASE! Then drop the ramp in possible expansions so he CANNOT BUILD HIS CC!!
Hear these real testimonials from SUPER SHUTTLE users!
On June 07 2008 18:24 anotak wrote: shuttle harass: pick up all the enemy probes and keep them whenever zerg casts dark swarm pick up the dark swarm and keep it for later, when you attack his sunks with zeals you drop the dark swarms back down catch the missile turret projectiles in the shuttle and then drop them back at the turrets
On June 07 2008 19:26 Stegosaur wrote: Put your opponent's tankpush in a nice big pile with your shuttle and stormdrop it.
On June 07 2008 19:35 edahl wrote: Pick up all the water on Lost Temple, and drown the zerg's drones to shit. "You've just been INTERACTIVE ENVIRONMENT-owned!" YOU, can be NEXT-GEN too!
On June 07 2008 19:42 Scaramanga wrote: pick up his mineral patch and drop it on his tank push!! then probe rush
On June 07 2008 19:53 Stegosaur wrote: Crush deploying tanks by dropping your opponent's barracks on top of them! Mineralwalk everywhere by picking up your opponent's minerals and putting them where you need them!
On June 07 2008 23:36 123bangbang wrote: Can't see a lurker hidden in the midst?
Don't fret! Simply pick the ground up around it and dig him out.
On June 07 2008 23:45 DhakhaR wrote: use super shuttle to carry 8 normal shuttles, each with units inside! UBER DROP!
On June 09 2008 08:56 CFDragon wrote: Getting tired of GRATUITOUS AMOUNTS OF HACKERS? Just pick up the enemy's connection and drop them FROM THE GAME. The packet loss will tell the enemy's computer sloooooooow dooooooooooooown, but you'll be like FUCK YOU and kick latency in the face. This new connection speed will make you UNCOMFORTABLY APM-ic. You'll be able to POWERmacro! You'll have so many Zealots! FOUR HUNDRED ZEALOTS. Unload leg enhancements to your Zealots and they'll be good at RUN-BYS. Make your Zealots run IMBALANCEDLY FAST. They'll run as fast as ZERGLINGS. People will watch them running and think they're ZERGLINGS. They'll race as fast as ZERGLINGS against actual ZERGLINGS and there will be a tie and they'll get Gateway'd back to CHAR.
On June 09 2008 02:29 Glider wrote: Pick up Nuke and stasis, drop nuke on top of enemy base, and then drop the stasis to stasis nuke as it is coming down... so now ur enemy has a fuckin nuke frozen above his main, knowing it could unfreeze at any time... he will cave under stress in no time.
On June 10 2008 06:54 Ghost151 wrote: want to stop your opponent in his tracks? use super shuttle to pick up his supply and cripple his production! Hell, add his supply to yours! play 8 player games and dominate all with 1600/1600 supply army!
On June 10 2008 01:19 HelloWorld(OD) wrote: Cliff Lift 25m/50g 30 second upgrade time:
Tanks of a cliff got you down? No problem, use your Super Shuttle to pick up the cliff, and flip it upside down!
Enemy has an economic advantage? No problem, use your Super Shuttle to pick up any cliff, and drop it on your opponent's mineral line. They have to pick up and drop to mine, and pick up and drop back to return.
On June 10 2008 01:56 GrandInquisitor wrote: Need an advantage for an upcoming battle? Use the SUPER SHUTTLE to drop high ground under your units right before it starts!
Playing against LastShadow? Use the SUPER SHUTTLE to pick up his PRESSURE and turn it against him!
On June 07 2008 17:52 freelander wrote: omg that'd be awesome
btw are you high?
Lol nah just tired and thinking about power thirst video. What ideas have u got for super shuttle? The rules are simple, he can load anything and everything, and nothing else.
shuttle harass: pick up all the enemy probes and keep them whenever zerg casts dark swarm pick up the dark swarm and keep it for later, when you attack his sunks with zeals you drop the dark swarms back down catch the missile turret projectiles in the shuttle and then drop them back at the turrets
On June 07 2008 18:24 anotak wrote: shuttle harass: pick up all the enemy probes and keep them whenever zerg casts dark swarm pick up the dark swarm and keep it for later, when you attack his sunks with zeals you drop the dark swarms back down catch the missile turret projectiles in the shuttle and then drop them back at the turrets
Crush deploying tanks by dropping your opponent's barracks on top of them! Mineralwalk everywhere by picking up your opponent's minerals and putting them where you need them!
On June 07 2008 23:45 DhakhaR wrote: use super shuttle to carry 8 normal shuttles, each with units inside! UBER DROP!
Or rather you can put 8 super shuttle in 1 super shuttle and put 8 of that in one super shuttle for a total of 64 loading slots!! OR 8^n slots UBER DROP!!
pick up 2 kakarus and 2 of those weird scorpion things, pick up your sons, wait for the flood to come and consume all protoss, then rebuild civilisation after shaking hands with dustin browder.
On June 07 2008 23:45 DhakhaR wrote: use super shuttle to carry 8 normal shuttles, each with units inside! UBER DROP!
Or rather you can put 8 super shuttle in 1 super shuttle and put 8 of that in one super shuttle for a total of 64 loading slots!! OR 8^n slots UBER DROP!!
Give the super shuttle Aleph-8 slots. SUPER INFINITE DROP THAT WILL FLOOD THE MAP
Did zerlings run past your cannon wall? Don't worry, just pick up your nexus, probes, and minerals using the super shuttle! Keep mining from the safety of the skies!
Super shuttle can combine units inside it, get 8 zealots and hua la, a manlot at your service which can pwn ultras in 3 hits ! Scarab AI not working too well for the workers to die ? Get a cloaked ghost and a scarab , combine and BAM, a scarab that can past through anything and hit the target you want !
The fact that you built the super shuttle is already a win. Just float above the opponents base, dance it around a little bit, and they'll leave the game.
If all else fails, just pick up their base and kill the super shuttle.
Proxy gateways not working? Not to worry, pick up your gateways and put them in his base, Proxy roboing?, build the robo in you shuttle and drop it just before the reaver drops out, Having trouble against a sneaky zerg, dont worry, with the Super Shuttle pick up a drone and build a fleet of mutalisks
after your opponent has scouted you, throw them off by loading your base into a super shuttle and moving to a different location on the map. bring your mineral nodes and vespene geyser with you for DOUBLE THE RESOURCES
about to get nuked? do a sidespin half way so the shuttle is upside down and catch the falling nuke into the cargo hull, and drop it off for later!
shuttle about to die by turrets while doing a reaver harass? simply save up a stasis field and cast it on yourself at 5 hp. send back up later
enemy keep running away while ur trying to back them against a wall? simply send a shuttle filled with pylons behind enemy lines and linedrop them. enemy tries to retreat, and they will find the great wall of china.
pick up all of the enemy's scvs and CC's.... gg =S
mothership casts black hole? pick that shit up in your cargo bay. then open up your cargo bay and fly around. moving black hole for ultimate cheapness!
scourge on your tail? who cares? you are UNTOUCHABLE by scourges. as soon as they get close.... SHOOP. pick that shit up! lolol
enemy created a base on an islane? well just drop some dirt accross the water and bring it back to the motherland!
frustrated that hero's die too easily? well go drop pudge and hook that guardian!
huge army invaded your main? stasis units at your ramp and carry all your bulidings away.
just shuttle rush and then fly over and steal the enemy's commander and then his antiair will shoot down the shuttle and his entire base explodes and he loses if the game is set to lose when you lose your commander oh wait, that's an actual strategy in total annihilation
Pick up a hatchery so you have a mobile hatchery that spawns larva in its cargo! Then create a WHOLE zerg base and army inside the super shuttle and drop em in the opponents base. Your opponent will never find this proxy army
Or pickup a dark archon and you have a flying dark archon that mind controls everything it loads! IMBA!
Can't mine fast enough? Just load all the minerals and gas in the map into the shuttle and drop it on your nexus. Your enemy can no longer mine and you are as rich as hell.
How much would willing to pay for this incredible offer? 800 minerals? 400 minerals?! Unlike other imitation shuttles that expect you to tech all the way to robo and pay 200 minerals to carry only your own units, SUPER SHUTTLE is available from your local nexus for only 99 minerals! That's right, just 99 minerals! But wait, there's more, build SUPER SHUTTLE within the next 10 minutes and we'll throw in ANOTHER SUPER SHUTTLE absolutely free! They can even carry each other, collapsing into a singularity that can destroy entire planets!
But wait, there's more!! Order SUPER SHUTTLE right now and we'll throw in SUPER PROBE! + Show Spoiler +
just pay psi and handling
Tired of the agonizing wait while your vulnerable mineral line slowly accumulates resources? With SUPER PROBE, the wait is over, boasting an impressive 10000 minerals and 10000 vespene gas per trip! Best of all, SUPER PROBE is completely indestructable! SUPER PROBE is the worker that gets the job done without the hassle of cannon lines and wall ins, just deploy SUPER PROBE to your mineral field and even BGH is completely depleted within seconds!
That's right, you get TWO SUPER SHUTTLES AND SUPER PROBE for the low low price of just 99 minerals! Worried about making the switch? Don't worry, because SUPER SHUTTLE comes with a 100% money back guarantee, if you are not satsified with the quality of the unit, return it to the nexus for a full refund. You have nothing to lose! In fact, with SUPER SHUTTLE in your army, you can't lose! Act now!
It just occured to me if u put a robotics inside ur super shuttle you can grow with in the shuttle multiple super shuttles untill they all explode out...
You load robo first, grow about many shuttles, and load in all ur base and float everything around in a giant shuttle filled w/ shuttle filled w/ shuttles. It can spew out armies at an alarmingly fast race, fuck Terran's lift off.
On June 08 2008 21:23 evanthebouncy! wrote: It just occured to me if u put a robotics inside ur super shuttle you can grow with in the shuttle multiple super shuttles untill they all explode out...
You load robo first, grow about many shuttles, and load in all ur base and float everything around in a giant shuttle filled w/ shuttle filled w/ shuttles. It can spew out armies at an alarmingly fast race, fuck Terran's lift off.
Flash build? Nonsense! Just pick up Flash! Drop him at your Nexus and it's instant win! Anything is possible with Super Shuttle! Having trouble winning the Korean StarLeague? Just find a video of Savior in his prime and pick him up too! Now you can't possibly lose!
When you post your opinion on a thread as public as this one, you must be able to back up how 'too much like Warcraft III' with concrete supporting evidence.
Pick up Nuke and stasis, drop nuke on top of enemy base, and then drop the stasis to stasis nuke as it is coming down... so now ur enemy has a fuckin nuke frozen above his main, knowing it could unfreeze at any time... he will cave under stress in no time.
Getting tired of GRATUITOUS AMOUNTS OF HACKERS? Just pick up the enemy's connection and drop them FROM THE GAME. The packet loss will tell the enemy's computer sloooooooow dooooooooooooown, but you'll be like FUCK YOU and kick latency in the face. This new connection speed will make you UNCOMFORTABLY APM-ic. You'll be able to POWERmacro! You'll have so many Zealots! FOUR HUNDRED ZEALOTS. Give leg enhancements to your Zealots and they'll be good at RUN-BYS. Make your Zealots run IMBALANCEDLY FAST. They'll run as fast as ZERGLINGS. People will watch them running and think they're ZERGLINGS. They'll race as fast as ZERGLINGS against actual ZERGLINGS and there will be a tie and they'll get Gateway'd back to CHAR.
On June 09 2008 08:56 CFDragon wrote: Getting tired of GRATUITOUS AMOUNTS OF HACKERS? Just pick up the enemy's connection and drop them FROM THE GAME. The packet loss will tell the enemy's computer sloooooooow dooooooooooooown, but you'll be like FUCK YOU and kick latency in the face. This new connection speed will make you UNCOMFORTABLY APM-ic. You'll be able to POWERmacro! You'll have so many Zealots! FOUR HUNDRED ZEALOTS. Give leg enhancements to your Zealots and they'll be good at RUN-BYS. Make your Zealots run IMBALANCEDLY FAST. They'll run as fast as ZERGLINGS. People will watch them running and think they're ZERGLINGS. They'll race as fast as ZERGLINGS against actual ZERGLINGS and there will be a tie and they'll get Gateway'd back to CHAR.
[Edit]Changed some stuff.
sorry that sucked
I liked it [edit] have you seen the youtube video?
On June 09 2008 08:56 CFDragon wrote: Getting tired of GRATUITOUS AMOUNTS OF HACKERS? Just pick up the enemy's connection and drop them FROM THE GAME. The packet loss will tell the enemy's computer sloooooooow dooooooooooooown, but you'll be like FUCK YOU and kick latency in the face. This new connection speed will make you UNCOMFORTABLY APM-ic. You'll be able to POWERmacro! You'll have so many Zealots! FOUR HUNDRED ZEALOTS. Give leg enhancements to your Zealots and they'll be good at RUN-BYS. Make your Zealots run IMBALANCEDLY FAST. They'll run as fast as ZERGLINGS. People will watch them running and think they're ZERGLINGS. They'll race as fast as ZERGLINGS against actual ZERGLINGS and there will be a tie and they'll get Gateway'd back to CHAR.
[Edit]Changed some stuff.
sorry that sucked
I liked it [edit] have you seen the youtube video?
On June 09 2008 01:51 shimmy wrote: Watch the Super Shuttle pick itself up creating a paradox thus ending all existance.
I was TRYING to make something like this, I settled on using one shuttle picking up another but alas YOU found the dead loop. Thanks a billion. I know there's a paradox somewhere.
On June 09 2008 08:56 CFDragon wrote: Getting tired of GRATUITOUS AMOUNTS OF HACKERS? Just pick up the enemy's connection and drop them FROM THE GAME. The packet loss will tell the enemy's computer sloooooooow dooooooooooooown, but you'll be like FUCK YOU and kick latency in the face. This new connection speed will make you UNCOMFORTABLY APM-ic. You'll be able to POWERmacro! You'll have so many Zealots! FOUR HUNDRED ZEALOTS. Give leg enhancements to your Zealots and they'll be good at RUN-BYS. Make your Zealots run IMBALANCEDLY FAST. They'll run as fast as ZERGLINGS. People will watch them running and think they're ZERGLINGS. They'll race as fast as ZERGLINGS against actual ZERGLINGS and there will be a tie and they'll get Gateway'd back to CHAR.
[Edit]Changed some stuff.
sorry that sucked
I liked it [edit] have you seen the youtube video?
Yeah that was definitely the inspiration for all the caps and bolds in my op. CFDragon did a great job formatting it haha
On June 09 2008 16:32 NightRapier wrote: I don't think this would be balanced at all, the idea could use some work IMO, or the other races would need some sort of equivalent unit.
haha
Use your Super Shuttle to pick up two tanks and place them on a cliff and siege. Then fly over the edge of the cliff to give your tanks vision of the area below and shoot away at any targets! It's imba but it's the Super Shuttle!!
On June 09 2008 08:56 CFDragon wrote: Getting tired of GRATUITOUS AMOUNTS OF HACKERS? Just pick up the enemy's connection and drop them FROM THE GAME. The packet loss will tell the enemy's computer sloooooooow dooooooooooooown, but you'll be like FUCK YOU and kick latency in the face. This new connection speed will make you UNCOMFORTABLY APM-ic. You'll be able to POWERmacro! You'll have so many Zealots! FOUR HUNDRED ZEALOTS. Give leg enhancements to your Zealots and they'll be good at RUN-BYS. Make your Zealots run IMBALANCEDLY FAST. They'll run as fast as ZERGLINGS. People will watch them running and think they're ZERGLINGS. They'll race as fast as ZERGLINGS against actual ZERGLINGS and there will be a tie and they'll get Gateway'd back to CHAR.
[Edit]Changed some stuff.
sorry that sucked
I liked it [edit] have you seen the youtube video?
Yeah that was definitely the inspiration for all the caps and bolds in my op. CFDragon did a great job formatting it haha
I just started typing while the video ran in the background, hah. Wasn't really concerned about it making sense at the time.
[EDIT] Blizzard needs to at the very least add this to the SC2 map maker for UMS maps.
Tired of looking bad with your 4 wins 278 losses bnet record?
Find a pro korean and use the super shuttle to PICK UP HIS RECORD AND STORE IT FOR YOUR OWN USE!!
Having trouble maintaining a high APM? PICK UP YOUR OPPONENT'S APM!!
Getting bored with Starcraft 2 because the super shuttle makes it imbalanced and too easy? PICK UP STARCRAFT BROOD WAR'S BALANCE AND USE IT AS YOUR OWN!!!
On June 09 2008 16:32 NightRapier wrote: I don't think this would be balanced at all, the idea could use some work IMO, or the other races would need some sort of equivalent unit.
haha
Use your Super Shuttle to pick up two tanks and place them on a cliff and siege. Then fly over the edge of the cliff to give your tanks vision of the area below and shoot away at any targets! It's imba but it's the Super Shuttle!!
On June 09 2008 16:32 NightRapier wrote: I don't think this would be balanced at all, the idea could use some work IMO, or the other races would need some sort of equivalent unit.
haha
Use your Super Shuttle to pick up two tanks and place them on a cliff and siege. Then fly over the edge of the cliff to give your tanks vision of the area below and shoot away at any targets! It's imba but it's the Super Shuttle!!
fuck that, just pick up them tanks WHILE SIEGED
that's how arbitor recall work on tanks, actually, while they're still sieged :p fyi
On June 09 2008 16:32 NightRapier wrote: I don't think this would be balanced at all, the idea could use some work IMO, or the other races would need some sort of equivalent unit.
haha
Use your Super Shuttle to pick up two tanks and place them on a cliff and siege. Then fly over the edge of the cliff to give your tanks vision of the area below and shoot away at any targets! It's imba but it's the Super Shuttle!!
You don't even know how much hp it has! Or how fast it moves, or how much it costs, or the build times!
On June 09 2008 08:56 CFDragon wrote: Getting tired of GRATUITOUS AMOUNTS OF HACKERS? Just pick up the enemy's connection and drop them FROM THE GAME. The packet loss will tell the enemy's computer sloooooooow dooooooooooooown, but you'll be like FUCK YOU and kick latency in the face. This new connection speed will make you UNCOMFORTABLY APM-ic. You'll be able to POWERmacro! You'll have so many Zealots! FOUR HUNDRED ZEALOTS. Give leg enhancements to your Zealots and they'll be good at RUN-BYS. Make your Zealots run IMBALANCEDLY FAST. They'll run as fast as ZERGLINGS. People will watch them running and think they're ZERGLINGS. They'll race as fast as ZERGLINGS against actual ZERGLINGS and there will be a tie and they'll get Gateway'd back to CHAR.
[Edit]Changed some stuff.
sorry that sucked
I liked it [edit] have you seen the youtube video?
Yeah that was definitely the inspiration for all the caps and bolds in my op. CFDragon did a great job formatting it haha
I just started typing while the video ran in the background, hah. Wasn't really concerned about it making sense at the time.
[EDIT] Blizzard needs to at the very least add this to the SC2 map maker for UMS maps.
On June 09 2008 16:32 NightRapier wrote: I don't think this would be balanced at all, the idea could use some work IMO, or the other races would need some sort of equivalent unit.
haha
Use your Super Shuttle to pick up two tanks and place them on a cliff and siege. Then fly over the edge of the cliff to give your tanks vision of the area below and shoot away at any targets! It's imba but it's the Super Shuttle!!
You don't even know how much hp it has! Or how fast it moves, or how much it costs, or the build times!
On June 09 2008 08:56 CFDragon wrote: Getting tired of GRATUITOUS AMOUNTS OF HACKERS? Just pick up the enemy's connection and drop them FROM THE GAME. The packet loss will tell the enemy's computer sloooooooow dooooooooooooown, but you'll be like FUCK YOU and kick latency in the face. This new connection speed will make you UNCOMFORTABLY APM-ic. You'll be able to POWERmacro! You'll have so many Zealots! FOUR HUNDRED ZEALOTS. Give leg enhancements to your Zealots and they'll be good at RUN-BYS. Make your Zealots run IMBALANCEDLY FAST. They'll run as fast as ZERGLINGS. People will watch them running and think they're ZERGLINGS. They'll race as fast as ZERGLINGS against actual ZERGLINGS and there will be a tie and they'll get Gateway'd back to CHAR.
[Edit]Changed some stuff.
sorry that sucked
I liked it [edit] have you seen the youtube video?
Yeah that was definitely the inspiration for all the caps and bolds in my op. CFDragon did a great job formatting it haha
I just started typing while the video ran in the background, hah. Wasn't really concerned about it making sense at the time.
[EDIT] Blizzard needs to at the very least add this to the SC2 map maker for UMS maps.
Oh it WILL be in a map. I can guarantee that.
I do not think that the SC2 mapeditor will be compatible with the supershuttle. Maybe you could ask it for the next QnA?
Tanks of a cliff got you down? No problem, use your Super Shuttle to pick up the cliff, and flip it upside down!
Enemy has an economic advantage? No problem, use your Super Shuttle to pick up any cliff, and drop it on your opponent's mineral line. They have to pick up and drop to mine, and pick up and drop back to return. Drop mining anyone?
If any of you remember old versions of SC: Super Shuttle has no attack delay for any unit. Super Shuttle firing scarabs!!! (Even if reaver isn't in SC2, Super Shuttles come with one that takes up no space.
Need an advantage for an upcoming battle? Use the SUPER SHUTTLE to drop high ground under your units right before it starts!
Playing against LastShadow? Use the SUPER SHUTTLE to pick up his PRESSURE and turn it against him!
Realized too late your 1fact port TvP build makes no goddamn sense on Longinus? No problem, your retardation can be solved by using the SUPER SHUTTLE to transport everything to Lost Temple instead!
Getting bored with Starcraft 2 because the super shuttle makes it imbalanced and too easy? PICK UP STARCRAFT BROOD WAR'S BALANCE AND USE IT AS YOUR OWN!!!
On June 09 2008 01:52 OakHill wrote: this is a really silly idea
having these super units that can do so many things is too much like Warcraft III and makes the game take no skill
lock thread please
so i laughed irl at this, so i asked "are you being serious?" in a PM
And he replies "From: OakHill Subject: Re: lololwhatan0b Date: 6/9/08 14:48 do I sound like I'm kidding? War3 is stupid and if you think that's funny then you are a moron."
On June 09 2008 01:52 OakHill wrote: this is a really silly idea
having these super units that can do so many things is too much like Warcraft III and makes the game take no skill
lock thread please
so i laughed irl at this, so i asked "are you being serious?" in a PM
And he replies "From: OakHill Subject: Re: lololwhatan0b Date: 6/9/08 14:48 do I sound like I'm kidding? War3 is stupid and if you think that's funny then you are a moron."
want to stop your opponent in his tracks? use super shuttle to pick up his supply and cripple his production! Hell, add his supply to yours! play 8 player games and dominate all with 1600/1600 supply army!
Enemy player getting you down? Use super shuttle to steal his AIR. Breathe now bitch! Suffocate that douche-fag!
Lost a game? use super shuttle to put your loss in the win category! (okay that was a lame attempt, sorry)
With super shuttle you'll be the best at everything! MINING! APM! RAPE! MACRO! MURDER! MICRO! ARSON! EXPO! RAPE! BOs! YOU SAID RAPE TWICE! COUNTERS! PUSHES! I LIKE RAPE! CONTAINS! BREAKOUTS!
cookie for the reference.
and when you wait on line, bring enough gum for everybody! o.O
On June 09 2008 01:52 OakHill wrote: this is a really silly idea
having these super units that can do so many things is too much like Warcraft III and makes the game take no skill
lock thread please
so i laughed irl at this, so i asked "are you being serious?" in a PM
And he replies "From: OakHill Subject: Re: lololwhatan0b Date: 6/9/08 14:48 do I sound like I'm kidding? War3 is stupid and if you think that's funny then you are a moron."
On June 09 2008 01:52 OakHill wrote: this is a really silly idea
having these super units that can do so many things is too much like Warcraft III and makes the game take no skill
lock thread please
so i laughed irl at this, so i asked "are you being serious?" in a PM
And he replies "From: OakHill Subject: Re: lololwhatan0b Date: 6/9/08 14:48 do I sound like I'm kidding? War3 is stupid and if you think that's funny then you are a moron."
Need that extra boost?! Use your Supershuttle to pick up evanthebouncy! at 17:32 on June 7, 2008 and stop him or anyone from ever using a Supershuttle!
With super shuttle you'll be the best at everything! MINING! APM! RAPE! MACRO! MURDER! MICRO! ARSON! EXPO! RAPE! BOs! YOU SAID RAPE TWICE! COUNTERS! PUSHES! I LIKE RAPE! CONTAINS! BREAKOUTS!
On June 10 2008 19:22 Guthrek wrote: Need that extra boost?! Use your Supershuttle to pick up evanthebouncy! at 17:32 on June 7, 2008 and stop him or anyone from ever using a Supershuttle!
Edit: Wait... Shit.
Someone tell me what that is about?
Zerg says "That is many ultras, yes?". NO PROBLEM! Use the Super Shuttle to pick up your choke and simply trap the ultras inside your base by picking up the ground!
Zerg hauling those ultras with overlords? NO PROBLEM! Use the Super Shuttle to Trap all the overlords. Then make him cry by saying, "There is no ultras, yes?"
Do you see 400 cracklings coming to your base? NO PROBLEM! Simply pick up your base and put it on an island! Now you can make some archons and will kill the zerg in no time.
On June 10 2008 19:22 Guthrek wrote: Need that extra boost?! Use your Supershuttle to pick up evanthebouncy! at 17:32 on June 7, 2008 and stop him or anyone from ever using a Supershuttle!
Edit: Wait... Shit.
Someone tell me what that is about?
Zerg says "That is many ultras, yes?". NO PROBLEM! Use the Super Shuttle to pick up your choke and simply trap the ultras inside your base by picking up the ground!
Zerg hauling those ultras with overlords? NO PROBLEM! Use the Super Shuttle to Trap all the overlords. Then make him cry by saying, "There is no ultras, yes?"
Do you see 400 cracklings coming to your base? NO PROBLEM! Simply pick up your base and put it on an island! Now you can make some archons and will kill the zerg in no time.
On June 08 2008 15:29 Chuiu wrote: Now with Thor attachment!
Did the shuttle pick up the shadow of the Thor attachment?
It stored the thor attachments shadow in the super shuttle so as not to intimidate the enemy so much.
Marines talking.... Suddenly shadow passes by! But marines look calm "oh, it's just a shuttle... take em down, boys!"... ...then they aim... ..."AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRHHHGGGG!!!!"... ...
Now maybe someday The suns gonna shine Flowers will bloom And all will be fine
But nothing will grow On this burnt cursed ground Cuz the breathe of the death Is the only sound
On June 10 2008 19:22 Guthrek wrote: Need that extra boost?! Use your Supershuttle to pick up evanthebouncy! at 17:32 on June 7, 2008 and stop him or anyone from ever using a Supershuttle!
Edit: Wait... Shit.
lol u just changed history xD But hmm the idea of picking up time is amazing!
Your opponent's APM too fast!? Pick up his time and dump it to yourself and become instant 1000 apm user while your opponent slows to a crawl at 10 apm.
Tired of having to chase your marines around with medics? Have your medics just shoot their heal into the super shuttle and you got yourself a flying mech unit which dispenses hp! I think I'll call it the medivac.
You know... even though this thread is hilarious... I think there's actually some good ideas here. I would love to have a unit that can modify terrain. Build/destroy ramps. Build bridges across water. Flood low ground with water.
I'm not sure how that would work exactly, but it would be sweet.
On June 16 2008 11:15 Luddite wrote: You know... even though this thread is hilarious... I think there's actually some good ideas here. I would love to have a unit that can modify terrain. Build/destroy ramps. Build bridges across water. Flood low ground with water.
I'm not sure how that would work exactly, but it would be sweet.
yeah i've been saying terran should be able to construct this vihecle that can morph into a ramp and grant them massive high-ground access
On June 16 2008 03:11 ToT)OjKa( wrote: i can't believe they are making this super shuttle in sc2....sc2 is a joke now
If you look closely you will see that this is SC1 gfx...
BUT THEN WHY IS IT IN SC2 FORUM?! IT MUST BE TRUE
People are not stupid here. Don't bother to cover up your laziness to read and idiocy with such pseudo-sarcasm BUT IF YOU BUY ONE SUPER SHUTTLE TODAY, YOU CAN PICK UP THE ARTICLE WITH EASE!!!
On June 16 2008 03:11 ToT)OjKa( wrote: i can't believe they are making this super shuttle in sc2....sc2 is a joke now
If you look closely you will see that this is SC1 gfx...
BUT THEN WHY IS IT IN SC2 FORUM?! IT MUST BE TRUE
People are not stupid here. Don't bother to cover up your laziness to read and idiocy with such pseudo-sarcasm BUT IF YOU BUY ONE SUPER SHUTTLE TODAY, YOU CAN PICK UP THE ARTICLE WITH EASE!!!
YES!!!!!!
anyway, i thought it would be pretty unlikely for anyone to take what i first said seriously, i was sure it must have been done somewhere within the 9 pages, but i guess i was most believable.
And i mean come on, the sc1 shuttle has a freakin' superman 'S' that can pick up storms, for anyone to believe that and continue to believe it after scrolling down the first page must certainly be taking the piss
bleh, the fun always dies when you have to explain the joke
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