EPTThe Drinking Game
- Not endorsed in any way by TaKeTV or HomeStory Cup
by TheOneAboveU![[image loading]](/staff/Waxangel/bird_blue_16.png)
- TL_TripleMIt's that time of the year again! A completed BlizzCon can only mean one thing: The next edition of everyone's favorite StarCraft II tournament/party/fanboydream, HomeStory Cup, is around the corner. And since everyone's still kind of tired from all the excitement of the WCS Grand Finals, we thought we'd help you out a bit with relaxing from what was an emotional rollercoaster. So, in memory of Waxangel who years ago introduced the first edition of this game, we bring you the updated 2017 edition of the unofficial HomeStory Cup Drinking Game.
Remember, this drinking game is all in good fun, and fun ends as soon as you let things get out of hand. So please, drink responsibly! And not with your kids. Friends are fine, though.
Difficulty Settings
NA Difficulty: Pick three conditions from each section.
EU Difficulty: Pick five conditions from each section.
KR Difficulty: Pick seven conditions from each section.
White-Ra Difficulty: Pick all conditions.
1: Cast as Cast Can
Take a drink whenever...
- Anyone says "I don't know Kev."
- Anyone calls TLO "creative."
- Anyone makes the "follow @LiquidRet" joke.
- Anyone makes the “BlyOnFire” joke.
- Anyone makes the “Year of Harstem” joke.
- Anyone makes the "look at the souply" joke.
- Anyone talks about how Brood War was better than SC2.
- Anyone forgets that a player was a former HSC champion.
- Anyone talks about HearthStone (take two drinks if the conversation continues for more than two minutes).
- Anyone talks about wanting WarCraft IV (take two drinks if the conversation continues for more than two minutes).
- Anyone talks about someone being an EPS champion.
- Anyone mentions “form is temporary, class is permanent.”
- Rotterdam says "hashtag" anything.
- Elfi is mentioned for whatever reason.
- Goody is mentioned for whatever reason.
- Naama is mentioned for whatever reason.
- Moman is mentioned for whatever reason.
- David Kim is mentioned for whatever reason.
- A game lasts for five minutes after anyone says "this should be GG."
- Three or more Koreans cast a game together.
- Scarlett casts a series.
- Neeb casts a series.
- A funny mispronunciation occurs e.g. "Penix" (first time only).
- Zest declines a post-match interview.
Finish your drink whenever...
- An all-German cast happens.
- An all-French cast happens.
- An all-Dutch cast happens.
- A Korean besides Solar completes an English sentence that's more than twelve words long.
2: ESPORTS: It's in the Game
Take a drink whenever...
- Anyone leaves without a GG.
- Anyone goes full-foreigner.
- Anyone builds a battlecruiser.
- Anyone goes mass-oracle.
- Anyone builds the Golden Armada.
- A foreigner wins a series against a Korean.
- Fantasy GG timing occurs.
- A Liquid Team-Kill occurs.
- A Swarm Host strategy is played.
- Socke is building Photon Cannons outside of his base.
- Someone tries to play greedily against Bly and dies to an all-in.
- A Zerg is building a tech building outside of their base.
- A Zerg is building their hatchery at/in an opponent’s base.
- A Snute game takes over 30 minutes.
- MMA drops manner MULES.
- A Korean gets eliminated by a foreigner in the second group stage.
Finish your drink if...
- NightEnD, Socke or Fear win a series.
- Scarlett switches to Protoss.
- A Korean gets eliminated by a foreigner in the first group stage.
- Stats, Zest or Solar get eliminated by a foreigner before the playoffs.
- Zest defends his title.
- MMA wins the tournament.
- A foreigner wins the tournament.
- Neeb and Stephano play each other in the tournament.
- Neeb is eliminated by a foreigner at any point.
- A foreigner leaves the game while they're clearly ahead.
3: Don't Cross the Streams!
Take a drink whenever...
- MaNa makes a funny/creepy face on stream.
- Snute is filmed playing DDR.
- Neeb smiles on camera.
- A wizard doing tricks or something similar is shown on stream.
- A Korean is being shown sitting at the Poker table.
- A Korean is being shown holding a drink.
- Looping Louie is shown on stream.
- Anyone sits in someone else's lap.
Finish your drink if...
- The Kappa song is being played.
HARDCORE MODE
- Drink whenever a player calls an aspect of a race imbalanced.*
- Drink whenever StarCraft II going Free To Play is mentioned.*
* Death in hardcore mode is permanent.
Credits:
Writers: TL_TripleM.
Editors: Olli. Yes, this was edited. It's serious business.
Graphics: hexhaven.
Stats: Aligulac
Writers: TL_TripleM.
Editors: Olli. Yes, this was edited. It's serious business.
Graphics: hexhaven.
Stats: Aligulac
