Stephano doesn't seem like the brightest person out there... He's good at Starcraft but not very good at the more important game called "life"... and no, money isn't everything in this game called "life"...

JustPassingBy

10776 Posts

January 09 2013 22:19 GMT

#23

Well of course, duh... He is flying to South Korea after all.
Even if he were to abduct a plane and try crashing it into one of their skyscrapers, he'll realize that Korean SimCity is just too good. But even before that, I expect Airforce Ace to dispatch one of their squads and shoot the plane down. The free falling innocent passengers will then be saved by single microed parachute commandos.

That is, of course, in case Reach doesn't feel like stopping the plane with his bare hands.

EtherealDeath

United States8366 Posts

January 09 2013 22:19 GMT

#24

Oh Stephano ~_~

Lysergic

United States355 Posts

January 09 2013 22:20 GMT

#25

On January 10 2013 07:13 derpface wrote:
Oh so Stephano did get a article about him on Aftonhoran. God I hate that paper.

Also love the US peoples reaction to this here. Shocked like its the end of the world lol.

Shocked at what?

Benjamin99

4176 Posts

January 09 2013 22:21 GMT

#26

On January 10 2013 07:18 G5 wrote:
Stephano doesn't seem like the brightest person out there... He's good at Starcraft but not very good at the more important game called "life"... and no, money isn't everything in this game called "life"...

Actually i think he is very smart. Look how much PR he got?

Insoleet

France1806 Posts

January 09 2013 22:21 GMT

#27

Ahahahaha

Omg this guy is awesome xD

Always manage to be in trouble haha

What a fucking ROCKSTAR ! :D

Ichabod

United States1659 Posts

January 09 2013 22:23 GMT

#28

It's a good sign that starcraft is big enough to get in a tabloid. It's a bad sign that starcraft players do things to get into tabloids.

shizaep

Canada2920 Posts

January 09 2013 22:25 GMT

#29

Here's the chrome translation for anyone who's too lazy:
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The star armed with a knife on the flight - tweeted picture evidence
Scandalous Stephano himself tweeted photo evidence

The French e-sport star Ilyes "Stephano" Satouri, 19, knows how to make headlines.
The other day he took a knife on board an airplane - and tweeted about it.

Ilyes Satouri is one of Europe's foremost "StarCraft" player, but also one of the most controversial. During last year's DreamHack Summer visited Satouri nightclub Silver in Jönköping where he got so drunk that he had disposed of the police . In October, the Frenchman's club, Evil Geniuses, turning from him for a month since he live joked about having sex with minors .

- I want to sincerely ask all my fans, my teammates, Evil Geniuses and their sponsors to apologize for my comments. They were insensitive, inappropriate and far across the border. The serious consequences they have for me is justified. I take full responsibility for my mistake and I will be more careful in the future, greeted Satouri.

The caution lasted barely three months. The other day left "Stephano" France for a spell in professional Starcraft saved South Korea. On board the plane visited Satouri toilet and took a picture of the knife he had in his hand luggage. The Frenchman posted the picture on Twitter and wrote: "I managed to fly armed with a knife. I did not even try to do it, so I can only imagine how easy it would be for a bad guy to do it. " Tweet has since been deleted, but in a subsequent post clarifies the Frenchman that his intention was never to bring a weapon on board . "I must point out that it was in my hand luggage by mistake, haha."

"No smart move"

Ilyes Satouris prank got Dreamhack CEO, Robert Ohlén, to tweet a message to "Stephano": "No smart move young Padawan, to photograph yourself with a weapon on board an aircraft and post it on Twitter " .

"It shows, Satouri replied," how innocent and harmless I am (and also what an idiot I can be sometimes). "

Honestly, it's one of the stupidest things I've ever read. I love how badly they exaggerated - made Stephano sound worse than Osama bin Laden.

tl;dr yellow press bullshit.

snam

Sweden78 Posts

January 09 2013 22:26 GMT

#30

Naniwa, Thorzain and SortOf has been featured several times before in this paper, in a very positive manner. I believe they've been on the frontpage aswell. Just wanted to make that clear so people don't think they ONLY bring up bad things about eSports. Having said that, however , their overall quality of journalism is pretty bad.

Thieving Magpie

United States6752 Posts

January 09 2013 22:26 GMT

#31

It translates to "Videogame bad-ass carries knife in planes while fucking minors in front of cops" or something like that

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Joking of course

DonGrisu

Austria697 Posts

January 09 2013 22:26 GMT

#32

Stephano is a Genius...!! More Drama = more popular >> gj Stephano u Little Bastard

...

Grettin

42417 Posts

January 09 2013 22:29 GMT

#33

Can't wait to hear Stephano getting tasered next flight by air marshal. I wonder if more newspapers will write about him. What he did was stupid and i don't see the fun side of this.

Oh well, at least Finnish media isn't the only garbage media out there, it seems.

Fionn

United States23455 Posts

January 09 2013 22:32 GMT

#34

Stephano is pretty much saving SC2 one hidden knife and pedophile joke at a time.

Talin

Montenegro10532 Posts

January 09 2013 22:33 GMT

#35

I used to not like the guy, but the zero-fucks-given attitude has started to grow on me. =P

figq

12519 Posts

January 09 2013 22:42 GMT

#36

Didn't even know about the knife thing (meh, whatever, anyway, who really cares about it). But I'm glad to see Stephano/SC2 in major press, even if for such silly reasons.

Coolhwip

Sweden1381 Posts

January 09 2013 22:42 GMT

#37

Aftonbladet is the scum of journalism in sweden, nothing ever written in there is objective and everything is twisted.

iLose4u

Sweden24 Posts

January 09 2013 22:44 GMT

#38

Put it in google translate and tweeked it a bit. Apologies for lack of grammar, vocabulary etc.;

The French e-sport star Ilyes "Stephano" Satouri, 19, knows how to make headlines.
The other day he brought a knife on board an airplane - and tweeted about it.
Ilyes Satouri is one of Europe's most succesful"StarCraft" player, but also one of the most controversial. During last year's DreamHack Summer Satouri visited the nightclub "Silver" in Jönköping where he got so intoxicated that the police had to apprehend him. In October, the Frenchman's club, "Evil Geniuses", suspended him for a month for making a joke about having sex with minors. "I want to sincerely apologize to all my fans, my teammates, Evil Geniuses and their sponsors for my comments. They were insensitive, inappropriate and out-of-bounds. The serious consequences they have had for me are justified. I take full responsibility for my mistake and I will be more careful in the future, stated Satouri.

The caution lasted barely three months. The other day "Stephano" left France for a pro sojourn in Starcraft crazy South Korea. On board the plane Satouri visited the toilet and took a picture of the knife he had in his carry-on. The Frenchman posted the picture on Twitter and wrote: "I managed to fly armed with a knife. I did not even try to do it, so I can only imagine how easy it would be for a bad guy to do it. " The tweet has since been deleted, but in a subsequent post the Frenchman clarifies that his intention was never to bring a weapon on board. "I must point out that it was in my carry-on by mistake, haha."

Ilyes Satouris prank got Dreamhack CEO, Robert Ohlén, to tweet a message to "Stephano": "Not a smart move young Padawan, to photograph yourself with a weapon on board an aircraft and post it on Twitter."
"It shows, Satouri replied," how innocent and harmless I am (and also what an idiot I can be sometimes). "

KaiserKieran

United States615 Posts

January 09 2013 22:44 GMT

#39

I saw Stephano tweet this and as soon as I read it I yelled out in front of my Intire family GODAMN IT STEPHANO
Needless to say i got grounded
Goddamnit Stephano.