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Proper translation even if it isn't that good of an article lol. Might be one or two weird translations though.. Please point out my mistakes though if there are any, thanks!
Star armed with knife on airplane - tweeted picture proof
The French e-sport superstar Stephano, 19, knows how to make headlines.
The other day he brought a knife on an airplane - and tweeted about it.
Ilyes Satouri is one of Europe's most successful StarCraft players, but also one of the most controversial. During last year's Dreamhack Summer Satouri visited the night club Sliver in Jönköping where he got so intoxicated he had to be taken care of by police. This October the French's team, Evil Geniuses, decided to suspend him for a month. The reason to this was that he had, on air, been joking about sex with minors.
-- I honestly want to apologize to all of my fans, my teammates, Evil Geniuses and their sponsors for my comments. They were unsensitive, inappropriate and way over the line. The serious consequences these have had for me is justified. I take full responsibility for my mistakes and I will be more careful in the future, said Satouri.
Tweeted picture of knife
That carefulness lasted barely three months. The other day Stephano left France for StarCraft-blessed South Korea. On the airplane Satouri visited the toilet and took a picture of the knife he had brought with his hand luggage. The frenchman posted the picture on Twitter and wrote: "I managed to fly armed with a knife. I didn't even try to do it, so I can just imagine how easy it would be for a Bad Guy to do it." The tweet has since then been deleted but in a later post the frenchman explains that it was never his intention to carry a weapon on board. "I have to point out that the knife was in my hand luggage by mistake, haha".
Not a smart move
Ilyes Satouris venture made the CEO of Dreamhack, Robert Ohlén, tweet a greeting to Stephano: "Not a smart move young padawan, to photo yourself with a weapon on an airplane and post it on Twitter."
"It shows", Satouri replied, "how innocent and harmless I am (and also what an idiot I can be from time to time)".
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Sounds like people are overreacting, as usual. It's not a big deal. Stephano isn't a terrorist.
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Stephano is now banned from all airplane flights and must stay in Korea forever. Continues to win three GSL titles and leads EG-TL to win pro-league.
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On January 10 2013 08:06 sylverfyre wrote:Show nested quote +On January 10 2013 07:55 derpface wrote:On January 10 2013 07:50 Destroyr wrote:On January 10 2013 07:13 derpface wrote:
Oh so Stephano did get a article about him on Aftonhoran. God I hate that paper.
Also love the US peoples reaction to this here. Shocked like its the end of the world lol. After 9/11 thats not really funny for americans I guess. Stephano is such a child o0 What. Its not funny that a guy takes a photo holding a knife on a airplane 12 years aftber someone crashed two planes into the World Trade Center? Doesnt make any sense at all. Can't tell if you're being serious or just callous. ~_~ Those planes were hijacked by knife-wielding assailants. It really isn't very funny. Not the first time Stephano does something stupid in the name of humour, it's still not funny. Though I'm kinda rolling my eyes that it made its way to tabloid papers. Airline security in a lot of places is more show than efficacy, though - including America.
Because there's not other means of mass transportation that are much more easily taken control of and do the same amount of damage? Sorry, this shit is hilarious. And shows how little airport security matters. The picture doesn't hurt him in any way. It might do something to the airline though. All in all it's something miniscule that everyone is making a big deal about because of shit in the past. We will be attacked again, it's only a matter of time. You're delusional if you think otherwise. Might as well laugh at small shit like this instead of correlate it to other things that have happened.
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Funny or stupid, he should have some interesting trips through airport security going forward.
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Wow, I knew that wouldn't be the end of hearing about the knife tweet...
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On January 10 2013 08:29 HolydaKing wrote:Show nested quote +On January 10 2013 08:25 figq wrote:On January 10 2013 07:42 Coolhwip wrote:
Aftonbladet is the scum of journalism in sweden, nothing ever written in there is objective and everything is twisted. "Sweden's biggest newspaper" is "the scum of journalism in sweden"? O: I suggest they change the thread title, if it's actually misleading. Well, if it's the biggest news paper what's wrong about the head line? Even if they're yellow press. The Bild is also considered scum by some but it doesn't change the fact it's Germany's best selling newspaper by far.
This is true with Aftonbladet as well.
On January 10 2013 08:36 Holgerius wrote:
Say what you want about Aftonbladet, it IS the biggest newspaper in Sweden (in terms of circulation, and I have a hard time seeing what other criteria you could use when using the word ''biggest'').
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On January 10 2013 08:42 Shiori wrote:
Sounds like people are overreacting, as usual. It's not a big deal. Stephano isn't a terrorist.
Well, this shit can actually have an effect on getting in US for example. I recall some article about a guy going on a holiday to US and tweeting "It's gonna be a bomb! :D", and ended up held for questioning for really long and suspected on all sort of shit.
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On January 10 2013 08:43 SinCitta wrote:
Stephano is now banned from all airplane flights and must stay in Korea forever. Continues to win three GSL titles and leads EG-TL to win pro-league.
Seems worth it.
I can't tell if Stephano is just really naive and juvenile, or some kind of comedic genius. Either way he makes for funny headlines, no wonder the tabloids got on to him.
Keep it up, if only for my entertainment.
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On January 10 2013 07:26 Thieving Magpie wrote:It translates to "Videogame bad-ass carries knife in planes while fucking minors in front of cops" or something like that  + Show Spoiler +
Wuahaha, you made my day sir!
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Ok, it was an accident, but why would Stephano have a knife? I think he's more dangerous than we thought.
+ Show Spoiler +
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I'm sure Stephano expected this. That's why his face isnt in the picture. Just his hand.
But then again. This isn't 2005. So I guess that might not fly anymore.
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On January 10 2013 10:05 namste wrote:Show nested quote +On January 10 2013 08:42 Shiori wrote:
Sounds like people are overreacting, as usual. It's not a big deal. Stephano isn't a terrorist. Well, this shit can actually have an effect on getting in US for example. I recall some article about a guy going on a holiday to US and tweeting "It's gonna be a bomb! :D", and ended up held for questioning for really long and suspected on all sort of shit.
Yeah, I don't think people here realize how anal the TSA can be (even through social media) or they're too young to realize that proving "rightness" to an authority doesn't mean anything.
Forgetting about a knife and taking it on board is fine. Tweeting a picture of it pulled out inside the airplane is problematic (it's a weapon and doing it with any weapon would be problematic.) Doing it in the mirror so your frizzy hair and iPhone are in the shot, instead of just taking a picture of the knife, kind of makes you an idiot. I'm sure someone from /vg/, reddit and the like have already tried reporting it.
The whole thing is simply not worth the risk (which is why he deleted the tweets.)
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Thats incredibly stupid.
Not so much accidently taking the knife (realy accidently and not some sort of bet?)
But even more so advertising it to the whole world.
No clue what he could gain from that,he could easily have ended up in jail.
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TRANSLATION OF ARTICLE INTO ENGLISH:
The French e-sport star Ilyes "Stephano" Satouri, 19, knows how to make headlines.
The other day he took a knife on board an airplane - and tweeted about it.
Ilyes Satouri is one of Europe's foremost "StarCraft" player, but also one of the most controversial. During last year's DreamHack Summer visited Satouri nightclub Silver in Jönköping where he got so drunk that he had disposed of the police. In October, the Frenchman's club, Evil Geniuses, turning from him for a month since he live joked about having sex with minors.
- I want to sincerely ask all my fans, my teammates, Evil Geniuses and their sponsors to apologize for my comments. They were insensitive, inappropriate and far across the border. The serious consequences they have for me is justified. I take full responsibility for my mistake and I will be more careful in the future, greeted Satouri.
Tweeted knife picture
The caution lasted barely three months. The other day left "Stephano" France for a spell in professional Starcraft saved South Korea. On board the plane visited Satouri toilet and took a picture of the knife he had in his hand luggage. The Frenchman posted the picture on Twitter and wrote: "I managed to fly armed with a knife. I did not even try to do it, so I can only imagine how easy it would be for a bad guy to do it. " Tweet has since been deleted, but in a subsequent post clarifies the Frenchman that his intention was never to bring a weapon on board. "I must point out that it was in my hand luggage by mistake, haha."
"No smart move"
Ilyes Satouris prank got Dreamhack CEO, Robert Ohlén, to tweet a message to "Stephano": "No smart move young Padawan, to photograph yourself with a weapon on board an aircraft and post it on Twitter."
"It shows, Satouri replied," how innocent and harmless I am (and also what an idiot I can be sometimes). "
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I don't care if Stephano gets drunk on a swedish club, stabs a minor with his 'knife' and then really stabs a minor with his knife which he may or may not have brought on a plane, I just wanna see him smash nerd face in the GSL
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Translation:
lyes Satouri is one of Europe's foremost "StarCraft" player, but also one of the most controversial. During last year's DreamHack Summer visited Satouri nightclub Silver in Jönköping where he got so drunk that he had disposed of the police . In October, the Frenchman's club, Evil Geniuses, turning from him for a month since he live joked about having sex with minors .
- I want to sincerely ask all my fans, my teammates, Evil Geniuses and their sponsors to apologize for my comments. They were insensitive, inappropriate and far across the border. The serious consequences they have for me is justified. I take full responsibility for my mistake and I will be more careful in the future, greeted Satouri.
Tweeted knife picture
The caution lasted barely three months. The other day left "Stephano" France for a spell in professional Starcraft saved South Korea. On board the plane visited Satouri toilet and took a picture of the knife he had in his hand luggage. The Frenchman posted the picture on Twitter and wrote: "I managed to fly armed with a knife. I did not even try to do it, so I can only imagine how easy it would be for a bad guy to do it. " Tweet has since been deleted, but in a subsequent post clarifies the Frenchman that his intention was never to bring a weapon on board . "I must point out that it was in my hand luggage by mistake, haha."
"No smart move"
Ilyes Satouris prank got Dreamhack CEO, Robert Ohlén, to tweet a message to "Stephano": "No smart move young Padawan, to photograph yourself with a weapon on board an aircraft and post it on Twitter " .
"It shows, Satouri replied," how innocent and harmless I am (and also what an idiot I can be sometimes). "
From http://www.aftonbladet.se/nojesbladet/spela/article16044217.ab
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