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SteaDY
Sweden19 Posts
Warning, use at own risk. I will start. Cheesy: "When I walked through the door the only queen of blades I could see was you." -"My corruptor just finished +1 upgrades, and I'm looking for a timing attack." -"Nice 2-rax, baby." Bad Manner: - "I'd would like to slip a zergling into your nydus." - "Let's drop back at my main and baneling bust your front." - "Leenok is a great player, and so is my lean c**k. | ||
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CitrusFo
Canada116 Posts
Here you go buddy you should enjoy these | ||
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Dontkillme
Korea (South)806 Posts
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DavoS
United States4605 Posts
"Wanna see my Greater Spire?" (Spine/Spore Crawler would work too) "How about we mass recall out of this place?" "Your supply depot or mine?" "I'm a marine; will you be my medivac?" And this one isn't Barcraft specific, but it's my personal favorite no matter the circumstance: "Nice shoes, wanna f*ck?" | ||
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SigmaoctanusIV
United States3313 Posts
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phyren
United States1067 Posts
On November 05 2012 07:26 DavoS wrote: And this one isn't Barcraft specific, but it's my personal favorite no matter the circumstance: "Nice shoes, wanna f*ck?" I think this one wins. | ||
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DavoS
United States4605 Posts
On November 05 2012 07:17 CitrusFo wrote: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcNE3yx_3D8 Here you go buddy you should enjoy these My new hero | ||
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Adersick
United States216 Posts
"I'm looking for a quick warp-in, care to be my proxy pylon?" and if you need a terrible pun: "Arbiter, I hardly knew her!" | ||
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TRaFFiC
Canada1448 Posts
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Doses
United States61 Posts
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fAnTaCy
United States893 Posts
On November 05 2012 07:46 TRaFFiC wrote: That video is probably the funniest thing I seen in my life. Too funny. Prob staged. Not staged at all, that's the funny part | ||
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Broodwurst
Germany1586 Posts
"Awww, really?" "Yeah, you're both young ho's" | ||
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AnYvia
Bulgaria474 Posts
On November 05 2012 08:48 Broodwurst wrote: "You're like my favourite pro gamer" "Awww, really?" "Yeah, you're both young ho's" You win. | ||
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BoB_KiLLeR
Spain620 Posts
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PiQLiQ
Sweden702 Posts
On November 05 2012 07:17 CitrusFo wrote: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcNE3yx_3D8 Here you go buddy you should enjoy these haha i loved that one  | ||
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Durp
Canada3117 Posts
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Maxd11
United States680 Posts
On November 05 2012 09:15 Durp wrote: "I have 300 apm" In the hots beta that's about 5 APM. That video is hilarious btw. | ||
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Jaaaaasper
United States10225 Posts
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TheGreenMachine
United States730 Posts
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Black[CAT]
Malaysia2589 Posts
On November 05 2012 07:26 DavoS wrote: And this one isn't Barcraft specific, but it's my personal favorite no matter the circumstance: "Nice shoes, wanna f*ck?" Does this quote ever work? | ||
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Megaliskuu
United States5123 Posts
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RogerChillingworth
2989 Posts
works every time | ||
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eviltomahawk
United States11135 Posts
On November 05 2012 07:26 DavoS wrote: And this one isn't Barcraft specific, but it's my personal favorite no matter the circumstance: "Nice shoes, wanna f*ck?" Ah yes, the Apocalypse opener. | ||
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openbox1
1393 Posts
On November 05 2012 08:48 Broodwurst wrote: "You're like my favourite pro gamer" "Awww, really?" "Yeah, you're both young ho's" This is hilarious. Is it an original from you? | ||
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Shebuha
Canada1335 Posts
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drooL
United Kingdom2108 Posts
On November 05 2012 08:48 Broodwurst wrote: "You're like my favourite pro gamer" "Awww, really?" "Yeah, you're both young ho's" G fuckin G. | ||
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openbox1
1393 Posts
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bonifaceviii
Canada2890 Posts
On November 05 2012 08:48 Broodwurst wrote: "You're like my favourite pro gamer" "Awww, really?" "Yeah, you're both young ho's" In case it wasn't already apparent, the thread has been won | ||
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sicueft
United States130 Posts
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Glenn313
United States475 Posts
That one reminds me of Drake & Josh. xD | ||
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StarStruck
25339 Posts
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Greenei
Germany1754 Posts
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McPhiz
Canada183 Posts
"You're pretty cool, even if I didn't want to bust my banelings all over you I'd still like to talk" works 100% of the time. No lie. And if you like a very straight up approach, "I'd like to swarm your vagina" | ||
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SeraKuDA
Canada343 Posts
On November 05 2012 09:55 StarStruck wrote: You trying to pick up guys? o-O;; Haha, my thoughts exactly. | ||
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rd
United States2586 Posts
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iTzSnypah
United States1738 Posts
"I see you just researched the neo-steel upgrade, that means all of us will fit." | ||
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Kyhol
Canada2575 Posts
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Daogin
Canada2308 Posts
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DavoS
United States4605 Posts
If she's an intelligent kind of slutty, it's actually a really good icebreaker. I was just as suprised. | ||
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Kfcnoob
United States296 Posts
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docvoc
United States5491 Posts
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itsMAHVELbaybee
292 Posts
"In bed, I go for long macro games." "Even if the matchup between us is imba, I won't blame you for going all-in." | ||
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SafeWord
United States522 Posts
On November 05 2012 10:59 docvoc wrote: Basically, when you whip it out say, "Carrier has arrived," and when you cum say, "OBLITERATE", reason #10238120381 to keep the carrier. <3 | ||
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McPhiz
Canada183 Posts
On November 05 2012 10:55 Kfcnoob wrote: i facepalmed a few times while reading these Of course you facepamled, thats what you do with pickup lines | ||
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Antimatterz
United States1010 Posts
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Ettick
United States2434 Posts
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ExTerminator
United States22 Posts
I wish I was a Hatchery, then you could be my queen. Is it me? Or is it gettin' too hot in here? I hope you're an Infestor, cuz I'd sure like to snipe you out of a crowd. I'd abduct you even if you were a zergling. | ||
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Maloreon
United States911 Posts
I'm going to give you three guesses for what I call my penis: 1. Thor 2. Ultralisk 3. Colossus You decide, ladies. | ||
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bovi
Japan208 Posts
Broodwurst wins my vote. "You're like my favourite pro gamer" "Awww, really?" "Yeah, you're both young ho's" tsMAHVELbaybee's got 2nd! "In bed, I go for long macro games." keep them coming! | ||
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silent_owl
Philippines3098 Posts
On November 05 2012 07:17 CitrusFo wrote: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcNE3yx_3D8 Here you go buddy you should enjoy these Lol. I couldn't even finish the video. That's some real game, man. Neil Strauss would be proud. LOL! | ||
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734pot
Australia294 Posts
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Inquisitor1323
370 Posts
On November 05 2012 07:17 CitrusFo wrote: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcNE3yx_3D8 Here you go buddy you should enjoy these My favorite was: Wanna see my dark templar tattoe? There's nothing there... No shit, it's invisible. | ||
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iokke
United States1179 Posts
Ya know, I don't don't use chornoboost during sex nor do I eject every 40 seconds. And I'm ready for pickup! Just say that word baby. | ||
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Khi
Germany188 Posts
On November 05 2012 07:17 CitrusFo wrote: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcNE3yx_3D8 Here you go buddy you should enjoy these Thank you for sharing these guys i laughed so hard about their videos. | ||
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CeriseCherries
6170 Posts
On November 05 2012 07:17 CitrusFo wrote: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcNE3yx_3D8 Here you go buddy you should enjoy these omg i forgot about this. cloudfist lawl | ||
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Salient
United States876 Posts
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DavoS
United States4605 Posts
On November 05 2012 13:11 Salient wrote: I doubt there are many women at a Barcraft, and the few there are probably only there because they are not single (dragged along by a boyfriend ). On the other hand, there should be plenty of single men to pick up if that is your cup of tea. :p True, but come on, does that make Starcraft pickup lines any less hilarious? | ||
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dosmoipasto
United States48 Posts
'damn girl, you shit out of that?!' starcraft 2 adaptation, 'damn girl, you poop creep outta that?!' | ||
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Bippzy
United States1466 Posts
Aside to friends talking about girl: "Hey I bet if I use my neural parasite i can infestor Are you married? Because i swear i just head "my wife for hire" and i was hopi it was you I Ain't no stalker. So wanna get high templar and see if my colossus can fill your void ray? Wanna see the place a scan can't see? Wanna come to my lair to be my queen so i can larva inject your hatchery? I dare you to strip. I promise ill behive. Are you marauder? Because either i just got hit by a concussive shell or you gave me a stim all on your own? A female starcraft player and you dont play zerg or protoss? I'll be terran you up tonite. I see you are a feMULE, would you like to come to my supply depot. I must say, your good loooks are tech lably a factory in why the hellion im talking to you. | ||
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Jaramir
Australia232 Posts
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eviltomahawk
United States11135 Posts
 I can handle both of you girls because my multitasking is like Bisu's. | ||
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Maynarde
Australia1286 Posts
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hpty603
United States262 Posts
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khaydarin9
Australia423 Posts
On November 05 2012 09:37 openbox1 wrote: This is hilarious. Is it an original from you? One of the things that turned up in the Unimpressed Flash Meme thread was: "I am Lee. Bring the Young Ho's". I'd repost the image here, but death. | ||
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Sedzz
Australia391 Posts
Because I wanna be in your rear with my gear. | ||
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GoingGoingGone
Slovakia529 Posts
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Promethelax
Canada7089 Posts
yes. | ||
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Ludwigvan
Germany2371 Posts
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Godwrath
Spain10131 Posts
On November 05 2012 09:12 PiQLiQ wrote: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcNE3yx_3D8 Here you go buddy you should enjoy these "I come from the shadows" hahaha. | ||
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Bill Murray
United States9292 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + she must like the dark meat | ||
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KapsyL
Sweden704 Posts
lol win gg | ||
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NEEDZMOAR
Sweden1277 Posts
Works everytime, even better with "IM Nestea." because they cant report u for impersonating  | ||
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LOLingBuddha
Netherlands697 Posts
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StateAlchemist
France1946 Posts
gg wp | ||
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Targe
United Kingdom14103 Posts
On November 05 2012 07:43 Adersick wrote: "Y'know it's bad macro to do nothing with all those eggs" Thisthisthis. This thread is brilliant! | ||
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Equity213
Canada873 Posts
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MCDayC
United Kingdom14464 Posts
On November 05 2012 08:48 Broodwurst wrote: "You're like my favourite pro gamer" "Awww, really?" "Yeah, you're both young ho's" This is wrong, but hilarious. | ||
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magnaflow
Canada1521 Posts
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Wambo
Germany50 Posts
I don't know how and why i came up with this | ||
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Ethoex
United States164 Posts
On November 05 2012 07:17 CitrusFo wrote: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pcNE3yx_3D8 Here you go buddy you should enjoy these I love this video | ||
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iNfeRnaL
Germany1908 Posts
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Rube_Juice
Canada348 Posts
Why is this thread still open? Nothing more needs to be said here. | ||
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0gooby0
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