EDIT: Thank you so much for the spotlight, TL! It's important to spread awareness of this issue.
All of this random ESPORTS drama is related. Everybody hold on a second while I go grab Glenn Beck's chalkboard.
Okay, ready:
Stephano signed with Complexity (even though there are bigger/better teams) because he heard that they were going to pick up Naniwa. Then Millenium locked Stephano in a dark closet and wouldn't let him out until he re-signed with Millenium, whose French lawyers are the same people who drafted Virus' contract of Naama (which is why Virus feels like they can get away without paying him).
Once Naniwa heard that Stephano was staying in France, Naniwa wanted to back out of the Complexity deal and stay with Dignitas, but Dignitas can't afford to renew his contract anymore because they'd already planned on Naniwa going to coL and has reassigned those funds to acquiring teamless SaSe.
As coL's super-lawyers sue Millenium and Stephano for breach of contract, it's determined that the only way coL can be compensated for all this is by Stephano rejoining (hah) their team. But Millenium busts out their French law loopholes, showing that in France, contracts are like the first three quarters of an NBA game: meaningless. It becomes clear that coL has no option but to cede ground to the French pro team. Unless...
coL ups the ante by suing France itself, and its weird contract laws. This becomes a high-profile case in international law, drawing more attention and higher-priced lawyers. By suing France itself and how its laws affect international ESPORTS, Virus' French-written contracts are sucked into the case, and coL uses Virus' non-payment of Naama as prime evidence. The international courts determine that Virus must pay Naama all his missing cash.
But wait! French lawyers discover that coL has a history of treating their own contracts as little-to-nothing. They bring up how Destiny was allowed to leave the team despite breaching his contract in the process, and argue that either coL cannot hold any player to their contracts, or they're forced to sue Destiny as well for HIS breach of contract.
coL sues Destiny.
Reddit explodes.
Meanwhile, as Naniwa realizes that Stephano is likely to be playing for coL again, he decides that he'd like to go back and play for them again. During all this, however, he's been practicing with and playing for TSL. When TSL's coach realizes that Naniwa's going back on his good will and leaving to play for Complexity, he freaks out at yet another foreigner team stealing his players right out from under him. (Note: TSL's coach doesn't learn his lesson from EG, and did not sign Naniwa to a contract -- other than that storied contract of honor.) The Korean Starcraft 2 Committee decides that this has to stop, and that they're not going to allow any foreign players to live or train with them ever again, and put pressure on GSL to dis-allow foreign players.
Milkis translates the Korean drama into English, and then into English again. This being the first time EG hears about this, Alex Garfield is pretty upset that Huk and Puma won't be able to participate in GSL anymore and wants to debate Milkis on one of djWheat's shows, even though Milkis isn't responsible.
Reddit explodes again.
The oGs house is forced, by Kespa 2.0, to kick well-loved Jinro out of the house. MC won't stand for it and physically fights all the Koreans who come to abduct Jinro. Kespa 2.0 gets a tank from the South Korean military and, via megaphone, tells the oGs house that if they don't kick Jinro out, they'll run through the team house with the tank. MC sends a hallucinated cardboard Jinro out front, but they don't buy it and start moving the tank towards the house. The Suicide Toss himself jumps out of the house and refuses to move, but he can't break the contain and it looks like he's about to lose to 1-1-1 yet again.
All of this is covered live on American news channels, and there's a lot of controversy about US ESPORTS figures being kicked out of Korea (as well as the imbalance of 1-1-1). The US looks at sending military personnel to extract all foreign SC2 players out of Korea (for their safety). But this action is stalled, as they're forced to debate who the foreigners really are -- do they extract Huk, or is he basically Korean because he trained there? What about Select? Jinro can speak Korean...
Meanwhile, Destiny somehow prevents coL's case against him (for breaching his contract) reaching real court, and gets his 12,000 live stream-watchers to campaign for it to happen on Judge Judy. Judge Judy's decision will indirectly affect whether coL has a case to force Stephano to hold to their contract, which would indirectly put Naniwa back in TSL and possibly lessen Kespa 2.0's hatred of foreigners, possibly saving MC's life and the Starcraft 2 scene in general.
It is the most popular episode of Judge Judy ever. Totalbiscuit shoutcasts it live. IdrA doesn't watch.
coL calls two surprise witnesses -- CombatEx and Deezer, to testify against Destiny's character. Destiny has his 12,000 fans all call Deezer's cell phone while he testifies, causing the cell phone to explode. They think it's a bomb, and the episode of Judge Judy is cancelled as everyone is evacuated from the building. The United States opens an investigation of Haypro.
Reddit explodes for a third time. The United States opens another investigation of Haypro.
With Judge Judy cancelled, there seems to be no end to the chaos. The Suicide Toss holds his ground, but the Starcraft 2 Korean Player Committee continues to edge their tank forward. The nation of France has surrendered to coL long ago, but things have spiraled too far out of control. What can stop this madness? What will save Starcraft 2?
MC and the tank are at a standstill for hours. Moletrap arrives to interrupt, but he has a hard time analyzing what's going on and eventually leaves. They go well into night, until the clock strikes 12 and the day turns from Sunday...
... to Funday Monday. Everyone stops paying attention to the crisis because on Funday Monday, it's not about whether you win or lose, but about having fun! Kespa 2.0 is perplexed by the sudden drop in intensity. They want to solve the problem now. They compromise by extending a challenge to the foreign Starcraft community.
A Funday Monday throwdown. Korea versus the World. If Korea wins, foreigners not only don't get to play in the GSL ever again, but they're not allowed to play Starcraft 2 ever again. If the World wins, their players can continue to live and train in Korea and play in their leagues.
The catch? They will play a single team monobattle to determine the victor.
The World picks Naniwa, Idra, and Dimaga for their team. The Koreans pick three random Terrans from the ladder. Day[9] live casts.
Naniwa picks Collossi. Idra picks mutalisks. Dimaga picks infestors. The Koreans just all pick MULEs.
The Koreans start the game with a triple proxy orbital rush. They attack with 30 SCVs and rush Idra's base, building bunkers to hide in and repairing each other. Idra types "lol", "gg", and leaves the game. Meanwhile, the Koreans just use MULEs for money, allowing them to build 13 more orbital commands around the map.
But Dimaga's infestors are out. He ventures forth and starts fungaling the roving SCV army, destroying it completely. But the 20 orbital commands allow the Koreans to rebuild their army very quickly, and they send a second wave towards Dimaga's base. Dimaga fungals the SCV army again.
But wait! During the middle of this match, Patch 1.4 has suddenly activated, and Fungal Growth no longer deals the damage it used to. (Additionally, the World players are no longer being invited by people they don't know, like Oprah and John Boehner, into random chat channels.) The SCVs barely survive, repair each other, and blitz Dimaga's base.
All seems lost for the World team. But suddenly, out of the blue, six collosus enter the fray. With a single voip of their lasers, the entire SCV army has been destroyed. Naniwa pushes with his collossi to the Terrans' bases and destroys all their buildings... except for their orbitals, which float to the corners of the map, where, because Idra prematurely GG'd, they have no flying units to attack.
The monobattle ends in a stalemate.
With nothing resolved, Kespa 2.0 moves forward with their tank, ready to flatten MC, the Suicide Toss, if they're forced. They're about to run him over when they look through the port and see that it's NOT MC standing before them, but Slayers`Boxer!
The collective SC2 Korean Player Committee hops out of the tank. Next to Slayers`Boxer is Day[9]. The two of them have traveled to the heart of this international crisis to save ESPORTS. Boxer and Day[9] plead with Kespa 2.0 to reconsider their actions.
The Korean Players Association, moved by Boxer's heroism and Day[9]'s infectious charm, agree to back down. Foreigners are allowed to train and compete with Koreans again. ESPORTS is saved.
And still nobody knows who Stephano is playing for.
This is the greatest thread.... Probably ever! The best part is, unlike all the awesome BW day's threads, I actually get EVERYTHING that's going on :D. Cool story bro! (not meme'ing, just using a common expression to show my appreciation!)
You forgot the part where after they've saved ESPORTS, Day9 gives Boxer a very sweaty, very awkward hug, and Boxer just stands there with this weird look on his face. ^.^
The Koreans start the game with a triple proxy orbital rush. They attack with 30 SCVs and rush Idra's base, building bunkers to hide in and repairing each other. Idra types "lol", "gg", and leaves the game. Meanwhile, the Koreans just use MULEs for money, allowing them to build 13 more orbital commands around the map.
THATS HOW I KNOW THIS IS FAKE
But on a side note that was pretty awesome thread at first i was like wtf this is stupid but its pretty hilarious.
coL calls two surprise witnesses -- CombatEx and Deezer, to testify against Destiny's character. Destiny has his 12,000 fans all call Deezer's cell phone while he testifies, causing the cell phone to explode. They think it's a bomb, and the episode of Judge Judy is cancelled as everyone is evacuated from the building. The United States opens an investigation of Haypro.
You forgot the part where Chinese spies XiGua and Uhen tried to sneak into US territory in an overlord drop only to be countered last minute by American marines
Due to the intensity of the conflict, Korean players aren't allowed to US anymore due to Visa problem, but the petition for Blizzard to implement name change goes through, so people can change their realID and got into US. MajOr then borrows a silver league account, changes name, get into US and wins the WCG. ....Meanwhile, Rainbow is streaming his games.
On September 21 2011 02:58 Maffe wrote: Wow. You seriously mindscrewed me, I thought it all was real up until the part where France is getting sued. What the hell.
*clap*
We'll, at least you're up on the people who thought it was serious all the way until MC starts fighting Korean ninjas and Kespa 2.0 gets a tank.
Also, thanks everyone for the kind comments. I just thought people should be informed.
On September 21 2011 02:21 zarepath wrote: It is the most popular episode of Judge Judy ever. Totalbiscuit shoutcasts it live. IdrA doesn't watch.
coL calls two surprise witnesses -- CombatEx and Deezer, to testify against Destiny's character. Destiny has his 12,000 fans all call Deezer's cell phone while he testifies, causing the cell phone to explode. They think it's a bomb, and the episode of Judge Judy is cancelled as everyone is evacuated from the building. The United States opens an investigation of Haypro.
Reddit explodes for a third time. The United States opens another investigation of Haypro.
Don't forget the Evil American Empire comes to brainwash all Korean/European players with dirty disorienting tactics like "offering more money!" They are guilty of treasonous and immoral acts such as "not calling their rivals in a bidding war." To stop them we must form an alliance of the most self righteous, morally incorruptable, and dignified snobs in the World! Europe Action Team GO!
I actually believed it at first up to Destiny being sued then as I read on started to think wait all this happened while I fell asleep? Wait Naniwa is in tsl? Then I was like Oh I see.
LOL! Loved it, only thing though is why they investigated Haypro in association with the phone bomb? Some story Ive missed or is it because of his middle-eastern looks?
On September 21 2011 03:47 ishboh wrote: this has got to be the thread of the year. 6/5 were it a blog.
oh man, TB shoutcasting the judge judy episode...i would love to see that
lol "DESTINY IS GIVING HIS VERSION OF EVENTS....WHATS THIS...CoL'S LAWYERS TRY TO INTERRUPT ONLY TO BE BEATEN BACK BY THE DEATH GLARE SENT HIS WAY BY JUDGE JUDY."
On September 21 2011 03:49 Jetaap wrote: This is the most epic thread I have seen on TL, good job ^^. I need a dramatic reading by TB, it would be EPIC.
YES YES YES
TB if you are reading this. We need you to do a dramtic storytelling of this. I think it would cure esports.
I was baffled, When I saw it was Spotlighted i was like. IS THIS FOR REAL!? Then i suddently got a brain and realized it was not, and diassapoint now. Either way. GREAT thread dude!
OK, does it make me a bad person for laughing at this part?
Destiny has his 12,000 fans all call Deezer's cell phone while he testifies, causing the cell phone to explode. They think it's a bomb, and the episode of Judge Judy is cancelled as everyone is evacuated from the building. The United States opens an investigation of Haypro.
Reddit explodes for a third time. The United States opens another investigation of Haypro.
LOL This is the best thread I have ever read on TL... I skimmed the first 2 paragraphs, realized I missed something entirely and had to go back and read the entire thing... very glad I did... This is just great :D
Destiny has his 12,000 fans all call Deezer's cell phone while he testifies, causing the cell phone to explode. They think it's a bomb, and the episode of Judge Judy is cancelled as everyone is evacuated from the building. The United States opens an investigation of Haypro.
Reddit explodes for a third time. The United States opens another investigation of Haypro.
I laughed out loud at that one. Above everything else, that was a stroke of genius
i Atchualy belived it at first, and when i red that CoL was sueing Destiny i had To double back, since i was like holy god WTF is going on, then i Realised after reading it over 2/3 times that it was fake, and i just burst out laughing :D
On September 21 2011 04:05 57 Corvette wrote: OK, does it make me a bad person for laughing at this part?
Destiny has his 12,000 fans all call Deezer's cell phone while he testifies, causing the cell phone to explode. They think it's a bomb, and the episode of Judge Judy is cancelled as everyone is evacuated from the building. The United States opens an investigation of Haypro.
Reddit explodes for a third time. The United States opens another investigation of Haypro.
I laughed out loud at that one. Above everything else, that was a stroke of genius
And in one stroke of genius zarepath turned the situation around. If coL and mill both post this on their website they have saved them selfs from the PR nightmare the Stephano situation is. And if only one of them post this I say let them have Stephano.
What the fuck did I just read? I mean from what I've read about this before, the first couple paragraphs made pretty good sense but then it's like a tidal wave of acid over wonderland...
I like how the story kept getting more and more out of control but better and better as it went along, and who can't love a day[9]/Boxer combo to save the world!
Poor Haypro. There must be a TL poster who works for the US government and can put in a good word for him (and probably Huk and Jinro, they've flown with him too often).
This was hilarious, although it isn't as good as actual information on what the hell is happening in Europe right now with Stephano. The weirdest part is, the first part about Esports getting tons of publicity due to the court case is actually plausible, albeit only a tiny, tiny bit.
"Destiny has his 12,000 fans all call Deezer's cell phone while he testifies, causing the cell phone to explode. They think it's a bomb, and the episode of Judge Judy is cancelled as everyone is evacuated from the building. The United States opens an investigation of Haypro." I laughed so hard at that part! :D
I haven't laughed this hard in quite a while, you're brilliant. My friends wanted to know what was so funny and didn't get one bit of it. HA! Go ESPORTS CELEBS!
This. Is hands down one of the best reads I've ever had, funny as hell and cutting off on all that's bad drama that's killing Esports Well done sir, well done.
On September 21 2011 05:51 TheChostoProject wrote: This thread seems very disrespectful of France and the french laws.
I am a fake lawyer and I can tell that this thread is conform to the french laws from having read some laws before. Awesome thread. Kinda was expecting a Korean unification in the end, and another splitting into West and East Korea.
...to Funday Monday. Everyone stops paying attention to the crisis because on Funday Monday, it's not about whether you win or lose, but about having fun!
The oGs house is forced, by Kespa 2.0, to kick well-loved Jinro out of the house. MC won't stand for it and physically fights all the Koreans who come to abduct Jinro. Kespa 2.0 gets a tank from the South Korean military and, via megaphone, tells the oGs house that if they don't kick Jinro out, they'll run through the team house with the tank. MC sends a hallucinated cardboard Jinro out front, but they don't buy it and start moving the tank towards the house. The Suicide Toss himself jumps out of the house and refuses to move, but he can't break the contain and it looks like he's about to lose to 1-1-1 yet again.
I had to stop here because I was dying of laughter. Bolded the parts that killed me (repeatedly).
This is the best thread I've read in quite some time.
The part about reddit is so true, and "Moletrap arrives to interrupt, but he has a hard time analyzing what's going on and eventually leaves" was just great. No, I don't hate Moletrap by the way
It is the most popular episode of Judge Judy ever. Totalbiscuit shoutcasts it live. IdrA doesn't watch.
MC and the tank are at a standstill for hours. Moletrap arrives to interrupt, but he has a hard time analyzing what's going on and eventually leaves. They go well into night, until the clock strikes 12 and the day turns from Sunday...
And still nobody knows who Stephano is playing for.
I died. LOOOOOL
Glad to see the community laugh things off despite all the drama. ^_______^
"espa 2.0 gets a tank from the South Korean military and, via megaphone, tells the oGs house that if they don't kick Jinro out, they'll run through the team house with the tank. MC sends a hallucinated cardboard Jinro out front, but they don't buy it and start moving the tank towards the house."
On September 21 2011 02:24 PassiveAce wrote: Amazing. if this was a blog i would give it 5 stars. Boxer and Day[9] join forces to save esports. fuck yea.
coL calls two surprise witnesses -- CombatEx and Deezer, to testify against Destiny's character. Destiny has his 12,000 fans all call Deezer's cell phone while he testifies, causing the cell phone to explode. They think it's a bomb, and the episode of Judge Judy is cancelled as everyone is evacuated from the building. The United States opens an investigation of Haypro.
Hahaha, to be honest..I didn't realize it was a joke until the Milkis and Alex Garfield line...I was thinking, well shit...I missed alot this past week. Haha, well done sir.
On September 21 2011 08:38 sc2effort wrote: HAHAHA DOES COL think trheY are some major corporation that has billions of dollars to sue a whole god damn country this is insane..
COMPLEXITY U HAVE NO CHANCE AT ALL IN THE ENTIRE WORLD VS FRANCE UR SCREWING UR SELF AND UR TEAM BY DOING THIS.
I read "Foreigners are no longer allowed in the GSL" and I was like OMFG NUUUUUU so I scrolled down to the bottom, and there were no troll faces. So I went back to the top, and as I was scrolling I caught a line of text, "Then complexity brings in surprise witnesses CombatEX and Deezer" I lol'ed and realized the trolling. 5 Stars!
On September 21 2011 03:49 Jetaap wrote: This is the most epic thread I have seen on TL, good job ^^. I need a dramatic reading by TB, it would be EPIC.
YES YES YES
TB if you are reading this. We need you to do a dramtic storytelling of this. I think it would cure esports.
Sorry folks, really sick after Valencia, will have to sit that one out.
The oGs house is forced, by Kespa 2.0, to kick well-loved Jinro out of the house. MC won't stand for it and physically fights all the Koreans who come to abduct Jinro. Kespa 2.0 gets a tank from the South Korean military and, via megaphone, tells the oGs house that if they don't kick Jinro out, they'll run through the team house with the tank. MC sends a hallucinated cardboard Jinro out front, but they don't buy it and start moving the tank towards the house. The Suicide Toss himself jumps out of the house and refuses to move, but he can't break the contain and it looks like he's about to lose to 1-1-1 yet again.
On September 21 2011 10:01 RusHXceL wrote: The oGs house is forced, by Kespa 2.0, to kick well-loved Jinro out of the house. MC won't stand for it and physically fights all the Koreans who come to abduct Jinro. Kespa 2.0 gets a tank from the South Korean military and, via megaphone, tells the oGs house that if they don't kick Jinro out, they'll run through the team house with the tank. MC sends a hallucinated cardboard Jinro out front, but they don't buy it and start moving the tank towards the house. The Suicide Toss himself jumps out of the house and refuses to move, but he can't break the contain and it looks like he's about to lose to 1-1-1 yet again.
is this true lol?
I wouldn't post it if it weren't true. I have some journalistic integrity.
HAHAHA this is easily one of the funniest things I've seen all year. The pure amount of jokes are great. There wasn't just 1 or 2, but every paragraph had its own sc2 joke, and you managed to sting them all together. Pure Brilliance.
coL calls two surprise witnesses -- CombatEx and Deezer, to testify against Destiny's character. Destiny has his 12,000 fans all call Deezer's cell phone while he testifies, causing the cell phone to explode. They think it's a bomb, and the episode of Judge Judy is cancelled as everyone is evacuated from the building. The United States opens an investigation of Haypro.
On September 21 2011 11:33 nuMi22 wrote: I don't understand why this is so good. Didn't find it remotely amusing. Bit of fun I guess...
Umm... Possibly the fact that it throws in the best esports jokes and memes from the past year into one post that covers something so ridiculously insignificant and manages to actually work? Props to you, writer, work of art that you actually managed to tie it all together! Gratz!
Why is this thread called "ESPORTS Drama Conspiracy" if the whole thing is something that could happen in the future? I don't get it, this is just fiction, not a conspiracy.
It's funny, but I just don't get the title and this, "All of this random ESPORTS drama is related. Everybody hold on a second while I go grab Glenn Beck's chalkboard.", because it implies that the thread is going to be about things that already happened.
ROFL - only things missing are a Senate Committee of Inquiry, CNN investigation and maybe Art Bell coming out of retirement to get to the heart of the conspiracy
"coL calls two surprise witnesses -- CombatEx and Deezer, to testify against Destiny's character. Destiny has his 12,000 fans all call Deezer's cell phone while he testifies, causing the cell phone to explode. They think it's a bomb, and the episode of Judge Judy is cancelled as everyone is evacuated from the building. The United States opens an investigation of Haypro."
Laughed so bad at work that I am now considered "mentally unfit" and need to collect my stuff from the cubicle and start making picket signs saying "Zerg is coming"
was moved by post to finally make a membership awesome post one of these every 3-4 months would be great of course if you have the time and the material to work with
This madness is all caused by MONEY!! Stop screwing with our game and gamers, and let them show us how to play a really intelligently game for FUN and show..
The US looks at sending military personnel to extract all foreign SC2 players out of Korea (for their safety). But this action is stalled, as they're forced to debate who the foreigners really are -- do they extract Huk, or is he basically Korean because he trained there? What about Select? Jinro can speak Korean...
The entire post is amazing. The little things like quoted above make this probably the best SC2 related thread.
I don't want to count how many posts there are on "what are Koreans".
The US looks at sending military personnel to extract all foreign SC2 players out of Korea (for their safety). But this action is stalled, as they're forced to debate who the foreigners really are -- do they extract Huk, or is he basically Korean because he trained there? What about Select? Jinro can speak Korean...
The entire post is amazing. The little things like quoted above make this probably the best SC2 related thread.
I don't want to count how many posts there are on "what are Koreans".
I agree hands down. That foreigner part was priceless.
You are a god among men, excellent write-up. Only problem I have with it is that when your team mate leaves in a team game you get control of their units and structures, so IdrA's premature gg in this case wouldn't stop them from building mutas through him.
On September 21 2011 23:04 Arckan wrote: You are a god among men, excellent write-up. Only problem I have with it is that when your team mate leaves in a team game you get control of their units and structures, so IdrA's premature gg in this case wouldn't stop them from building mutas through him.
haha favorite parts were that France surrendered to Col, deezer's phone exploded and Idra GG'd against the three random koreans from ladder! Great post
On September 22 2011 02:31 nttea wrote: I don't understand the "usa opens an investigation on haypro" part... someone help? other then that everything was hilarious
His last name is Hussein, so he's probably a threat to national security.
Did someone save a copy of the thing on the Hero announcement, where people had to guess what the announcement was, and someone wrote an entire timeline for ESPORTS with Starcraft 4 and using clones of flash and jaedong to fight aliens.
On September 22 2011 02:31 nttea wrote: I don't understand the "usa opens an investigation on haypro" part... someone help? other then that everything was hilarious
He's from the middle east.
Now that you know that, reread that paragraph and laugh even harder.
On September 22 2011 02:31 nttea wrote: I don't understand the "usa opens an investigation on haypro" part... someone help? other then that everything was hilarious
He's from the middle east.
Now that you know that, reread that paragraph and laugh even harder.
He's Swedish, I believe, but with middle eastern heritage. Makes it even funnier since stereotyping is such a big concern here.
On September 21 2011 10:01 RusHXceL wrote: The oGs house is forced, by Kespa 2.0, to kick well-loved Jinro out of the house. MC won't stand for it and physically fights all the Koreans who come to abduct Jinro. Kespa 2.0 gets a tank from the South Korean military and, via megaphone, tells the oGs house that if they don't kick Jinro out, they'll run through the team house with the tank. MC sends a hallucinated cardboard Jinro out front, but they don't buy it and start moving the tank towards the house. The Suicide Toss himself jumps out of the house and refuses to move, but he can't break the contain and it looks like he's about to lose to 1-1-1 yet again.
is this true lol?
I wouldn't post it if it weren't true. I have some journalistic integrity.
ahahaha +10000 thanks for this Hadn't had a chance to laugh all day.
On September 21 2011 02:21 zarepath wrote: Stephano signed with Complexity (even though there are bigger/better teams) because he heard that they were going to pick up Naniwa.
MC and the tank are at a standstill for hours. Moletrap arrives to interrupt, but he has a hard time analyzing what's going on and eventually leaves. They go well into night, until the clock strikes 12 and the day turns from Sunday.
ROFL!
I lost it at that point. Well played sir well played.
On September 21 2011 02:24 theBullFrog wrote: Wait, col Tried to sue destiny?
No because there was no breach of contract on Destiny's part, im not quite sure where people keep getting this from. Destiny an Col. had a nice talk where both came to an agreement an Col let Destiny out of his contract so thus NO BREAK of CONTRACT for the umpteenth time -.-
This is officially the best thread I have ever read on any forum in the history of the internets. I was laughing, repeatedly, out loud. Thank you Good Sir for taking the time to write it, go have a beer on me.
Hahaha omg I actually really laughed about this, so funny man. Some of the guys who want to do documentaries of esports should just do a movie/cartoon about esports and use this as the story.
The idra part really made me laugh the most, mc being suicide toss was 2nd.
On September 23 2011 12:04 plus ultra wrote: I put off joining for far too long. Finally joined just to give this masterful post the respect it deserves...
Fuck, I actually mistook this as factually correct because it was in the spotlight. It wasn't until I read the part where Destiny got sued did i realize I got trolled! Great post though, after laughing at myself for being such a moronic fool I was able to get some kicks out of the rest of it.
"coL calls two surprise witnesses -- CombatEx and Deezer, to testify against Destiny's character. Destiny has his 12,000 fans all call Deezer's cell phone while he testifies, causing the cell phone to explode. They think it's a bomb, and the episode of Judge Judy is cancelled as everyone is evacuated from the building. The United States opens an investigation of Haypro.
Reddit explodes for a third time. The United States opens another investigation of Haypro."
Best part of the entire post :D:D:D I lol'd so hard.
"MC and the tank are at a standstill for hours. Moletrap arrives to interrupt, but he has a hard time analyzing what's going on and eventually leaves."
It's a good thing that TL has people like Zarepath, reading between the lines and saving espoRTS. It´s a good thing no one got killed and only a few got maimed. Keep us posted on developing developments in the future, someone needs to stay on top of this.
"The oGs house is forced, by Kespa 2.0, to kick well-loved Jinro out of the house. MC won't stand for it and physically fights all the Koreans who come to abduct Jinro. Kespa 2.0 gets a tank from the South Korean military and, via megaphone, tells the oGs house that if they don't kick Jinro out, they'll run through the team house with the tank. MC sends a hallucinated cardboard Jinro out front, but they don't buy it and start moving the tank towards the house. The Suicide Toss himself jumps out of the house and refuses to move, but he can't break the contain and it looks like he's about to lose to 1-1-1 yet again."
this is where i realized it wasn't real. lol
"MC and the tank are at a standstill for hours. Moletrap arrives to interrupt, but he has a hard time analyzing what's going on and eventually leaves."
EPT
Hadn't had a chance to laugh all day.
