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It used to be tradition that every major tournament casted in english would have drinking games associated with it. The games revolved around poking fun of casters' various odd tendencies or quirks. Whether it be the GOMtv classic, with SuperDanielMan freaking out at how few "tourettes" Terran put up to combat Zerg's Mutalisks, or the TSL, casted by cool hand Chill and the hilarious (although sometimes braindead) Day[9], these games have brought thousands of Starcraft fans from all walks of life together for many years.
Since the release of SC2, the art of the drinking game has nearly become lost within the Starcraft community. I'm here to bring it back. And What better way to do so for NORTH AMERICA'S BIGGEST FRICKING' EVENT, EVER!!! The NASL will be a blast, with some of the world's top players converging in one competition. Anything goes, and the prize is $50,000!
So, by now you might be asking, what makes a good drinking game?
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All drinking games must have funny names, or at the very least a name that relates to the game.
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All games must have rules. Rules should be easy to follow, think Geico Caveman easy. a good drinking game is something like "if caster says X, you drink and do Y." Games should not have several steps that require complex problem solving to do. If all is going well, even the most intelligent people in the group won't be able to do hard games, for obvious reasons.
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All games must have a consequence. Consequences must always drinking, but they may also include saying or doing something ridiculous.
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We're all in it together. Drinking games are not meant to isolate anybody from the group, rather, they are group activities. If the rules are met, everyone has to participate!
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So, I implore you TL, let's come up with some great games. I will edit the OP as people post good games, but, if you need help getting started, here is my (original) list of madness:
I'll Tell you what...!!
Everytime INcontrol says the phrase "I'll tell you what!" DRINK
Entirety
Everytime Gretorp says the word "Entire" DRINK
Damn, That's High level Play!
Anytime a caster says some variation of the phrase "High level play!" DRINK
PokeBunny
Everytime Tastless admits to poking Artosis, DRINK!
(named after everyone's favorite pint sized gosu )
But...Mai Kieds 
Anytime a caster makes a joke involving a sexual innuendo, you have to say "but my kids!" in your best impression of Dave Chappelle, then DRINK!
inspired by warsinger's thread about Casting Language Standards as well as Dave Chapelle's skit about how he can't bring his kids to the amuesment park because people walk up to him and say "I'm Rick James Bitch!!" (if someone knows where to get the youtube off of the top of their head, i'd love to link it. Can't find it right now )
Called it!
Everytime a caster predicts a build that a player may do, only to discover that their prediction couldn't be more wrong, DRINK!!
HOLY S***
If any of the casters ever swear on stage, you must first say "holy Shit" in your best impression of the voice from unreal tournament:
Then you gotta CHUG!!
One thought that I should have clarified earlier
On July 09 2011 08:12 BlackW0lf wrote:Can someone count this stuff for me cause I really cant follow all these rules and would be simpler to upgrade thread and read DRINK! 
You can pick as many or as few of the games to play at a single time. Try a few today, a few tomorrow, etc.
On July 09 2011 01:09 elsemyano wrote:
INDEED drink anytime gretorp says "indeed"
On July 09 2011 01:14 Opera wrote: Best Drinking Game Ever Everytime a caster says "This is the best <insert matchup here> I've ever seen !" or any variation (seen in a long time, outside Korea, etc.), say : "Best game ever." and drink.
Hold that shot Everytime a caster interrputs another saying "hold that thought", drink.
On July 09 2011 01:46 Charger wrote: Never GG
Anytime a caster says any variation of "We should be seeing a gg soon" - every 10 game seconds that there isn't a gg, take a drink.
On July 09 2011 01:58 ptrpb wrote: Getting Drunk is Me Drink every time Artosis says "X is Y" where X is an action and Y is a player ex. Getting a bunker is Jinro
On July 09 2011 02:24 Vapaach wrote: Goosebumps Finish your drink everytime Artosis mentions nerd chills.
Tasteless joke Take a gulp every time "a Tasteless build" is mentioned.
On July 09 2011 02:21 ginnipig wrote: "SOOOO MANY BANELINGS!"
Every time a caster says "SOOOO MANY BANELINGS!"
On July 09 2011 02:37 Morta wrote: oh,oooooooooooooohhhhhhh
Drink everytime when there comes a "oh,oooooooooooooohhhhhhh" out from Tastosis.
Damn you will be so hammered. :D
On July 09 2011 02:40 cheeseheadco wrote: drooL or Ragequit.tv (named after everyone's favorite firey maned German caster
Drink everytime Day[J] drools all over himself from sheer excitement
+ Show Spoiler [seoul kiM is actually crazy] +On July 09 2011 02:42 seoul_kiM wrote: Instead of drinking games based on casters I think I'll be going for this one and just really get fucked up. (Made a game for each game/race) When casters... miss an important fight (drink...out of disappointment and frustration)
When a zerg... morphs Ultralisk (drink) uses Neural Parasites (drink) uses Changeling (drink) uses Nydus (drink) kills a unit using baneling mine (drink) uses Contaminate (chug rest of beer)
When a protoss... uses force field (drink) warps in a Carrier (drink) warps in Void Prism (drink) warps in Dark Templar (drink) warps in Mothership (chug) Upgrades Void Prism speed (chug)
When a terran... uses scan (drink) uses stim (drink) Cloaks a banshee (drink) makes a thor (drink) makes a nuke (drink) lands a nuke (Chug)
On July 09 2011 02:50 StarCraft64 wrote: What a Long Strange Trip It's Been Drink whenever Gretorp mentions how many hours or games he's cast for NASL.
Speechless Drink whenever iNcontroL is silent for a noticeable period of time because he cannot think of any words to respond to whatever Gretorp is talking about. For example, Gretorp makes a joke, it doesn't get a laugh, and he attempts to explain it iteratively.
OP EDIT: I think a drink is in order whenever iNcontrol doesn't have anything to say, because we all know that this man loves to talk.
On July 09 2011 02:52 athanasios7592 wrote:Show nested quote +On July 09 2011 01:44 Cel.erity wrote: Drink every time Artosis says "nerd chills". " Nerd on the rocks"
That's what I got so far TL. Share your ideas for games below!
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Seems like someone is gonna get drunk this evening. :D
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drink anytime gretorp says "indeed"
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Best Drinking Game Ever Everytime a caster says "This is the best <insert matchup here> I've ever seen !" or any variation (seen in a long time, outside Korea, etc.), say : "Best game ever." and drink.
Hold that shot Everytime a caster interrputs another saying "hold that thought", drink.
My 2 games
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Nice. Updated.
Now i just need to go write my 1,000th post before I waste it here lol
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Ho'boi getting so drunk this weekend x)
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Drink every time Artosis says "nerd chills".
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Drink for "NICE FORCEFIELDS" and "AMAZING MICRO" and "HUGE STORMS/EMPS/FUNGAL". And if for whatever reason the casters say "NICE CLOAK" or "NICE GUARDIAN SHIELD", you chug.
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Never GG
Anytime a caster says any variation of "We should be seeing a gg soon" - every 10 game seconds that there isn't a gg, take a drink.
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On July 09 2011 01:44 Cel.erity wrote: Drink every time Artosis says "nerd chills". we would all be dead from alcohol poisoning before the games even started
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Oh god, I live in Finland where it's 7:50 PM at the moment. After 9 PM, the stores won't sell you beer. Now the bad thing about this is, I kind of live in the middle of nowhere..
MUST HURRY, THE INTERNET NEEDS ME.
EDIT: 8:40 PM: After contacting a good friend, I have finally acquired a twelve-pack of our finest Finnish brew, Koff. Problem fixed.
EDIT 2: Oh yeah, might as well suggest a drinking game..
Strike of The Thought Hammer
Every time Sean gets his shit-just-got-real-face on and says "Let me tell you something..", drink.
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we might use a teamliquid teamspeak channel for that drinking game
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drink every time gretorp says "this individual x," where x is any unit building, or group of units!
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when gretorp says that someone needs to "scale"
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Getting Drunk is Me Drink every time Artosis says "X is Y" where X is an action and Y is a player ex. Getting a bunker is Jinro
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Hold that shot should be drink twice during the next drink, or drink once the person starts up his train of thought again. How it is to now, is just silly.
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Take a shot every time Day[9] spazzes out about BoxeR.
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Every time there are "SOOOO MANY BANELINGS!"
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take a shot when tastosis makes a lame joke.
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Goosebumps Finish your drink everytime Artosis mentions nerd chills.
Tasteless joke Take a gulp every time "a Tasteless build" is mentioned.
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<3 yu-gi-oh drink whenever johns secret hallway is mentioned
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You know, this rule is actually insane... Take a shot every time someone says "actually."
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Every time Gretorp says "exshtremely shtrong". D:
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On July 09 2011 02:22 ElusoryX wrote: take a shot when tastosis makes a lame joke. never happend never will happen
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Drink everytime when there comes a "oh,oooooooooooooohhhhhhh" out from Tastosis.
Damn you will be so hammered. :D
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I want to pass out game Everytime gretorp says "gonna be able" or any variation of that take a shot.
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Drink everytime Day[J] drools all over himself from sheer excitement
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Every time it isn't an unmitigated disaster down your pint.
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Instead of drinking games based on casters I think I'll be going for this one and just really get fucked up. (Made a game for each game/race) When casters... miss an important fight (drink...out of disappointment and frustration)
When a zerg... morphs Ultralisk (drink) uses Neural Parasites (drink) uses Changeling (drink) uses Nydus (drink) kills a unit using baneling mine (drink) uses Contaminate (chug rest of beer)
When a protoss... uses force field (drink) warps in a Carrier (drink) warps in Void Prism (drink) warps in Dark Templar (drink) warps in Mothership (chug) Upgrades Void Prism speed (chug)
When a terran... uses scan (drink) uses stim (drink) Cloaks a banshee (drink) makes a thor (drink) makes a nuke (drink) lands a nuke (Chug)
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+1 for the Unreal Tournament clip.
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On July 09 2011 02:24 Vapaach wrote: Goosebumps Finish your drink everytime Artosis mentions nerd chills.
Tasteless joke Take a gulp every time "a Tasteless build" is mentioned.
Lol if I finished my drink everytime Artosis says he has nerd chills I would be out of beer very fast =/
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Everytime Tasteless or Artosis reference "Taking nerds ladder points" Drink.
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To many drink when...after 1 hour your shitfaced lol
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Yay, im ready for it. Just came home with a bottle of my favourite single malt.
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Cheers. Prost. Nazdravlje....
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everytime day9 pauses for more than 5 seconds staring into space with a big smile on his face
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On July 09 2011 02:42 seoul_kiM wrote: uses force field (drink)
I'm going to let you know that dying is not the end-goal of this game.
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What a Long Strange Trip It's Been Drink whenever Gretorp mentions how many hours or games he's cast for NASL.
Speechless Drink whenever iNcontroL is silent for a noticeable period of time because he cannot think of any words to respond to whatever Gretorp is talking about. For example, Gretorp makes a joke, it doesn't get a laugh, and he attempts to explain it iteratively.
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On July 09 2011 02:42 seoul_kiM wrote: Instead of drinking games based on casters I think I'll be going for this one and just really get fucked up. (Made a game for each game/race) When casters... miss an important fight (drink...out of disappointment and frustration)
When a zerg... morphs Ultralisk (drink) uses Neural Parasites (drink) uses Changeling (drink) uses Nydus (drink) kills a unit using baneling mine (drink) uses Contaminate (chug rest of beer)
When a protoss... uses force field (drink) warps in a Carrier (drink) warps in Void Prism (drink) warps in Dark Templar (drink) warps in Mothership (chug) Upgrades Void Prism speed (chug)
When a terran... uses scan (drink) uses stim (drink) Cloaks a banshee (drink) makes a thor (drink) makes a nuke (drink) lands a nuke (Chug)
haha these are great! but please remove forcefield, scan and stim because many people might get intoxicated. oh and isn't the voidray speed removed?
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Finish your drink each time a Korean beats a Foreigner, or maybe the other way around?
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Drink everytime artosis says: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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On July 09 2011 01:44 Cel.erity wrote: Drink every time Artosis says "nerd chills".
"Nerd on the rocks"
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On July 09 2011 02:50 leo23 wrote:Show nested quote +On July 09 2011 02:42 seoul_kiM wrote: Instead of drinking games based on casters I think I'll be going for this one and just really get fucked up. (Made a game for each game/race) When casters... miss an important fight (drink...out of disappointment and frustration)
When a zerg... morphs Ultralisk (drink) uses Neural Parasites (drink) uses Changeling (drink) uses Nydus (drink) kills a unit using baneling mine (drink) uses Contaminate (chug rest of beer)
When a protoss... uses force field (drink) warps in a Carrier (drink) warps in Void Prism (drink) warps in Dark Templar (drink) warps in Mothership (chug) Upgrades Void Prism speed (chug)
When a terran... uses scan (drink) uses stim (drink) Cloaks a banshee (drink) makes a thor (drink) makes a nuke (drink) lands a nuke (Chug) haha these are great! but please remove forcefield, scan and stim because many people might get intoxicated. oh and isn't the voidray speed removed?
I believe he meant warp prism, not void prism.
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On July 09 2011 02:22 ElusoryX wrote: take a shot when tastosis makes a lame joke.
You're not gonna be able to make it by the end of tonight then.
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EDIT: someone beat me to it
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Can't believe no one has mentioned "ACTUALLY TASTELESS" or "ACTUALLY ARTOSIS".
Makes my ears bleed each time.
<3 tastosis tho.
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drink every time day9 says the word "brilliant"
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i think i'll just play them all
good idea. tyty XD
Edit: donno if anyone has said this, or even noticed, but since tasteless says it even sometimes twice before games, it should be added to the op
Head to Head, Toe to Toe
Anytime tasteless says, "Head to Head" or "Toe to Toe" going into a game you say the one he didn't say (i.e. Tasteless says "Head to Head", you say "Toe to Toe" vice versa) and TAKE A DRINK!
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On July 09 2011 02:58 HorsemasterK wrote: Can't believe no one has mentioned "ACTUALLY TASTELESS" or "ACTUALLY ARTOSIS".
Makes my ears bleed each time.
<3 tastosis tho. haha I just did!
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Is this the LR thread? =b
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On July 09 2011 02:59 oOOoOphidian wrote:Show nested quote +On July 09 2011 02:58 HorsemasterK wrote: Can't believe no one has mentioned "ACTUALLY TASTELESS" or "ACTUALLY ARTOSIS".
Makes my ears bleed each time.
<3 tastosis tho. haha I just did!
oooO missed that. Maybe I shouldn't have ACTUALLY started drinking early
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On July 09 2011 01:14 Opera wrote:Best Drinking Game EverEverytime a caster says "This is the best <insert matchup here> I've ever seen !" or any variation (seen in a long time, outside Korea, etc.), say : "Best game ever." and drink. Hold that shotEverytime a caster interrputs another saying "hold that thought", drink. My 2 games  Hahaha really like these.
Yay I'm a drinking game now, even though I can't drink >_>
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Ahead? Drink everytime a caster uses the phrase "get more ahead".
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Soon as i get home from work, this is on.
The Mothership Everytime a mothership is warped in you must say in your most childish voice "I want my mommy", finish your drink, and either take a shot or shotgun your next beer
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Noobie shot Whenever Tasteless says "...for all your noobs out there..." or any slight variation of the phrase, take a shot
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You'll be piss drunk two matches in if you stick to more than one of these rules. Remember guys, a good drinking game keeps you drinking a long time - the idea is not to down the bottle within 5 minutes.
Cheers, and I'll be drinking at "So many banelings". It will be hard liquor though, because I'm assuming it won't be TOO often.
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On July 09 2011 03:04 Pokebunny wrote:Show nested quote +On July 09 2011 01:14 Opera wrote:Best Drinking Game EverEverytime a caster says "This is the best <insert matchup here> I've ever seen !" or any variation (seen in a long time, outside Korea, etc.), say : "Best game ever." and drink. Hold that shotEverytime a caster interrputs another saying "hold that thought", drink. My 2 games  Hahaha really like these. Yay I'm a drinking game now, even though I can't drink >_>
Hell yeah you are, and of course you can drink, just don't let the authorities know...
Great stuff guys, updated op. This is my 1,000th post so you better enjoy it!
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How about:
God's work Drink every time Day[9] uses the word "miracle" to describe a micro situation.
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Every time incontrol says "miscue."
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so for everyone playing some games, Artosis has already said actually twice, so drink up guys!
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LOL @ "Getting drunk is me"
Artosis does that so much and I always laugh at how funny it sounds.
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guys guys guys i got one.
Every ten minutes.... that NASL...
Doesn't start, DRINK!
you're all gonna be hospitalized
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Lol he said shit time to chug
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Man i'm so drunk right now. i'm drinking everytime the audio goes to the shitter..
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Drink anytime that Incontrol describes someone as a "Fantastic Player"
Drink anytime that the casters use the word "Circumvent"
Finish an entire bottle of liquor anytime that the casters use the god awful word "Blunder".
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Drink every time a positive post about NASL appears in the NASL Grand Finals Thread.
You'll be dying of thirst the whole weekend.
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On July 09 2011 04:53 Brotatolol wrote: Drink every time a positive post about NASL appears in the NASL Grand Finals Thread.
You'll be dying of thirst the whole weekend.
lol, you're supposed to play games that make you drink a lot, not die of thirst lol (and I know you're joking around so am I)
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Im already drunk cause I drank every time I was disappointed. :-/
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1- Geoff's sound is awful. 2- Sound in general is louder on the right side 3- The camera is extremely shaky.
Did they even test this at all?
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take a shot whenever you facepalm at such bad production quality
youll die
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Take a shot every time you consciously think to yourself "the sound is louder on the right".
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Hey guys save the negativity and production bashing for the NASL LR thread. We don't want this to get closed or for people to get warned/banned. Thanks!
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Never GG
Anytime a caster says any variation of "We should be seeing a gg soon" - every 10 game seconds that there isn't a gg, take a drink.
You'll die by the end of the night.
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On July 09 2011 04:49 TW_Covenant wrote: Man i'm so drunk right now. i'm drinking everytime the audio goes to the shitter.. Oh my god, you must be near death
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Also
-10 minutes intro for Ret (too long), 45 seconds for Puma. Sure he got through the open tournament but still. -The first interview is messy and probably need at least 2 microphones. Have the translator on screen! I'm sure they're going to solve that pretty quickly =) -After Puma's 2-0 victory against Ret, the commentators are like "yeah good job Puma and also EVERYONE CHEER FOR RET HE DID AWESOME IN NASL!" Not a care in the world for the guy who won...
Puma, forgive them for they know not what they do.
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On July 09 2011 02:22 ElusoryX wrote: take a shot when tastosis makes a lame joke.
The point of the game is drinking.
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Man too easy.
Nothing but perfect
Drink whenever a casters shouts "'Perfect Forcefields" for overlapping forcefields.
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Sir Knumskull
Anytime they refer to each other as "Sir", take a double shot
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Everytime you think about how good Homestory Cup 3 was, take a sip. Should be drunk soon.
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Drink whenever the players struggle to get into the booth.
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Here's the DRINK Tasteless:
Anytime Artosis says the following: "Now here's the thing"
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Take a half a bottle of beer when there's a sound problem.
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every time there is sound, drink this is for those of you who arent thirsty
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take a shot when the camera shakes, how often can this happen, haha.
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I don't have enough alcohol to play this game.
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I'd like to add whenever the terms "On the back foot" or "Give chase" are mentioned would be a good time to drink. Those terms seem so overused in the NASL
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On July 09 2011 05:27 cascades wrote: Man too easy.
Nothing but perfect
Drink whenever a casters shouts "'Perfect Forcefields" for overlapping forcefields.
They say that when force fields doesn't overlap but still blocks them off, overlap = bad.
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Flipping voice
Whenever INcontroLs voice flips during intense action, drink
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drink if idra doesnt GG... Drink twice if he does
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On July 09 2011 07:40 NoodleFish wrote: drink if idra doesnt GG... Drink twice if he does
does this count games idra doesn't play in?
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One drink for everytime the announcer says "Hasuorbs"
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Drink every time you feel awkward during the stream.
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you should take a shot whenever there is sound issues within the NASL !!!
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A liter of wine... I feel all tingly :D Come on foreigners!!
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So because I'm only 16 I decided to use orange soda as my beverage of choice.
Bad idea, I think I'm going to go puke, both because of the drinks and the NASL issues :/
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Take a drink every time you hear "That's all she wrote" in the intro videos.
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This thread is pure gold.
TL.net delivering!
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saasaa gobuachidamamamatatas
The above is all I could manage as far as comprehensible English, that is how drunk I am right now. How was I able to write this post explaining how drunk I am? The above illegible jargon and this post explaining it are all I can type while stupidly drunk. Now for the rest of my thoughts!
guuguuhepanaruuuuuuu
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Drink everytime you see the player that is being highlighted get a loss in the highlight.
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Take a shot every time you hear the word "non-Korean" and "Korean".
"Non Korean" counts as two shots.
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On July 09 2011 07:45 Nocthem wrote: you should take a shot whenever there is sound issues within the NASL !!! Too dangerous and I don't have enough alcohol. You should take a shot when the sound is at a pretty good level.
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Everyone who is not watching the stream with a girl, take a drink!
Take a drink for each guy you are watching the stream with as well!
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Can someone count this stuff for me cause I really cant follow all these rules and would be simpler to upgrade thread and read DRINK!
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On July 09 2011 08:09 R0YAL wrote: Everyone who is not watching the stream with a girl, take a drink!
Take a drink for each guy you are watching the stream with as well!
You mean each guy you are watching it on the entire stream? Because well, it's supposed to be a drinking game. Not mass suicide :p
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On July 09 2011 08:19 Serelitz wrote:Show nested quote +On July 09 2011 08:09 R0YAL wrote: Everyone who is not watching the stream with a girl, take a drink!
Take a drink for each guy you are watching the stream with as well! You mean each guy you are watching it on the entire stream? Because well, it's supposed to be a drinking game. Not mass suicide :p Hah I meant physically but if you'd like to take 45,000 drinks then be my guest 
I'll add another one! If you are a girl, take 10 drinks if you are physically watching the stream with a guy. + Show Spoiler +Your welcome guy
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On July 09 2011 08:00 Rasun wrote: saasaa gobuachidamamamatatas
The above is all I could manage as far as comprehensible English, that is how drunk I am right now. How was I able to write this post explaining how drunk I am? The above illegible jargon and this post explaining it are all I can type while stupidly drunk. Now for the rest of my thoughts!
guuguuhepanaruuuuuuu
Not drunk. At all.
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Take a drink for every baneling.
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Sorry if this has been mentionned before, as I don't have enough time to read all pages....witch is unfortunate, since this is VERY funny.
But I think I have the very best drinking game for this weekend.
"Next Level Flip Maneuver" Take a shot whenever a table is flipped in Nasl's stream chat. Then make a silly table flipping gesture on whatever piece of furniture is the closest to you.
(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
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On July 09 2011 05:53 Aelip wrote:Show nested quote +On July 09 2011 05:27 cascades wrote: Man too easy.
Nothing but perfect
Drink whenever a casters shouts "'Perfect Forcefields" for overlapping forcefields. They say that when force fields doesn't overlap but still blocks them off, overlap = bad. Sorry, but cascades is right - they really do say that after pretty much any forcefield.
A toss could drop three forcefields across his ramp on Xel'Naga, leaving enough space for zerglings to run through anyway, and there would be a scream of "Perfect Forcefields!!!"
Edited to add:
On July 09 2011 21:45 KzHKadium wrote: (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ That's the best emoticon I've ever seen.
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On July 09 2011 08:25 FallDownMarigold wrote:Show nested quote +On July 09 2011 08:00 Rasun wrote: saasaa gobuachidamamamatatas
The above is all I could manage as far as comprehensible English, that is how drunk I am right now. How was I able to write this post explaining how drunk I am? The above illegible jargon and this post explaining it are all I can type while stupidly drunk. Now for the rest of my thoughts!
guuguuhepanaruuuuuuu Not drunk. At all.
What was your first clue? 
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do NOT , i repeat DO NOT! drink a shot everytime Lindsay says "Excellent" .. that will not end well..
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Drink anytime Tasteless says "actually".. you'll be pissfaced by the end of a single BO3.
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drink when they play starcraft. I'm still sober.
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