EPTThe Terran Dominion Marine Corp Handbook - Page 4
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Comeh
United States18919 Posts
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Setev
Malaysia390 Posts
Rule #2: At the base, never talk down to medivac pilots coz they might take your dick away when you are sedated but if you play your cards right, they might also take your dick, in a good, erotic way. So always behave around them! Use proper salutations even when over the radio, and do not complain about any itches you have. (They might take it the wrong way) Instead, scratch with your fingers. Rule #3: Never say "heal bus" and the name Maria Thalesses in the same sentence. Its extremely bad luck and ALWAYS result in accidents during surgery. Once a marine thought he was being funny talking about "Maria's healing busts" in the ER, but ended up mysteriously dying of explosive baneling tumor growth, despite being injured by psionic blade slashes in battle. | ||
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Conrose
437 Posts
. Mothership: Little is known about these gargantuan vessels. Survivors of the Battle of Tarsonis spoke of "Arbiters" that were able to distort the very fabric of time and space to render friendly forces invisible to the naked eye. The mothership reportedly has the very same ability. It also reportedly has the ability to create a tear in reality to warp in distant forces to the battlefield instantaneously. These lies and misinformation are spread by terrorist organizations and Alien Sympathizers. The forces these "Motherships" supposedly summon are already there and were unaccounted for because of the cloaking field. And reports of Protoss forces being whisked away from the battlefield by this method is clearly a rumor twisted and manipulated from witness reports of Protoss use of Hallucinations. See beyond these illusions and recognize the true threat of the Mothership, the ability to create something akin to a temporary naked singularity. Some call it a black hole or a vortex for simplicity... but it is not. If you are the victim of such, you will be stretched to near infinite lengths, your perception of time slowed, and while the process as we would see it from outside would only last approximately 20 seconds, there is no way to determine how long it would feel like from within. It may be minutes, hours, days, even years trapped within before you are finally expelled. Thank your lucky stars that the Protoss are overly concerned for the safety of their fellow warriors as it designed to restore its victims fully to their original shape at the end of its duration... though typically the Protoss Forces would have shoved their otherwise useless Archons into the Vortex with you and unleash their psionic fury upon all their enemies the moment they could. We've lost whole armies to this tactic in the past, but the Archons have apparently developed an adverse reaction to these vortexes and in the past few months have been witnessed running away from a Mothership induced Vortex. As such, we hope to secure the testimonies of vortex survivors. Special business interests that provide significant funding and support for our great leader propose a practical application of Vortex technology in the field of physical therapy. The process of stable "Spaghettification" shows promise for treating back problems, muscle aches and pains and even Arthritis. | ||
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Kujawa
United States137 Posts
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just lucky
Philippines16 Posts
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osten
Sweden316 Posts
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TheKanAry
United States149 Posts
*Warning, the dominion has no responsibility for anyone that eats an Overlords innards, if you do eat an Overlords innards, please report to the nearest dominion scientist(s) available, so that they can study the results. And remember, food poisoning does not qualify you for a medal, it doesn't matter if you vomit up both your lungs. | ||
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viii
United States266 Posts
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IntoTheEmo
Singapore1169 Posts
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Mada`
United Kingdom37 Posts
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krok(obs)
Germany264 Posts
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Conrose
437 Posts
On March 27 2011 18:46 osten wrote: This was very cool but really, the convicts have no control themselves over stimpacks. It's just cooler that way. The Terran Dominion's military uses resocialization on a much smaller scale than did the Confederacy by most Canon sources that discuss it thanks to much more effective Propaganda than the Confederacy had. | ||
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