I just played a PvT on Shakuras Plateau... I spawned in the bottom left and he spawned in the top right.

It ended up playing out as 3base to 3base, armies being equal the whole game.
Except, of course, my upgrades were 2-3 and his were 1-0 when we engaged in our final battle after 22 minutes.
And, of course, he insisted on staying with marine marauder, while I got charge, blink, high templar, immortals, and archons.

When the final engagement hit, I rolled over him as expected. He called PvT imbalanced in favor of Protoss. When I pointed out that Terran can make other units besides marines and marauders (namely ghosts), he said that he had made "plenty of ghosts", called storms bullshit, and also called Protoss a 1a race (but I thought I had to storm? whatever).

I checked the replay for his ghosts. He casted EMP five times before our engagement, which I hadn't noticed. Two completely missed my army, two hit a few zealots and stalkers, and one hit one of my nine high templar. And his ghosts were even cloaked (I had moved my observer away at the time) so his ghosts couldn't have gotten picked off by my army.

And then he chooses to engage in the center of the map... but just runs away the entire time so I just keep taking potshots with my chargelots and blink stalkers (and my units start recharging their shields that they lost with EMP).

Moral: The game's always underpowered in the hands of someone who doesn't know how to play the game.

nooboon

2602 Posts

October 14 2011 14:04 GMT

#1867

On October 12 2011 13:08 ectonym wrote:
[image loading]

heh heh. i had to share this, poor guy was raging at the wrong person, bless his heart

Now that is awesome

moskonia

Israel1448 Posts

October 14 2011 14:27 GMT

#1868

Me: "hi"
Me: "gl hf bro"
Him: "fck off"
Me: "I love you too!"
Me: "♥"

... time passes...
he lifts all his buildings

Me: "lol"
Me: "dude that is just BS"
Him: "your race is fucking bs"
Him: "fast expo and still hold 2rax"
Him: "t rax nerf is a fucking joke"

^^ BM is funny

Cain0

United Kingdom608 Posts

October 14 2011 20:26 GMT

#1869

On October 14 2011 23:27 moskonia wrote:
Me: "hi"
Me: "gl hf bro"
Him: "fck off"
Me: "I love you too!"
Me: "♥"

... time passes...
he lifts all his buildings

Me: "lol"
Me: "dude that is just BS"
Him: "your race is fucking bs"
Him: "fast expo and still hold 2rax"
Him: "t rax nerf is a fucking joke"

^^ BM is funny

Terrans get angry when their riskless early pressure doesnt work. ^^

nexitustl1

156 Posts

October 15 2011 07:03 GMT

#1870

I was playing a tvp and it got into base trading b.c i knew i was behind on upgrades and army composition. I knew i could not win against him even straight up in the middle let alone trying to run back defend and save my base. He goes back to his main base to crush my main army that leads to me mass raxing/4 factories into a defending win / pushing his last stuff because my main army did enough to widdle him down. then this D:
[image loading]

MeatSnack

United States23 Posts

October 15 2011 07:42 GMT

#1871

He did a 7RR, so I have no sympathy

Zedex

United Kingdom310 Posts

October 15 2011 08:26 GMT

#1872

He tried to bust my forge expand with roaches, when it didn't work he had a very intelligent response. His impressive choice of words lead me to express my love for apples in a way which I could never before comprehend.
[image loading]

tehe

Kielbasa

Australia67 Posts

October 15 2011 11:32 GMT

#1873

I remember one time during my early hellion harass on a zerg I was on a roll and kept a few alive inside his base for at least a minute while being chased by slow lings and queens.

After they finally died the guy abused me telling me to stop wasting my time microing and macro better even though unfortunately for him i'd still been spending all my money

cavalier3024

Israel19 Posts

October 15 2011 16:37 GMT

#1874

From a 2v2 game:
[image loading]

Because everyone knows that true pros have a macro belly button..

Hairy

United Kingdom1169 Posts

October 15 2011 23:15 GMT

#1875

I guess he REALLY didn't want to have fun?

I just can't quite fathom how someone can possibly reply to "have fun! ♥" with "fuck you".

Wiwiweb

France56 Posts

October 16 2011 00:43 GMT

#1876

Sometimes, there's people you just have to BM.

[image loading]

RaLakedaimon

United States1564 Posts

October 16 2011 07:32 GMT

#1877

I haven't played SC2 ladder in about 6 months and the last two days I think I have played 5 games, I won two so far and this was one of those and this is the second game in a row I hit the same guy. He was quiet in game 1 with no glhf or anything and when he won I "gg" and "well played" him. This is what he gives me in game 2 when we hit again on ladder about three minutes later. I was rolling as Random btw, used to main Terran but don't play almost at all except against the AI anymore. (Diamond league but that don't matter lol)

edit-To further clarify in game 1 we matched he marine all-ined me when I rolled as Z and in this game my ID is FirstAscent (didn't know if anyone could notice since I use different name on SC2). This game the pics from I went 1 gate robo/expo then added two more gates (3 gate robo).

IsraeL

United Kingdom172 Posts

October 17 2011 14:12 GMT

#1878

I didn't take a screenshot but I just got told:

"You would last one second in a macro game"

sooo good

TKHawkins

United States103 Posts

October 17 2011 14:17 GMT

#1879

Nice little PvZ with a BM response to glhf. Since I was random, he ends up scouting me with his 7th drone. After I scout a fairly standard gas on 9, hatch on 14, pool on 13, roach warren on 17, into mass roach, I apply early pressure and then crush him with my first two immortals.

Afterwards, he complained about me "4 gating" him. Yeah....

Surefoot

United Kingdom4 Posts

October 17 2011 14:35 GMT

#1880

On December 12 2010 20:42 DNB wrote:
I don't have a replay due to OS breakdown which caused my whole HDD to be erased, but a week or so after the release I had a nice chat with a zerg player after I roflstomped him in TvZ

Zerg: "fuck you and your marauders"

Zerg: "its ppl like you that make zvt the shittiest MU to watch"

Zerg: "being able to win by simply A clicking into zerg's main is NOT NORMAL"

Me: "but on meth it is"

"Opponent has left the game"

Genuis