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Start of game, ZvZ... This is a 100% accurate transcript.
Fenra: Zergs so good man
McGuire: Orly?? :p
F: herp di durr banshees killed all my drones
F: good thing my units don't cost money
F: herp di durr
M: You recently switch??
F: tired of using skill as terran
M: fair enough
F: figured i would just no-skill it as zerg
M: fair enough
M: gl hf
F: gl hf
At this point I did a 14/14 speedling expand, and sent my six initial lings to scout his base. He 15 hatched and went straight for roaches and waaaay overdroned and I KILLED HIM with my initial six zerglings. Nothing more.
F: gg assclown
So I suppose he learned his first lesson about the no-skill zerg race... do not overdrone. Especially in a ZvZ. GG moron, wherever you are.
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Wow. You killed him with 6 lings, good job  Showed him whose boss LOL.
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pvt, doing histers immortal build, killed his army but lost alot of mine aswell. i also denied his expo for a very long time. but i transitioned well into an expo + colossus.
before the game ended, you'll have to take my word for it, he said "drown yourself you peice of shit".
+ Show Spoiler +
Empire: cubt
sorry
excuse me
cunt*
You: thank you for the laugh
Empire: k
keep doing your cheesy all ins, you could never beat me in a macro game
You: when did i all in
when i expoed?
Empire: LOL
LMFAO
LOL
yeah
haha
looking at your match history
this is all you do huh
your cheesy all-in build
You: actually thats the first game i did that build
Empire: dude
im looking at your match history
you beat a top 8 diamond
using the same build you did to me
it's cheesey dude
admit it
you have no skill
You: actually he did a 4 rax all in and i held it with a 2 gate robo
and didnt attack him till after i expoed
Disclaimer: i was thinking of the wrong game, but the game he was talking about i expoed at 7:45 and did not attack until very late in the game.
Empire: he did a 2 rax FE
9 minutes in
NO EXPO from you
it's cheesey bro
but whatever
you won't get far with it
You: cry about it some more
Empire: hahaha
im fine bro
just going to be a rough road aho for you in diamond if you think this shit is going to make you good
just blindly coin-flipping
You: oh it wasnt a coin flip
Empire: doing a build without even knowing what i have
cheese
pure cheese
cheddar
You: i had an obs in your base , bro
Empire: not at the front
it's cheese... if that push had failed, you would have lost the game
You: i could tell you were expanding
i knew it wouldnt fail
Empire: LOL
s
o there's no counter to it?
wow
You: the counter definately isnt expoing and having bad army control
Empire: whatever
add me and we'll RM
again
Empire has disconnected.
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On October 19 2011 16:08 Corrosive wrote:pvt, doing histers immortal build, killed his army but lost alot of mine aswell. i also denied his expo for a very long time. but i transitioned well into an expo + colossus. before the game ended, you'll have to take my word for it, he said "drown yourself you peice of shit". + Show Spoiler +
Empire: cubt
sorry
excuse me
cunt*
You: thank you for the laugh
Empire: k
keep doing your cheesy all ins, you could never beat me in a macro game
You: when did i all in
when i expoed?
Empire: LOL
LMFAO
LOL
yeah
haha
looking at your match history
this is all you do huh
your cheesy all-in build
You: actually thats the first game i did that build
Empire: dude
im looking at your match history
you beat a top 8 diamond
using the same build you did to me
it's cheesey dude
admit it
you have no skill
You: actually he did a 4 rax all in and i held it with a 2 gate robo
and didnt attack him till after i expoed
Disclaimer: i was thinking of the wrong game, but the game he was talking about i expoed at 7:45 and did not attack until very late in the game.
Empire: he did a 2 rax FE
9 minutes in
NO EXPO from you
it's cheesey bro
but whatever
you won't get far with it
You: cry about it some more
Empire: hahaha
im fine bro
just going to be a rough road aho for you in diamond if you think this shit is going to make you good
just blindly coin-flipping
You: oh it wasnt a coin flip
Empire: doing a build without even knowing what i have
cheese
pure cheese
cheddar
You: i had an obs in your base , bro
Empire: not at the front
it's cheese... if that push had failed, you would have lost the game
You: i could tell you were expanding
i knew it wouldnt fail
Empire: LOL
s
o there's no counter to it?
wow
You: the counter definately isnt expoing and having bad army control
Empire: whatever
add me and we'll RM
again
Empire has disconnected.
Was there a regame?
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On October 19 2011 16:16 Garnet wrote:Show nested quote +On October 19 2011 16:08 Corrosive wrote:pvt, doing histers immortal build, killed his army but lost alot of mine aswell. i also denied his expo for a very long time. but i transitioned well into an expo + colossus. before the game ended, you'll have to take my word for it, he said "drown yourself you peice of shit". + Show Spoiler +
Empire: cubt
sorry
excuse me
cunt*
You: thank you for the laugh
Empire: k
keep doing your cheesy all ins, you could never beat me in a macro game
You: when did i all in
when i expoed?
Empire: LOL
LMFAO
LOL
yeah
haha
looking at your match history
this is all you do huh
your cheesy all-in build
You: actually thats the first game i did that build
Empire: dude
im looking at your match history
you beat a top 8 diamond
using the same build you did to me
it's cheesey dude
admit it
you have no skill
You: actually he did a 4 rax all in and i held it with a 2 gate robo
and didnt attack him till after i expoed
Disclaimer: i was thinking of the wrong game, but the game he was talking about i expoed at 7:45 and did not attack until very late in the game.
Empire: he did a 2 rax FE
9 minutes in
NO EXPO from you
it's cheesey bro
but whatever
you won't get far with it
You: cry about it some more
Empire: hahaha
im fine bro
just going to be a rough road aho for you in diamond if you think this shit is going to make you good
just blindly coin-flipping
You: oh it wasnt a coin flip
Empire: doing a build without even knowing what i have
cheese
pure cheese
cheddar
You: i had an obs in your base , bro
Empire: not at the front
it's cheese... if that push had failed, you would have lost the game
You: i could tell you were expanding
i knew it wouldnt fail
Empire: LOL
s
o there's no counter to it?
wow
You: the counter definately isnt expoing and having bad army control
Empire: whatever
add me and we'll RM
again
Empire has disconnected.
Was there a regame?
no, i was in a game, so i didnt reply but i did add him on my friends list. so if there is a regame i will report back with results
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I'll admit that it's a bit of BM'ing on my part to have messaged him after the game, but his rage was amusing and I needed a little food for my troll.
I was in the middle of attacking him with a 3gate-robo with +1 atk and charge just finishing up. He retreated most of his Roaches up to his main and I took advantage of forcefields on his ramp.
Bad Manners here!
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On October 19 2011 17:19 wrekkless wrote:I'll admit that it's a bit of BM'ing on my part to have messaged him after the game, but his rage was amusing and I needed a little food for my troll. I was in the middle of attacking him with a 3gate-robo with +1 atk and charge just finishing up. He retreated most of his Roaches up to his main and I took advantage of forcefields on his ramp. Bad Manners here!
i dunno. your bm was not nearly as bad as his, not really that bm at all. really funny though :D
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I love the Zerg raging about terran needing only 3 units to win when i've seen Stephano beat terran with just zerglings
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United Kingdom36161 Posts
On October 16 2011 01:37 cavalier3024 wrote:From a 2v2 game: ![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/5hbhT.jpg) Because everyone knows that true pros have a macro belly button..
Lol, this is great
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On October 19 2011 22:35 marvellosity wrote:Show nested quote +On October 16 2011 01:37 cavalier3024 wrote:From a 2v2 game: Because everyone knows that true pros have a macro belly button.. Lol, this is great
Hehe was that me?
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Canada13410 Posts
Just got a very confusing one. I went 3 gate expo in PvP and with my initial aggression killed 2 stalkers with one zealot one stalker. He was in platinum as well which made me even more confused.
![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/vzbx8.png)
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I'm sorry Nestea
![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/PziMa.jpg)
Your build is gay and if you use it, you can't play for real 
PsychoWabber said it.
Edited image
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your Country52798 Posts
He beat a double 12 worker rush and got mad, and basically flamed us and called us noobs, many times. We asked for a rematch where we'd play standard and thiss happened (we lost before we finished ingame convo so I messaged him continuing a very epic conversation.
You: cmon
SRNGxCoto has reconnected.
You: easy wins
SRNGxCoto: NOOBS
You: easssssyyyyyy winnnnnssss
wanna 1v1?
SRNGxCoto: NOOB RUSHER FALI
FAIL
You: 1v1 then
you can win again
and call us noobs even more
good idea, right?
Think about it
We open up standard
You defend thinking we're rushing noobs
We crush you in a macro game
Then, you flame us some more
A very enjoyable experience on both sides
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We spawn close positions Abyssal, pvz. I decide i'm going to ffe into mothership rush. It wins the game.
Afterwards, this kid ("Bogore") accuses me of being a "typical protoss" I ask wtf that means, he says no protoss take 3rd bases, I ask where do I take my 3rd close spawns abyssal, he says bottom of map, I said lol that plays to protoss strengths he replied "stalkers move down their instantly" "stalkers are the most mobile core unit in the game" "protoss is mobile"
...
...
he was masters
/wrists
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http://imgur.com/a/ZuQAm
1st pic: Well that's always a good way to start a game
2nd pic: Tries to cannon rush me when i pool first. It does no damage and puts him way behind
3rd pic: I use an overlord and scout him going stargate and prepare accordingly.
4th pic: The single void ray literally deals no damage except for tickling my extractor
5th pic: At this point I'm so far ahead there's no way i can lose, so i build up a large roach/hydra army and go kill him, and decide to get overlord drops to get better positioning when i attack his ramp
6th: Predictably i crush his army
7th: Oh shit he has DTs (hard to see in pic but you can clearly see he has 5 on units tab)
8th: I save my army by putting them in my ovies and make an overseer.
9th: I crush his army, again
10th: Projecting much?
Mind you I didn't say anything all game. I figured crushing him would be more humiliating than anything i could say. Oddly enough when i checked his b.net profile his most played race is zerg, so maybe he got hacked or something lol.
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On October 23 2011 00:45 TehTemplar wrote:
He beat a double 12 worker rush and got mad, and basically flamed us and called us noobs, many times. We asked for a rematch where we'd play standard and thiss happened (we lost before we finished ingame convo so I messaged him continuing a very epic conversation.
You: cmon
SRNGxCoto has reconnected.
You: easy wins
SRNGxCoto: NOOBS
You: easssssyyyyyy winnnnnssss
wanna 1v1?
SRNGxCoto: NOOB RUSHER FALI
FAIL
You: 1v1 then
you can win again
and call us noobs even more
good idea, right?
Think about it
We open up standard
You defend thinking we're rushing noobs
We crush you in a macro game
Then, you flame us some more
A very enjoyable experience on both sides
Sounds like you being a massive dick to me.
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Got matched up with this guy on ladder, it was a ZvT and he demanded a best of 3 after. Started every game nice and went off on me every time he lost his army. (I'm the zerg crosby)
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I haven't been BM'd in a while, so I was glad to get this at the end of a 3v3:
![[image loading]](http://i195.photobucket.com/albums/z310/j5bruno/gayunits1.jpg)
Gay units, huh? Noob, huh? I went zergling/baneling into broodlord (all heavily upgraded) with four bases to boot. The guy telling me that gay units win? Guess what he was massing the entire late-game:
![[image loading]](http://i195.photobucket.com/albums/z310/j5bruno/gayunits2.jpg)
Apparently massing thors on one base isn't a "gay" composition...
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+ Show Spoiler +On September 18 2011 20:16 Joytoyou wrote:
~No More BM~
How to mute players In-GameI actually had to look this up, apparently it is a recently added feature to sc2. To mute a player you've never encountered before, while in your first match with them ever, you do the following:
1. Press F11 2. Look at bottom of the pop-up window, and click on the name of your opponent that you wish to block/mute. ![[image loading]](http://img842.imageshack.us/img842/7530/sc2blockplayer.jpg) Again note that this can be done in-game, when meeting a player for the first time.The following is true about this action as far as I know: 1. Players won't know that you've blocked them unless you choose to tell them 2. Players can continue typing to you and wasting lots of attention and emotion without ever knowing it's all wasted effort and lost APM 3. You can review anything people have ever written to you when you watch the replay 4. You can un-block a player any time you want to resume receiving their communications Post-Game
And if people contact you in battlenet after the game you can just right click on their profile pic (and click on more options) in the game summary screen, which can always be re-located by going to your game history and clicking on the match. Best Wishes To You in Your Sc2 Gaming CareerI hope some of you find this useful, as I get the sense that some people who post in this thread are looking for sympathy regarding having been BM-ed. I do highly sympathize and hereby present you with an instant method to remove all BM from your gaming experience.Now you can enjoy Sc2 as a game of skill and wit, not a game of emotional bashing, or dodging, or retorting to emotional bashing. Enjoy your new instant method of obtaining peace and harmony in-game-Joytoyou PS: this is my first post, hope you enjoy it PSS: this is a picture from a "1v1ObsMetalopolis" custom game. You can take turns doing 1v1 while others watch. Search for "All" custom games (not melee) and it is usually on the 1st or 2nd page and is quite popular (as of this posting date).
awesome, thanks ^^
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