This came after I took ~8 of my friend's mutas and got about 50 combined SCV kills. Pretty standard, but it's the first time I've received BM of this quality, so I was pretty excited. Foul language.

Edit: I just noticed that "itsnotatumor" implied that he and my father were involved. I'm not sure what to think about this.

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Bondator

Finland120 Posts

September 27 2011 23:33 GMT

#1722

This guy tries to pylon block my ramp, but I deny it, so he forge expands instead. I decide to go roach speedling on him.

When my attack hits with 7 roaches and 15 (+more hatching) lings, he has 1 zealot, 1 sentry and 2 cannons.

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I laughed.

ePLocust

United States587 Posts

September 28 2011 02:27 GMT

#1723

Game on shattered temple. PvZ. I open 1 gate expo into a 3 gate stargate play. After that i go into just gateway units with templar. and finally after a battle or two that were slightly in my favor we had one that went terribly for me. As a zerg i expected him to push it till i broke. However he did not.and i transitioned into 2 robo collosus as i took my 4th base. This is what ensued.

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thobel

United States37 Posts

September 28 2011 03:17 GMT

#1724

1800STFU

158 Posts

September 28 2011 03:48 GMT

#1725

On September 28 2011 12:17 thobel wrote:
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Dude whats your problem he has a broken mouse.

Nozral

Germany47 Posts

September 28 2011 03:59 GMT

#1726

I wanted to share this little gem of a silver level replay. Me (T) against a 4gating (P) who manages to get up a pylon in my base. I do an early marine stim push, he's warping in at my base. He destroyes my base, I kill his nexus, leaving him with no income to rebuild one. Hilarity ensues as I manage to to gnaw my way back into a post-liftoff win while he's ALLCAPSing like no tomorrow.

Message Log:
00:07 [All] Nozral: hf gl
00:09 [All] Wolf: hi
00:13 [All] Wolf: gl
08:34 [All] Wolf: its gg man
10:18 [All] Wolf: just gg man
10:36 [All] Wolf: quit nooob
11:53 [All] Wolf: come on
13:55 [All] Wolf: lol
13:59 [All] Nozral: scared?
14:05 [All] Wolf: really
14:52 [All] Wolf: just quit man
15:18 [All] Wolf: you reallynoob
15:24 [All] Wolf: HOW old?
15:27 [All] Wolf: 12?
16:02 [All] Wolf: I THINK !=
16:04 [All] Wolf: 10
17:22 [All] Wolf: 8?=
18:00 [All] Wolf: REALLY?
18:10 [All] Wolf: HAHAHAH
18:20 [All] Wolf: NOOOOOB
20:20 [All] Wolf: I GOT ALL NIGHT
20:22 [All] Wolf: YOU?
21:19 [All] Nozral: I'm fine ty
21:28 [All] Wolf: LUCK

http://drop.sc/38565

Sub40APM

6336 Posts

September 28 2011 04:09 GMT

#1727

1) Me terran vs him protoss. he builds up a death ball and i just go MMM. Deathball obliterates my base, I obliterate everything of his minus one Nexus and 1-2 probes. But I did mass expand. So as he lazily destroys my 'last' supply depot he does an offensive gg and then 'explains' that 'gg means GTFO noob'
Then 10 cloaked banshees show up.

2) I do a weird Thor push against a fast expanding bio terran. Eventually I win. Msg "I hope you realize you won because your build is too stupid. IF we played a series I would win 100-1"

Nyctophobia

Canada99 Posts

September 28 2011 07:03 GMT

#1728

I beat some toss with muta-ling... he called me a retard and told me to use roach-ling because it's better.

Some guy also unpaused the game when I had to take an important phone call, and I beat him after losing 2 minutes of macro. Not sure if I'd call it BM, though.

JackDragon

525 Posts

September 28 2011 13:56 GMT

#1729

First time posting in this thread but this bm cracked me up.
After opppening 10 gate and then do a voidray follow up that killed his lair and all queens.

SteemdRIce

Australia44 Posts

September 30 2011 00:37 GMT

#1730

After I win a game of TvZ, the guy messages me with this:

SoraLimit

Canada747 Posts

September 30 2011 01:50 GMT

#1731

Just played a ZvZ, it was close, but he managed to run his infestors right into my roaches without paying attention.

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After he realizes, he says this...

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BigFan

TLADT24920 Posts

September 30 2011 02:04 GMT

#1732

That last one is painful :O Otherwise, some funny BMs in here

Pro]ChoSen-

United States318 Posts

September 30 2011 02:10 GMT

#1733

Funniest bm I ever got was back in SC1 some kid yelling at me for hacking cuz "My Zealots were faster than his"

Peanut Butter

Canada155 Posts

September 30 2011 02:33 GMT

#1734

I don;t really have any BM replays (I always open with a FE) Although I do get flamed a lot for winning.

*Sigh*
What happened to SC2 being for fun? Why is everyone so mad at the other person winning? Every time you loose someone else wins. Please stop raging; Its bad for everyone involved.
Sincerely,
Your favorite Sandwich Condiment

BigFan

TLADT24920 Posts

September 30 2011 02:38 GMT

#1735

On September 30 2011 11:33 Peanut Butter wrote:
I don;t really have any BM replays (I always open with a FE) Although I do get flamed a lot for winning.

*Sigh*
What happened to SC2 being for fun? Why is everyone so mad at the other person winning? Every time you loose someone else wins. Please stop raging; Its bad for everyone involved.
Sincerely,
Your favorite Sandwich Condiment

lol, I believe most people including myself hate losing but some just can't hold in their rage. I would say my worst moment that would get a lot of people raging would be when I got my MM group stuck near the Xelnaga towers on Abyssal Caverns. The protoss approached my army and attacked. His chargelots surrounded my MM and I couldn't move them out then came the storms. I lost everything while his army was still intact -_-; I gg'd right after that XD

The_Templar

your Country52797 Posts

September 30 2011 02:38 GMT

#1736

Sincerely,
Your favorite Sandwich Condiment

This made me laugh out loud.

Peanut Butter

Canada155 Posts

September 30 2011 02:47 GMT

#1737

Alright, nevermind. Dredged this up from my days in gold League

http://www.sc2rep.com/replays/(T)PeanutButter_vs_(P)RuSkizoid_slag_pits_sc2rep_com_20110919/13694

Enjoy

Peanut Butter

Canada155 Posts

September 30 2011 02:56 GMT

#1738

On September 30 2011 11:38 BigFan wrote:

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Stuff like that happens. I remember one game on xel'naga vs a zerg who went mass speedling vs my Fast Expand. I had map control and say them coming but I left my wall open to let my SCV in hoping he could make it in time. He didn't, and 50 speedlings got in. I gg'd right after a "!@#$ MY LIFE".

Moral of the story: Steve is dead already; Close the wall.

Avril_Lavigne

United States446 Posts

September 30 2011 03:13 GMT

#1739

On September 23 2011 09:35 DFDream wrote:
I get to play a tvt and do the NaDa marauder build again...

Then he goes 2 port banshee into fast battlecruisers and a hidden expansion then leaves with:

"someday cheesy noobs will lose this game"

Then I try to talk to him and this happens :S

Lol this kid is sucha scrub, he does that sky terran bullshit in tvt and when i crushed him with upgraded bio and vikings he calls the game broken LOL tvt is broken what a noob

ShurykaN

United States338 Posts

September 30 2011 06:15 GMT

#1740

This guy got kinda mad. =/
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