I'm almost sure I'll end up in this thread at some point, so I'd like to preemptively apologize to anyone I may BM in the future. I find myself in a rage if I play like shit, especially after coming back from a bad lift (this happened the other day but I kept it to myself).

psychotics

United States184 Posts

February 12 2013 00:54 GMT

#5404

just played this game against a protoss on daybreak on the EU server high diamond low masters mmr
the game played out fairly normal in the beginning minus the 11overpool opening which allowed me to get 4 lings into his base but besides lost mining time nothing major happened from it. went to double spire when i saw he took a really fast third. the most important thing to note about this game is that 0 count that ZERO infestors were made in this game and that he was already 100% dead when broodlords finally did appear in the game.

in game chat is as follows:

00:00:06 - INaktIv to ALL: hf
00:00:07 - lIlllIIIlllI to ALL: gl hf

00:14:36 - INaktIv to ALL: asshole!!

00:17:54 - INaktIv to ALL: so skilless
00:17:55 - INaktIv to ALL: zerg
00:17:57 - INaktIv to ALL: ...

00:18:02 - lIlllIIIlllI to ALL: skillles??

00:18:06 - INaktIv to ALL: no skill

00:18:12 - INaktIv to ALL: gglords winfestors
00:18:13 - INaktIv to ALL: a clcik
00:18:15 - INaktIv to ALL: asshole!!

00:18:20 - INaktIv to ALL: fuck off
00:18:22 - lIlllIIIlllI to ALL: i had no infestors|?
00:18:22 - INaktIv to ALL: plat noob

00:18:27 - INaktIv to ALL: gglords
(pulled from gears dont know how to post picts sorry)

and then out of game chat:

You: qq more about units that didnt even have anything to do with the loss
INaktIv has reconnected.
INaktIv: without gglords
it was gg
base trade
bm
typical
zerg
You: i still had 3 mining bases?
INaktIv: everyone hates zerg
You: u had 1
you should just face facts that i out palyed u and that broods werent even needed
INaktIv: pff
mutas =freewin
no skill
You: how explain to me how mutas are a free win

I always find it amusing to complain about units that werent even used in the game

SarahBW

67 Posts

February 12 2013 22:43 GMT

#5405

one guy once got mad that i won, so he sent a screen that he took in match with a faked edited chat line
which showed bm from my side to report me (not so lucky for him, it also showed his maphack on). ^^
SO funny idiot lol

phodacbiet

United States1740 Posts

February 13 2013 05:29 GMT

#5406

+ Show Spoiler +

ZvZ is a useful talent toi have

cerebralz

United States443 Posts

February 14 2013 11:31 GMT

#5407

Just played this guy in HOTS beta. HippoCampus.

Very wierd. He thoroughly outplays me TvZ on ladder. Then after the win is in hand, he starts telling me to die. I ask him why is he mad, and he writes some weird stuff.

Anyway, it gives him a chance to start talking:
-he claims his apm is 420 and this is a smurf account so he can BM people.
-That he's a semi-pro on GM on other accounts.
-That he's on a team, complexity maybe
-His uncle works at Blizzard and can get me banned.
-then tells me to die a few more times

Then he offers to play me zvz to as "proof" of his mastery.

He invites me into a custom game on Daybreak and we play. Some back and forth, but i basically break him with banes and then defend his baneling all-in with roaches. Then he leaves without a word and goes offline.

Just watch out innocent plat players for this guy.

Zeon0

Austria2995 Posts

February 14 2013 12:09 GMT

#5408

now his unlce will get you banned, poor you! :/

Kinon

Romania207 Posts

February 14 2013 20:22 GMT

#5409

Just had a long macro PvZ, and before the final engagement the zerg kept saying 'gg'. So I just let him kill all my buildings around my map, since he was so eager to gg.

Silas051

United States2 Posts

February 15 2013 21:29 GMT

#5410

Not sure if this is awesome bm, but it was pretty funny how karma slapped this guy around, so here goes.

Im a gold toss messing around in bronze 4v4 since I don't play that at all normally. We were macroing up when i noticed a team mate was under attack by cloaked banshees. I simply pinged the area while typing banshees in case there was anyone not noticing what was happening.

A terran team mate says "No !$%&. Let me guess, water is wet too." (not 100% accurate phrasing, I'm going off how i remember it, forgot a screen capture later).

I didn't reply, instead choosing to try and fight off the banshees with stalkers. I set a cannon in my main and sniped one or two when they ran by me. The banshees went to the terran's base, who failed to scan or even put up turrets in his base.

I pinged his base, saying "btw, water is wet. And you have banshees in your base."

i think he left without another word

Assirra

Belgium4169 Posts

February 15 2013 21:46 GMT

#5411

On February 14 2013 20:31 cerebralz wrote:
Just played this guy in HOTS beta. HippoCampus.

Very wierd. He thoroughly outplays me TvZ on ladder. Then after the win is in hand, he starts telling me to die. I ask him why is he mad, and he writes some weird stuff.

Anyway, it gives him a chance to start talking:
-he claims his apm is 420 and this is a smurf account so he can BM people.
-That he's a semi-pro on GM on other accounts.
-That he's on a team, complexity maybe
-His uncle works at Blizzard and can get me banned.
-then tells me to die a few more times

Then he offers to play me zvz to as "proof" of his mastery.

He invites me into a custom game on Daybreak and we play. Some back and forth, but i basically break him with banes and then defend his baneling all-in with roaches. Then he leaves without a word and goes offline.

Just watch out innocent plat players for this guy.

The "my [insert relationship here] works at [insert company here]" is truly a classic

Psychobabas

2531 Posts

February 15 2013 21:47 GMT

#5412

On February 15 2013 05:22 Kinon wrote:
Just had a long macro PvZ, and before the final engagement the zerg kept saying 'gg'. So I just let him kill all my buildings around my map, since he was so eager to gg.

read the OP,,,

duckmaster

687 Posts

February 15 2013 22:07 GMT

#5413

Not sure if this guy was a troll, but basically he said he's won over 10k in warcraft3 and that it's a shame to lose to losers like me who'll never win anything. Then I played him a second time and again the same fucking story about him winning a crap ton of money in war3. I will never understand people who lie about their real life status in the internet under anonymous aliases. The logic behind that just escapes me.

nunez

Norway4003 Posts

February 15 2013 22:14 GMT

#5414

i think i heard something similar before, but i think it was with someone who won something in WoW.