the guy was complaining all game about protoss having "good unit" and me "just click a", but i thought his last comment before he left was kinda funny

How did he know you were wearing a hat?

Ben...

Canada3485 Posts

May 10 2012 04:09 GMT

#3602

I find the vast majority of the BM toward me seems to come from Zergs (Because I like blocking expansions every game), here was my last game. It was a downer because the game before I had played one of the most polite players I've ever played. At the end we discussed what he could improve (He was doing the roach max build but his warren was too late so my +1 zealots killed his third) so shout out to Bubbles the zerg for being such a stand-up guy.

Anyway, this guy was a tool, but I was listening to a Disney compilation on Rdio so it was hilarious (Under The Sea was playing when he swore at me so I was already smiling). Firstly, I blocked his expo, like I always do, hence why you don't go hatch first, and this made him unhappy (he put down the pool after I placed the pylon).

And then I blocked his third because why not. This made him less happy.

*Insert stuff about Protoss here* (He also tried to do a proxy hatch but I found it and he cancelled and lost his drone)

He then tried to speedling all-in me but I had made +1 zealots, which are SO GOOD and they hero-mauled all the lings (one zealot had 10 kills). He then tried to baneling bust me but it failed because I split my zealots and they ate all the banelings and still had enough health to go back to being awesome and killing everything. At this point he had 19 workers and a bunch of worthless lings while I had around 50 workers and +2 on the way. So I just turtled up and killed him and this is what he left me.

I have a bunch of others I'll try to find. Most of the BM towards me isn't very original. Primarily "Protofag" and the like, nothing actually funny. The guy who called me Protofag actually rage quit quite badly, I did a +1 zealot timing (because +1 zealots are AWESOME) and he lost all of his lings because they were in the path of my zealots. I watched his screen in the replay and as soon as he saw all his lings die he left the game. It made me chuckle.

Edit: Also, what's a dig?

bondja

United States39 Posts

May 10 2012 04:12 GMT

#3603

Playing a 3v3 and at the end of the game this guy sends me this.

"BrockRokwell: rofl. nice cheese fag
BrockRokwell has reconnected.
You: How is that cheese?
Please tell me how
BrockRokwell: infestors? definition of fucking cheese up ass
You: Also, cheese is a legit strategy. Pro's use it all the time
Infestors are cheese?
BrockRokwell: cheese.
You: I thought they were a tier 2.5 unit
The player is ignoring you.
You: lol
The player is ignoring you."

izual155

United States48 Posts

May 10 2012 13:17 GMT

#3604

all this guy does is bm what a piece of trash he nearly wrote me a book on how bad i was when i did a 10 pool like idra did yesterday on his stream. ill be sure to post all the stuff he said cause it was hilarious

Zeon0

Austria2995 Posts

May 10 2012 13:28 GMT

#3605

is it ok to bm on ladder so i can laugh if someone posts it here?^^

mongie

United States39 Posts

May 11 2012 01:04 GMT

#3606

http://imgur.com/a/yKdLy

RawrbHero

United States165 Posts

May 11 2012 03:08 GMT

#3607

I guess im a timing hipster? Funny thing is, I wasn't even going for a timing. I sent a ling in to see his defenses, noticed he had a lot of drones and very few lings without speed. So I just massed roaches and some lings lol.

Louuster

Canada2869 Posts

May 11 2012 03:14 GMT

#3608

On May 09 2012 23:43 Badfatpanda wrote:
It's been a while since I've had something to post, but today I had not 1, but 2 instances that left me going "wtf?"
+ Show Spoiler +

So, confused I asked him how a reaper expand was cheese. Keep in mind, no bunker no scvs, nothing just 2 reapers and a CC.
+ Show Spoiler +

Not only could he not have known this was a second account, kinda random to use that as BM though lol, but "QI" just made me lose it. I think he was trying to say that meching is cheese

OK second instance, I was in a 2v2 and our opponents went 2x proxy gates as they both spawned as Protoss. We wall off I defensive cannon and the game is literally won. When I scout, the opponent's probe follows me and sees the outside of my teammates cannon because he decided; lets cannon rush. The game was literally won but he rage quit out of principle and this is what he messaged me while I was still in the game:
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Oh, and he never told me in game not to go there, he only said so afterwards right before he quit lol...

edit: picture resolution was a tad funky, changed embed code

Just a note, QI is what IQ is called in french, which your opponent clearly was after telling you to shut your mouth in french lol.

DewbZiGA

7 Posts

May 11 2012 12:46 GMT

#3609

kyriores

Greece178 Posts

May 11 2012 13:31 GMT

#3610

So, I was playing vs protoss all evening and had just lost to some very crazy build involving warp prisms,sentries and eventually dt's, so I decided to do something more risky myself. Let's see how it went.

Oops, I'm pretty sure I told my marine to attack that probe.. Mehhh never mind, 1 scv less.

WOW ! He must think he's pro because he killed 1 scv that I failed to micro..

Let's see how good his "multitasking" actually is.
It is as good as....BBQ !!!!

His multitasking really is 28 times better than mine !!

Aaaand ragequits.

The most funny part was that he IMMEDIATELY ignored me after the game.. Found it very funny because the bm actually started before my cheese and for no reason whatsoever.. Really enjoyed that victory though :D

Zennith

United States795 Posts

May 11 2012 13:35 GMT

#3611

Seems like a pretty boring, run of the mill bronze game tbh.

Cortza

South Africa328 Posts

May 11 2012 13:40 GMT

#3612

On May 11 2012 22:31 kyriores wrote:
Let's see how good his "multitasking" actually is.

Priceless

Heh_

Singapore2712 Posts

May 12 2012 00:03 GMT

#3613

I can't help it... Too many idiots on Peepmode...

Background: Our subject claims that 2 rax always beats 1 gate FE. So I took up his offer to lose (lol). After crushing his 2 rax twice and beating him soundly, he eventually leaves and drops me this message:

I swear I actually 1 gate expoed every time!

Vitruvian

United States168 Posts

May 12 2012 07:06 GMT

#3614

Standard 12 pool ZvP opening:

To which he reacts by CANCELLING his FFE:

...And starting simcity in his worker line. Confusion ensues:

Commence rage.

Remainder read bottom to top, in order.

NoZyneighbor

Canada77 Posts

May 13 2012 00:08 GMT

#3615

TvP on Daybreak

went for 1 rax FE into 6 rax pressure build, did a little bit of damage.

He went 3 gate robo expand into 2 base collossus all in, his anti-air consisted of 1 stalker and 4 sentries and FFed most of my army away from his zealots and was wondering why he lost

turns out he does the 2 base collosus all in for every PvT match

bigtabs

Germany51 Posts

May 13 2012 00:22 GMT

#3616

I will never forget the first BM I recieved in SC2.. sadly I didn't know about this thread at the time so never saved the replay to screengrab it.

I had just won a TvP, and instead of 'GG' the guy says 'Fuck you mom'.

The typo really sold it.

starfries

Canada3508 Posts

May 13 2012 01:44 GMT

#3617

On May 12 2012 16:06 Vitruvian wrote:
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lol I like how he accused you of BM after all the stuff he said

BenBuford

Denmark307 Posts

May 13 2012 11:48 GMT

#3618

I stumbled upon this fine gentleman the other day.
[image loading]

Feel free to interpret.

I may have BM'd him some, by starting the game thus: + Show Spoiler +

"Hi orb!".

Chemist

Austria127 Posts

May 13 2012 12:15 GMT

#3619

On May 13 2012 20:48 BenBuford wrote:
I stumbled upon this fine gentleman the other day.

Show nested quote +

Feel free to interpret.

I may have BM'd him some, by starting the game thus: + Show Spoiler +

"Hi orb!".

Hope you reported for inappropriate name?

TidusX.Yuna

United States239 Posts

May 13 2012 12:35 GMT

#3620

Only two things said in a straight up game haha. Not really positive what induced the rage. It was quite possibly the harshest thing anyones ever said to me, and I'm still not sure why.