I don't have any screenshots, but I played a protoss player who was going for the most obvious DT rush in the world (I didn't even have to scout past his ramp to know what was up). He completely walled off his main (with a gateway and his cybercore - against terran) and I destroyed his cybercore right before warpgate finished. At this point he started QQing about the increased WG research time and sent three DTs out of his base - which were met by a ball of marines/marauders and a missile turret. After this he ragequit, messaged me about how gay the new patch was and, hilariously, sent me a link to his justin.tv stream.

I decided to check it out for the lulz.

His next game was a PvP on Delta Quadrant and he tried the 'ole 2gate proxy in the middle of the map. His opponent scouted his empty base and ultimately held off the cheese. Then the guy ragequit and started bitching about the reduced zealot build time on his stream (how long ago was that? lmao. Not that i would have mattered since the guy held him off with zealots of his own...), said "I could have won that game but it would have been boring", "I'm done with this game until Blizzard fixes protoss", and finished with "Is PS network up yet?" (this was a while ago)

ZiegFeld

351 Posts

June 15 2011 12:58 GMT

#1523

On May 24 2011 07:40 nepts2 wrote:
Very typical and mundane style rage :D

oTLTRO leaves the game saying "unreal"

Then I followed up and said, "GG"

oTLTRO: fuck you

I've lost count how many times he raged at me...as well as how many times he's I've smashed him.

Such a sad player

Vj44

Denmark3 Posts

June 15 2011 13:06 GMT

#1524

yeah idk... some people really shouldnt be playing games

Azaryah

United States55 Posts

June 15 2011 13:07 GMT

#1525

I play random, this happened to be a ZvZ on Scrap Station

Him "How many bases do you have?"

Me "2"

Him "Hacker"

Me "lolwat?"

Him "Theres no way you have 8 infestors on 2 bases"

Me "I have 7"

Him "Whatever, hacker"

jelle

Denmark88 Posts

June 15 2011 13:21 GMT

#1526

On May 24 2011 18:59 dryvnt wrote:

Show nested quote +

Being an asshole to an asshole doesn't help. It just makes more assholes.

haha..

"Being an asshole to an asshole doesn't help"

Made me lol

lowlypawn

United States241 Posts

June 16 2011 13:40 GMT

#1527

Z VS Z
I overran his base with +1 mass lings, I think he got a little pissed lol.
[image loading]

Repay here:
http://www.sc2replayed.com/replay-videos/5881

Strykerz

United States85 Posts

June 16 2011 14:28 GMT

#1528

My favorite is marine rushing.

Him - Sure takes a lot of skill to press A doesn't it?

Me - More than you know

Him - fgt go f***ing kill yourself you useless nerd.

Me - We're both playing the same game

Him "rage quit"

Zeon0

Austria2995 Posts

June 16 2011 14:47 GMT

#1529

a few samples of rage (most after I 3rax scv all in them^^):

00:04:28 - tAnK to ALL: l2p motherfucker

00:02:51 - Nohope to ALL: hacker
00:03:02 - Nohope to ALL: fcuk u nigger
00:04:39 - Nohope to ALL: homsoex ual
00:08:13 - Nohope to ALL: fucking abuse
00:08:58 - Nohope to ALL: fucking ho mo

00:16:41 - honeycomb to ALL: go fuck yourself nigger

00:06:03 - Shepard to ALL: fuck u

00:04:17 - nDMiniraser to ALL: you fucking nigger
00:04:19 - nDMiniraser to ALL: no wonder you play random
00:04:24 - nDMiniraser to ALL: only doing all ins
00:04:28 - nDMiniraser to ALL: like a fuckin faggot

00:04:45 - sGcViciouS to ALL: fuck you

00:08:43 - tnetennba to ALL: fucking nigge
00:08:44 - tnetennba to ALL: get aids

00:04:54 - Camomile to ALL: fucking terran
00:04:59 - Camomile to ALL: screw you

00:05:16 - Hellblazer to ALL: you are trash
00:05:21 - Hellblazer to ALL: worthless trash
00:05:28 - Hellblazer to ALL: not part of "people"
00:05:31 - Hellblazer to ALL: like the nigger

00:05:01 - NelsoR to ALL: fucking asshole
00:05:12 - NelsoR to ALL: hope youdie
00:05:47 - NelsoR to ALL: stop this game
00:06:15 - NelsoR to ALL: ahah$
00:10:28 - NelsoR to ALL: hope you die by a cancer

there are so much idiots in bnet ...

ThirdDegree

United States329 Posts

June 16 2011 15:40 GMT

#1530

I get a little rage often if I ever produce DTs. My favorite was a P(me)vT and I was down on bases, so seeing that he had no detection I threw a hidden Dark Shrine in a last ditch effort. The response:

Him: GET SOME FUCKING SKILL NOOB
Me: get some detection
Him: Toss can't win without DTs. Fuck you
Me: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH :'(

He just all ins and dies

Switchy

343 Posts

June 16 2011 15:46 GMT

#1531

On June 15 2011 21:58 ZiegFeld wrote:

Show nested quote +

I've lost count how many times he raged at me...as well as how many times he's I've smashed him.

Such a sad player

just as sad as offensive gg taunting

TheFavorite1

United States27 Posts

June 17 2011 01:24 GMT

#1532

i was playing this terran that went mech after failing a 2rax + bunker rush on metalopolis. I managed to hold off many attacks from him and nearly lost my 3rd. I managed to get out a decent quanitity of roaches and a few infestors + broodlords and managed to get a win.

He said "zerg is op now". Its funny because no recent patches effected neural parasite that I recall.

Elenar

Sweden137 Posts

June 23 2011 06:06 GMT

#1533

Hello,

I decieded to try the us server and in my first game after placement this is what i got

HARRYBOPPER: garbage, garbage. u r sooo bad its funny
go !@#$ yourself, that way u will get some pussy U %^&*!
You: thank you
HARRYBOPPER: only !@#$%^s 9 pool
u will never move up
u will always be diamond with that gay !@#$
dumb !@#
u suck
You: u know im from eu right
The player is ignoring you.

Sub40APM

6336 Posts

June 23 2011 06:57 GMT

#1534

If I'm terran I get a lot of "I hope you realize what you did [to win] didnt take any skills"

Impulsa

United States122 Posts

July 03 2011 18:39 GMT

#1535

+ Show Spoiler +

┐('～`；)┌, I don't understand why.

ODKStevez

Ireland1225 Posts

July 03 2011 18:50 GMT

#1536

This is funnier with screenshots and I think there is an offical thread for this. But ironically i'll say mine.

We were on shakuras and I scout a ffe into dts.

Him: Zerg imba.

Me: No, you just relied on dts and it failed you this time.

Him: LOL get a life.

Me: Raging over a game? Pretty amusing, think you need the life.

Him: LOL U R A IDIOT.

Leaves the game.

Pm: U need to get a fucking life u zerg imba fucker.

Me: Okay

Him: That player is ignoring you.

DeadCell

Canada256 Posts

July 03 2011 19:04 GMT

#1537

ZvZ on shakuras. He 10 pooled me, and I managed to hold it off with a spine, then fast teched to mutas.

He did the same, but my economy advantage made it so I had about 7 by the time I got to his base and he had about 2.

Him: You fcking fuck why the hell would you cheese!!
Me: Are you joking? you did early pool?
Him: You fck I'm gonna report you to blizzard
Me: Ok? gg?
You: Get a life you fag

The best part about this game was I had just come back from the bar after 3-4 beers so I was feeling pretty good already.

nostrils

Sweden23 Posts

July 03 2011 22:07 GMT

#1538

Man, EU-server players are always so well mannerd. After a little cannonrushing in PvP i finally got some rage. Although kinda lame compared to the rest of this thread :D

Edit: Oh, and Mr Maphacker sounds like a sweet nick. It even has the alliteration thing going.

UnmortaI

Canada35 Posts

July 04 2011 04:55 GMT

#1539

It's funny when people rage over custom games, like Random Micro Tournament. After losing all lives on quite easy levels in Hard mode, he leaves the game proclaiming to all that this custom game does not require micro. All you need to do was to know what to do with your units.

Err... micro = whatever you just said o.o. People using words they don't understand...

Hollyw00d

9 Posts

July 04 2011 06:45 GMT

#1540

ZvZ on Shattered. Close positions. He 10 pools and fails. I 14 pool
(Beginning)
Me- I hate bm, don't you?
Him- Cool story bro
(Later)
Him- Later scrub
Me- lol i won? how am i the scr
Him- Leaves
haha gotta love the ragers