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On September 27 2010 04:02 Skyze wrote:
love it when terrans rage.. Nadagast raged on me afew days ago, I did 2gates + one void, and it killed his 4+ bunker wall and mass marauder army, and he said "GOOD JOB GOING ALL IN"... I didnt know 2gateways was all in, with an expo about to start.. but ok, good job playing terran and abusing marauders+4bunkers and losing to 2gateways.
Replay is in the Replay thread, one of the last pages.
i love when terrans rage too.
He was playing 1/late second base turtling while I was mass expanding and only making blings and mutas and just frontal assaulting his wall to "frighten" him. After 7 or 8 waves of banelings, perma muta harassment and 5 ultras, i win the game and he pm's me the following :
TERRAN : OMG ZERG SO IMBA, why on earth do you guy love expanding that much?
ME : what?
TERRAN : yeah, zerg is such a cheap race, you guys don't wall in...
ME : LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
obviously in spanish.
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I just played a TvP on Kulas
Somewhere in near 50/60 foodish I drop a siege on the cliff on his natural, he then types
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I just reply with "Yup"
And he proceeds to say
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After I destroy all his buildings, he goes and builds a nexus somewhere and types this
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I told him it wasn't gonna work, well, because he was an idiot. BUT that doesn't stop him from trying.
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On September 27 2010 04:11 ataryens wrote:Show nested quote +On September 27 2010 04:09 Melancholia wrote:On September 27 2010 03:53 nostrils wrote:Haha, it isn't nearly as serious as it sounds. We punch each other all the time. We're both training Krav Maga and use to spar. So I know how to take a punch without getting hurt, and he knows how to punch without really hurting  See, that sort of context is really needed in cases like this... How do you take a punch in the face without getting hurt? I would really love to know.
The same way you take a punt to the nuts
lots of practice and getting hit
alot
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This one didn't really have the funniest quotes but after the game I was laughing in my chair.
I did my reactor hellion "rush" against zerg which is pretty typical.. After killing the queen blocking the ramp with my first 2 I brought 4 into his base. It was on blistering sands so by the time I had got into the mineral line all his drones were gone. I was like wut and immediately checked behind the brush and there was a pack of like 25 drones. toasty toasty.
him: aw fuck
me: lol
and he leaves the game.
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I was Protoss against Terran, and after getting my fourth expansion, I proceeded to turn the tide with High Templar, and this Terran had the f'cking balls to say "Storm OP." I was like, you're joking right? Terran is the most OP race evar dude. It blew me away that Terran's have the nerve to cry imba
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My best one, I was playing Zerg against a Toss (My worst matchup, I don't get all the terran QQ, but then again, I used to play Terran) and he was really friendly early game, chatting and whatnot. He said he was doing his placements, and I said I was in plat league, and he started uptalking me saying 'Dude, you're so good! Go easy on me!"
We played the game, it was pretty close. The guy played at about a plat level so I was surprised that he was so scared. When I won he left with a GG, and I checked his stats. Sure enough, he was a plat level player, so I sent him a message saying 'Platinum league'?
He sent a message back saying 'You lost, get over it'
I sent back "Uh..."
He replied with "You suck, get over it" and he went offline.
The only thing funnier than rage is rage with misinformation.
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On September 27 2010 08:48 Bland wrote:
This one didn't really have the funniest quotes but after the game I was laughing in my chair.
I did my reactor hellion "rush" against zerg which is pretty typical.. After killing the queen blocking the ramp with my first 2 I brought 4 into his base. It was on blistering sands so by the time I had got into the mineral line all his drones were gone. I was like wut and immediately checked behind the brush and there was a pack of like 25 drones. toasty toasty.
him: aw fuck
me: lol
and he leaves the game. This mofo came back against me with 6 SCVs vs 34 SCVs. Oh I raged...I raged...
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I got cannon rushed as terran in Metalopolis recently. By the time i scouted it it was too late so i ignored it and started massing marines to kill the zealots from a gateway he made as well. I expanded to the natural and gold, and attacked his main, making him mass cannons there too. By the time his cannons reached my main cc i just floated it over to another starting spot and kept on trucking. Soon i had marines with stim and shield and +1/+0 and sieged tanks and he just had gateway units and cannons. After dropping his main and blowing up his nexus he said
"You lucky noob"
"i messed up that attack so many times"
"watch the replay" (funniest part)
"you got schooled"
and yeah the replay showed him not scouting the completely undefended gold and thinking i just floated the cc to a corner. Schooled apparently means something else.
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i usually smoke when I play...
there's this one time I RAGED so hard because of a disconnect while on the verge of winning...
I threw my ashtray on the floor not knowing my still-lit cigarette was still there
now I have a big black burnt spot on my carpet lol
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if you play enough random games and are ranked high there are several rage moments. i dont rage with rl friends. cause i know they will listen and improve.
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I had a good one, ZZ v TP and they decided to try to wall off the center of the map, which was very odd and had be baffled, so me and my teammate sent our zerglings around the sides avoiding the middle wall off and killed their command center and nexus, my teammate disconnects, and I end up cleaning them up. He says some pretty cool stuff like
"I bet you couldn't beat me in a 1v1, nice maphacks, you're so reported" I told him I just walked around the center and scouted and he rage quit, I checked his stats, he was like 12/25 Silver 1v1
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PvT on Scrap station and this Terran wants to do a proxy raxx in my base.
I went for a 10/10 pylon/gate and I saw his scv sneaking in my main. I didn't react and waited till my gateway was halfway done and his raxx also halfway done so he wouldn't build another rax in his main so I'd have my rax done and his not so I went to kill his scv after.
T: WTF how you know it's there.
Me: I saw your scv with my pylon probe.
T: Hacker. Idiiot.
Me: lol check replay
T: Admins will check !*@&^@ noob.
Me: Then they'll realize how bad you are in starcraft.
T: @*# you.
I went in his base with a 4gate push since he was so far behind in tech and economy.
He raged so hard he floated all his buildings and his CC to the island on top.
Since he raged so hard on me I kind of had fun with him by not killing his last turret and destroy his other buildings. He proceeded to rage and I was like. If you're a good boy I might leave this game and let you win.
He actually believed me and said: Ok you're not a hacker.
Then I destroyed his missile turret and I won the game.
After game he raged even more towards me.
It served him right for trying to proxy and fail and then rage at me for no good reason 
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We all know how does official forums look like, full of silver & bronze team gamers, that go "Omfg Carriers are OP" or "Hellions are OP".
There's this guy, who posts once in a while replay with a whine post. Check this out, i told him once to make colossi against terran MM, he was like "NEVER DO COLOSSI AGAINST TERRAN NEWB".
Not only that, he sucks in replays he provides so much lmao.
http://eu.battle.net/sc2/en/forum/topic/656156558
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him: i fucking
: hate
: losing to faggots like you
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Watching gsl made me rage and sad today.
Will be happy once + Show Spoiler + will win it all.
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Where do you get all these people? Sadly, I only get the RUSHING NOOB variations, while I usually go in to scout and harass a bit with a 10pool 6xling 'army'... and sometimes I freak out against an 1base terran being really hardass while I'm securing 3-4, but I guess that's usual.
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Oh man I just had this brilliant game :D
ZvZ - I play defensively Baneling/Roach first to some Roach/Hydra/Infestor transition later on. He plays mass Spine Crawler with speedlings and Mutas.
ingame chat:
post game chat:
And when checking my screenshot folder I realized I must have played against him before :D
That game he was going masssssssss Spines into burrowed Infestors and... got completely raped :f
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On September 25 2010 23:35 nostrils wrote:
I took my computer over to a friends house.
We'd decided to play SC and practice all weekend.
He's a REALLY bad loser, and usually rages for ages over each loss when we play online. But promised to put that behavior aside when we're playing on site.
I'm playing protoss. My opponent terran.
So after twentyfive minutes on Delta Quadrant he realizes I'm mining from three bases.
He's mined out, can't expand.
Like the Flash on speed, he runs around the table we're sitting at and punches me. Right in the face. And then leaves the house without saying a word.
So some nobody calling me a noob and spewing BM on the ladder is seriously not that bad.
Friend or not, after he punches you is a good time to kick his ass.
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If i get cheesed by something really gay I can get angry at the person but I never go as far as telling them to go fuck their mother or that they're gay/niggers/other. Then again this only happens when I go on a tilt. (Getting hellion in to cloaked banshee'd 5 times in a row gets under my skin although technically it isn't cheese but it might aswell be against zerg)
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I was 2v2ing with my teammate earlier. I random'd Terran while he goes his usual Zerg on Tempest. They are R/R, so I scout on 11 (wrong way) while trying to finish my wallin. An Overlord floats over my base so I move my scout there. Before it even gets there I see 12 lings on the way, long before my wall will ever get done. Needless to say, I get killed off, but I do have 1 SCV and a floating OC and Rax. My SCV also gets to killcount: 3 (all drones). My partner had gone Banelings and kills 40 lings with 2 Banes. He eventually carries the game with me spamming mules and feeding him all my income. As the mutas kill their last drones, they leave with:
"Nice cheese strat faggot"
"ya way to fucking cheese douchebag"
I lol'd.
I thought my contribution of 3 drone kills and a bunch of mule income was quite the gamechanger! :p
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