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+ Show Spoiler +On July 16 2010 04:54 Pengu1n wrote:pvp diamond game him: if your gonna proxy me just tell me and ill leave now me: im gonna proxy you *he doesn't leave and scouts me to see im going 1 gate tech" him: liar! *i proxy 2 gates outside his nat cancel cyber and pull probes off gas after his scout left* me: (as i attack with mass zlots) i never lie! him: FUCK YOU me: i couldn't resist  him: faggot *quits*
Bahaha!
Great story! I absolutely love it when people fake tech.
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funny moment that just happened.
Game start: Opponent says: Hey, I'm new, I'm on my brother's account.
ZvP on Desert Oasis. He goes Stalker/Zealot/Colossus. Very competently executed. Very well micro making his opening statement a lie in an attempt to get an easy win.
My counter was Ling/Roach/Hydra/Corrupter.
He demolishes my army, expo, but doesn't make it into my main base. Unfortunately my main is still mined out so I'm effectively crippled anyway.
While that is happening I sent 12-16 zerglings to his base, trash all but 5 workers, expo, and so on. Again, negligible damage to infrastructure.
I start remote mining... He doesn't...
Somehow he has enough money for another colossus, 5 stalkers, 12 zealots, and a sentry.
My remote mining netted me 3 roaches and 12 zerglings. Add in my surviving corruptor and that's my army.
He sends his units in mediocre waves. The colossus. THEN 4 zealots. THEN 3 stalkers and so on. Until His entire army is gone and I'm left standing with 2 roaches and a corrupter.
He goes afk.
If anyone plays MaiRusu, tell him Aldair says thanks for the win.
Harassed him after the game.
You: so I thought the idea behind the ragequit was LEAVE the computer for a bit
not sit there and be pissed at how much you suck
So since I bumped you down so that you're playing Zerg who think it's smart to go straight to mutas before lings, how do you feel?
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You: mmmm, chips and a ragequitter, I am fulfilled
LEFT CLICK! RIGHT CLICK! 1a2a3a... W SclickSclickSclick
I'm reading the news and there's a headline "Gamer Lost His Ego, Would Like it Back" is that you?
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A pretty relaxing game. The Terran opponent was too scared to push out of his base so I just contained him, poking in here and there with void rays, and then ended the game with A-move when I was at max food.
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sqv: do you think you honestly get better by doing 1 base all ins?
sqv: stupid !@#$%^
enjoy ur beta ladder ranking
You: sorry idra
sqv: !@#$ing scrub
ur still terrible
You: sure, u still lost
sqv: sure, your still b ad
im a better player
You: ok, keep telling yourself that
and maybe you are, who cares
it's just a game
keep putting too much emphasis on it and raging
it's good for you
sqv: im 100x the player ull ever be fag
You: lol ok
ur 100x the crier, that's for sure
and apparently MM = one base all in. who knew?
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Back in patch 12(?, the one with mass dc) I was playing TvT and he was winning I lifted up all my buildings and flew them around the map hoping for a dc just to troll him hard. Needless to say he raged quite hard after hunting my buildings for 5min and bnet drops him right before my last cc gets destroyed. Oh the pm flame...
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Dick move by me:
Was playing PvT as P on Kulas. One of my first matches in sc2(like 5th or so i think).
I was located down at the lower right, he was at top right.
I decide to fast expand after not getting a probe into his base, and he decides to not scout at all.
2 minutes into the game, I got my expo up at the top left expo location, figuring that if he hasnt scouted yet he just wont.
He then proceeds to push out with a 100 food M&M&M, heavy on the marauders, and I basically sat with a good amount of minerals and too few producing structures to make it count.
He pushes straight over my main, and i decide to just play it out. I jokingly GG and following it up by intense cannon spamming at my expo, blocking off all angles and basically massing colossi+Carriers. He retreats to his base after demolishing most of my main, and the following plays out:
He: ???????
I: What's up?
He: Aren't you going to leave?
I: Nah, I'll just watch you wreck the rest of my main while finishing this pizza.
He: k
By the time he pushes over my main, i push his main with 4 carriers, 2/2 ranged and a mothership, followed up by 3 colossi. My army quickly gets destroyed and he goes:
"Lol, hidden expansion and that's all you got? You suck fucktard".
I'm like: Well, go finish the shit then.
I managed to save 2 carriers and my mothership, which i then placed straight over my cannons. He was expecting me to have my base in the "main base" location of the top left corner, so as he ran into an invisible cannon+3 upgraded coloss wall and lost hall his army before being able to retreat, he basically raged on me and said;
Fuck you, I'm still gonna own you fucktard.
50 min into the game(according to replay), we had been going back and forth, dominating one half of the map each, and as I push out with a 200/200 army including mothership, fully upgraded and just demolish his main before he can even get his 200/200 M&M&M over. As his army gets there i noticed he had no upgrades at all, and had been using the last 20 minutes basically massing BC tech without having the food for BCs and without pushing.
He then decides to mention the following;
"I'm a 100 KG heavy boxing champion you fucking asshole and ima kill you in your sleep tonight"
(litteraly quoted directly from the replay)
my response:
"Oh yeah? Well, I'm on the internets, beat that!"
He then leaves.
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On July 18 2010 05:51 Cephyric wrote:
Dick move by me:
Was playing PvT as P on Kulas. One of my first matches in sc2(like 5th or so i think).
I was located down at the lower right, he was at top right.
I decide to fast expand after not getting a probe into his base, and he decides to not scout at all.
2 minutes into the game, I got my expo up at the top left expo location, figuring that if he hasnt scouted yet he just wont.
He then proceeds to push out with a 100 food M&M&M, heavy on the marauders, and I basically sat with a good amount of minerals and too few producing structures to make it count.
He pushes straight over my main, and i decide to just play it out. I jokingly GG and following it up by intense cannon spamming at my expo, blocking off all angles and basically massing colossi+Carriers. He retreats to his base after demolishing most of my main, and the following plays out:
He: ???????
I: What's up?
He: Aren't you going to leave?
I: Nah, I'll just watch you wreck the rest of my main while finishing this pizza.
He: k
By the time he pushes over my main, i push his main with 4 carriers, 2/2 ranged and a mothership, followed up by 3 colossi. My army quickly gets destroyed and he goes:
"Lol, hidden expansion and that's all you got? You suck fucktard".
I'm like: Well, go finish the shit then.
I managed to save 2 carriers and my mothership, which i then placed straight over my cannons. He was expecting me to have my base in the "main base" location of the top left corner, so as he ran into an invisible cannon+3 upgraded coloss wall and lost hall his army before being able to retreat, he basically raged on me and said;
Fuck you, I'm still gonna own you fucktard.
50 min into the game(according to replay), we had been going back and forth, dominating one half of the map each, and as I push out with a 200/200 army including mothership, fully upgraded and just demolish his main before he can even get his 200/200 M&M&M over. As his army gets there i noticed he had no upgrades at all, and had been using the last 20 minutes basically massing BC tech without having the food for BCs and without pushing.
He then decides to mention the following;
"I'm a 100 KG heavy boxing champion you fucking asshole and ima kill you in your sleep tonight"
(litteraly quoted directly from the replay)
my response:
"Oh yeah? Well, I'm on the internets, beat that!"
He then leaves.
Jokingly GG? You mean deceptively GG. Or even better, like-an-asshole-GG. Guy sounds like an idiot but yeradick.
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On July 18 2010 05:34 Sotamursu wrote:
Back in patch 12(?, the one with mass dc) I was playing TvT and he was winning I lifted up all my buildings and flew them around the map hoping for a dc just to troll him hard. Needless to say he raged quite hard after hunting my buildings for 5min and bnet drops him right before my last cc gets destroyed. Oh the pm flame...
If you do this to someone who wasn't being rude in-game you... well you suck pretty bad dude.
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so I played a game last night:
Map name: Scrap Station, Game length: 2 hrs, 3 mins, 55 secs
as you see... replay was recording for more than 2 hours 
the opponent killed everything in my base and so did I in his. My army was around 2 units and probably 5 probes.. he had 6 stalkers left and a bunch of buildings. I went with a warp prism on the island but couldn't build a nexus. So what would you do if you can't finish all buildings of your opponent because of a much larger army? ->
1602 sec otscho All so im doing backup that takes a while. bye
1616 sec otscho All you cant win anyway
....
2549 sec Yama All dude .. this is just stupid .. I deserved it
5072 sec Yama All hey where are you from
5098 sec Yama All how old are you?
a bit later when I came back I was surprised that I have already won. He also had a long monologue :D
Of course this was mean of me to this poor lad who just wanted to win, but hey, now I don't have to backup for a month.
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Ok created an account to tell you this one
Just played a Zerg on metalopolis. Opened with 2 gate zealots and just kept the pressure on with zealots. He tried to transition to muta but I already had stalkers. Anyway he starts saying how all I did was mass and that I have no skill then leaves.
And I get this pm from him after:
I am and will be way better in life and in every game than you can ever dream of
loser
go and die now
painfully
LOL
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ZvZ
I sneaked a gold expo, and just outmassed him. This was the conversation after I ripped through him. Nothing special...
Guy - Hacker!
Me - How did you know...
Guy - There is no way you can make so many units on one base!
Me - Blizzard made replays for a reason...
Me - Go watch it after you gg
Guy - I am going to go report your ass!
Me - Go do that...
Me - after you watch the replay..
[rage quits]
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PvZ on Kulas.
Opp: I keep underestimating that stupid fucking push
Opp has left the game!
After going 3Gate Robo and pushing out as soon as I got my second Immo. He had 2 Ovie's overlooking the entrance to my base too. Suffice to say I was somewhat puzzled afterwards.
PvZ on Steppes.
Opp: Teams even my ass
Opp: What the fuck
Opp: This isn't even fucking close
Me: what?
Opp has left the game!
Something along those lines. I lol'd for awhile.
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I play against a Terran player on Blistering Sands and from the beginning of the match I knew he was going to get into his own head. He asks me what division I played in but he said it in a manner that was confusing and I couldn't tell what he was saying.
He then says "Platinum or Diamond"
I say "Silver"
-silence-
At this point it was obvious that he was in his own head because he was so concerned with my league.
I prod at his front door but after failing I go around back and break his rocks with my zerglings. He never saw them coming. I morph some into banelings and blow up his mineral lines. At this point he says something
"of course you would do that"
"this early?"
"F*** off"
He then attempts a doom drop with tanks but I had vision all around my base with overlords. My hydras snipe two of his medivacs and my lings get in on his tanks as they are going into siege mode so they dropped quickly and did almost nothing. At this point he had very few SCV's I was on two bases and his drop failed. He says
"What the F*** was that"
"Really?"
"What a J/ook?
then he rage quits
I can only assume that he meant to say joke. It was a satisfying victory because after hearing that I was in silver league I had no doubt in my mind that he thought he had the game in the bag, after I was able to harass successfully and destroy his mineral lines he lost his cool and went all in on a poor drop. It was one of those games where I feel like I absolutely destroyed my opponent instead of just beating them.
The only thing I said the entire match was "Silver"
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From different topic/thread:
On July 19 2010 11:59 EliteAzn wrote:Well..this is what I get when I rarely actually say "gl hf" at the beginning of a game (I usually don't say anything, or I'll respond by saying it)...OH, and it gets better at the end of the game (series of pics, hence the spoiler) + Show Spoiler +Yeah.....um...wtf did I do wrong? HOWEVER, his name did contain the word "troll" -_-' Oh, the mutas he was talking about was the whole SIX mutas I brought to his base and he didn't do anything about them...funny how he didn't warp any stalkers during his rant...
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Earlier
i was T vs some Z on DO
my unit comp
my strategies
my build
my harrass was all better than him
but that retard map cost me the game (as well as my own mistakes, nothing to do with him, i essentially defeated myself)
AND I RAGED!
i said
"ffs lost to a noob again
gg
Dei has left the game
shado was victorious!"
NEXT GAME
was vs the same guy haha
on a real map
ofcourse i nailed him
and he RQ with no GG
cheered me right up
On July 17 2010 09:19 Hege5487019 wrote:![[image loading]](http://img28.imageshack.us/img28/6519/lolrage.jpg)
That game is not lost, not nearly lost... What a baby.
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Yesterday, in the middle of my hellacious 9/10 games lost streak, on desert oasis PvP, I waltzed into my opponent's base with my 4 gate push to find...a few immortals, and some zealots. My army was WAAAAY bigger than his. I even forced his immortal drop to return back to his base to deal with me.
He pulled his probes, which my zealots were delightfully dealing with, and I was about to tell my stalkers to start focus firing the immortals (since I outnumbered him) and....
MY COMPUTER DECIDES THAT I TOLD IT TO ALT-TAB OUT OF THE GAME AND GO TO WINDOWS!!!! *#&^&@%@&%$@^%@$^$@
Thirty whole seconds later, I finally get back into starcraft to find...my entire army dead.
Turns out that without my micro/guidance, my stalkers thought shooting some buildings would be much more useful than shooting the immortals, and he got my zealots to chase an immortal around, not getting any hits at all, while his other immortals just shot my idiot zealots. My reinforcements that I warped in outside his base thought that it'd be cooler to pick their noses rather than help their bretheren in battle. And I missed an entire warp-in cycle of reinforcements, basically.
I had that game won...I raged SO hard...
And then promptly lost the next 4 games because I was on tilt and was playing competent opponents. Oof.
And today I figured out that my 9/10 game losing streak over the weekend basically put me from a rank in the 600's in diamond to 1343. Ooof.
SO MUCH RAGE!!!
I guess I should rage less, knowing that everything gets reset tomorrow, but man, that game made me so mad.
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On July 16 2010 04:43 Gnial wrote:I had a hilarious game, posted here: http://www.mediafire.com/?llytjdzvjddzjgdThe guy GG's for me when he thinks he has won. I proceed to win. He starts mouthing off, and leaves the game. Then, AFTER the game, he PM's me non-stop for several minutes with a slew of troll comments. You can tell from the early GG and his other comments in the replay that he was definitely ready for trollin someone  Lucky me!
Dude, arent you the one saying "Fuck you nub" after he asks for a rematch?
The only mouting done in that (terrible btw) replay was from you, assuming you are the red Protoss
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A protoss named Plexa beat me and I think I said something like "are you fucking serious" or something along those lines and then left. Later I thought the name was familiar and was like hey maybe he's a progamer, then later while reading a tl article I realized it was probably one of the staffers on this site.
needless to say I figured I would be forgotten in the sea of BM that is 1v1 8)
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