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kyarisan
United States347 Posts
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Bane1998
United States21 Posts
On May 24 2010 07:09 cartoon]x wrote: I like the ones where they start out the game with manner, but then when it's time to show real manners they have none. Well, that's not hard to imagine really. It's not a question of 'some people are assholes, some aren't.' I think a good amount of people have good manner intentions, but then as a game drags on and you are getting annoyed at losing, and your own mistakes, and thinking to yourself how if you hadn't made that one stupid mistake you could have beat his 'clearly inferior build'... it makes ya angry. Some people can't handle that. And some people don't know how to deal with anger and frustration other than to lash out. | ||
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Qikz
United Kingdom12022 Posts
I go contain him at his ramp and after about 20 minutes he finally gives up and just says "camp game" and leaves. o_O | ||
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Fanciful
United States59 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + You: i have a turtle? Revenant has reconnected. You: where? like on my face? my head maybe? in my back yard? Revenant: lol that's why you can't make it to diamond You: becasue i dont have a turtle? Revenant: because you are a turtle You: like a ninja turtle? Revenant: like a pussy hide behind your walls terran turtle You: you just played as terran.... and i remeber attacking your base Revenant: I didn't turtle You: oh really?? they why did i have to fight you in your base? Revenant: u never attacked til I attacked you twice You: watch the replay Revenant: u used reapers before that You: oh so they set up a picnic? and had a coffee break in your mineral line Revenant: lol they killed 4 scvs before they got raped You: thats economically sound they also killed two marines Revenant: how is that economically sound? You: they paid for them selves handsomely ok lets do the math... Revenant: they are 100 resource units You: one reaper is 50 minerals and 50 gas x 3 equals 150 minerals and 150 gas marines are 50 and scvs are 50 as well so 4 scvs and 2 mairnes = 200 minerals plus 100 minerals Revenant: ur an idiot. you didn't gain an advantage from them you just wasted gas and slowed your tech You: first off dont interupt the math lesson so i got a 50 mineral lead and 4 workers lead now 1 worker will min 40 minerals over a course of a minute Revenant: why are you still chirping?? You're a noob who won a game. !@#$ I'm playing another You: you want to talk !@#$ but dont understand how this game works im helping you here Revenant: ur a moron. you don't know how to play You: so by your logic, that makes you? Revenant: you just sit behind your wall til your enemy attacks then you m don't attack again you just mass men and drop them thats a turtle You: ok... you forgot the reaper thing again but thats ok ill start over Revenant: now !@#$ and learn to play You: i didnt drop at all you woud have seen a medivac you dropped i think you are confusing me for you but thats ok Revenant: why are you still talking you think you're good You: nah Revenant: so you have to keep talking !@#$ You: i think im ok Revenant: well !@#$ and get over your games noobs cling to !@#$ You: i like the idea that im helping the other guy win you should put spaces in yur curse workds i dont know what your saying Revenant: I don't need to put spaces in !@#$. 12 y/p 12 y/o's shouldn't read what I say You: ok now im really confused whats a 12y/p? is that like hip slang? Revenant: fail troll is fail. Enjoy being in platinum for life noob. Maybe you should try something new and you'd get better. You: haha we played one game Revenant: QQ You: how could you possibly know all the starts i have The player is ignoring you. | ||
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TobZero
Germany493 Posts
On September 23 2010 06:04 Fanciful wrote: You: first off dont interupt the math lesson omg that made me laugh so hard  my last thing was like: him: fucking noob race only mass one unit and faceroll noob him: get a clue and l2p noob me: im so sorry. next time ill use both hands xxx has left the game | ||
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SarcasticOne
Australia213 Posts
On September 23 2010 06:37 Azro wrote: omg that made me laugh so hard my last thing was like: him: fucking noob race only mass one unit and faceroll noob him: get a clue and l2p noob me: im so sorry. next time ill use both hands xxx has left the game haha, made me laugh as well mad props to Fanciful :p my favourite is people bitching about how terran is mass one unit (marauders) and a-moving... to which i go "i have at least 3-4 different units... MMM and/or tanks" it's funny how people consider MMM as "one unit" | ||
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Morik
65 Posts
Late game I ended up coming in with lings & ultras, sacking his base. He lifted off 4 buildings or so and ran in different directions. Him: Has left the game (And then after scratching my head for a moment, checking the menu and seeing 'surrender' still up there') Me: Haha nice try Him: Haha ok, gg Him has left the game | ||
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_KiM_
Canada498 Posts
just got a guy saying "Terran is Easy" and he left haha | ||
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Fr0z3nFL4mE
Canada11 Posts
I was just trying to stay alive w/ small armies of MM that he kept killing the whole game. I finally got enough forces to actually attack his only mining base (his natural) at the end. So after that 30-min long game of madness: Him: meh i get the counter and outexpand you and yet still lose Him: that sucks. Me: lol Me: no transition Him: and what did you transition into Him: nothing Me: cuz you didn't Him: cuz u didnt either Me: lol Him: banelings Is the infantry counter Me: i couldn't w/ your harrassment Him: oh well mech rapes zerg just as hard Him: nothing us zerg can really do Me: should've went broodlords Him: gg Me: gg He said he "outexpoed" me but the funny thing was, he was only on three bases and I was on two. He also only had about ~30 drones by the end of the game. At least he was gm enough to say gg. | ||
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Rodregeus
Australia126 Posts
T/ZvsT/Z Opposing Zerg 6 pools me, I fend it off and lose 1 SCV. Me: Boring... Him: STFU Him: Why don't you go have a wank? Me: I plan to later actually. Him: Yeah you're probably a fat nerd playing this with food next to you! Me: I had spaghetti before, was nice. Thanks for asking.Him: Fuck you noob! *leaves game* aaaaaaaand another one. P/ZvsT/P Terran: THESE GUYS ARE PROBABLY NOOBS LETS GO EASY ON THEM Terran: OHH WOOPS DID I SAY THAT OUT LOUD? *terran tries to send in scouted reapers kills I think 1 of my partners drones, while his P buddy tries to proxy gate him and fails* Me and my partner, knowing they are economically screwed already, steam roll them with nothing but mass lings and marauders for a laugh. Me: HAHA HOW NOOB ARE THESE GUYS! Me: OHH WAIT! DID i SAY THAT OUT LOUD!? Him: GO FUCK YOUR MOTHER! *quits* | ||
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Malarkey817
United States163 Posts
Him: What gay timing. Him: Learn to pay a real race. ...I play random. | ||
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DeviousPanda
2 Posts
Him: GG... you play this game too much nerd His approx 1x1 record 200-100 My approx 1x1 record 20-10 | ||
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nShade
Bulgaria296 Posts
I saw his proxy rax by using the watch tower. + Show Spoiler + Him: Nice Him: Report to Blizzard Me: Watch the rep Me: Saw it with the watchtower. Him: Fuck you cheater Me: Seriously. Watch the rep. Him: FUCK OFF Him: CHEATER Him: DESTROY THE GAME Him: YOU UGLY RETARD I expanded,he scanned the nexus then: Him: Sad that u have to cheat even with imba toss Him: never saw such a loser Him: even if you win Him: worst player ever you are Me: Dude,shut up and watch the rep after the game and see that I saw you rax with the watchtower Couple of minutes later I saw 5 vikings (using a watchtower again) flying to my 3rd base and intercepted them with stalkers. Then: Him: Oh again Him: hi Me: watchtower I killed his army and marched to him natural to finish him. Him: so low you are Him: but hey Him: Toss solve for newbs (?) Him: just click on templkar Him: for marines rauders Him: aoe Him: For big units Him: Just 1 click Him: they down Him: then straight attack Me: Kiss Kiss Him: You suck and you know it | ||
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FliedLice
Germany7494 Posts
On September 23 2010 06:04 Fanciful wrote: so im playing a 1v1 TvR and he pulls Terran. I win and he types out "nice turtle" and leaves. this is the conversation i had with him after the game... + Show Spoiler + You: i have a turtle? Revenant has reconnected. You: where? like on my face? my head maybe? in my back yard? Revenant: lol that's why you can't make it to diamond You: becasue i dont have a turtle? Revenant: because you are a turtle You: like a ninja turtle? Revenant: like a pussy hide behind your walls terran turtle You: you just played as terran.... and i remeber attacking your base Revenant: I didn't turtle You: oh really?? they why did i have to fight you in your base? Revenant: u never attacked til I attacked you twice You: watch the replay Revenant: u used reapers before that You: oh so they set up a picnic? and had a coffee break in your mineral line Revenant: lol they killed 4 scvs before they got raped You: thats economically sound they also killed two marines Revenant: how is that economically sound? You: they paid for them selves handsomely ok lets do the math... Revenant: they are 100 resource units You: one reaper is 50 minerals and 50 gas x 3 equals 150 minerals and 150 gas marines are 50 and scvs are 50 as well so 4 scvs and 2 mairnes = 200 minerals plus 100 minerals Revenant: ur an idiot. you didn't gain an advantage from them you just wasted gas and slowed your tech You: first off dont interupt the math lesson so i got a 50 mineral lead and 4 workers lead now 1 worker will min 40 minerals over a course of a minute Revenant: why are you still chirping?? You're a noob who won a game. !@#$ I'm playing another You: you want to talk !@#$ but dont understand how this game works im helping you here Revenant: ur a moron. you don't know how to play You: so by your logic, that makes you? Revenant: you just sit behind your wall til your enemy attacks then you m don't attack again you just mass men and drop them thats a turtle You: ok... you forgot the reaper thing again but thats ok ill start over Revenant: now !@#$ and learn to play You: i didnt drop at all you woud have seen a medivac you dropped i think you are confusing me for you but thats ok Revenant: why are you still talking you think you're good You: nah Revenant: so you have to keep talking !@#$ You: i think im ok Revenant: well !@#$ and get over your games noobs cling to !@#$ You: i like the idea that im helping the other guy win you should put spaces in yur curse workds i dont know what your saying Revenant: I don't need to put spaces in !@#$. 12 y/p 12 y/o's shouldn't read what I say You: ok now im really confused whats a 12y/p? is that like hip slang? Revenant: fail troll is fail. Enjoy being in platinum for life noob. Maybe you should try something new and you'd get better. You: haha we played one game Revenant: QQ You: how could you possibly know all the starts i have The player is ignoring you. shit man, that guy's diamond, have some respect you puny platinum noob | ||
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Cush
United States646 Posts
Him "Dude you suck, you can only go mass muta" Me" LOL you went mass muta too" Him "At least im not an awful player fag" Then he leaves I later look at his profile and find out he is an gold player while im in platinum | ||
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SnowE
United States18 Posts
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Angelbelow
United States3728 Posts
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NoiSeN
United States20 Posts
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TheGiftedApe
United States1243 Posts
me: GG him: Not Really me: ? him: Lightning killed me me: lmao | ||
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tackklee
United States270 Posts
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