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Mr_Kzimir
Profile Joined August 2010
France268 Posts
September 13 2010 18:01 GMT
#841
He cheeses i counter and fast banshee rape him

-Him : fu bastard for using such a cheap unit
"Infantry , it's all about it"
TymerA
Profile Joined July 2010
Netherlands759 Posts
September 13 2010 18:11 GMT
#842
playing a terran who goes for some early hellions but i deflect with roaches and mount a little counter offensive. i bust his ramp and actually manage to wreck some havock in his main. then he gets some banshees without cloak, so i get some mutas and with lings on towers (oasis) i spot them and intercept them. suddenly he just calls gg so i reply with gg, but he doesn't leave... contain him and just make massive ling roach muta army and await his attack.

counter attack and own him. that´ll teach him >
nice.
Linkark07
Profile Joined August 2010
37 Posts
September 13 2010 18:30 GMT
#843
I was in a ffa game, I massed Vikings and BCs and a toss did Carriers. The toss killed a Zerg and then immediately said he won the game. After I killed his carrier army he started raging at me.
Toss: YOU FUCKING NOOB. L2P.
Me:...
Toss: FOR THAT REASON TERRAN ARE OP. I WON THE FUCKING GAME DAMMIT.
Me:...
X player has left the game.
latan
Profile Joined July 2010
740 Posts
September 13 2010 18:38 GMT
#844
On September 11 2010 14:03 bokeevboke wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 11 2010 11:40 latan wrote:
Moby: "you definitely used cheat codes so that counts as a win for me, thanks."

(complaining about his thors not shooting my army, upon watching replay i noticed that 1) the thors were slowed down by marauders, and 2) they were shooting my medivacs)


Concussive shells do not slow massive units.

oops well they do fire slow anyway.
MattDamon
Profile Joined May 2010
United States59 Posts
September 14 2010 22:30 GMT
#845
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Its in reverse order so this guy started the game off with a problem with me, I guess we played before or something.

He goes on to gg and then stays and turtles, but I end up winning

quite an angry little boy he was
http://beta-us.battle.net/sc2/en/profile/62116/1/
Slakter
Profile Joined January 2010
Sweden1947 Posts
September 15 2010 01:57 GMT
#846
Haha, this player Named Unknownuser 7pooled me on Meta. I tell him that it takes no skill and leave.

He then proceeds to tell me that he was A in Iccup and beat both Mondragon and Savior, with no proof at all <3 Then I tell him my Iccupname so he can check me. He instantly says "Haha, I have many replays of beating you, you were Zerg in BW too!"

I played protoss in BW
Protoss, can't live with em', can't kill em'.
Slakter
Profile Joined January 2010
Sweden1947 Posts
September 15 2010 02:19 GMT
#847
I also told this guy I was posting this so if he had proof he could post em in this thread, i am disappoint
Protoss, can't live with em', can't kill em'.
Moa
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States790 Posts
September 15 2010 03:41 GMT
#848
On September 15 2010 10:57 Sl4ktarN wrote:
Haha, this player Named Unknownuser 7pooled me on Meta. I tell him that it takes no skill and leave.

He then proceeds to tell me that he was A in Iccup and beat both Mondragon and Savior, with no proof at all <3 Then I tell him my Iccupname so he can check me. He instantly says "Haha, I have many replays of beating you, you were Zerg in BW too!"

I played protoss in BW


I laughed at this, also to the guy above you I like your opponents gas count.

In my game, a guy scouts my base early sees that I have no units but drones and a queen.

Him: U nub?
Me: (No response)

I had scouted his 3 gates all cranking zealots and teched to roaches, after he said and left my base I churned out 7 roaches because I saw he had around 12 zealots. By the time he got to my base I had around 9 roaches. I easily repelled his force using roach step micro. I push back to his base and start saccing it.

Him: Why do u move then shoot, move or shoot. Pick one.
Me: (can't even think of something witty to say)
Him: Oh well u probably don't speak English anyway

-Protoss 3 gate zealot all in player has left the game-

I kind of curl up into a ball and weep at the horrible player I just encountered. I didn't even have a build for that game all I was doing is trying to do something and use mineral boosting.
^O^
Tazza
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Korea (South)1678 Posts
September 15 2010 03:46 GMT
#849
On September 15 2010 12:41 Moa wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 15 2010 10:57 Sl4ktarN wrote:
Haha, this player Named Unknownuser 7pooled me on Meta. I tell him that it takes no skill and leave.

He then proceeds to tell me that he was A in Iccup and beat both Mondragon and Savior, with no proof at all <3 Then I tell him my Iccupname so he can check me. He instantly says "Haha, I have many replays of beating you, you were Zerg in BW too!"

I played protoss in BW


I laughed at this, also to the guy above you I like your opponents gas count.

In my game, a guy scouts my base early sees that I have no units but drones and a queen.

Him: U nub?
Me: (No response)

I had scouted his 3 gates all cranking zealots and teched to roaches, after he said and left my base I churned out 7 roaches because I saw he had around 12 zealots. By the time he got to my base I had around 9 roaches. I easily repelled his force using roach step micro. I push back to his base and start saccing it.

Him: Why do u move then shoot, move or shoot. Pick one.
Me: (can't even think of something witty to say)
Him: Oh well u probably don't speak English anyway

-Protoss 3 gate zealot all in player has left the game-

I kind of curl up into a ball and weep at the horrible player I just encountered. I didn't even have a build for that game all I was doing is trying to do something and use mineral boosting.

Lol, that guy was like "BE A MAN!!" Stand up and fight or fun away, don't do both. That guy is hilarious, I would love to meet him
SeaSmoke
Profile Joined July 2010
United States326 Posts
September 15 2010 05:32 GMT
#850
Opponent after placing cannon at bottom of ramp: "gg"

Opponent after nydus destroys main: "They should really make it more obvious when a nydus is coming"

Le BucheRON
Profile Joined May 2010
Canada619 Posts
September 15 2010 05:43 GMT
#851
Opponent after placing cannon at bottom of ramp: "gg"

Opponent after nydus destroys main: "They should really make it more obvious when a nydus is coming"


Too great! defeating an offensive gg'er and a ridiculously stupid comment in one!

I just played a Terran who floated to the island on Scrap Station right off the bat- Noob. He proceeds to turtle up as I take all expansions. After being repelled a few times by the sheer number of turrets he says,
"long game hey?"
Guess who`s special?!
Kindred
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Canada396 Posts
September 15 2010 06:04 GMT
#852
I think "u mad bro?" is the single most unoriginal and overused phrase. That and a preemptive gg
Two 2.93GHz 6-Core Intel Xeon “Westmere” (12 cores) + 32GB RAM + Four 512GB Solid-State Drives + Two ATI Radeon HD 5770 1GB + Two Apple LED Cinema Display (27" flat panel) + Quad-channel 4Gb Fibre Channel PCI Express card
Ryndika
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
1489 Posts
September 15 2010 06:05 GMT
#853
400+ league games and one ragequitting opponent so far (atleast i dont remember more).
as useful as teasalt
Zlet
Profile Joined June 2010
United States13 Posts
September 15 2010 07:20 GMT
#854
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Reubachi
Profile Joined January 2008
United States40 Posts
September 16 2010 20:21 GMT
#855
Game begins:

Me:GG
Me:Gl, sorry, am a noob
Him: Shut up.
Him:No you're not.

I've been trying to find out if he was trying to make me feel good ,or if he thought I was trying to trick him. I got rolled.
A raisin in the sun is a lot less of a grape than a regular raisin.
Eduro
Profile Joined July 2010
United States88 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-09-16 22:30:52
September 16 2010 22:30 GMT
#856
This toss turtled and went mass void rays. I survived his first void ray attack and then blinked into his base.

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57 Corvette
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Canada5941 Posts
September 18 2010 20:33 GMT
#857
Apparently, doing korean 4gates makes me a
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Survival is winning, everything else is bullshit.
Eleclight
Profile Joined September 2010
Finland70 Posts
September 18 2010 22:49 GMT
#858
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manicsquare
Profile Joined June 2010
176 Posts
September 19 2010 16:24 GMT
#859
Just had a game where i just did the pvt macro style from day9 daily 168 and my opponent rages at me because he went mass maruaders while i just went mainly chargelots. First he rages when he scans me because he see i have 4 warp gates adn then he scans my expo

him: 4 warpgate is bull**** it takes no skill
me: but u just say my xpansion so not a 4 warpgate.
him: w/e noob i'm going to pwn u

then at the end of the game after i destroyed his army and his nat I just expanded and saw he was going to pump maruaders so I just started massing chargelots. Then he scans it and sees all my chargelots and tries to attack to beat them even though i out numbered him 2:1 and had 2,2,0 upgrades while he had none. So i beat him and he leaves. so after the game he talks to me again

him: wow you just mass zealots u have no skill
me: zealots counter marauders why shouldn't I
him: because zealots are op i bet u didn't have any geysers.
me: umm watch the replay i actually did and if i didn't have any how did i get stalkers and void rays.
him: w/e fu l2p you suck and i bet i'm higher plat then u.
NoobieOne
Profile Joined August 2010
United States1183 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-09-20 04:23:55
September 20 2010 04:20 GMT
#860
Ok I was just playing a 2v2 with my roommate. After going on a loosing streak we got bored so we decided to double proxy hatch into spine crawlers. Our opponents were a protoss and a zerg on twilight fortress. My hatchery goes down to the protoss but my roommate contains the zerg who through up spine crawlers in defence as well. They push out to our main and after a while success on destroying it. My ally tech switches to mutas and destroys their bases I build a hatchery inside their base which my ally now controls to stay alive and begin long distance mining, eventually allowing me to grab a gold expand and get back in the game. I produce zerglings and my ally keeps getting mutas. Eventually after a bunch of back and forth (even with me blocking all the expos in our default with creep tumors) we are able to win. Obviously the opponents were mad (I'd be mad too) but the BM is just priceless)
My opponent chanian is the red protoss I am teal and my ally alec is purple.

chanian: Worst Start
chanian: to good game
NoobieOne: Yep
Alec: ya lol
chanian: purp
Alec: sry bout that
chanian: your a fag
Alec: we got bored
chanian: I hope you have to have an abortion
chanian: You fuck
chanian: I hope you get cancer
chanian: die slow
chanian: bitch
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