EPTZane: glhf
Me: u2
Zane: they already have hacks out for this game i just played a hacker
Me: you know if you press F10+N you can see the whole map, its a bug
Zane has left the game!
I literally could not stop laughing
Funny opponent quotes. - Page 41
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DxL
United States12 Posts
Zane: glhf Me: u2 Zane: they already have hacks out for this game i just played a hacker Me: you know if you press F10+N you can see the whole map, its a bug Zane has left the game! I literally could not stop laughing | ||
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SikLyric
United States125 Posts
"Your macro really turns me on you sexy nerd" yeaaaaa | ||
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Ayrie
United States213 Posts
we proceed to kill off the zerg but the other opponent masses tanks and turrets on his cliff and forces us to mass air. the other opponent: 'omg my teammate was so incompetent wtf i'm way better than both of you noobs lol" "go check my profile after" me: "I'm a 1097 point diamond in 1v1... how about you?" no response for the rest of the game. turns out he's diamond in random 2s, but gold in 1v1. | ||
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DTH12
United States20 Posts
On September 12 2010 19:45 Ayrie wrote: my zerg teammate in platinum 2s threw a spine crawler up in the zerg opponent's base, right in the mineral line, and the guy didn't realize that it *wasn't his spine crawler* until it was 90% done. we proceed to kill off the zerg but the other opponent masses tanks and turrets on his cliff and forces us to mass air. the other opponent: 'omg my teammate was so incompetent wtf i'm way better than both of you noobs lol" "go check my profile after" me: "I'm a 1097 point diamond in 1v1... how about you?" no response for the rest of the game. turns out he's diamond in random 2s, but gold in 1v1. 1097 in diamond? holy shi dud hao u get so gud? | ||
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CuttyFlam
Belgium523 Posts
On June 07 2010 19:59 Scipaeus121212 wrote: Can't take screenshot somehow, but whatever: at the beggining of the game Me: gl hf Him: shut up and play Me: lol burn in hell Him: u retard?? Me: You cant spell? Him: im gonna nuke you noob Me: Im gonna bling bust I kill his scouting SCV Me: lolol after bling bust Him: diot Him: idiot Me: lol told ya Me: u retard Him: f*** you him left the game! Rofl whos the retard? Im not surprised at all actually, this kid is on the LoL EU LiquidParty channel too, extremely bm and immature | ||
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Height
United States53 Posts
"dont be gay please" I pause for a second and then send my early drone to cheese the shit out of him for saying that. A minute later his drone notices the 2 gateways in his main. "DUDE I SAID DONT BE GAY U FAGGOT!" | ||
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Achilles
Canada385 Posts
"Iunno like 12 LOL!" "..." has left the game | ||
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PangO
Chile1870 Posts
"Funny" "First protoss to beat me in like 20 games" | ||
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SyyRaaaN
Sweden136 Posts
Him: Noooooooo Me: ?? Him: ZvZ sucks, its so boring. Me: Yeah, it sucks, blizz:s fault :/ but lets try to have fun anyways, GL & HF 2 minutes later, my 7 pool rush and 3 drones arrives at his base building spine crawlers. Me: GG - Don't hate the player - hate the game. Him: The longest list of curses ive ever seen. | ||
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revy
United States1524 Posts
1v1 I'm T he's P on blistering sands. He opens voidrays I make rines and a few turrets to ward it off, I get a faster expo up. He pressures my back door, I fight it off a bit. He tries again, this time I keep all of my mnm+a few hellions right behind the vision blocking weeds and as he charges up with his 8 lots I pick them all + a stalker without losing a single unit. I then proceed to setup a siege just outside his Nat. I build some bunkers+tanks+hellions+mmm and camp right there, checking his backdoor as well while I expo around the map. He suicides his army into my siege and I barely lose anything. He says, "WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO NEXT PATCH?!?" I ignore him, push and finish him off. He does not gg and leaves. Then he goes ahead and messages me: Him: Sorry this was my first game today I couldn't give you a good game. But what are you going to do next patch? Me: Come on, you lose 70% of your standing midgame army while I lose nothing and you expect to be able to win? I then go off and use the bathroom and come back to a wall of text about how bad I am because I'm not developing my strategies for after the patch already and how much a nub I am. So I type to him, Me: My god, are you really still talking about this? "That user is ignoring you" Ah... lol. | ||
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MinoMino
Norway1103 Posts
As I'm killing his drones: Him: you are so bad, you can only use one race and one unit Him: gg Me: Hahaha, gg. Him: i didn't mean that btw, bg Me: gg He doesn't leave, and then his three mutas pop. He was probably thinking I only made lings and could possibly win or something, so he cleans off my lings and goes straight to my base. my five mutas pop and start flying towards him and he quits immediately after seeing my mutas. Man, I love these guys. | ||
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horsman
Canada45 Posts
By: twifosp I played a guy named vuvuzealot over the weekend. Who then proceeded to zealot rush me typing BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ over and over again. It was funnier than it sounds for some reason. This cracks me up alot. | ||
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oldahe
Austria534 Posts
ahahahahah this really really funny. buahahahahaha. vuvuzealot. really. khkhkhkh | ||
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CounteR
New Zealand103 Posts
Him : "leave already noob." I said gg at the start of the game and he thought I already lost LOL | ||
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Twist-O-Fate
Canada38 Posts
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA genius. I would have surrendered, just to give this guy props. Awesome lol. | ||
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gorkhus98
France35 Posts
Then: "I knew it." "6pool fu cheeser" And he leaves the game... wtf xD | ||
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iLLmatiic
64 Posts
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gorkhus98
France35 Posts
On September 13 2010 11:49 iLLmatiic wrote: I guess he origionally built his barracks in the wrong spot my, my... the unforgiving fury of the scouting drone. <3 | ||
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SarcasticOne
Australia213 Posts
On September 13 2010 11:53 gorkhus98 wrote: my, my... the unforgiving fury of the scouting drone. <3 made my morning  how i know the infuration of not being able to land a building cause some ass hat with his worker wont let me... happens once, then you dont do it again, or build a marine first :D | ||
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Voyager I
United States260 Posts
On September 13 2010 11:49 iLLmatiic wrote: I guess he origionally built his barracks in the wrong spot Your account is perfect, never post again, nothing you do can ever live up to the glory that is this. | ||
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