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LuciD`
Profile Joined September 2010
United States81 Posts
September 13 2010 03:53 GMT
#821
Today I'm playing against a Zerg as Terran. I win and he says something along the lines of, "Oh look you finally got an expansion nice job you one base faggot". I was on 3 bases half the game lol.
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24781 Posts
September 13 2010 03:56 GMT
#822
After just about every game I win as terran:

"that was bs"

2/2 today so far lol
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
Twistacles
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
Canada1327 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-09-13 04:06:48
September 13 2010 04:06 GMT
#823
I don't have the time to look through this thread- I probably popped up here numerous times. I bm pretty much every game. If I chat, it's to cuss you out.

DEAL WITH IT
"If you don't give a shit which gum you buy, get stride" - Tyler
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24781 Posts
September 13 2010 04:08 GMT
#824
On September 13 2010 13:06 Twistacles wrote:
I don't have the time to look through this thread- I probably popped up here numerous times. I bm pretty much every game. If I chat, it's to cuss you out.

DEAL WITH IT

I think joking about it and laughing at you with hundreds of comrades is a pretty good way of dealing with it.
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
Twistacles
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
Canada1327 Posts
September 13 2010 04:27 GMT
#825
On September 13 2010 13:08 micronesia wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 13 2010 13:06 Twistacles wrote:
I don't have the time to look through this thread- I probably popped up here numerous times. I bm pretty much every game. If I chat, it's to cuss you out.

DEAL WITH IT

I think joking about it and laughing at you with hundreds of comrades is a pretty good way of dealing with it.


Yep. I'm glad I provide a valuable community service, letting fellow TLers stroke their E-peens. I can't help nerd-raging, so I might aswell embrace it.
"If you don't give a shit which gum you buy, get stride" - Tyler
Monokeros
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
United States2493 Posts
September 13 2010 06:31 GMT
#826
On September 13 2010 13:27 Twistacles wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 13 2010 13:08 micronesia wrote:
On September 13 2010 13:06 Twistacles wrote:
I don't have the time to look through this thread- I probably popped up here numerous times. I bm pretty much every game. If I chat, it's to cuss you out.

DEAL WITH IT

I think joking about it and laughing at you with hundreds of comrades is a pretty good way of dealing with it.


Yep. I'm glad I provide a valuable community service, letting fellow TLers stroke their E-peens. I can't help nerd-raging, so I might aswell embrace it.


Pretty sure you can help it It's all mental bro.
Keep the Dream Alive twitch.tv/monokerros
dogabutila
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States1438 Posts
September 13 2010 07:04 GMT
#827
I dunno, it's not exactly a quote but I was messing around with some friends in a silver 4v4 league.

We win, but one of the guys refuses to leave long after all his teammates have and all he has control of are like 9 reapers and a few extractors. He's being annoying and flying around and I just tell him that 5 rax reapers doesnt work in 4v4 games.

He then tells me to stfu and that he is better then me and will play me solo. Since i'm playing with my friends, i decline. Except after the game they all decide they are going to bed so i message the guy and see if he wants to play me 1v1. Apparently he checked my profile and saw that I'm really diamond everything and hes 1-3 in solo placement matches and gold in everything else and just logs off after asking why I would want to play against a gold league player.
Baller Fanclub || CheAse Fanclub || Scarlett Fanclub || LJD FIGHTING!
Grend
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
1600 Posts
September 13 2010 08:13 GMT
#828
On September 04 2010 17:32 eth3n wrote:
Him: (first thing he has said the whole game) MR. GORBACHEV, TEAR DOWN THIS WALL!!!
Me: ???
(10 seconds later, about 15+ slow blings come and get slaughtered before getting to my wall)
Him: Fucking Commie!

This is the best thing ever! Wish my opponents had half of this guy`s wit!
♞ Against the Wind - Bob Seger ♞
krk
Profile Joined October 2006
United Kingdom17 Posts
September 13 2010 09:08 GMT
#829
00:00:27 - Kawkaw to ALL: le plus bas possible pour reaprendre totalement a jouer une autre race bien comme il faut

P (Him) versus T (Me)... he then proceeded to probe rush me, and left when I told him that I do not speak French. I still am not 100% what he said.
David Dark
Profile Joined July 2010
Poland100 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-09-13 09:28:51
September 13 2010 09:21 GMT
#830
TvT

Guy walls off, stays on one base puts siege tanks everywhere and mass rines/marauders.

I get tons of same and make a 10 medivac drop into his base killing everything.

He says 'well dropping is gay anyways, enough said' and leaves the game.
Hey dude, nice shot.
Wiwiweb
Profile Joined August 2010
France56 Posts
September 13 2010 10:19 GMT
#831
On September 13 2010 18:08 krk wrote:
00:00:27 - Kawkaw to ALL: le plus bas possible pour reaprendre totalement a jouer une autre race bien comme il faut

P (Him) versus T (Me)... he then proceeded to probe rush me, and left when I told him that I do not speak French. I still am not 100% what he said.


What I got from that is he wanted to try another race, and so lost matches on purpose so he would be back in beginning leagues.
Weird.
teekesselchen
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Germany886 Posts
September 13 2010 10:22 GMT
#832
Played an FFA as random today, got protoss so I just went for mass expo 200 sup 3/3/3 blinkstalker.
Killed a zerg's 45 2-1 teched mutas with 60 3-3-3 Stalkers and he started complaining about Stalkers beeing so imba it kinda made me laugh and cry at the same time.
"Yeah come on thats fucking imba"
When they were introduced, he made a witticism, hoping to be liked. She laughed extremely hard, hoping to be liked. Then each drove home alone, staring straight ahead, with the very same twist to their faces.
Slayer91
Profile Joined February 2006
Ireland23335 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-09-13 10:29:15
September 13 2010 10:29 GMT
#833
On September 13 2010 18:08 krk wrote:
00:00:27 - Kawkaw to ALL: le plus bas possible pour reaprendre totalement a jouer une autre race bien comme il faut

P (Him) versus T (Me)... he then proceeded to probe rush me, and left when I told him that I do not speak French. I still am not 100% what he said.


le plus bas possible --> the lowest possible --> bronze league
pour reaprendre totalement a jouer --> in order to totally relearn how to play
une autre race bien --> another race well
comme il faut --> as is necessary

He wants to get down to bronze league so he doesn't get roflstomped playing a new race.
No i didn't use dictionary/google translate =p
Mr_Kzimir
Profile Joined August 2010
France268 Posts
September 13 2010 10:29 GMT
#834
I 5 raper rush a zerg and transition to bioball

- Him : Damn my queen can't do shit except pooping some mucus
- Me : Wait for me , I am cumming :D
- Him : Yeah you can shove those units in your arshe
Left the game
"Infantry , it's all about it"
dinmsab
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Malaysia2246 Posts
September 13 2010 12:20 GMT
#835
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The funny thing is, he tried to go 1 base muta against me. He was a decent player, he expanded when he pushed out but never really saturated his expo. I just made marines and a thor since zerg can't really produce anything but muta-ling out of 1 base. 1 base imbaness indeed.
..
Mongery
Profile Joined May 2009
892 Posts
September 13 2010 12:31 GMT
#836
"10 apm player could play terran race perfectly" HAHA!
guess who said that?
http://www.twitch.tv/mongery_tv https://www.esportsearnings.com/players/27699-mongery-
Erectum
Profile Joined August 2010
France194 Posts
September 13 2010 12:34 GMT
#837
On September 13 2010 19:29 Slayer91 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 13 2010 18:08 krk wrote:
00:00:27 - Kawkaw to ALL: le plus bas possible pour reaprendre totalement a jouer une autre race bien comme il faut

P (Him) versus T (Me)... he then proceeded to probe rush me, and left when I told him that I do not speak French. I still am not 100% what he said.


le plus bas possible --> the lowest possible --> bronze league
pour reaprendre totalement a jouer --> in order to totally relearn how to play
une autre race bien --> another race well
comme il faut --> as is necessary

He wants to get down to bronze league so he doesn't get roflstomped playing a new race.
No i didn't use dictionary/google translate =p



The sentence is quite odd

he probably miss some words

TRAP[yoo]
Profile Joined December 2009
Hungary6026 Posts
September 13 2010 15:08 GMT
#838
"nice zerg map" after i won against a protoss on blistering sands
FTD
Kyron
Profile Joined September 2010
5 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-09-13 15:12:42
September 13 2010 15:12 GMT
#839
"what can i say terran OP"

From the noob who 6 pooled and kept throwing lings at my base even after I defended the first batch, and then wondered why his pure zergling army lost to my marine/hellion army, with me having about double his income the entire game.
FrankTheTurtle
Profile Joined August 2010
United States18 Posts
September 13 2010 15:31 GMT
#840
after killing 20 overlords w/o speed upgrade w/ mutas

"Really? Fuck you blue"
Player has left the game.

2v2 where we were losing up until that point
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