EPTThis is from a diamond player that nowadays should be around 1.2k.
After I stopped his mass reapers early aggression and breached his base...
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Darklance
22 Posts
This is from a diamond player that nowadays should be around 1.2k. After I stopped his mass reapers early aggression and breached his base... + Show Spoiler + | ||
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Slago
Canada726 Posts
Him:Man zerg is so fucking OP Me:well vikings suck vs muta Him:well what am i supposed to do, thors fucking suck vs mutas Me:how so? Him:durr magic box Me:just mix in a like 20 rines with the thor, than you can't magic box Him:well still I couldn't expand quick like you Me:Just wall and expo in your base like TLO does Him:dude do you have any idea how to play terran Me:yeah just one base all in Him:3 rax isn't an all in dumbass Me:with no expo? Him:man just stfu, I actually play legit people Me:Since when was hatch first macro not legit? Him:dude your so bad Me:I'm diamond your gold, I should beat you everygame Him:dude, I play rank 1 diamonds all the time and win, I just don't ladder that much Me:I checked your match history, you lost to a silver........ Him:fag This player is ignoring you! Me:alright | ||
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Fen-X
France18 Posts
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Rotodyne
United States2263 Posts
 Some people are unbelievable | ||
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TheFinalWord
Australia790 Posts
On October 04 2010 06:19 Slago wrote: LOL. Him:dude, I play rank 1 diamonds all the time and win, I just don't ladder that much Me:I checked your match history, you lost to a silver........ Him:fag This player is ignoring you! Me:alright Just so everyone knows, the best place to find massive rage is in phantom custom games. Hilarious every game. | ||
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Bondator
Finland120 Posts
He expanded like crazy, and got gigantic lead. But he just kept throwing his 200/200 roach&hydra army at my door, which did virtually nothing for him. I expanded to both of the islands which he also failed to take down. Once I got my protoss ball of death going on, I pretty much just walked over him. ![[image loading]](http://users.tkk.fi/~mtkivi/nabs.jpg) He even whispered to me right after the game: Him: LOL gold Me: yeah? Player is ignoring you! | ||
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kyarisan
United States347 Posts
![[image loading]](http://i156.photobucket.com/albums/t8/kyari_san/Screenshot2010-10-0101_08_30.jpg) Trash talks after a 4warpgate fail! + Show Spoiler + ![[image loading]](http://i156.photobucket.com/albums/t8/kyari_san/4warpgatefail/01uhoh.jpg) He pulled probes from gas... could it be? ![[image loading]](http://i156.photobucket.com/albums/t8/kyari_san/4warpgatefail/02whew.jpg) Got a zeal, 2 stalkers on the way, he hasn't managed to get in, I should be okay... ![[image loading]](http://i156.photobucket.com/albums/t8/kyari_san/4warpgatefail/03definitely.jpg) Sure enough - there are his gates :D ![[image loading]](http://i156.photobucket.com/albums/t8/kyari_san/4warpgatefail/04lmao.jpg) So much for your unstoppable korean strategy eh? ![[image loading]](http://i156.photobucket.com/albums/t8/kyari_san/4warpgatefail/05thanks.jpg) Obviously the proper response to this is to expand. Thanks for clearin the path bud! ![[image loading]](http://i156.photobucket.com/albums/t8/kyari_san/4warpgatefail/07goodluck.jpg) Yea good luck with that. ![[image loading]](http://i156.photobucket.com/albums/t8/kyari_san/4warpgatefail/08tears.jpg) | ||
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Jukebox Joe
United Kingdom358 Posts
Me: gl hf Him: hi you go muts Him: like any skillless zerg Me: haha He then proceeded to bunker rush me, which I delayed with drones long enough to get some lings out to stop it. I normally play relatively passively, but this game I just turned up the aggression and didn't let him rest for a minute, constantly baneling busting and harassing with zerglings, then pushing in with roaches, didn't once use mutas. Of course he already had a load of missile turrets up to stop my non existent mutalisks, so he got rolled and rage quit. Guess I'm not just any skill less zerg. | ||
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Sewi
Germany1697 Posts
On September 23 2010 06:04 Fanciful wrote: You: first off dont interupt the math lesson omg. When I read through this I actually had to lol in RL!! | ||
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sleepingdog
Austria6145 Posts
On September 20 2010 01:24 manicsquare wrote: Just had a game where i just did the pvt macro style from day9 daily 168 him: w/e fu l2p you suck and i bet i'm higher plat then u. this made me seriously nearly spill my drink all over the keyboard another story, 1v1: blistering sands, PvP, he goes 2 gate into robo, I 4 gate (because PvP on blistering is just too annoying); I kill him when he has just one immortal out and tries desperately to get his colossus, which I denied he: "4 gate is a nice skill toi have" (leaves....) dunno, I thought it was hilarious how fast this catches on | ||
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DamageInq
United States283 Posts
Zerg Player: GG, Zerg sucks it's impossible to win. Me: Ever watch FruitSeller or Idra? There are a lot of players doing good with Zerg. Z: Those are old, Zerg sucks now Me: Protoss and Terran were both nerfed pretty hard, Zerg is really strong when played right. After game- Z: That's what I'm talking about, I played way better than you and lost. Learn to play a non-imba race scrub." He never connected the creep between his natural and main, had like 29 drones before massing hydras vs my 2 base collosi build lol. | ||
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Rotemetoot
21 Posts
On May 19 2010 09:34 cartoon]x wrote: I just got BMed after going 14 pool 16 hatch and some noob zerg tried to 1 base ling/baneling me. I scouted it, put down a baneling nest of my own, and held him off after he ran all his lings into my banelings. and he says: fastlikeacat: so many bad players fastlikeacat: haha me: like u? fastlikeacat: all they know how to do is be fags and turtle fastlikeacat: you're lucky i didn't push you earlier fastlikeacat: but next time i will me: oh ok me: bye noob fastlikeacat: just push you with 8 lings fastlikeacat: and nigger fuck you in the asshole fastlikeacat: lol fastlikeacat: i might be a noob fastlikeacat: but i'm a noob that gets laid. fastlikeacat: never forget that. me: lol fastlikeacat: your value in life isn't starcraft idiot me: ur dumb dude me: just leave fastlikeacat has left the game then he PMs me: fastlikeacat: i mnight be dumb but i get laid hahaha nerd idiot. pussy means more than starcraft... learn that. fastlikeacat has reconnected. fastlikeacat has disconnected. fastlikeacat: i bet you have like 50 gigs of porn on your computer how did you fit starcraft on there? haha faggot. this shit just cracks me up Hahahahahah fastlikeacat: i bet you have like 50 gigs of porn on your computer how did you fit starcraft on there? haha faggot. This will be my signature. or this bold segment : "IT'S A FUCKING POINT AND CLICK ADVENTURE FOR YOU WHILE I HAVE TO WORK MY ASS OFF. SO BALANCED" | ||
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spritzz
Canada331 Posts
"well played purp, szszszszszszszszszszszszszsz" | ||
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Rotemetoot
21 Posts
Ban Type: Obscene Language Expires: Friday, 3 September 2010 15:09:20 o'clock UTC (32 days, 8 hours ago) Ban Reason: "!@#%^ ZERG NOOBS YOU DONT HAVE SKILL OKAY! EVEN IF YOU WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! They make Terran a lot more of a micro race, this is imba. Because we have to use the units and walk them to the other base in a certain style while I am already BUSY IN MY BASE with making units and thinking through many of my strategies. This is just total nerf. They make the zerg race even easier and the Terran race even harder. I am very very 1337 at this game and those Zerg newbies just want to "click hatcherie, right click my base" I want it to be acknowledged that I am so good and not that I seem without skill cus Zerg just "roach-masses" "a click" on my base.. Zerg players are just totally hypnotised in having skill and Blizzard helps them keeping that illusion up. D: D: D: D: D:" (<= This was trolling and mocking) Ban Type: Obscene Language Expires: Saturday, 28 August 2010 14:15:50 o'clock UTC (38 days, 9 hours ago) Ban Reason: so you make statements like you uncontrollably sh1t all over your floor... Ban Type: Obscene Language Expires: Friday, 3 September 2010 15:07:04 o'clock UTC (32 days, 8 hours ago) Ban Reason: "I have a new idea, I call it the 6pool droner So basically you go for 6 pool when your pool finishes you que up lings, then you run to your sisters laundry basket, sniff her string, quickly take your clothes off and put it on, fart in it as much as possible, send in your drones together with your lings to attack your opponent since it was an all in anyway, take the string off while the lings are running towards his base, and when you start attacking, complain to your father that your sister's string smells like farts." Ban Type: Obscene Language Expires: Saturday, 4 September 2010 08:43:19 o'clock UTC (31 days, 14 hours ago) Ban Reason: "!@#% ZERG NEWBEES!!" Ban Type: Obscene Language Expires: () (<= This was the perma-ban, and this was before they stealth-nerfed the ultralisk  )Ban Reason: This shows how it is all f4ggotly orchestrated that queeerf4ggots can feel good about themselves with Terran. Hahaha, keep giving them lollipops blizzard, another game or life in general will hit hard with the facts HAHHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHA Ban Type: Obscene Language Expires: Saturday, 28 August 2010 14:58:03 o'clock UTC (38 days, 8 hours ago) Ban Reason: "and woop you are h0mosexual" I think there are more bans but this is what is mentioned. -- This is one of the 3 posts that didn't get deleted which was an obvious trolling post: I love playing Terran, especially against Zerg, cus I'm really good in strategie games and I really love every game. I always figure out my strategies and never use one strategy in excess. One game I go hellions, the other I go reapers, or I go in a combination of marines and marauders, and all the Zerg players do is roaches roaches roaches, or banelings.... It seems like Zerg doesn't take much skill to be good at. Like Platinum Zerg players are actually silver Terran players, knowwhatImean? This doesn't really matter and is a great way to balance the game. But then why does Blizzard punish good players even more by making the tanks less effective? If Zerg "noob-masses" Roaches or zerglings/banelings I should at least have an option to counter that properly... Lol you zerg players will soon just have to click on your hatchery and right click on my base for a win... And I have to come up with 1337 defense only to overcome that... I don't want to flame but get some skill instead of whining about patches that make my Terran less good. I think it's a funny read from a time I was very frustrated (which is pretty normal when Terran players tell you that all is balanced and you need to l2p with their 10 apm), I bettered my life a little bit with meditation and good behaviour so I don't troll like this anymore. :D <3 | ||
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Jackafur
United States116 Posts
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Licmyobelisk
Philippines3682 Posts
On October 06 2010 09:40 Jackafur wrote: I probably shouldnt post this. Considering how often I let my anger get to me and bm people. I'm actually surprised someone hasnt shown up in this thread and posted somthing about me. To those Ive BM'd. I'm sorry. I just raged. With that said. + Show Spoiler + DRAAAAAAMMMMAAAAAAAA HEEERRRRREEEEE!!!!!! | ||
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manicsquare
176 Posts
On October 05 2010 23:32 sleepingdog wrote: this made me seriously nearly spill my drink all over the keyboard another story, 1v1: blistering sands, PvP, he goes 2 gate into robo, I 4 gate (because PvP on blistering is just too annoying); I kill him when he has just one immortal out and tries desperately to get his colossus, which I denied he: "4 gate is a nice skill toi have" (leaves....) dunno, I thought it was hilarious how fast this catches on Srry about your keyboard and what was the guys name cuz if it was some what recently it might have been me becauze i was on a 12 game losing streak and PvP is my worst MU so I was raging. | ||
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ThisIsJimmy
United States546 Posts
On October 06 2010 09:40 Jackafur wrote: I probably shouldnt post this. Considering how often I let my anger get to me and bm people. I'm actually surprised someone hasnt shown up in this thread and posted somthing about me. To those Ive BM'd. I'm sorry. I just raged. With that said. + Show Spoiler + LOL Let me just state, that that is NOT ME. I would not say that stuff hahaha. Pretty funny though | ||
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DrQton
United States17 Posts
towards the end of the game he broke down my wall with mass speedlings ultralisks and mutas and i was holding on with 3/1 stalkers. i was able to hold on and save the majority of ym probes with some decent blink micro. at this point i figured i killed his whole army so i went to push him..long story short i took out his main his natural, 5-6 ultralisks 20+ speedlings with about 15 stalkers and 7 zealots the beauti of it was when i went to ill his 3rd at the gold he says "since when did mass stalker beat mass ultralisk" "fag" 15 minutes later his friend pms me telling me hes still raging | ||
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CaptainFwiffo
United States576 Posts
Teammate 1: "Phoneix!" Teammate 2: "Baneling!" Me: "Immortal!" Teammate 3: "Sentry!" Opponent 1: "penis boper" Was laughing so hard I got supply blocked on my second pylon. | ||
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